Good evening, all!
Friendly reminder that--unless called upon--
we ask all spirits to remain on mute.
The connection can be a little spotty,
but we want to see all we can as the veil thins,
so please keep your third eye open
until it’s your time to commune.
Thank you again for attending this evening of digital divination.
Oh, and feel free to put your deepest, darkest questions in the chat box.
The moderator/medium will address them in turn.
Riffing off an off-hand comparison