You should not regret
What you have done, badly
Those, are just mistakes

But

You should regret
What you haven't done, sadly
Those, become heartaches
WIZDUMBs BY JA 583                   06-07-2015

Sometimes I think
And wonder why
Birds must ****
When they fly

Why autumn leaves
Those colors make
But then fall off
So we must rake

Why is water
Always level
And why did God
Create the devil

Why do dogs
Lick their *****
Then lick their master
When he calls

Why do boys
Wear pants so low
That their **** cheeks
Have to show

Why do we
Need to grow up
Why use a glass
And not a cup

Why girls when happy
Sometimes cry
And fish live wet
But never dry

Why do hockey players
Always spit
And why’s a pimple
Called a zit

Why contented cats
Always purr
And then throw up
That ball of fur

Why feed the grass
To make it grow
And when it does
We have to mow

Why does ****
Stick in your hair
And why do will knots
Form down there

Why dogs we own
Our life will guard
But then they ****
In our yard

Sometimes I just
Sit and think
Why do farts
Have to stink

How do cows
Make milk from grass
And why do hemorrhoids
Pop out your ***

Why do humans
Together throng
But then they can’t
Get along

Why do chickens
Never ****
And why do Boems
Rhyme like this

Why tell us all
We are brothers
When we are born
With different colors

Why bird **** falling
From the sky
Never hits
The other guy

Why flowers bloom
If we take care
But weeds just grow
Everywhere

Why leaves fall off
But not the bark
Did insects come
From Noah’s arc

Do all predictions
Come to pass
Do chicken eggs
Come out their ***

Why do snots  
Grow in your nose
And why do I
These questions pose                
BOEMS BY JA 87                      12-10-2012

A kiss and a hug
Or a nice warm embrace
Will always put
A smile on your face
                                                  
So, just for the feeling
That from it we’ve gotten
We should all do it
A little more often
WIZDUMBs BY JA 212               05-08-2013

If you steal my poetry
In part or in whole
You sir or madam
Are a ******* *******

Steal from me once
And I am the dunce
But steal from me twice
And you’ll pay the price
WIZDUMBs BY JA 623                       27-08-2015

Besides

WIZDUMBs BY JA is a wholly owned subsidiary of JA-STA MINUTE INC. The WIZDUMBs BY JA logo and made-marks are the property of his wife who wholly owns him and everything else.
WIZDUMBs BY JA 236          copyright 20-09-2013


MAY PEACE BE WITH YOU
and your wife

Love,
           does never die
But,
           like the setting sun
It,
           slowly sets and fades
Then,
            it just moves on

WIZDUMBs BY JA 608                 06-08-2015

KINDEST MAN I EVER KNEW

We live our lives
And then we simply pass away
Leaving behind
Just those memories of yesterday
As time goes by
They’ll surely fade away
If there’s no place
In some ones heart to stay

We leave behind
Family and friends that we have known
Hoping with each
The seeds to our memory we’ve sewn
And nurtured them
Till now they are full grown
To blossom forth
In memories we'll live on

So live your life
As if each moment is the last
Don’t pass them by
You can’t bring them back from the past
Special moments
In our hearts must be cast
If they’re to be
Those memories that last
BOEMS BY JA 424

Do you poets never rest
Do you not thirst or hunger
How despair and misery sustain you
That is what, I wonder

Do you not need some sustenance
Are your eyes not, in need of sleep
Does your body not ache for nourishment
Or is your obsession, way too deep

Far be it for me to question
How those feelings you maintain
Desires, should be wrapped in life, not death
And kept alive with happiness, not pain
BOEMS BY JA 422                                                  19-08-2015