johnny-panic
Uzbekistani
John "Johnny Panic" Rockefeller (1926-1962, 1973-present) is the reanimated corpse of Marilyn Monroe reconstituted with ape DNA. He has been included in exactly none textbooks, and actually may not have written any poems. Critics have had this to say about the rising star "Who the fuck are you? Get that microphone out of my face!" / Her poem "Bohemian Rhapsody" was included in the textbook "E-Z Science with Dr. Tom." / His novel "Novel" won an emmy. / He has systematically ruined every one of his relationships with his compulsive lying.
