A tongue is like a sword
It can do a lot of damage
But if you're too scared to use it it's useless
It can also be an instigator of war
Please do not put swords in your mouth
They are too sharp and it will really hurt if you do
Don't ask me how I know
Ok I'll tell you
One time when I was 8
I found a sword at Goodwill
I thought it looked mad tasty
So I ate it
I was right it did taste good
But also it hurt
That really ******
But I'm better now
I might put another sword in my mouth
Yeah I'm gonna do that right now
Mmm tastes good
Ow oof ouch too pointy
THE END