It's so painful for ash ton kutcher when he finds out that jessica ale bah doesn't really wanna marry him...painful to watch.

I feel like taking a hot bath and playing my snake game...Snake Mania...it's one of my favorite games on Facebook. I love the games on Facebook; I play them on my iPhone in the tub. Hopefully I never drop the phone into the tub and ruin it.

It's so pathetic how everyone is so jealous of me just because I am the one who Taylor Swift fell in love with.

Why stuff?
Why do it?
It's what I gotta figure out
What's the point?

I can't sleep even though I took a big tranquil lies sir pill
I'm sick of stuff
I don't have any real independance and I can't even spell it right
I am the smartest man on the internet

He's the guy attracted to
The girls who are
Broken
He wants to be the knight in
Shining armor
Rescuing the fair maiden
From her misery
He will not accept
He is broken
Too