People who say drinking alone
Is for alcoholics
Aren't drinking alone
With the right people.

Such salaciousness is both a turn off
And a deal breaker.

Sometimes
The price of one coffee
In the lobby of the art museum
Is worth just being seen by
You

The art itself is tastefully
Bland
But you pop from the desk,
Into my eyes
And into my
Soul.

You are the masterpiece of the museum
And when I sit down with my coffee
There isn't a painting in the building I'd rather be
Sitting in front of.

Dear Madison,
    When you pushed me into the lake
             and I pulled you in with me
                and you worried about your make-up
                  and I told you you were beautiful
                                      I should have kissed you,
                                                                ­                      Then.

finding out there was someone else
will cut you down faster than a chainsaw.

Old ways, new habits
Probably out of balance

I hit up my best friend
Invite her to my palace.

I'm the king of cold
I'm building igloos in the sand
How you hate me when I talk
but love me when I tan?