the grass is green
so are avocados
my school uniform is green
so are avocados
the tree is green
so are avocados
kitty cats climb the kitchen
so are avocados
dog barks
Diane runs
bird tweets
Diane dies
so
are avocados
Sep 16, 2018
Sep 16, 2018 at 8:07 PM UTC
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What floats your boat babe,
Archimedes' Principle of Water Displacement?
© Pagan Paul (20/07/18)
Sep 16, 2018
Sep 16, 2018 at 7:52 PM UTC
It was a cold, wintry December day.
I was at home,
sitting by the fire.
The fire was hot,
but from where I sat,
it felt like a warm blanket.
Suddenly,
my ******* started to lactate,
uncontrollably.
I did not know what was going on.
I lifted up my soaking wet shirt,
and put my hands over my *******
in an attempt to stop the lactating,
but it did not work.
And then,
it stopped.
I squeezed my *******
to see if they would lactate again,
but nothing happened.
I went to bed,
hoping this nightmare would be over in the morning.
But it wasn't.
When I woke up,
I went into the bathroom to perform my daily morning activities,
when I realized something on my chest.
A third ******
I tried to rip it off,
but I couldn't.
Later that day,
at dinner,
I was eating a juicy, tender steak,
when suddenly,
all three of my ******* began to lactate!
I tried to stop them,
for they were lactating all over my steak.
Then, like before,
it stopped.
This proceeded for many days.
Everyday,
I woke up with another ******
and everyday around six o'clock,
they would all lactate,
until one day,
the unthinkable happened.
I woke up.
I could not move.
I had no legs.
No arms.
I was a giant ******
"NO!" I screamed.
Then,
as usual,
I began to lactate,
violently,
and then I exploded.
Sep 16, 2018
Sep 16, 2018 at 7:35 PM UTC
door opened
door shut, then locked
first morning urges
body greets the dawn
toilet seat up
pants unzipped
waste tube carefully aimed
flow turned on
trickling stream
becomes rushed torrent
small splashes
leave no mark
on steep polished porcelain walls
water slowly turning
clear to yellow
light to dark
liquid waste
flushed down the drain
shows signs
of dehydration
advising body
drink more water
restart the cycle
of urination
Sep 16, 2018
Sep 16, 2018 at 7:33 PM UTC
keeping my toes warm
even my shins
the rain never hits me
thanks high socks
cool and stylish
i look Cher Horowitz fancy
from heels to knees
thanks high socks
Jun 20, 2018
Jun 20, 2018 at 4:49 PM UTC
the traffic outside deafens me
vehicles zooming past every minute
the car heater warms me
as i shiver within my coat
the traffic outside deafens me
noises hitting me from every direction
first i hear
beep beep!
next
honk honk!
Jun 20, 2018
Jun 20, 2018 at 4:45 PM UTC
the feeling of being yeet
the feeling of eating a kabab
the feeling of the kabab being delicious
yeetkabalicious
May 22, 2018
May 22, 2018 at 8:40 PM UTC