Help me

I couldn't finish my brownie
Because my mind said no

She doesn't want you
Admit it
You aren't good enough for her
She is too perfect
You need to get some muscles
Or learn some manners
Something
Maybe then she'll notice you
It's a start
Play some sports
Do your hair
Smile more
Dress nicely
Take off your glasses
Get some contacts
Stop complaining
About everything school related
She doesn't like that
Stop slouching
Make eye contact
If she ever says a word to you
Very unlikely
But possible
At that next school dance
Wear a suit
Don't pig out on food
Make her heart melt
Ask her to dance
Don't break down if she says no
She most likely will say no
That's ok
Work your way up there
Become popular
In some way
Write some poetry
Show her a few
Make em good
Impress her
It'll be tough
But I think you can do it
Do your best
Try hard
But dot make it obvious
Make it like it was
No big deal
Play it cool

If you do all of these things
Then you might have a chance











Is it really worth it though?
I would much rather date
A girl who isn't perfect
Who has flaws
I wouldn't have to change
Everything about myself
For her
She would like me
Just the way I am

Thanks, but I think I'll stick to
Human girls

I messed up
I failed
I never wanted this to happen
It was a mistake
I'm sorry
Forgive me?
No
Of course not
Who would forgive
A poor loser
Like me?
All you see in me
Is a liar
And a cheat
A piece of trash
To be left on the street
To be crushed
You're right
I would deserve that
But if you see past that
Past the lying
Past the cheating
You'll find a beauty
Unlike any other
If you just give me a chance
You'll find that
I'm not a bad person
I'm the one for you
We are meant to be





Yeah right loser
Your lying and cheating
Defines who you are
I wouldn't want to date a
Loser like you
Ever again



All right
I see your point
But if you ju-

No
No I'm done
I'm done with your
Little white lies
That add up to big ones
I'm done with your
Multiple girlfriends
I give up
You are a hopeless case



Alright, alright
I see how it is
You only notice my bad points
Have you ever noticed my
Good points?
I can sing
And I make you laugh
And I can cook
All things that you
Want in a husband
Am I right?



Yes, you are right
I want those three things
And more
But I don't want my husband
To be a liar
Or a cheater
Or a backstabber
Those are the three things I
DONT want in a husband



I can change you know
I can stop lying
And stop cheating



Oh really?


Yes
I would do anything for you



Would you do anything
For your other two girlfriends?


That's besides the poin-



Is it really?
Is it really "besides the point"?
I don't think so


But wait just give me a chance!



No
You had your chance
Go break the news to
Your other girlfriends
Tell them the same bs you told me
See if they'll want you back
After you tell them about your
Other love lives
About everything you
Lied about to them
You'll be single by
Tomorrow afternoon
I'd bet my life on it
But I wouldn't waste my life
On anything related to you
Or your poor innocent girlfriends
So there
Better buy a few tubs of
Break up ice cream, single pringle
It's gonna be a while

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The scent of a rose is what keeps me sane.

Dance with me
Twirl me
Spin me
Till I'm dizzy
Pull me close
So I get butterflies
Look in my eyes
Make me sigh
Hold my hands
Like they are fragile
Grab my waist
Sway with the beat
Smile that smile
That makes me melt
Take me around the room
While we dance
Tell me you love me
Lean close
Plant a kiss on my lips
Take my breath away
Make me feel lucky
Make this last
As long as possible


Dance with me
Before I have to leave this world