It was quiet late at night,
And I snuck over to the door, opened it and counted to four.
I ran down the driveway as fast as I could, wishing I didnt have to encounter the hood.
I went to my secret space, and grabbed the green sticky substance from my backpack.
Grabbed a Potato and Carrot and banana for my utensils,
I do not remember the rest of my night,
This is why I love my life

Education is important,
but big biceps is more importanter
I love life.

I woke up to put beer in my Cereal,
Walked outside nothin' but my cowboy boots and cowboy hat,
Hungover from last night,
I pumped my 12 to all the leftover beer cans,
and watched that **** explode!
I hop in my lifted truck to pick up some buds and some Reds,
Killing Beers and Slaying Queers,
I love life and 'Merica

I have a friend named Tim,
I always remember him,
He lives very far away,
but I don't care ill visit him anyway
Miles are just a number,
I will visit him during his slumber,
I hope he wants to **** with me,
because thats the only place I want to be
I love life.

As I look at Timmy,
My heart skips a beat,
His beautiful eyes give me butterflies.
I can picture the rest of my life living by his side.
As I die, I will not lie that I love Tim,
I love life.

My name is Timmy,
I wake and I bake,
I sky and I dive
I ski and I climb,
I Love Life

Mom caught us together one time
She didn't take it fondly
But i didn't care Mary was so hot at the time
She was smoking hot ... as i remember

I do not know where Tim is at the moment,
But in my heart he is close by.
I light up in remembrance of Tim,
Hoping my sorrows will be floating away.
I hope he can smell the dankness rooms away.
I love my life.

Timmy D,
While taking a ***,
Was stung by a bee,
but then he remembered,
I had medicine in my backpack,
That can take care of me,
I love life

Timmy Fears getting caught,
Because of all the Mary Jane he just bought.
He fears the cops showing up,
while he lights another cup.
But then remembering my name is Tim,
and Im a badass,
I Love Life