If you knew Mr. Pettigrew
You would know he's not a foe
If you give him a chance to talk
You might end up going for a walk
He goes by Michael everyday
And rides a bicycle with feeling gay
When you feel down and out
He will show you his rainbow trout
Oh behold Ol' Michael P.
For he's the one you want to see
And when you see him with a ***
Don't forget I told you so.

I always tried to do things best
And try not to follow all the rest
All the dreams that I have thirst
Always seem to go and burst
When I search for my true love
There's always a black cloud above
When I see her come and pass
I will look to see that great ***
As I wonder if her personality fits
Those great and perky beautiful ****
Oh how this black cloud brings the worst of luck, all I can say is what the ****.