a ridiculously raunchy poem
that's what I wanted to write
this is it
you've been warned
if you keep reading
here it comes

I'm rubbing my shaft on her ****
she screamed and ******* lost it

writhing around on my bed
**** moves down to re-insert the head

I'm going back in ***** deep
in and out, in and out, on repeat
she squirts all over my sheets!
this is one girl that I'll keep

what rhymes with *****? I asked the AI

pushy cushy bushy was the reply

what rhymes with *****?
I don't know
so I'll just rhyme this other line
I suppose

but what's up with *****?
it's always on my mind
I'm everevolving
but when I look back I find
sexuality
seems the most present thing over time

he's going to die
that's uncomfortably clear
but will it happen today?
or still not for years?

I don't know, and it irks me
unsettles my soul
it seems I must simply
trust god and let go

happy poem
sappy poem

sappy?
don't maim the trees just for the sake of your ******* poem bro

******* poem? you wish!

wait but who's "you" anyway and who even am I?

We don't really know I guess
how mysterious

the naked fairy
lies below me
in my dreams
I **** her boldly

what does she look like?
whatever I please
her body transforms
to match all of my needs

first she is Asian
then a big-**** Caucasian
then an Ebony girl
who deepthroats without fazin'

she has 7 bodies
for every occasion
Fae Bae, I'll have you!
reality's changin'

I'm not "her husband"
that's not who I am

my wife doesn't define me
I am my own man