My baby brother is so small,
he hasn't even learned to crawl.
He's only been around a week,
and all he seems to do is bawl
and wiggle, sleep. . . And leak.

Bowen ounce and Owen bounce
fell off a speeding train,
both were rather fortunate,

Owen bounce,who weighed an ou ce,
Was cushioned by soft shrubbery,
Bowen ounce just bounced and bounced,
for he was round and rubbery.

We heard Wally wail through the whole
neighborhood,
as his mother whaled Wally as hard as she could,
She made Wally holler, she made Wally whoop,
for what he had spelled in the alphabet soup

Uncanny Colleen (unaccountably green)
is munching on cabbage and squash,
While spinning around in her washing machine
no doubt she'll come out in the wash.

Today is a Fay to crow about,
it's a crowable sort of day,
For the crows have frightened the scarecrow,
and the scarecrow is running away.

We each wore half a horse,
and pranced in a parade,
And you can guess,of course,
which half of this I played.

When Dracula went to the blood bank,
he thoroughly flustered the staff,
for rather than make a donation,
he drew out a pint and a half.