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apeitz May 2011
once there was a worm named timmy tiny tail
he had a very unusual, and very tiny tail
he had but one friend, sandy the snail
who had a very *****, and grimy tail
together they complained about how they had the gayest of tails
but they weren't as bad as the 29 polka dotted ***** whales
who were at the moment swimming around the pacific, eating tiny little krill
till wally the whale got in snappy the sharks grill
then snappy got snippy and tore wally's **** up
and finished it off with some tea from his favorite tea cup
and so the 28 polka dotted ***** whales wailed for their friend
as timmy and sandy ******* about not having a decent looking end
clever
apeitz Apr 2011
my cotton filled mouth, refreshed by the sweet nectar of ice cold beer, needs food
i snake through the party, rubbing off of sweaty near naked people, towards grub
bits of monkey bread, the highlight of my short munch, last but milliseconds
8 beers down, 3 women to go
everyone has a standard to live up to right?
why not
i hope i finally get with that girl from the east side
i would fully enjoy being between those legs
but shes not here, she is at home with her husband god ******
i have a tiny suspicion she likes him for his paycheck
her rock took a toll on it, i know that for sure
i see it gleaming off the sun, screaming 'im a gold digger!'
she gives me a glance of two. i see it quite often
oh well shes not here
but that **** from 102 is
i go over there
words of an *** flow out of my cloudy throat
she digs it...
my ignorant ***** of a friend, morgan calls me over.
my stomach curls as the *** races down, thrilling my nerves
in my brain, lights ignite, i go wild
like my fresh cig, my eyeslight up
i except the fact that ill wake up next to her puke filled steve maddens and a '*******' text
apeitz Apr 2011
cut fine
it runs....
furiously,
numbing me,
causing me to smile.

ground up
it travels....
slowly,
calming me,
causing me to smile.

distilled perfectly
it flows....
quickly,
confusing me,
yet causes me to smile.
apeitz Apr 2011
**** instructions
and rules
and healthy eating habits
apeitz Apr 2011
i wish we had one more chance
i wish we could have one last dance
i wish you could understand
i wish you would grab my hand
i wish you would get what im trying to say
i wish we could have just one more day
i wish to see you sometime or another
dont matter when, this side or the other
apeitz Apr 2011
Out and about many miles away
clueless, even not knowing the time of day
I wonder
drifting
I stay, I go
I am a wild, free, and spirited soul
I am a man made by my past
Living free, expecting to die fast
I don't make plans past an hour from now
I strive to under stand why things are, and how
I carry no schedule, and I never reconsider
I'm gonna die sometime, one way or another
apeitz Mar 2011
The world is ******

waves hit
birds ****
grounds quake
people hate
planes drop
cars stop
caves rumble
buildings crumble
powers attack
weak step back
leaders lie
people die
crops fail
babies wail
friendships cease
populations decrease
people live in fear
the end seems near
deep, short, easy, bold
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