Stop ****** me all day
I don't like it 'cause you're gay
My wrists are slit
My life will be over in a little bit
I think that I stepped in dog ****

Marriage = ****** *******, introduction of ***** into the ****** by which the marriage of genetic material forms a new Being; from which Humanity increases in number; by which the our species is propagated; by which genetic traits are forwarded. Marriage can only be based on this reality. A man (post-pubescent male) penetrates a woman's birth canal (post-pubescent female) w/his ***** ***** to deposit ejaculant (his 23 chromosomes that marry/meld with her 23 chromosomes) to produce a child.

"Here," I said, "it's on this end."

She frowned. "I'm sorry," said she, "I can't reach it."

I could see that she needed me to turn it. "Better?" I asked.

"Yes," she said, "it has scanned at the clearance price of five dollars."

I was relieved, as this was the last wooden flag pole that Lowe's had.