BreadyWheat

BreadyWheat Jun 8

I don't speed for fun,
I speed so the cameras don't see me,
In a year or three,
You'll see me in Formula 1

BreadyWheat Jun 3

I love raindrop races,
I feel like they are needed in a childhood,
Those races feel good,
When the one you wanted won

Imagine they have expensive cars and all that,
While another has a kiddie car,
Which one are yall betting on

Some raindrops are cheaters,
And use wind to their advantage,
They push others away,
Making them astray

While rushing to the end,
Not fair to the fastest raindrop in the world,
"Billy Bob Ken"

BreadyWheat Jun 3

Old Memes

Why are memes made,
And when do they get popular,
I feel like some memes are so popular they put you in a collar

Not being able to escape them,
Mostly on the internet,
Even your grandma that's on Facebook probably sees then

Some memes are pretty old,
And they're still being told

And some are very popular,
And they age very fast,
Those memes don't last

Some come from the weirdest places,
Getting famous at different paces

Although they are funny,
Nothing lasts forever

BreadyWheat Jun 2

Sand Is Not Tasty

Do you guys know about the sandman,
I think he gives you good dreams,
But how?

The worst possibility is that he throws the sand,
Not just anywhere,
But in your eyes

I'd rather be selling pies,
And pies do taste better than sand,
And better than a discord mod's hand

Sandman does have a Netflix show,
Show if throwing sand gives you a show,
I might just get that job

BreadyWheat Jun 2

Mr.Sun

Mr.Sun,
Are you in the corner of the Earth,
As if in a page,
Did you like the sunglasses I drew on you

I can always erase them,
Not like I care,
... okay maybe I do

I have a question for you,
Why do you always make me sneeze when I get some sunlight

And what would you taste like,
If I took a bite,
Probably cinnamon

I also heard Ms.Moon cheated on you,
Heard it was the "planet" Mr.Pluto,
I guess they're in a long distance relationship

BreadyWheat Jun 2

Laundry

Around my area,
All laundry mats are pretty *****,
And there's always one out of service

I always see a little kid usually playing a corny ahh game, or there watching brainrot

Usually kids watch abominations like LankyBox and skibidi toilet

They've got to ban LankyBox from existing,
It hurts to hear the purple haired guy scream for the 103rd time

BreadyWheat Jun 1

Boing Goes The Factory

***** go boing,
And so do tires,
Whoever says no is a liar

How does the Pixar lamp jump that high,
It's literally metal, plastic, and other Chinese parts

I wonder If it says "made in china"
Not gonna lie that would be pretty funny,
We don't want to see another twist villain poorly made

Justice to the Pixar lamp's manufacturer