"yeet" poems
I'm so bored
tell me a story
play an online game with me
someone text me
buy me a lamb
make a new tweet
take me shopping
buy me a wii u
I'm so bored
everything's so boring
I have no games on the wii
so I am bored as can be
someone post on instagram
something saying "yeet"
get me pizza with lots of toppings
is anyone else bored, too?
Mar 13, 2015
Mar 13, 2015 at 2:51 PM UTC
I'm shaking with fear and I want to ****
That unicorn I see that has all my pills,
Those pills that give me all the nice thrills,
From codeine to NyQuil to Advil,
People stare at me and shake and shiver,
Pulling out a knife while my hands quiver,
Stab it into some small child's liver,
Today I'm a mailman, a death deliverer,
That child's name was Jon,
I killed him while he was mowing a lawn,
He was Mexican and trying to get paid,
I guess I had to come around and make his day,
I said, "Yeet!" as I threw the kids body,
Down into the river and then I yelled, "Gotee!",
I'll feast on the rest of the child's flesh,
Jon was a nice meal, probably the best,
I didn't find my pills in Mr. Jon the unicorn,
I guess his mom gave birth to a ***** that was born,
Without the pill portal that he should've had,
Their family is terrible, all members must be bad,
Now I don't have my pills and I've just had a meal,
I guess the kids meat was a good enough appeal.
Nov 29, 2018
Nov 29, 2018 at 3:12 PM UTC
Oops,
I did it again.
Now i have to clean the floor again.
I don't want my friends to see
The blood everywhere,
Me crying,
Torn apart letters from the times love still existed here.
Well, did it ever?
Maybe i should feel bad,
Lying to my friends.
A "Spill the tea sis" here
And a "Yeet hahaha" there
Some vines,
Some memes
Some weird TikTok's,
Or a crazy text.
And i look completely fine.
Or maybe i do always,
Been hiding the emotions for so long i wonder if i even have them nowadays.
I just say i am a bad person,
They will hopefully leave me to die.
But hey,
Maybe i actually am.
I don't know.
Joking through my life,
If i'm Lucky,
Life will turn into the biggest joke of them all.
But,
Nobody
Cares
Jan 5, 2019
Jan 5, 2019 at 6:09 AM UTC
That moment
There is a moment in your day when
you
YEET that empty can into a crowd full of people and SCREAM
"THIS BEVERAGE THAT I HAVE PURCHASED PREVIOUSLY AT THE MACHINE IS NOW EMPTIED OF IT'S CONTENTS PREVIOUS TO ME THROWING SAID EMPTY ALUMINIUM INTO A HALLWAY!!"
Dec 9, 2019
Dec 9, 2019 at 1:26 PM UTC
One look at her and I knew
That we should *****
The night I took her in
We cuddled and kissed
While under the cover of the sheets
I saw that hers was bigger, so I said
YEET
Jan 15, 2019
Jan 15, 2019 at 3:15 PM UTC
the feeling of being yeet
the feeling of eating a kabab
the feeling of the kabab being delicious
yeetkabalicious
May 22, 2018
May 22, 2018 at 8:40 PM UTC
what up it’s your m.i.a girl back it again
bc i’m feeling very overwhelmed and don’t know what to do
:/
i need to stop panicking about the future because i saw something that said worrying about something that won’t happen is just putting you through that worrying twice and it’s not healthy
but guess what i’m still doing it anyways yeet
sorry i need help thanks for sticking around till the end and honestly at this point just message me like hey how ya doin
Apr 15, 2019
Apr 15, 2019 at 11:01 PM UTC
Ugh it's so hot
I'm literally suffocating
Yeet
Jun 2, 2019
Jun 2, 2019 at 8:05 AM UTC
Vines are so funny
This ***** is empty, YEET, lol
Why am i like this
May 19, 2019
May 19, 2019 at 8:54 AM UTC
Four hobbits are to do one thing...
Two flex and look commited.
Two whine, while clinging to a ring
They have been tasked to yeet!
How many hobbits must it take
To dispossess a nay-lord?
Up to what Gendalf can't forsake
Due to increasing payload.
I have become a tyrant beyond limits!
Man prostrates, elvish people begs.
Alas, I have a mortal weakness.
Short people with absurdly hairy legs.
There's nothing in this world beyond my power,
There's nothing in my sight beyond my grip.
But **** this helmet that resembles static tower.
I cannot register the men below 5 feet.
If only I could tilt my head a little,
I could have spotted little rascals go!
I could have stayed forever ancient evil
Whilst having healthy posture over all!
Nov 23, 2024
Nov 23, 2024 at 12:59 PM UTC
scrabble
sits in the middle of the table
my brother is being an idiot
and just to let you know
shub, feety, qib, and yeet
are not valid words
Jan 16, 2021
Jan 16, 2021 at 5:00 PM UTC
At death's door he stood,
"Release your last words, mortal."
In his last breath, "yeet."
Dec 1, 2018
Dec 1, 2018 at 4:48 AM UTC
roses are red,
violets are blue,
I hate this just like I hate you
Dec 20, 2018
Dec 20, 2018 at 3:05 PM UTC