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310 · Oct 2017
Chicken Teeth
Thurtle Oct 2017
the land of chicken teeth cannot be comprised
of fewer than 666 turtles in a half basket

teeth juice chromosome crustacean
sliding around on the stupid floor lol
give me a pile of french sausages
and i will geronimo to the dang old moon

flabby turtle skins in the basement
basketballs in the roof structure
foundations made of chicken livers on the whole half slice
free bird slicing through the plains of babylon

grand old gorilla grapes
frothing beneath the old turkey wallace
fumes from the farmland
henceforth cometh yon crustacean
266 · Oct 2017
Germany Jumanji
Thurtle Oct 2017
Crustacean
At the
Bus station

Frustration
Of a
Just Haitian

Castration
Of an
Alsatian

Internationalization
Of
Telecommunications

Worship
Of a
Satan
151 · Oct 2017
Pack of Gorillas
Thurtle Oct 2017
Pack of Gorillas

In the land of the turtle
One can live forever
Why?

The question of eternity
Our purpose on Earth
Are we all a turtle?....



....or just llama testicles?


The questions many
The answers few
I suppose it must be this way
Lest we be unprepared for the truth

...but why?
Why cannot we, too, know the meaning of everything?
Why must this knowledge be held solely by Turtle, the Almighty?


We demand answers, we demand knowledge.
No longer to be ruled by the turtle, we will rise up.
And **** off of a bridge hahahaha
Hail Satan
137 · Oct 2017
Shambler of Crustaceans
Thurtle Oct 2017
The light of the new year
Hath spewed from yonder hence
Betwixt the pillars of the Turtle
Where sleeps the Moon

Ethereal floating turtles
Nigh is the crustacean
Hide your children
Lest they be devoured

Thou canst witness the end
The end of our world
On a night soon to be
When the snow is on the leaves

When the distant screams
Invade your dreams
The Turtle shall return
And all things will burn

There is no escape
No way out
The Turtle will **** you
I'm serious, he will

That's the actual reason
That I told you to hide your children
They would also be *****
And that's not good

Turtles are awesome though
For the most part
The normal ones that don't **** people
Are pretty good

Chickens upon the altar
Sacrificed to Satan
Not a soul can escape Satan
Chicken souls are no exception

Potato juice dripping
Dripping and dropping
Off of the walls of the castle
Potato sauce boy

Cheese smashed in the alcove
Gertrude must have done this
I cannot abide your face
I eat candles

— The End —