sit darling
do sit
this is no new crime
yes this has been done before many times
its all very regular I assure you
the procedures all the rage
its easy
really
all you need is a little blade
maybe a sharp spoon
and perhaps a clear glass jar;
yes, a Mason jar, that'd be quite appropriate.
and you simply scoop
and you don't stop scooping -- stop squirming, darling, this is important--
until you are sure,
you are sure its quite well and gone.
and you place it all in the little jar and seal it up,
all nice and tight--
so nothing can get out, you understand.
and then you're all finished-- don't cry, darling,
its finished, see?
There's nothing there now.
Don't you feel so much
lighter?
If only I knew what it felt like
it must be
exquisite.
Isn't it exquisite, darling?