The light of the new year
Hath spewed from yonder hence
Betwixt the pillars of the Turtle
Where sleeps the Moon

Ethereal floating turtles
Nigh is the crustacean
Hide your children
Lest they be devoured

Thou canst witness the end
The end of our world
On a night soon to be
When the snow is on the leaves

When the distant screams
Invade your dreams
The Turtle shall return
And all things will burn

There is no escape
No way out
The Turtle will **** you
I'm serious, he will

That's the actual reason
That I told you to hide your children
They would also be *****
And that's not good

Turtles are awesome though
For the most part
The normal ones that don't **** people
Are pretty good

Chickens upon the altar
Sacrificed to Satan
Not a soul can escape Satan
Chicken souls are no exception

Potato juice dripping
Dripping and dropping
Off of the walls of the castle
Potato sauce boy

Cheese smashed in the alcove
Gertrude must have done this
I cannot abide your face
I eat candles

Pack of Gorillas

In the land of the turtle
One can live forever
Why?

The question of eternity
Our purpose on Earth
Are we all a turtle?....



....or just llama testicles?


The questions many
The answers few
I suppose it must be this way
Lest we be unprepared for the truth

...but why?
Why cannot we, too, know the meaning of everything?
Why must this knowledge be held solely by Turtle, the Almighty?


We demand answers, we demand knowledge.
No longer to be ruled by the turtle, we will rise up.
And **** off of a bridge hahahaha
Hail Satan