Eye halve A spelling checker.
It came with my pea sea.
It plainly marcs four my *****
Miss steaks eye kin not sea.
Eye Strike A key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee four two long
And eye can put the air or write
It is rare lea ever wrong
I halve run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
It's letter perfect awl the weigh
My checker told me sew

Homework, oh homework,
I hate you! You Stink!
I wish I could wash you away in the sink.
If only a bomb would explode you to bits.
Homework, oh homework,
You're giving me fits!

I'd rather take baths with a man eating shark,
Or wrestle a lion alone in the dark.
Eat spinach and liver, pet ten porcupines,
Then tackle the homework my teacher assigns.

I get more and more angry as I turn the next page,
Homework, oh homework,
You fill me with rage!

Homework, oh homework,
You're last on my list,
I simply can't see why you even exist.
If you just disappeared, it would tickle me pink.
Homework, oh homework,
I hate you! You stink!

Trying to write a poem
Is simply way to hard,
Putting a pen to paper
Wanting to become a bard.

I could write about my life
For all I need is a hobby,
Something to keep me occupied
While sitting in a lobby.

I started this account
Hoping for nothing more but joy,
Nothing yet has come to me
Writing poems as a coy.

So I look back at my page,
All I see is boredom
But one thing good's come out of this,
At least I wrote a poem!