A lawyer stood, with files so tall,
Hoping the judge would hear it all.
“My Lord,” he said, “please take a look,
Not just the words inside this book.

Please feel the law, not just its face,
The spirit hides inside this case.
Between the lines, there’s more to see,
And that will help to set us free!”

The judge just smiled, calm and slow,
With a small grin, he told him so:
“Sir, I read what’s black and white,
No hidden spirit helps me write.

The law is clear, I read it straight,
No spirit here is here on table plate.
For spirits, O' sir, can make one fall,
And I must stand firm in this hall!”

The lawyer sighed and shook his head,
While others laughed but nothing said.
And all that day, all learned one thing,
The law is words, no magic wing!

Ajay Amitabh Suman
Patent and Trademark Attorney
Lawfing Lawyer

Lawyer:
Doctor, doctor, tell me why,
Your handwriting makes people cry!
Letters dance, they twist, they twirl,
Like scribbles from a dizzy squirrel!

Doctor:
Oh dear lawyer, don’t be mad,
I write so fast—it’s not that bad!
Patients rush, the clock won’t wait,
Who has time to make it straight?

Lawyer:
But doctor, pause and hear me out,
Your notes cause panic, fear, and doubt!
A cough syrup turns into glue,
It's All because of “Doctor. Who?”

Doctor:
No No Not my fault, I must insist,
Pharmacists read—nothing is missed!
They know the trick, they crack the code,
They read my mess like a secret mode!

Lawyer:
But Patients demands,write bold and neat!
But your pen still runs at lightning speed!
Two letters show, the rest are ghosts,
Leaving all of them to guess the most!

Doctor:
Alright, alright, I’ll make it clear,
I’ll write like you, O my dear!
But if I take time in writing the pill,
My fee will rise just like your bill!

Ajay Amitabh Suman
Patent and Trademark Attorney,
High Court of Delhi

In the courtroom, big and tall,
The judge was ready to leave it all.
The clock struck noon, it was time to eat,
But a lawyer rushed to block his feet!

The lawyer dashed, all out of breath,
"My Lord, one favor, no less, no less!"
The judge, halfway to the door,
Rolled his eyes and said, "What for?"

"In my matter one more date I seek!"
Judge just grinned, his pace not weak.
He said its time for lunch , not for date,
"Forgive me I’m hungry, it’s already late!"

"Relief declined is justice denied!"
The lawyer pleaded, again he tried"
Judge replied , let’s not collide,
Lunch delayed is lunch denied!".

The courtroom burst into cheer,
The judge was gone, nowhere near!
The lawyer sighed and walked away,
Guess he’d try another day!

Ajay Amitabh Suman
Patent and Trademark Attorney
Delhi High Court

A lawyer in a court with case in sight,
requested, for him, ten minutes is right!

Let me speak when my friend is done,
Just ten minutes in reply, then I’m gone!"

The judge leaned back and stroked his chin,
"Ten minutes? is it enough for  a win?

Why not minutes eight , eleven or nine,
Sticking to ten only , will that be fine?

How can you know, down to the dot,
That this ten is all and not less or lot?"

The lawyer grinned and stood up tall,
"My Lord, I’ve argued big and small.

I know my words, I know the game,
Ten minutes will be just the same!"

The judge then laughed and shook his head,
"Are you a lawyer, as you said?

Or a fortune teller in disguise,
Guessing time with perfect eyes?"

The courtroom roared with claps and cheers,
The lawyer smiled but hid his fears.

Would ten be short? Would ten be long?
What if his guess was slightly wrong?

The judge then grinned and said, "Alright,
But don’t beg time  for extra fight,

I’m not one to change the clock,
So make it quick—tick-tock, tick-tock!"

The lawyer gulped and took his seat,
Hoping his speech would be short and neat.

But  a thought came in his mind,
What if I need some extra time ?

Ajay Amitabh Suman,
Patent and Trademark Attorney
Delhi High Court

Judge: "Lawyer, now you may speak,
Tell me what it is you seek."

Lawyer: "My Lord, I need a short delay,
I just got engaged—just yesterday!"

Judge: "Engaged, you say? Oh, what a sight!"
Lawyer: "To this case, My Lord! Not my bride!"

Opposing Lawyer: "My Lord, this is number three,
They change lawyers more than me!

I’ve been here since time began,
They just switch and change their plan!"

Judge: "But still, this case is going on,
Shouldn’t it be said and done?"

Opposing Lawyer: "My Lord, they have no case at all,
No proof, no truth, just hope so tall!

They think that if they swap and play,
A case will simply come their way!"

Judge (laughing): "If they have nothing, tell me please,
What have you done for all these weeks?"

you say your case is very much strong,
then how come this case dragged so long?

Ajay Amitabh Suman
Patent and Trademark Attorney
Delhi High Court

In court one day, both bold and grand,
A lawyer in his case took specific stand.
But when his client said, changed his view,
The lawyer inquired —what should he do?

The judge looked up and shook his head,
"You twist and turn with all he said!
Tell me, counsel, what’s your plan?
Do you stand firm or shift like sand?"

The lawyer sighed, his voice was tight,
"My Lord, every where, I can not fight!
Since my client won’t agree with me,
hence I must agree to disagree!"

Courtroom roared, judge just grinned,
The lawyer knew what he had been.
Winning the cases? A skill to hone,
But matching clients? That’s unknown!

Ajay Amitabh Suman
Patent and Trademark Attorney
Delhi High Court

The lawyer stood with a passionate plea,
"My Lord, some aid for my client, you see!"
With folded hands and a hopeful face,
He sought some funds, a festive grace.

"My Lord, it’s the holy season, you see,
Grant my client some money, let mercy be!
A little relief, some cash in hand,
So he may celebrate as customs demand!"

The judge leaned back, adjusting his chair,
With a twinkle of mischief and a knowing glare.
He stroked his chin and let out a sigh,
Then fixed the lawyer with a watchful eye.

"Oh dear counsel, let’s be clear…
Is this for your client—or your festive cheer?
For who will truly get the pay?
Your client—or you, without delay?"

The courtroom gasped, then burst with glee,
The lawyer coughed—"My Lord, not me!"
His face turned red, he looked around,
As whispers of laughter filled the ground.

The judge just chuckled, tapping his pen,
"Nice try, counsel, but not again!"
"Justice is served, but funds we’ll see,
Just don’t send me your festival fee!"

Ajay Amitabh Suman
Patent and Trademark Attorney
Delhi High Court