High moon. BY Lil Gary
It's a special night so I got her some
flowers but I popped the I love you
balloon.                                                
It's a date at our secret spot and the only
ones that know about it is us, everyone
at the trailer park, and maybe a
raccoon.                                                    
I illegally downloaded the song Nobody
cause we're rebels and it's our favorite
love making tune.
I left all my jokes in the house so I can  
be a serious buffoon.

I got some cheap beer, pillows, and a soft
blanket.
Guess y'all can say Lil Gary's getting lucky
tonight so they'll be no need to yank it.
I had a little whisky but I was nervous and
excited so I already drank it.
You ever had a girl so fine everytime she
brings her **** *** close you
can't help but to spank it?
How much is she worth to me, well I'll just
say it's enough you could bank it.
It's getting late so I wonder if she's      
  having trouble with her old car and
  unable to crank it.

Hell I even spent 10 bucks at the dollar
store trying to make my back yard
look tropical because she really
love's Cancun.
Which is hard to do in a Texas trailer park
even if its the middle of June.
This ice cream is getting soft so I can
tell the neighbors no need to borrow
there spoon.
It's taking her forever (Slap) and damb the
mosquitos are biting so I hope she
(Slap) gets here real soon.
I told her *** to meet me behind my
trailer next to my shop I call Lil
Gary's saloon.
And don't be late I got to work in the
morning so be here before high
moon....

Real Fly. By Lil Gary
      She's ice cold longneck kinda Miller.
      She's the real deal kinda sealer.
      She's a every square inch of my body
        kinda feeler.
      She's a squirrels don't get any nuts    
          kinda stealer.

      She's a always looking up kinda kneeler.
      She's a 80's ****** Healing kinda Thriller.
      She's a roll on Mama till you get back
        home kinda wheeler.
      She's got pounds of that love kinda
          dealer.

      She's really dug in my heart kinda tiller.
      She's smiling at me with the
            flyswatter on the grind
            kinda miller.
      She's my **** down for me girl showing
            if pushed she's a Real Fly kinda
            killer...

******. By Lil Gary
I want to tell y'all about this girl I met and she's a real libido enhancer.
She just pulled a real slayer just like Donner, Blitzen, and Prancer.
What a body and if you saw her you'd swear she was a dancer.
She's a killer for sure like her name is Mrs. Cancer.
Got me like Joe cause I don't want to be a player no more, she's turning me into a romancer.
I could never figure out why I'm so lonely but now I know that she was the answer.
That's why it's been so HARD to find true love because it's a libido enhancer.....

I feel . By Lil Gary
Writing I use as my ****** pill.
You can say it's kind of my deal.
So I only write what is real.
It's the way that I heal.

But crying while telling jokes is my very best skill.
It's all for fun cause these words ain't paying a bill.
This life makes me a killer whale that's chased by a seal.
I wish I could tell y'all I was made out of steel.
And I had a lot of stuff that I would be able to will.

Because of right now it's like Shelby gets my hammer, and Kristen gets my screwdriver, and Zachary gets my drill.
This world has made me bitter like I'm the fruit trapped under the peel.
Now I open my bottle of words over this paper to spill.
So I can arrange them to convey all the emotions I feel....