Once apunn a time
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There was once an old man who fell down the stair (well he didn't really fall he walked but anyway) luckily it was right on top of a bear he almost survived but to bad he died I just wish I wasn't there.

I like to play basket ball but I'm not that tall, I would like to play baseball but I don't like to run at all, I would like to run track but I really really fat i want to play sport but what sort of sport