Mom is the biggest bomb
She can explode
But my mom can't be beat
Because she is so sweat
She can really bring the heat
And make good tasting meat
You can try to beat the best
but she is better than the rest

I like small dogs
But I'm not a fan of the hogs.
I think cats are cool,
to bad they don't like the pool.
My favorite of all is the river otter
not just because they are cooler
It could be because they aren't cannibals
But I love all the animals.

I'm in the mood for food
So don't tease me
but instead you should please me
Give me cake, ice cream, or noodles
If you ask me i won't eat a poodle.
Now I'm really in the mood for food.
So what you should do is FEED ME!!
And try not to destroy my mood.

Otters are very smarter
with their medium size brain and all
They use sticks and stones as tools
So you can't say they are fools
Their favorite dish
is very large clams and fish
Otters are just so cool
They could live in your pool
So if your are smarter
You for so love the otter!!!

YHWH is the one I love,
I love him the very most,
He is the greatest of the great,
Though I don't mean to boast.
I love him with all I own,
Even though I hope he likes *** roast.
So now you should know
How I love him the very most!

When i see you
I see love and compasion
If it was up to me
There would be no leagal reaction
What do you see when you see me?
The thing I see
Is the better me

Trees Trees, lets talk about trees
First they help the bees
By giving them a home
Second they dont have knees
and dont eat bones
Lastly they positivitly, absolutly don't
SNEEZE