Lucious, low effort, smooth rolling ink;
Black like bottled midnight drying on my powder white pages.

WWWWWWWHHHHHHHYYYYY?!?!?!? LLLLLLLIIIIIIFFFFEEEE IIISSSS HHHHHOOOORRRIIIIIIBBBBLLEE!!!! OOOOOOOHHH MMMYYY GGOOOOOOOODDDD!!

Wait...

Where am I writing this?

GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!!

No dude, this is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride, contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodine which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting by using scientific terminology for everyday items, you're factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little ****.

A Man Has Fallen In The Lake In Lego City
Prepare the rescue helicopter...

HEY!!!

Build the new rescue helicopter, and off to the rescue!
Lower the stretcher and make the rescue!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The gender count
Is only two

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