Sometimes it can be so good
Other times so wrong
When it comes to good I wish it would
Be extra good so long
Me love you long time
Me so *****!!!!!!

Sometimes people who act like they love me actually hate me but that's fine because I sometimes act like I hate myself, even though I actually love myself, a lot. Love myself more than you...that's for **** sure. I'd punch you square in the jaw if I ever saw you in public because I need to prove to my dad that I am finally strong enough to stand up for myself and attack innocent strangers in public with my fists cuz I don't want all the hot babes out there in the world to see me stand down from a fight.
I wish this was a picture website like Instagram or something so I could post some selfies; I want everyone here to see how hot I am in real life.

Every time I ever did something that may or may not have seemed good to other people is actually not my fault at all; I blame Gordon Geko because it was his idea to always be a bad influence on me and never just letting me do my own thing and be myself.

I wish the real Taylor Swift wood fall in love with me and we could get married; she would honestly probably like me and fall head-over-heels in love if she actually took the time to become aware of my existence and actually wanted to get to know the real me.

I love me sum gamez oh fur there on facebook...I don't even chat with my only friend on there that often cuz what's there to even say to anyone these days? Nothing ever pans out or whatever. Maybe I'm just being too cynical...which I blame on Gordon Geko if I am...because it was seriously his idea to trick all those people into making us rich and them poor. Not my decision at all...I'm just a regular guy named Bud...Bud Fox...**** you can just call me Budd...cuz Mr. Fox was my daddy's name

What was I thinking about just now?
Oh yeah...I was smoking some bogies, out on my front porch (out there in the beautiful sunshine of this summer day (is it even really summer yet or still just spring? Am I seriously within the parrenthses of a parenthense right now? I seriously don't know how to spell the word parrenthesis? What hell!) here in God's state of PA) and realizing that Snake Mania is the funnest game I ever played on Facebook probably.
I only have one friend on FB and that's my boy, MPow...he lives out in Vegas...and he's the only purse son left on the web that I trust at all.

Gordon Geko just called me from his beach phone, collect, which doesn't even make much sense to me because he is so much richer than I am. My phone bill is going to be so expensive this month. The year is nineteen eighty five and my name is Bud Fox.