Some guys use to talk a lot of trash.
Because Madelyn had a tiny mustache.
She was a lady with a lot of pride.
Her tiny mustache never caused her to break her stride.
Madelyn's mustache never stopped her from getting a guy.
Because mustache or not, she was still so fly.

Nothing about Margie was coy.
She was an older inner city girl who made men out of young boys.
She was a little wild and always on the prowl.
Some of the boys will remember her for eternity.
Because she was the one who took their virginity.

Anita was a Walmart cashier with a good attitude.
She was always happy and never rude.
She could ring up items fast as a jet.
And place all of the items in a shopping cart.
Before a customer could write a check.
Anita was very good at her work.
Anyone who didn't appreciate her was a ****.

She was his future and his past.
They had a love that he knew would always last.
She was his everything.
The one whose love played his heartstrings.
The one who was in it for the long haul.
Who would help pick him up if he should fall.

He ran behind her begging her to stay.
She didn't even look his way.
She said, I need a real man and not a weak lap dog.
He fell to the ground crying in the mud and fog.
He just couldn't understand why she didn't show any heart.
And why she treated him like a smelly ****.

Coach Bear loved to swear.
If players didn't hit hard enough.
He gave them a hard stare.
He was one tough football coach.
But he was always fair.

He worked his players very hard.
But come game time, this was their winner's card.
Coach Bear always brought out the best.
Made his players stronger for life's test.

Nurse Rhonda was a nymphomaniac.
She put smiles on the faces of the old guys in the nursing home.
When she was giving them their baths, she would take advantage.
Some people would call this senior abuse.
But the old guys called it pure pleasure.
But one day Nurse Rhonda was caught by her supervisor doing wrong.
And she was fired and many of the old guys cried.