Rudeness is key to a simpler life,
Rudeness is key to a big fat fight,
Rudeness is rude but I find it funny,
Rudeness could be the cause of a good *** of honey.
Rude

Young lad,
I don't find it funny,
I find it quite rude,
Infact, young lad,
That...
Is...
The...
Height...
Of...
Rudeness.

I'm rude,
I'm crude,
I'm ****,
Give me food.