I Am A Tiger Salamander

I am a tiger salamander
I've been through lots of tanks and lots of animal centers
My mouth is full of acid and my body has little bones
I yet lurk in my tank for someone to play with.

I still wait here for someone to play with 24/7
Maybe waiting for that one true love
“ They call me roger named after my father,
it is very nice to meet you.”

I wonder what you are
You don't look real
I am a tiger salamander
What about you?

That felling in your gut
When you know something is going to happen
And your brain tells you other so
But you don't know
So you spread the word
That thee will be a fire
And it doesn't happen

So when karma gets you,
you are burnt to the bone