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"tyson" poems
Well I'm glad you asked. I'm your next monumental task. Call me Rufus because I'm about to make your empire crumble. From my earthquaking hook, it will make the crowds rumble. Float like a butterfly, hit like Tyson. I got the strength of the All American Bison. That left they say is “the kiss of death” please, you haven't seen a real American breed. A combo of the world's greatest. My team is the smartest and latest. What could you have to possibly show? I’ll hit you with the jab high and low. You’re skills of movement and power are **** **** I can’t wait to make you cry and quit
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Feb 13, 2018
Feb 13, 2018 at 9:41 PM UTC
“I'm Conor McGregor. Who the **** are you?”
I was gonna rip his heart out. I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless champion, there has ever been. No one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No! He's no Alexander! I'm Alexander! I'm the best ever. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey. There's never been anyone like me. I'm from their cloth. There is no one who can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want his heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allāh! -Mike Tyson
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Jun 13, 2014
Jun 13, 2014 at 2:41 PM UTC
Mike Tyson
I. AM. A. Piece of **** Here's how i roll. I plop the excrement, directly in the pool. I **** on chairs, This is where i place stool. Plip plob drop loads, Crenated blood cells and lymphatic drool. Hurt my kidneys in a fight with truth the other night. 7 brutal, flooring uppercuts to the Latisimus dorsi.... I am > "this girl" That one that's taken more hits in the face than Tyson. The one that makes Jenna and Sunni Leone look like pre-school dropouts of **** Guys say. "She" "got the," "best head." She has nothing in it though. Her brain's finished by the time words leave her lips whole. thats as far as it gets the words pass her **** then she falls, grab her hips. Prepare the sword for the stone. The one with the baby whole in her dome. She's not good, much else. Her black hair and wisdom lines go bout as deep as her shirt. Depending on the day. Pervert. Lets do ANOTHER line. "Oh My GOD!" "We did so much ******* Coke in cans. Filled with whiskey flask-hand. "This night's gunna be one to remember", if his member is inside, that's my gender, Blend it with all the worst intentions, Use the worst intentions. Stab the heart of conviction. Tear it to tethers with tension. Rip the strings of friendship. Tease the knots of frayed linen, Like its the only thing ya got. "I am so high right now." I forgot what earth looks like. Probably like my town. Only place I've been. I'm 17 ya see. Its the only thing you got. You don't deserve roses, flowers, Laurels. No trees. No dime bags, no speed, no crying hag. I can sure **** 25 yearolds. Saying your better never sounded more like a lie. Worst thing is you have that prevarication internalized. I have a god complex... Wanna save em all... Can't save a ******* one... I did lie once... It was... When I told you that you weren't... A piece of ****
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Apr 13, 2013
Apr 13, 2013 at 12:58 AM UTC
Bottle Full of Copenhagen Backwash
I. AM. A. Piece of **** Here's how i roll. I plop the excrement, directly in the pool. I **** on chairs, This is where i place stool. Plip plob drop loads, Crenated blood cells and lymphatic drool. Hurt my kidneys in a fight with truth the other night. 7 brutal, flooring uppercuts to the Latisimus dorsi.... I am > "this girl" That one that's taken more hits in the face than Tyson. The one that makes Jenna and Sunni Leone look like pre-school dropouts of **** Guys say. "She" "got the," "best head." She has nothing in it though. Her brain's finished by the time words leave her lips whole. thats as far as it gets the words pass her **** then she falls, grab her hips. Prepare the sword for the stone. The one with the baby whole in her dome. She's not good, much else. Her black hair and wisdom lines go bout as deep as her shirt. Depending on the day. Pervert. Lets do ANOTHER line. "Oh My GOD!" "We did so much ******* Coke in cans. Filled with whiskey flask-hand. "This night's gunna be one to remember", if his member is inside, that's my gender, Blend it with all the worst intentions, Use the worst intentions. Stab the heart of conviction. Tear it to tethers with tension. Rip the strings of friendship. Tease the knots of frayed linen, Like its the only thing ya got. "I am so high right now." I forgot what earth looks like. Probably like my town. Only place I've been. I'm 17 ya see. Its the only thing you got. You don't deserve roses, flowers, Laurels. No trees. No dime bags, no speed, no crying hag. I can sure **** 25 yearolds. Saying your better never sounded more like a lie. Worst thing is you have that prevarication internalized. I have a god complex... Wanna save em all... Can't save a ******* one... I did lie once... It was... When I told you that you weren't... A piece of ****
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I froze my *** off filling my tank yesterday. Me and Tyson are watching early morning news. Still **** at poetry writing but getting better. I logged on to Google+ to see your new pic in color. You look great in black and white on your profile btw. You are so ****** gorgeous and thoughts of you make my heart leap and keep me very warm. I heard another siren five minutes ago. I'm staying at home to work from my home office. I went to whattalking and saw the enlargements of your face then printed out your pictures. No copyright violations intended and please don't sue. : ) Your gorgeous face is now my desktop theme. My heart is leaping and I have butterflies in my stomach thinking about you and seeing your pics Betty Ponder.
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Jan 7, 2014
Jan 7, 2014 at 5:18 AM UTC
Good morning gorgeous!
Daves squeeze. Waayyy below Mozart n closer to a doggy **** she's in painted toe nails of poodle dawgs; in colonic irrigation of a plastic tummy tucked clone, she's contemporaneous with minuscule **** has extraneous fat Dyson'd cyclonic Mike Tyson'd and a crows foot is botoxed - to *** **** ******* death.....death. so am I wrong to like James Blunt. am I wrong to like James Blunt. she's cut n paste n drug n dropped last seasons face has up n flopped am I - am I - am I wrong; --- to like James Blunt. she sings sour songs in cavernous bathrooms with a badly strung violin voice but smiles the smile of the fuckyoualls I'malrightjacks,,, Am I wrong..to.
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Jul 22, 2011
Jul 22, 2011 at 8:04 AM UTC
"- Dave's squeeze -"
If Stephen King was black Obama would not be president Segregation would exist all over again OJ would have gotten guilty without a trial Except the black part would be technologically advanced cars that navigate themselves Sonic energy distribution portable wings the Rockateer would also therefore be black Disney Land would be scary and real Darwin would have been black Go go Gadget’s engineer would be black Malcolm X would have been mixed race Carl Sagan ran the blackest gang in Oakland If Stephen King was black Therefore Stephen Hawkings is black too Einstein invented Compton in ten minutes On a coffee break The bees Einstein was referring to are the African Killa bees And Einstein was the father of Wu tang Stephen Hawkings hangs out with Mike Tyson and Alicia Keys The Black Panthers like every other morning in the blackest house Washington DC Made me eggs benedict with fresh eggs and ham Dr Seuss is therefore black by association Aunt Jemima would run the FDA and tap maples trees in the Berkshires But she is white now America would turn a blind eye and play more volley ball and in us God would trust
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Jun 11, 2016
Jun 11, 2016 at 11:35 AM UTC
If Stephen King was black...
Rages are red My opponents black n' blue The sound of the bell Means it's time to be fed And as you know I never bite off More than I can chew
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Jul 1, 2020
Jul 1, 2020 at 4:48 PM UTC
And Now a Poetic Moment from Mr. Mike Tyson
Whenever people criticise me They usually don’t know that I am my Biggest Critic, Beating myself up Like Tyson Fury. It’s how I spur myself on, Hopefully to better things. But what things? I still don’t know. Oh to have blind faith And sense of Vocation As many others do. A solid set of Values. A script to follow Opinions to declare. Instead I dither Undecided Lost in an ocean of ifs and buts. Too bright and open-minded For my own good. Worse still, I’m oh so eager to please. I think myself incorruptibly honest, Yet the truth is, I only tell people what I think They want to know. It’s how I was brought up. But then again Am I willing to fight For what I stand for? Should I really be Devil’s Advocate Just to “stick up” for my views? Better methinks to hold my counsel Or be diplomatic Which may be okay So long as I actually decide What I think and feel Within myself. And there’s the rub. What do I stand for? Do I really think for myself? Like so many others, Am I dragged along: Brainwashed by Media hoo ha And hype? Superficial sound bytes And rallying calls. I need to search my soul And find my true feelings And beliefs. I know that I Love Life In most of its forms. I’m all for Wellbeing And The Common Good. I need to focus On these things: On making the most of This Paradise World We seem bent on ruining. In short I must stoke those fires of Love And enlighten others To do the same. Paul Butters © PB 13\12\2021.
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Dec 13, 2021
Dec 13, 2021 at 6:21 AM UTC
Dithering
Good morning gorgeous! You asked me why I broke up with her. I've been thinking about what to say without sounding like a disrespectful **** Like you I've discovered it's easier to figure it out if you write it down. You're seeking and respect honesty so here goes. I could not get you out of my head yesterday and went to bed thinking about you last night. I watched Tyson peck at the wood branch in his cage. He bit me like the one he's named after bit Holyfield. He loses interest in toys I buy him in minutes.   Reminds me of my ex she was the same way. She never listened when I spoke and it was like I never did. I lost patience with her due to her always being late. Last time I took her out she was an hour late with no good reason but couldn't decide what to wear. She was adult but felt like I was involved with a immature kid. Plus she's impulsive in a bad way. She used the cards I let her use for emergencies to gamble online, bought online and hid what she didn't need and took her friends who were immature like her out on the town at my expense. Drove me nuts because she had difficulty paying attention. Sometimes love isn't enough to over come her kind of deafness or her thinking it fun to put aluminum foil in microwaves. She was the queen of drama and procrastination. Her place was always disorderly and she swore to me when we met she was a neat freak. I don't mind a little daily life messes it happens. Her chronic lateness made it a last straw. On the night I was to introduce to my folks she was late and they left my home without meeting her. It's been over two years since I ended the misery of her in my life but she's still bitter. Unlike you she's stuck in hate mode and will be there until someone else buys her lies and manipulations. Could say more but I believe you will see the full picture. I wrote this for you Betty Ponder. I know you know it's about you. : )
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Jan 21, 2014
Jan 21, 2014 at 6:22 AM UTC
here's why
Good morning gorgeous! You asked me why I broke up with her. I've been thinking about what to say without sounding like a disrespectful **** Like you I've discovered it's easier to figure it out if you write it down. You're seeking and respect honesty so here goes. I could not get you out of my head yesterday and went to bed thinking about you last night. I watched Tyson peck at the wood branch in his cage. He bit me like the one he's named after bit Holyfield. He loses interest in toys I buy him in minutes.   Reminds me of my ex she was the same way. She never listened when I spoke and it was like I never did. I lost patience with her due to her always being late. Last time I took her out she was an hour late with no good reason but couldn't decide what to wear. She was adult but felt like I was involved with a immature kid. Plus she's impulsive in a bad way. She used the cards I let her use for emergencies to gamble online, bought online and hid what she didn't need and took her friends who were immature like her out on the town at my expense. Drove me nuts because she had difficulty paying attention. Sometimes love isn't enough to over come her kind of deafness or her thinking it fun to put aluminum foil in microwaves. She was the queen of drama and procrastination. Her place was always disorderly and she swore to me when we met she was a neat freak. I don't mind a little daily life messes it happens. Her chronic lateness made it a last straw. On the night I was to introduce to my folks she was late and they left my home without meeting her. It's been over two years since I ended the misery of her in my life but she's still bitter. Unlike you she's stuck in hate mode and will be there until someone else buys her lies and manipulations. Could say more but I believe you will see the full picture. I wrote this for you Betty Ponder. I know you know it's about you. : )
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With all the cards against us we gotta make it manage i swear to God i wish i cld mke yu harm proof what they dont understand its a bigger pic tht i cnt b taken out of ill nvr play yu like lebron vs jordan they say time is money but its not im broke so time all we got n yu cnt mke tht back so give me all yu got treat me like theirs no tomorrow....death over dishonour angel eyes short hair stay the same let the seasons change im willing to build noahs art known it cld b torn apart i aint got a image to uphold i keep the truth i been the truth im a young simba in his youth. im wondering wat comes with being a better man put Tyson Ali Mayweather in a ring & they still cldnt knock my love 4 yu
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Jul 3, 2015
Jul 3, 2015 at 12:37 PM UTC
Against All Odds
“Adam Kieslowski, I want to punch your face in, with all due respect.” “Dan! Don’t do it! Don’t go there!” “I’m gonna, do it Megan.” “Don’t! You’ll **** him!” I was at the point of snapping No man scared me The blood was pumping Through my fists. Mike Tyson could have Walked through the door, ******* Gargantua I would have got froggy for Megan. Silly cow could never even love me Back, but alas, tis the work Of lust and ******* desire. I am by no means a good fighter But a ***** one, A tactician, Teeth an’ claws are no bounds for me ******* Oedipus him if you have to I had a bellyful of beer-shits And I was ticking over Idling Thinking, teasing Working the jaw. The door opened and I pounced Throwing him to the floor I could feel Megan pawing at My back But it was futile When a man is pumped, even The God’s can’t stop him. I threw him back against The floor Gritting my teeth His lip swelled like a melon And tears filled his Watery eyes “Oh my...” “What the **** did you say, buddy?” “Dan please...” “What the **** you messing Megan around for?” He mumbled, blood oozed from Every orifice and his mouth “Answer me!” With that, he did something No man expects, He burst into tears! Floods of tears, not just a trickle A ****** fountain. We nearly had to call in Moses To do his party trick with the Red Sea. I let him up, as Megan’s eyes Burned my head. With that he ran out of door And drove off. Puff. Safe to say, I now had to get Out the room Without Megan killing me Multiple ways. I didn’t return for several days Like one doesn’t return to And aeroplane crash site. I saw her one day, and she Said nothing She came up and Kissed me on the cheek And walked on. I guess Adam never Bothered her again. I returned home And continued to write And drink beer. I didn’t think That situation was Too bad for my Soul.
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Nov 12, 2011
Nov 12, 2011 at 10:23 AM UTC
*Uncollected III*
“Adam Kieslowski, I want to punch your face in, with all due respect.” “Dan! Don’t do it! Don’t go there!” “I’m gonna, do it Megan.” “Don’t! You’ll **** him!” I was at the point of snapping No man scared me The blood was pumping Through my fists. Mike Tyson could have Walked through the door, ******* Gargantua I would have got froggy for Megan. Silly cow could never even love me Back, but alas, tis the work Of lust and ******* desire. I am by no means a good fighter But a ***** one, A tactician, Teeth an’ claws are no bounds for me ******* Oedipus him if you have to I had a bellyful of beer-shits And I was ticking over Idling Thinking, teasing Working the jaw. The door opened and I pounced Throwing him to the floor I could feel Megan pawing at My back But it was futile When a man is pumped, even The God’s can’t stop him. I threw him back against The floor Gritting my teeth His lip swelled like a melon And tears filled his Watery eyes “Oh my...” “What the **** did you say, buddy?” “Dan please...” “What the **** you messing Megan around for?” He mumbled, blood oozed from Every orifice and his mouth “Answer me!” With that, he did something No man expects, He burst into tears! Floods of tears, not just a trickle A ****** fountain. We nearly had to call in Moses To do his party trick with the Red Sea. I let him up, as Megan’s eyes Burned my head. With that he ran out of door And drove off. Puff. Safe to say, I now had to get Out the room Without Megan killing me Multiple ways. I didn’t return for several days Like one doesn’t return to And aeroplane crash site. I saw her one day, and she Said nothing She came up and Kissed me on the cheek And walked on. I guess Adam never Bothered her again. I returned home And continued to write And drink beer. I didn’t think That situation was Too bad for my Soul.
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I punched the volume **** like Tyson and Holyfield, plunged us into silence, our heads swimming in phantom sounds. The sun was a muffled glare, but you squinted at me and broke the silent virginity with a cough. The planet whirled like an exotic dancer, stars screamed how beautiful they are, but were outmatched by our sun just because of how close it is. The stars never go away. Not really. We just stop expecting them to be there. We sat still. And me, with all my hypodermic words unable to scratch the surface. And you, with all your delicate features unable to soften the blow. Because at night, we exchange one star for millions, though none of them can keep us warm, and all we want is to see where we're going.
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Mar 29, 2013
Mar 29, 2013 at 11:42 AM UTC
Bad Metaphors are Like Similies
I can't dream if it's from this closet Every thing I want to do just sounds so god **** pompous I talk about what I want to do and everybody thinks I've lost it I'm on the radar, but I'm the darkest blip Walking the plank on purpose, S.S. **** you, I'm off this ship I feel like I've finally got it, and of course then I've lost it I write a masterpiece, "hey where's the follow up?" Like me and my girl jinxin the future with a prenup 'Oh you know we just trying to be safe,' right ***** let's marry up this **** then You can take it all just split them assets Get me bent with no price or rent See I ain't tryna get around just tryna win this Can't seem to get to the top when I'm the only one in the bracket Try to be a team player, but my teams full of ******* I'm Harry Potter ***** imma smash that *** like quidditch I gonna hit that pinata, till the cash flow get me riches I talk ***** but I miss the way you talk British, you a fit birdy, girl I eat my grits, but I ain't really eating till after we're flirty, girl Take you to the back room, pour some wine and then some feelings, watch some mad men and tell you bout my last girl I said I like the way you talk to me but I think I just like how I can talk to you You're an outlet, and I'm plugging, your sticking around, but you should know I'm just thuggin And maybe I just say the ***** things I say to mask my potential under promiscuity cause I got a real problem promising myself I'll solve my problems too (I'd never admit it though) See that's just something me and my crew do I guess it masks all the little ***** blues 'fake cries' During this poem I think I grew three inches for you   In my heart See it's so easy to gravitate to you like your the sun and I'm Mercury, I'm too close and you're burning me alive, but I can't pull myself apart, girl it'll never work We can't stop Miley, that's melancholy for sure (but keep the twerk) You make me feel like Frank Sinatra, and I can't even sing So **** confident, you let me discover myself, I'm deep, I can feel, I'm Mike Tyson, Kung Pao chicken, I bring it all to the ring All these little kids on the streets learning how to *** from me 'like fricken' The thought of you got me sick to the stomach, it's sticking .. Too bad you're just a god **** fling
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May 18, 2014
May 18, 2014 at 11:40 PM UTC
Confidence as big as how big I think I am.
I can't dream if it's from this closet Every thing I want to do just sounds so god **** pompous I talk about what I want to do and everybody thinks I've lost it I'm on the radar, but I'm the darkest blip Walking the plank on purpose, S.S. **** you, I'm off this ship I feel like I've finally got it, and of course then I've lost it I write a masterpiece, "hey where's the follow up?" Like me and my girl jinxin the future with a prenup 'Oh you know we just trying to be safe,' right ***** let's marry up this **** then You can take it all just split them assets Get me bent with no price or rent See I ain't tryna get around just tryna win this Can't seem to get to the top when I'm the only one in the bracket Try to be a team player, but my teams full of ******* I'm Harry Potter ***** imma smash that *** like quidditch I gonna hit that pinata, till the cash flow get me riches I talk ***** but I miss the way you talk British, you a fit birdy, girl I eat my grits, but I ain't really eating till after we're flirty, girl Take you to the back room, pour some wine and then some feelings, watch some mad men and tell you bout my last girl I said I like the way you talk to me but I think I just like how I can talk to you You're an outlet, and I'm plugging, your sticking around, but you should know I'm just thuggin And maybe I just say the ***** things I say to mask my potential under promiscuity cause I got a real problem promising myself I'll solve my problems too (I'd never admit it though) See that's just something me and my crew do I guess it masks all the little ***** blues 'fake cries' During this poem I think I grew three inches for you   In my heart See it's so easy to gravitate to you like your the sun and I'm Mercury, I'm too close and you're burning me alive, but I can't pull myself apart, girl it'll never work We can't stop Miley, that's melancholy for sure (but keep the twerk) You make me feel like Frank Sinatra, and I can't even sing So **** confident, you let me discover myself, I'm deep, I can feel, I'm Mike Tyson, Kung Pao chicken, I bring it all to the ring All these little kids on the streets learning how to *** from me 'like fricken' The thought of you got me sick to the stomach, it's sticking .. Too bad you're just a god **** fling
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drinking heavy,    boxing partner of the liver like it was always   a spar with wladimir klitschko... listening to    edwyn collins' girl like you, one hit wonder... drinking heavy... but minding the grammar, and the spelling...   now what?        ******** pinching, castrato,    and what's his name?     mickey Tyson?     hum hum hummah hum hum...       i sometimes wish i could treat a girl like i might treat a dog... donning a leash...        crazy cat lady contra crazy cat boy...   i just ignore the little ***** can't be bothered...    they do their own **** i do mine...       anything else consists of a woman's in between. how can you learn from the autism of cats, owning counter felines?    it's either the ******* bonsai tiger...   or it's the Hiroshima atomic paranoia!
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Aug 7, 2018
Aug 7, 2018 at 11:10 PM UTC
fidgety on a hoof (gallop to boot)
“The atoms that comprise life on earth are all traceable to the crucibles that cooked light element into heavy element.”   —Neil deGrasse Tyson And up here we have Vega, rigged to a few older men, Jupiter’s herd of moons. Look through its eyepiece, convince us there is no such thing as reconstruction. The right time to return light, the path to earth. Yes, we are part, living or real. Such is the layout of this cosmic ballet. A naked man and woman, a map of earth’s location, unstable in their older years. He spreads himself so wide, hard at the heavens for two reasons. Fairly often, someone would call the police. Handcuffs came from stars, next generation solar systems quantumly entangled. Size is only development condensed into a singularity, enriched guts against gears of war. So what does this mean? The breadth of the actions taken, meaning limitations, meaning sky was worth looking at. He charmed the cops with conversational boom, dozens of people crouching in the dark. Their common center of gravity: darker barrel shaped streets with long rows of sold-out houses. It’s not a lecture—how to calculate latitude, one neck cramp at a time, an extension cord across Merlin’s Tour of the Universe to satellites gliding in low orbit, nine years to work its way out. The voice is deep and rowdy—from a man at the edge of the crowd. The other reason is down here on earth, down the handle of the Big Dipper. An artist will tell you—crank it some more, until it begins to glow blue. Red-hot is the coldest among all the hots.
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Apr 5, 2012
Apr 5, 2012 at 12:03 AM UTC
Quantum Entanglement
“The atoms that comprise life on earth are all traceable to the crucibles that cooked light element into heavy element.”   —Neil deGrasse Tyson And up here we have Vega, rigged to a few older men, Jupiter’s herd of moons. Look through its eyepiece, convince us there is no such thing as reconstruction. The right time to return light, the path to earth. Yes, we are part, living or real. Such is the layout of this cosmic ballet. A naked man and woman, a map of earth’s location, unstable in their older years. He spreads himself so wide, hard at the heavens for two reasons. Fairly often, someone would call the police. Handcuffs came from stars, next generation solar systems quantumly entangled. Size is only development condensed into a singularity, enriched guts against gears of war. So what does this mean? The breadth of the actions taken, meaning limitations, meaning sky was worth looking at. He charmed the cops with conversational boom, dozens of people crouching in the dark. Their common center of gravity: darker barrel shaped streets with long rows of sold-out houses. It’s not a lecture—how to calculate latitude, one neck cramp at a time, an extension cord across Merlin’s Tour of the Universe to satellites gliding in low orbit, nine years to work its way out. The voice is deep and rowdy—from a man at the edge of the crowd. The other reason is down here on earth, down the handle of the Big Dipper. An artist will tell you—crank it some more, until it begins to glow blue. Red-hot is the coldest among all the hots.
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I'm cold and dehydrated from vomiting. I wrap myself up like a taco with these blankets for warmth and security. Speaking of which, I only eaten half of one for a meal.... _If you are what you eat. Then trust me, I'm never feeling super sweet._ All the animosity of every living member increasing weight of gravity on earth My insides feels as if they are frying on a foremen grill My stomach gurgling and swishing in my ears Intensifying pain crushing me Dragging me by my soul. Going to spar rounds with Mike Tyson sounds more appealing. Laying here is beyond eternal suffering. I rather go through the process of having all the hairs on my head and body plucked Before I go through 48 hours of being confined to a bed. Death **** near gave me the last run for my funds. I hate this ******* place! **** THIS HOSPITAL. I feel like I'm going to die if remain here! _My appendix was stressed from the amount of anxiety and it decided to depart with an exciting and rather booming fashion per se._ I have went through a lot. I cried until my tears ran dry. My heart feels heavier than the thoughts that loom my mind. Questions float around, my heartbeat and ****** functions doesn't align. The nurses and doctors cannot read mine. I just want to go home. I just want to go home. It's the only place where I belong. _"I'll bring myself to stop complaining I know for sure, what I'm doing living is enough. Praying to the stars above I return back home to the ones I love_ Thinking, knowing and being are three different things The only thing between death and me is the... _mysteries_ I'm strong. I'll keep fighting until I cannot anymore.
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Oct 26, 2022
Oct 26, 2022 at 8:17 PM UTC
Fighter
I'm cold and dehydrated from vomiting. I wrap myself up like a taco with these blankets for warmth and security. Speaking of which, I only eaten half of one for a meal.... _If you are what you eat. Then trust me, I'm never feeling super sweet._ All the animosity of every living member increasing weight of gravity on earth My insides feels as if they are frying on a foremen grill My stomach gurgling and swishing in my ears Intensifying pain crushing me Dragging me by my soul. Going to spar rounds with Mike Tyson sounds more appealing. Laying here is beyond eternal suffering. I rather go through the process of having all the hairs on my head and body plucked Before I go through 48 hours of being confined to a bed. Death **** near gave me the last run for my funds. I hate this ******* place! **** THIS HOSPITAL. I feel like I'm going to die if remain here! _My appendix was stressed from the amount of anxiety and it decided to depart with an exciting and rather booming fashion per se._ I have went through a lot. I cried until my tears ran dry. My heart feels heavier than the thoughts that loom my mind. Questions float around, my heartbeat and ****** functions doesn't align. The nurses and doctors cannot read mine. I just want to go home. I just want to go home. It's the only place where I belong. _"I'll bring myself to stop complaining I know for sure, what I'm doing living is enough. Praying to the stars above I return back home to the ones I love_ Thinking, knowing and being are three different things The only thing between death and me is the... _mysteries_ I'm strong. I'll keep fighting until I cannot anymore.
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In the ears of mine intention and heart of my affection heavier are thy words than Mike Tyson's punches: they struck my feelings hard, breakimg the chords and jaws of my passion. Truck of snobbish display . . . . . . plight blighted . . .        crestfallen. Should the sis linger more in my marooned mind, who hath belittled my person and social worth? Though i'm no Knight-- matter of fact, truly-- neither a nobleman, Miss Beauty, with riches and a badge of honour to show forth my position, eminence and prestige: wheeling thee about in a Rolls Royce to diverse paradise of your choice; yet deserve i no scorn of lips, high lady, even if belong nay to the gentry.
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Jun 20, 2013
Jun 20, 2013 at 11:52 AM UTC
Miss Beauty
sarcastic humour is intended for your own appreciation, witty humour is intended for others and the hope they can appreciate it, oddly enough when sarcasm is scolded you feel very little concern, but when wit is scolded you do feel a coldness and a sort need to invent something more passing off as intelligence, intelligence needs to be impulsive, blunt, intuitive, it really doesn't need to be pre-prepared worthy of a Shakespeare quote, all those bits of 'life's a stage,' fair enough, but what if life is a gutter? sarcasm only works for the one who speaks it, it's also a cousin of satire addressing politics, wit knows no satire, wit is a proud humour, it's too proud to enter sarcastic remarks in the pig trough of reciting political satire, wit is a form of narcissism in the end, it wants attention, being appreciated: like an anecdote... sarcasm just shoves a boxing glove in your face and says: can you help me forget, or do you want to hear a knock-out? indeed sarcasm doesn't use punchlines like wit, it just uses a mike tyson method of one punch one constellation of fluttering sparrows in Orion in a halo of daze of an opponent: flat like a pancake on the floor, but he or she won't be easily flipped or even count to 10, you'll only have to be content with what sarcasm is: the easiest identifiable method of communicating comedy after slapstick humour of laurel & hardy & (lee) evans.
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Mar 19, 2016
Mar 19, 2016 at 8:37 PM UTC
laurel & hardy & (lee) evans
Let me tell you about how I run There are a couple of ways but none of them are fun. There's a "move the **** out of my way" kind of run Shot at by some man with a gun Running over old ladies and children To get the hell out and save my own skin Kind of run... And there's the "cliche blonde running through my head all day" Where I don't get exercise, but she seems to sweat away The pounds of brains until I'm dumbfoundedly dumb And I find myself passed out on the couch with a bottle of *** And a headache that makes me want to blow my brains out Cause I can't get some Aspirin and a good woman to blow me out Kind of run... And there's the angsty little man that runs from home Fighting his abusive dad and his best friend "hormone" When he gets a kick in the nuts named reality and a left hook to the face named puberty by Mike Tyson riding a bison Who leans over and whispers "you lost the fight son" Kind of run... Then there are the times when I run my fingers over the typewriter Making more mistakes than a single stared wasted waiter Running my imagination that nobody wants to hear on a page A piece of **** that nobody will ever notice on stage Lost in cut out hearts and origami cranes and on washed out newspapers on old broken trains kind of run... However, there is a time when I actually get off my *** to run But It hurts cause I'm a beached walrus with my *** in the sun Flopping on land and trying to swim through concrete Unable to see that I have 2 feet cause there are 2 feet of fat that is constricting my view Of who I am and what I'm really able to do Kind of run... And this is the part of the poem when I run away to Spain Clearly, I can’t run that far so I guess I’ll take a plane And I’ll bring the beautiful blonde with me in a first class spa And I’ll walk into Spain saying “Su casa es mi Casa But it will never be the other way around Cause if I see you on my property you’ll be six feet underground Kind of run...
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Jan 1, 2017
Jan 1, 2017 at 2:59 PM UTC
Running Away
Let me tell you about how I run There are a couple of ways but none of them are fun. There's a "move the **** out of my way" kind of run Shot at by some man with a gun Running over old ladies and children To get the hell out and save my own skin Kind of run... And there's the "cliche blonde running through my head all day" Where I don't get exercise, but she seems to sweat away The pounds of brains until I'm dumbfoundedly dumb And I find myself passed out on the couch with a bottle of *** And a headache that makes me want to blow my brains out Cause I can't get some Aspirin and a good woman to blow me out Kind of run... And there's the angsty little man that runs from home Fighting his abusive dad and his best friend "hormone" When he gets a kick in the nuts named reality and a left hook to the face named puberty by Mike Tyson riding a bison Who leans over and whispers "you lost the fight son" Kind of run... Then there are the times when I run my fingers over the typewriter Making more mistakes than a single stared wasted waiter Running my imagination that nobody wants to hear on a page A piece of **** that nobody will ever notice on stage Lost in cut out hearts and origami cranes and on washed out newspapers on old broken trains kind of run... However, there is a time when I actually get off my *** to run But It hurts cause I'm a beached walrus with my *** in the sun Flopping on land and trying to swim through concrete Unable to see that I have 2 feet cause there are 2 feet of fat that is constricting my view Of who I am and what I'm really able to do Kind of run... And this is the part of the poem when I run away to Spain Clearly, I can’t run that far so I guess I’ll take a plane And I’ll bring the beautiful blonde with me in a first class spa And I’ll walk into Spain saying “Su casa es mi Casa But it will never be the other way around Cause if I see you on my property you’ll be six feet underground Kind of run...
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Take the fight out of a big cat, proves nothing. Yeah, there's something they'll want to laugh about in circles. There's something you can't struggle to see the sunny side of, because someone licked their fingertips and put it out. Don't let them get you down. Don't let them take the fight out of you. This is the second round, ******* are you going to be Mike Tyson or Glass Joe?
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Jun 3, 2014
Jun 3, 2014 at 3:07 PM UTC
"Cartoon Sadism."
I heard Neil deGrasse Tyson say we are all literally made of stardust and the next time I saw her I realized her eyes were galaxies and she was spitting suns from her mouth science has its own poetry if you know where to look
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Oct 8, 2015
Oct 8, 2015 at 10:35 AM UTC
on science and poetry
And so they asked' bruh What is love? And then I said... thus... Love is an unexplainable trago-chemical curse ****** into your heart leading to a kinda shock That neither ABC nor CPR can resolve But instead of dying... you hearts keeps fighting And instead of crying... your eyes keeps igniting with lights that's almost blinding See, what I'm implying.... Is though love strucks like lightening, it still feels exciting Pretence, judge, privacy, remorse Nah, love is far from stuff like such Love is the brother of loyalty and trust The great grandpa of affection and lust Who happens to be the uncle of honesty and Wisdom And right next to the wall of love Lives heartbreak and hurt Even though they're not related by blood The same boundary engulfed their hut 🏠 But see, even at detriment of abuse and insult And when the whole world connive to bring love distress and strive True love thrives and survives All the tempo of life True love is the upgrade of Love and Like Yea, I said love and like cos they're alike Love is immortal; it never dies Love don't give up; it don't say goodbye And even if it gets weak; it play back the golden times Love attracts enmity; unlike water 💧 But like Leonidas and em 300 Spartans; love don't falter Yea, love slaughter; any obstacles that tryna taunt her to Moses and Samson in the bible; Love is stronger Even box to box; Tyson Fury wouldn't last a quarter Love don't lie, love don't hide Love ain't fly, but it touch the sky Love don't cry; love don't deny Love don't oblige to picking side Love don't die; love survive Love don't sly when bad time arise Love ain't man; but its arm is open wide Like clouds up in the sky, love dont lack supply Love is philanthropic; love don't deal in hate White or black; love won't discriminate If you're rich, and I'm not; love won't disintegrate Love will share with you every grain in its plate Love is transparent; no tricky games Love don't give space for hate to lay Love don't hibernate; it's brain is wide awake Love don't stray from the right-filled way Love forgives, love don't seek revenge Love repent wholeheartedly; love don't pretend Love don't hold grudges; yea, love dont resent And when its blood boils hot; it clicks reset Loyalty and honesty is what love do pledge Love is trust; love don't set cunning tests Love believes; it don't need evidence God is what Love represents
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Aug 5, 2022
Aug 5, 2022 at 7:38 AM UTC
What is love
And so they asked' bruh What is love? And then I said... thus... Love is an unexplainable trago-chemical curse ****** into your heart leading to a kinda shock That neither ABC nor CPR can resolve But instead of dying... you hearts keeps fighting And instead of crying... your eyes keeps igniting with lights that's almost blinding See, what I'm implying.... Is though love strucks like lightening, it still feels exciting Pretence, judge, privacy, remorse Nah, love is far from stuff like such Love is the brother of loyalty and trust The great grandpa of affection and lust Who happens to be the uncle of honesty and Wisdom And right next to the wall of love Lives heartbreak and hurt Even though they're not related by blood The same boundary engulfed their hut 🏠 But see, even at detriment of abuse and insult And when the whole world connive to bring love distress and strive True love thrives and survives All the tempo of life True love is the upgrade of Love and Like Yea, I said love and like cos they're alike Love is immortal; it never dies Love don't give up; it don't say goodbye And even if it gets weak; it play back the golden times Love attracts enmity; unlike water 💧 But like Leonidas and em 300 Spartans; love don't falter Yea, love slaughter; any obstacles that tryna taunt her to Moses and Samson in the bible; Love is stronger Even box to box; Tyson Fury wouldn't last a quarter Love don't lie, love don't hide Love ain't fly, but it touch the sky Love don't cry; love don't deny Love don't oblige to picking side Love don't die; love survive Love don't sly when bad time arise Love ain't man; but its arm is open wide Like clouds up in the sky, love dont lack supply Love is philanthropic; love don't deal in hate White or black; love won't discriminate If you're rich, and I'm not; love won't disintegrate Love will share with you every grain in its plate Love is transparent; no tricky games Love don't give space for hate to lay Love don't hibernate; it's brain is wide awake Love don't stray from the right-filled way Love forgives, love don't seek revenge Love repent wholeheartedly; love don't pretend Love don't hold grudges; yea, love dont resent And when its blood boils hot; it clicks reset Loyalty and honesty is what love do pledge Love is trust; love don't set cunning tests Love believes; it don't need evidence God is what Love represents
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Jun 18, 2018
Jun 18, 2018 at 3:41 PM UTC
"We'll Try Not to Show That Ad Again"
Socks to Relieve Pain Coflex® Interlaminar “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” Stabilization Menard’s Dedicated “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” To Service & Quality Leg Cramps at Night “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” Brian Tracy International Bank “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” Of America Merrill Edge Tyson “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” Keep it Real Keep it Tyson Is This Sequence “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” Correct? Luminosity Zenni Slide “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” Belts American Red Cross Let Palmolive “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” Handle the Mess Hole Leather Sandals Ad “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” By Revcontent Newchic AOL Computer “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” Checkup Try it Free Fisher Investment “We’ll Try not to Show that Ad Again” Socks to Relieve Pain Coflex® Interlaminar “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” Stabilization Menard’s Dedicated “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” To Service & Quality Leg Cramps at Night “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” Brian Tracy International Bank “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” Of America Merrill Edge Tyson “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” Keep it Real Keep it Tyson Is This Sequence “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” Correct? Luminosity Zenni Slide “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” Belts American Red Cross Let Palmolive “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” Handle the Mess Hole Leather Sandals Ad “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” By Revcontent Newchic AOL Computer “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” Checkup Try it Free Fisher Investment “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” Socks to Relieve Pain Coflex® Interlaminar “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” Stabilization Menard’s Dedicated “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” To Service & Quality Leg Cramps at Night “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” Brian Tracy International Bank “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” Of America Merrill Edge Tyson “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” Keep it Real Keep it Tyson Is This Sequence “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” Correct? Luminosity Zenni Slide “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” Belts American Red Cross Let Palmolive “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” Handle the Mess Hole Leather Sandals Ad “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” By Revcontent Newchic AOL Computer “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” Checkup Try it Free Fisher Investment “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again” “We’ll Try Not to Show That Ad Again”
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For Tyson, My Love Never will I meet another like you Your light shone brighter than the Sun. Your coo was as beautiful as a robin's song carried on the wind. Your smile was unfathomably contagious. The way you would cut your eyes and smile so knowingly... As if you held a secret Just between you and me... and when you smiled, I felt I knew it too. There will never be an answer. No reason could ever be sufficient. You came here as an Angel, and as an Angel you did leave us. I am honored to have known you For even a short while. You may have only been a baby But your spirit felt 100 years old... And although your time here seemed limited, the imprint you left is infinite. You are ageless. You are the embodiment of love. You are my Guardian. My Angel Elite. My watchtower. My lighthouse. My baby. Forever. Mine Grumble Grumble Mine Squishee Man. Mine Love. Until my last breathe. And even after...
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May 10, 2015
May 10, 2015 at 11:52 PM UTC
For Tyson, My Love