Drinking Bud made him strong.
When drinking those delicious suds, he couldn't go wrong.
He couldn't make it another day.
If his cans of Bud were taken away.
He even saw cans of Bud in his dreams.
A life without Bud would be so mean.

If a genie could grant me a wish.
I would love again to feel the heavenly bliss.
From the taste of your peppermint kiss.
If a genie could grant me a second wish.
I would love to lay under the moonbeams.
Feeling the passion of my peppermint dreams.
If a genie could grant me a third wish.
I would love to live with my special girl.
Together, forever in our peppermint world.

Sweet love by the pond.
Crickets chirping a sweet song.
Fireflies lighting up the night.
Our love taking flight.

Our spirits floating on angel wings.
A sweet love song our hearts sing.
The stars fill the night with joy.
Above the heavens our love soars.

Rufus was at the local bar and feeling fine.
After drinking many glasses of beer and red wine.
He tried to hit on a chick who was so hip.
She ended up giving him the slip.
He got her phone number and tried calling her the next day.
The phone number she gave him turned out to be for the police.
And this ****** him off in every way.

Randy and Sharon were on a nature hike.
And they decided to **** in a cave.
A bear disturbed them.
And only one of them could be saved.
Randy loved Sharon with all his heart.
He felt so sad to leave her.
As he went for the cave entrance at a running start.

He loved the way her dark hair looked so beautiful in the moonlight.
And the way that her black pearl eyes sparkled at night.
He loved the taste of her ruby red lips.
And the gentle touch of her fingertips.
He loved the sound of her loving words.
And the way she lived her life.
Free as a bird.

She was a rich girl from the city.
Prim, proper, and oh so pretty.
She wanted to live the country life.
Find a husband and become a wife.
She finally found her a hardworking man.
Built a cabin and lived off the land.