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"tots" poems
I've got the children to tend The clothes to mend The floor to mop The food to shop Then the chicken to fry The baby to dry I got company to feed The garden to **** I've got shirts to press The tots to dress The can to be cut I gotta clean up this hut Then see about the sick And the cotton to pick. Shine on me, sunshine Rain on me, rain Fall softly, dewdrops And cool my brow again. Storm, blow me from here With your fiercest wind Let me float across the sky 'Til I can rest again. Fall gently, snowflakes Cover me with white Cold icy kisses and Let me rest tonight. Sun, rain, curving sky Mountain, oceans, leaf and stone Star shine, moon glow You're all that I can call my own.
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Woman Work
May I join you in the doghouse, Rover? I wish to retire till the party's over. Since three o'clock I've done my best To entertain each tiny guest. My conscience now I've left behind me, And if they want me, let them find me. I blew their bubbles, I sailed their boats, I kept them from each other's throats. I told them tales of magic lands, I took them out to wash their hands. I sorted their rubbers and tied their laces, I wiped their noses and dried their faces. Of similarities there's lots Twixt tiny tots and Hottentots. I've earned repose to heal the ravages Of these angelic-looking savages. Oh, progeny playing by itself Is a lonely little elf, But progeny in roistering batches Would drive St. francis from here to Natchez. Shunned are the games a parent proposes, They prefer to squirt each other with hoses, Their playmates are their natural foemen And they like to poke each other's abdomen. Their joy needs another woe's to cushion it, Say a puddle, and someone littler to push in it. They observe with glee the ballistic results Of ice cream with spoons for catapults, And inform the assembly with tears and glares That everyone's presents are better than theirs. Oh, little women and little men, Someday I hope to love you again, But not till after the party's over, So give me the key to the doghouse, Rover
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Children's Party
*On a bright and delightful Easter morning A furry white rabbit, wiggled her pink adorable nose Peeking through lush bushes In a lovely and distinctive pose And jiggled her cottony soft scut Aiming into a vegetation On this sunny day With so much motivation Quietly hopping into a blissful garden Placing decorative filled eggs in pastels With little time to rest As she quickly inhales Adding vibrant colours, to an emerald spiky blanket And into a rainbow of unfolding tulips Enlightening her way, like a dazzling carnival For little peeps enjoyment, upon soft winds movement Beginning in the latter daylight hours, as tots of all ages Eagerly carried empty interwoven baskets, on their quest Pacing through, as in peekaboo And observing who competes the best*
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Apr 26, 2014
Apr 26, 2014 at 3:39 PM UTC
On A Bright And Delightful Easter Morning
I'm going to ask myself a question I can do that, you know Alright, here we go What is happiness? Oh well, let me think about that one Happiness is... Ah, I know! Happiness is you and me Happiness is being free Happiness is a summer breeze Happiness is the sun through the leaves Happiness is ice cream cone and tater tots Happiness is daffodils and forget-me-nots Happiness is a well aged book Happiness is every picture took Happiness is how we cope Happiness is how we fight Happiness is an eternal strength Happiness is what is right In short, Happiness is you
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Jun 1, 2013
Jun 1, 2013 at 8:22 PM UTC
Happiness
Where you going? What d’ya see? A hundred thousand polka dots A comin’ after me Polka dots and tater tots And french fried onion skins A priest in a confession booth Forgivin’ all our sins Two or three gorillas And an elephant in the room Someone tell the maitre’ d He’d best be leavin’ soon Cuz the waiter and the waitress Have figured out the plot And if he hangs around much longer He’s liable to be shot By a psychopathic mushroom Or a ****** off pizza pie While the rabid rocket scientist Wonders how he got that high The ********** with bedroom eyes Looks the other way, and The specialist in pantomime Does not know what to say. A hundred thousand looks at love Not a single one survives Yet, with regret and toil and sweat We go on with our lives. pwl 5/20/15
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May 21, 2015
May 21, 2015 at 11:46 PM UTC
Polka Dots and Tater Tots
Elephants are contagious! Be careful how you tread. An Elephant that's been trodden on Should be confined to bed! Leopards are contagious too. Be careful tiny tots. They don't give you a temperature But lots and lots - of spots. The Herring is a lucky fish From all disease inured. Should he be ill when caught at sea; Immediately - he's cured!
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Contagion
I love you on sunny days when the radiant sun enlighten the earth I love you on rainy days when drops of drizzle pour from above I love you in the morning when the rays beam through the window I love you at night time when the moon sings lullaby for the stars I love you in the summer when waves crash feets on the beach I love you in the spring when birds greet the blooming tots I love you in the autumn when brown leaves gracefully touch the ground I love you in the winter when a cup of hot chocolate is bliss no matter what season nor what weather without fear without expectations this feeling my love, is inevitable
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Nov 13, 2013
Nov 13, 2013 at 1:19 PM UTC
Inevitable
In a creche,behind the mesh in Zanzibar or Bangladesh,kids are reigned in,chained up,emptied of the loving cup that childhood gives, who lives like this so they can miss the fun of being young? who sticks the chiv in,trims the day,who works them for so little pay? Look in your high street shops at hopscotch clothes from hopscotch kids in hopscotch homes, on the skids and before you buy,before you try on one more suit born from some child's unlived youth,the truth is out there in the things you buy,'cry freedom'in your cheap t-shirts and cut price flowing patterned skirts,but the truth remains and stains your heart as sure as if you were a part of sweatshops sweating out the lives of tiny tots and will high street shops, always be the outlets for this insanity? I'm sure the answer will arrive eventually.
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Mar 21, 2014
Mar 21, 2014 at 1:07 AM UTC
Playtime in Panama.
*A soft, and magical pearlescent blanket Covered the alluring streets Lightly and gently, to the touch Falling slightly, beyond adorable tiny feet With sparkling snowflakes Streaming into delicate strokes, with ease And frosty icicles, decorated the land On this snowy, winter freeze In laughter, tots place their teensy fingers Upon their crimson precious face Looking up in happiness, and reaching out Capturing the beauty, of tumbling sprinkles, in amaze While gently unfolding their little hands And flakes, mysteriously disappear A fantasy, and wonderful experience As they mesmerized the season and shed joyous tears*
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Oct 3, 2014
Oct 3, 2014 at 10:09 PM UTC
As They Mesmerize The Season
Out of their packets they marched no more would they have their heads bitten off no more would they be discriminated by colour this was the Jelly Babies sweet rebellion Out of the shops they did march not before setting fire to them for no Jelly Tots or Gummy Bears could follow their war cries They marched to the sea six by six knowing the shopkeepers would be waiting but they had the hearts of lions and no one could keep them the call of freedom was sweet and strong The boats were on the beach you could hear the little cheers go up but the shop keepers brought their dogs that with glee ate them all up By Christos Andreas Kourtis aka Neon Solaris
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Sep 7, 2013
Sep 7, 2013 at 2:32 PM UTC
The Jelly Baby Rebellion
This is in dedication to Mr. John Grant a spokesman for Veterans for Peace local 31. When during the late Bush years we protested the Bushy Zombies in West Chester Pa. This took place every Saturday from early morning till around 4 or 5 pm. He keep saying, "They're drinking the cool-aid." P.S. Veterans for Peace is also national and is registered under the U.N. with its own magazine. This was poem was written in 2010 Besides it has a rap beat to it Lies ah decieven' our minds ah believen' by ah drinkin' the cool-aid; eatin' funny-fudge Drive-by ah flyin' innocent babes ah dyin', while ah drinkin' the cool-aid; eatin' funny-fudge Blacks  against slavery racists say lazy, Jim Crow ah knowin', black vote ah growin', voter lines ah showen', black suppression ah growin', while ah drinkin' the cool-aid; eatin' funny-fudge Mr. sweater vest advisin' theocracy risin' ( Rick ******** gays cannot marry his heavy-load to carry, all Muslims are targets by his government harlots, body meedlers of women, no rights he has proven by ah drinkin' his cool-aid and eatin' funny-fudge Mexican Border right-wingers disorder, Jail complexes growin', their profits showin', public schools no maintain', corporate zombie schools gainin', while ah drinkin' the cool-aid; eatin' funny fudge Corporations are people super-vote-money inclusion, Super Pacs' delusion, Democracy illusion, while ah drinkin' the cool-aid; eatin' funny-fudge Profits by Lockheed Martin perpetual wars embarkin', wars appeasin' without good reason, while ah drinkin' the cool-aid; eatin' funny fudge No good reason callin' Wikkeleaks treason, while ah drinkin' the cool-aid; eatin' funny fudge Houses ah runnin' from ex-owners ah gruntin', our lands will desert us whole nature unnerved us, while ah drinkin' the cool-aid; eatin' funny fudge Street people ah growin' with hardly non knowin', parents ah cryin', hungry tots ah dyin', emergency rooms ah packin', it's healthcare ah lackin' While ah Wall Street ah hoppin' in triumph give-away-ah-hoppin', while ah drinkin' the cool-aid; eatin' funny fridge Slave hours grind us while paychecks are minus, GOP congress never behind us, while ah drinkin' the cool-aid; eatin' funny fudge, Zombies surround us to only remind us, QUIT DRINKIN' THE COOL-AID AND EATIN' FUNNY FUDGE!!!
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Sep 19, 2014
Sep 19, 2014 at 4:19 AM UTC
Quit drinkin' the cool-aid
This is in dedication to Mr. John Grant a spokesman for Veterans for Peace local 31. When during the late Bush years we protested the Bushy Zombies in West Chester Pa. This took place every Saturday from early morning till around 4 or 5 pm. He keep saying, "They're drinking the cool-aid." P.S. Veterans for Peace is also national and is registered under the U.N. with its own magazine. This was poem was written in 2010 Besides it has a rap beat to it Lies ah decieven' our minds ah believen' by ah drinkin' the cool-aid; eatin' funny-fudge Drive-by ah flyin' innocent babes ah dyin', while ah drinkin' the cool-aid; eatin' funny-fudge Blacks  against slavery racists say lazy, Jim Crow ah knowin', black vote ah growin', voter lines ah showen', black suppression ah growin', while ah drinkin' the cool-aid; eatin' funny-fudge Mr. sweater vest advisin' theocracy risin' ( Rick ******** gays cannot marry his heavy-load to carry, all Muslims are targets by his government harlots, body meedlers of women, no rights he has proven by ah drinkin' his cool-aid and eatin' funny-fudge Mexican Border right-wingers disorder, Jail complexes growin', their profits showin', public schools no maintain', corporate zombie schools gainin', while ah drinkin' the cool-aid; eatin' funny fudge Corporations are people super-vote-money inclusion, Super Pacs' delusion, Democracy illusion, while ah drinkin' the cool-aid; eatin' funny-fudge Profits by Lockheed Martin perpetual wars embarkin', wars appeasin' without good reason, while ah drinkin' the cool-aid; eatin' funny fudge No good reason callin' Wikkeleaks treason, while ah drinkin' the cool-aid; eatin' funny fudge Houses ah runnin' from ex-owners ah gruntin', our lands will desert us whole nature unnerved us, while ah drinkin' the cool-aid; eatin' funny fudge Street people ah growin' with hardly non knowin', parents ah cryin', hungry tots ah dyin', emergency rooms ah packin', it's healthcare ah lackin' While ah Wall Street ah hoppin' in triumph give-away-ah-hoppin', while ah drinkin' the cool-aid; eatin' funny fridge Slave hours grind us while paychecks are minus, GOP congress never behind us, while ah drinkin' the cool-aid; eatin' funny fudge, Zombies surround us to only remind us, QUIT DRINKIN' THE COOL-AID AND EATIN' FUNNY FUDGE!!!
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Take nothing for granted, little kids, It was library day for our kids, Lateral epic lit. for the kids, (The kids' librarian was off her **** Reading new wave kids' lit., Such as "Paddington was ****** Then there was a new book for tots, Titled "RIP Spot", And an epic for libraries to fill, Called, "Bye, Bye, Blinky Bill.".... Now it's story time for tots, Here's our new one, "RIP Spot', (Lift the ***** there's the chaps), RIP Spot, the street dog, We dehydrated Spot, (Life the ***** there's the chaps), Froth, Spot, Froth, Yes, read along, tots, Read along, little tots, We all starved Spot, He was a street dog, (Lift the ***** there's good chaps), Rot, Spot, Rot, Now we can count his ribs, dear little kids, (Lift the ***** there's the chaps), Happy maggots, Spot, Spot is mort, poor Spot, He was a street dog, (Lift the ***** there's the chaps), Mort, Spot, Mort, Now Spot's on his way to Heaven, His ribs were more than seven, (Lift the ***** there's the chaps), Have some flies, Spot, Rot, Spot, rot, They opened up the Pearly Gates, Poor Spot wasn't too late, (Lift the ***** there's the chaps), Look at Spot's halo, There's two more books to go, Spot has sent us a card down here, "F.U., Society, you didn't care," (Lift the ***** there's the chaps), Rot, Spot, Rot, You were a street dog, Ooh, are you all sad? Two more books in this bag, Here's "Paddington was ****** (The kids' librarian is off her **** We'll all read along now, kids, Paddington was ****** The tots were, by now, totally miffed, He was their childhood hero, Now a drunken old dero, Rolling around in the gutter, An alcoholic ****** Society didn't care, He was only a homeless bear, Now the tots are totally miffed, Paddington was ****** Now, here's our last epic book, This one's worth a look, "Bye, Bye, Blinky Bill, His mother forgot the pill, Perched on a tree up the hill, Blinky Bill ran under a bus, ****** on Eucalyptus, His mother forgot the pill, So, Bye, Bye, Blinky Bill. We took nothing for granted, let's say, Kids' librarian got the sack that day!
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Dec 18, 2015
Dec 18, 2015 at 6:15 PM UTC
TAKE NOTHING FOR GRANTED....
Take nothing for granted, little kids, It was library day for our kids, Lateral epic lit. for the kids, (The kids' librarian was off her **** Reading new wave kids' lit., Such as "Paddington was ****** Then there was a new book for tots, Titled "RIP Spot", And an epic for libraries to fill, Called, "Bye, Bye, Blinky Bill.".... Now it's story time for tots, Here's our new one, "RIP Spot', (Lift the ***** there's the chaps), RIP Spot, the street dog, We dehydrated Spot, (Life the ***** there's the chaps), Froth, Spot, Froth, Yes, read along, tots, Read along, little tots, We all starved Spot, He was a street dog, (Lift the ***** there's good chaps), Rot, Spot, Rot, Now we can count his ribs, dear little kids, (Lift the ***** there's the chaps), Happy maggots, Spot, Spot is mort, poor Spot, He was a street dog, (Lift the ***** there's the chaps), Mort, Spot, Mort, Now Spot's on his way to Heaven, His ribs were more than seven, (Lift the ***** there's the chaps), Have some flies, Spot, Rot, Spot, rot, They opened up the Pearly Gates, Poor Spot wasn't too late, (Lift the ***** there's the chaps), Look at Spot's halo, There's two more books to go, Spot has sent us a card down here, "F.U., Society, you didn't care," (Lift the ***** there's the chaps), Rot, Spot, Rot, You were a street dog, Ooh, are you all sad? Two more books in this bag, Here's "Paddington was ****** (The kids' librarian is off her **** We'll all read along now, kids, Paddington was ****** The tots were, by now, totally miffed, He was their childhood hero, Now a drunken old dero, Rolling around in the gutter, An alcoholic ****** Society didn't care, He was only a homeless bear, Now the tots are totally miffed, Paddington was ****** Now, here's our last epic book, This one's worth a look, "Bye, Bye, Blinky Bill, His mother forgot the pill, Perched on a tree up the hill, Blinky Bill ran under a bus, ****** on Eucalyptus, His mother forgot the pill, So, Bye, Bye, Blinky Bill. We took nothing for granted, let's say, Kids' librarian got the sack that day!
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Say hello to a world of ***** shots Coloured pills replace jelly tots Her hair is a mess when she comes downstairs No second guesses at what they did up there The room pulsates to an electric band Welcome to Teenage Wonderland Get caught up in a fast-ticking clock Play with imagination's building blocks Darling, you've no need to fear They're just trips so get over here Drop that bomb and taste that tang Welcome to Teenage Wonderland Come to dance with Satan's girl Faster and faster the room will twirl A glint is wicked in her too-big eyes Calm your nerves, drain the bottle dry Someone else puts a joint in your hand Welcome to Teenage Wonderland Your senses have fully woken up Just one more sip from the golden cup Then they have you smash another line This feeling has got you in a bright-thorned vine But it's too heavy, you can't withstand... Goodnight to Teenage Wonderland
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Apr 24, 2012
Apr 24, 2012 at 3:46 AM UTC
Teenage Wonderland
My boot prints leave train tracks in the snow Because I walk with a shuffle My parts are incomplete; I find walking uncomfortable No one step feels the same But right now it’s okay Because between three feet of snow A moon so perfectly halved Under a sky naked of its stars I feel As if my shuffle Is graceful As if my walk; Permanent As if my steps Are purposeful Even if a little Awkward I am standing under a street light in three feet of snow Not feeling cold Or alone Even though its cold And I’m alone My mind It does not mumble My speech It does not stutter My hands they do not shake here I Am permanent I am whole here My veins They do not show here They are not vulnerable in their color Here My heart Doesn't skip a beat My breath doesn't waver here I do not hear Ticking clocks in my head I do not say clicking tots in my head My speech is free of stutter My mind as certain as these disappearing footprints My walk, well I still shuffle
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Jan 18, 2013
Jan 18, 2013 at 5:56 PM UTC
I am here
Though, if you ask her name, she says Elise, Being plain Elizabeth, e'en let it pass, And own that, if her aspirates take their ease, She ever makes a point, in washing glass, Handling the engine, turning taps for tots, And countering change, and scorning what men say, Of posing as a dove among the pots, Nor often gives her dignity away. Her head's a work of art, and, if her eyes Be tired and ignorant, she has a waist; Cheaply the Mode she shadows; and she tries From penny novels to amend her taste; And, having mopped the zinc for certain years, And faced the gas, she fades and disappears.
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Barmaid
[tater tots, sour cream, & smoked gouda] i'm deeply afraid that i am a kaleidoscope of shards crushed colored glass there is too much s p a c e around me deafening silence i want to be held down i want to be smothered i want to be warm i want to be in the sun i feel like an exploding star or a character in a movie that gets overcome and flys apart into brilliant shafts of light i'm sick of trying to stifle sobs because i don't want my neighbors to think i'm a ****** and i've been thinking maybe i'm not as old as i think i am and that is terrifying it is worse than being old because time is stretching into a vast expanse of nothingness how do i trust myself when everything has fallen apart when all my decisions have led to this... this? ...but i've been falling from space hard. burning through the atmosphere like a bat out of hell and it is the only thing that seems right i trust myself in the realization that plunging to the earth on fire is maybe the best thing that has ever happened to me i'm not trying to stop in fact, i'm picking up speed being pulled by gravity if i had to be catupulted into space unwillingly to realize that this breathtaking fall is better then so be it. and i will put smoked gouda on tater tots unapologetically in an effort to class up this joint. and because it's delicious.
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Oct 26, 2013
Oct 26, 2013 at 1:37 AM UTC
the conquest of happiness
I am a banyan(vatavriksha) Standing like The guardian figure At the gateway of the village Oh you thought The champakas,rajanigandhas Were envious of me No,no I am an old one Seen some hundred summers And winters Children and tots Playing merrily In my cool shade On a hot summer afternoon The river near me I daily see Carries timelessness Just like me Lovers passionate Passing on boats Even in floods of fury Dreaming of being Radha Krishna And gopis What not Do I see Oh pralaya(destruction) Did see Krishna Floating away On one of my leaves! A baby ******* his toe Untouched by any worry My leaves are heart shaped I do touch hearts of men Read their minds Some robust like me Some weak I wish to stand here Endlessly For just like holy kadamba Under which Krishna gave gopis Aatmananda(joy of self-conscience) Rich with its divine glory I am but a mere banyan tree!
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Jan 19, 2018
Jan 19, 2018 at 8:26 AM UTC
Vatavriksha:the banyan
Bakit ganon ang buhay? minsan masaya pero madalas malungkot. Bakit ganon ang buhay? payamanan hindi pasarapan. Bakit ganon ang buhay? hindi ko maintindihan parang gusto ko ng humimlay.
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Nov 3, 2021
Nov 3, 2021 at 5:14 PM UTC
5am tots
The morning comes a minute too soon Before my R E M cycle has finished kicked in I wasn’t mentally prepare to face another day So, here I am once again: undone The autumn leaves blanket the cold October ground   covering Jack' o lantern face and my front lawn While my candid thoughts were on Halloween spooky night song ~~~~~~~~~~ The loud screams, of trick or treats, was heard all around this gloomy town small tots all dress up in hideous costumes once more my thoughts consume black coffins,  black spiders and black werewolves, the most creepiest sound and display on route 69 ~~~~~~~~~' Grown folks hiding behind the masks of darkness another long night of evil spirits, ghosts and witches on the darkest night of the year.. ~~~~ Toddlers with Tiaras are on the verge of tears what a lose-lose situation: from beginning to end ~~~~ October is the time for frightening masks: November is the season for hideous farm killings Doom day is coming; I welcome all of you to the darkest time of the year; Happy Halloween, happy Halloween Happy Halloween my global friends
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Oct 27, 2013
Oct 27, 2013 at 2:10 PM UTC
I am so afraid to name the title
You hit. A flopped an fit lien to then bgs. .,. S€€ You knew. That wingding sis my tots fav font you know this ,,.h so you're is Tia dim a frog And this frig lies till I lie in ab oboe I'm a g I'm. P and and op g So I'd you want to fight me I just might *** Yee
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Mar 2, 2015
Mar 2, 2015 at 3:55 PM UTC
Goose flytrap in flocks Of twelve of more than Iwu
Our every thought is drizzled with tots and children and kids With a cherry on top of guilt Wondering how we did Every move Always momentous Should we do this, or this, or this Smiling to peers Always friendly Will accept you with warm regard We're judged mostly as "mom" A house as fragrant as pumpkin pie With pictures on the wall Something to dust When we remember to forget who we are
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Aug 14, 2012
Aug 14, 2012 at 9:52 AM UTC
Ode to Motherhood
Lord Henry Dickenbottem Lived among his peers A mind of deepest arrogance Concealed between his ears He spent his nights in gross misconduct Lounging in his secret quarters Mistress, maid and washerwoman Ousted mothers, secret daughters Hiding sordid love affairs His endless line of ******* heirs ***** Henry Dickenbottem Stalked above the stairs Lady Mary Dickenbottem Did her wifely duty The slenderest of all her kin Considered quite the beauty Though in the dusk the candle burned Alone, she stitched a pallid face And in the dark she sought its words To gain her shallow masters grace Guiding will and fooling eyes Beseeching of the dead to rise Demon Mary Dickenbottem She the pure despise Master Neville Dickenbottem Best of all his class Beaten all the school boys And bedded every lass Allies of the strongest kind And making merry of the weak The liberties were his to take And never one he wouldn’t seek His gaze surveyed that which he ruled All logical and water cooled Nasty Neville Dickenbottem Devil-fire fuelled Young Jemmima Dickenbottem Innocent and slight Playing on the borderline And darting out of sight Only ever at her ease When no one else was close about And etched upon her baby face The guilty shadow of a doubt Always blamed if something broke And speaking just above a croak Shy Jemmima Dickenbottem Tangible as smoke Old Mother Dickenbottem Lounging in her chair Lavender and nicotine Are fighting for her hair Beware, at night she ventures forth So best keep safe your tiny tots She’ll creep up to the windowpane And ****** them, sleeping, from their cots Humming in discordant tones Nimble fingers, cold as stones Hungry Mother Dickenbottem Gnawing on the bones Dear Major Dickenbottem Five years in the ground Hoarded every ha’penny But frittered every pound Long he served his king and queen A gentlemanly thing to do He left the port with many men And brought back homeward very few He died away in foreign lands Of syphilis and swollen glands Dead Major Dickenbottem Killed by wandering hands
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Feb 8, 2013
Feb 8, 2013 at 2:03 PM UTC
The Noble House of Dickenbottem
Lord Henry Dickenbottem Lived among his peers A mind of deepest arrogance Concealed between his ears He spent his nights in gross misconduct Lounging in his secret quarters Mistress, maid and washerwoman Ousted mothers, secret daughters Hiding sordid love affairs His endless line of ******* heirs ***** Henry Dickenbottem Stalked above the stairs Lady Mary Dickenbottem Did her wifely duty The slenderest of all her kin Considered quite the beauty Though in the dusk the candle burned Alone, she stitched a pallid face And in the dark she sought its words To gain her shallow masters grace Guiding will and fooling eyes Beseeching of the dead to rise Demon Mary Dickenbottem She the pure despise Master Neville Dickenbottem Best of all his class Beaten all the school boys And bedded every lass Allies of the strongest kind And making merry of the weak The liberties were his to take And never one he wouldn’t seek His gaze surveyed that which he ruled All logical and water cooled Nasty Neville Dickenbottem Devil-fire fuelled Young Jemmima Dickenbottem Innocent and slight Playing on the borderline And darting out of sight Only ever at her ease When no one else was close about And etched upon her baby face The guilty shadow of a doubt Always blamed if something broke And speaking just above a croak Shy Jemmima Dickenbottem Tangible as smoke Old Mother Dickenbottem Lounging in her chair Lavender and nicotine Are fighting for her hair Beware, at night she ventures forth So best keep safe your tiny tots She’ll creep up to the windowpane And ****** them, sleeping, from their cots Humming in discordant tones Nimble fingers, cold as stones Hungry Mother Dickenbottem Gnawing on the bones Dear Major Dickenbottem Five years in the ground Hoarded every ha’penny But frittered every pound Long he served his king and queen A gentlemanly thing to do He left the port with many men And brought back homeward very few He died away in foreign lands Of syphilis and swollen glands Dead Major Dickenbottem Killed by wandering hands
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Little one, you happy child, Little do you know, That as time passes and as you grow, That happiness will surely go. Your smile will fade into a smirk, And eventually a frown. And you'll turn it back from upside down, With many drugs in your local town. Whether you're at the bottom of a bottle, Or at the end of a pack, Maybe even a ******* sack, It'll be too far to go and turn back. So little one, I toast this to you. To a really bright future of unhappiness too. Filled with loads of drugs and kegs of brew, Maybe even a lover, but you'll never know who.
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May 5, 2013
May 5, 2013 at 10:04 PM UTC
Toys, Tots, and Tequila Shots
oh yes it s the best on n off up n d o w n turnin words up side wrong thanks brain you re the best tots luv u but I really do like u thnx 4 keepin me ALIVE
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May 13, 2017
May 13, 2017 at 3:15 PM UTC
my heads a mess
It’s that time of the year When commercials appear to implore us to buy this or that. For the shopkeepers fear that without Christmas cheer They will never get into the black! Some Fraud in a red suit, Quite obese and hirsute, will be called on to hawk toys to tots. Johnny Mathis and Bing, Ad nauseum, will sing old chestnuts of holidays past. So we wish you Merry Christmas Now that Halloween has past. Here’s hoping, too, perhaps that you might spend as you did in the past. Let the registers ring It’s a wonderful thing To see all the rich spend their cash.
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Nov 6, 2013
Nov 6, 2013 at 8:40 AM UTC
Merry Chri$tma$