If - Vancouver was born
“Quite fun. Ran up this with my partner on our first time
up to the top of the Chief. Great fun!” - Juler 2011-09-03
Then - The alpine was created
Mountaineers started at sea level and they walked
into a
“Million thanks to the one who put
permanent draws on the bolts” - calvinclimb 2011-09-07
veritable howling wilderness
to counter this foreign *******
Thus the alpine was created by us:
Learned cosmopolitan alpinists
Would not could not cannot popularize
The exclusive sport of learned cosmopolitan alpinists
To popularize was to vulgarize
“My buudy took a big fall fell clipping,
lucky falls are super safe” - boulamania 2013-06-05
Take for instance Art Cooper’s statement:
You've heard about the Squamish Chief,
The way they go up that rock wall
I don’t think that’s climbing at all.”
No Art, certainly not
Now they do not stay long enough to feel diminished
Unlike us learned cosmopolitan alpinists
“Everyone in the free world has climbed this uber-classic!
Should you get lost, ask the party in front of you where to go” - rock climbing.com
Who drove our teeth through our lips for our
Exploratory climbing
Now
A well used recreational area