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"topping" poems
Life is like a pizza. You crave for a larger one, thinking that you're hungry enough to finish everything yourself. That's like yourself 10 years ago, wanting to become an adult. Now that you're halfway there, all you want to do is go back to being a kid. Sometimes the pizza is too hot, and you've got to wait for it to settle down before shoving it down your throat. The same way, life gets a little rough sometimes, so you sit and wait impatiently, till it gets better. Sometimes, the pizza's too cold. So you heat it up a little. The same way, life gets a little boring sometimes. So you get yourself involved in **** that doesn't necessarily need your attention, under the name of "you only live once". Some pizza toppings are pushed away, because you don't like how it tastes. The same way, you neglect people just because you don't like them. On the other hand, you can't get enough of some pizza toppings. They're too good to stop eating. Those are like family and best friends, you just can't stay away. Although sometimes too much of the same topping makes you want to throw up, you order it the next time anyway, just because you like it. All said and done, at the end of the day, you finish the pizza. That's like death. You really wish there was more pizza, but there's just no more. Sometimes, there's too much, you throw it away. That symbolises suicide. When there's too much to deal with, and you just end it. The only difference is, you can always order another box of pizza, but you can't order another box of life.
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May 28, 2014
May 28, 2014 at 8:09 AM UTC
Life vs Pizza
Life is like a pizza. You crave for a larger one, thinking that you're hungry enough to finish everything yourself. That's like yourself 10 years ago, wanting to become an adult. Now that you're halfway there, all you want to do is go back to being a kid. Sometimes the pizza is too hot, and you've got to wait for it to settle down before shoving it down your throat. The same way, life gets a little rough sometimes, so you sit and wait impatiently, till it gets better. Sometimes, the pizza's too cold. So you heat it up a little. The same way, life gets a little boring sometimes. So you get yourself involved in **** that doesn't necessarily need your attention, under the name of "you only live once". Some pizza toppings are pushed away, because you don't like how it tastes. The same way, you neglect people just because you don't like them. On the other hand, you can't get enough of some pizza toppings. They're too good to stop eating. Those are like family and best friends, you just can't stay away. Although sometimes too much of the same topping makes you want to throw up, you order it the next time anyway, just because you like it. All said and done, at the end of the day, you finish the pizza. That's like death. You really wish there was more pizza, but there's just no more. Sometimes, there's too much, you throw it away. That symbolises suicide. When there's too much to deal with, and you just end it. The only difference is, you can always order another box of pizza, but you can't order another box of life.
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Exploring the outlines of submission I find dominance. Will holding instinct underwater just to prove it can. Topping from the bottom: use me the way I want to be used or I will ***** holes in your engorged ego by being bored. My one control: showing up to submit. Your one duty: Taking what I offer. Keep taking it possess me wrap me around yourself tight like the skin of a drum beating me banging me trapped in that rhythm I am finally free. Don’t you dare stop ******* me or if you must at least have the decency to tell me what to do next.
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Jun 28, 2015
Jun 28, 2015 at 6:05 PM UTC
Slavery Is Freedom
You are the love of my life, my everything This is how I feel deep inside. Without you my life would be incomplete My whole being is so full of pride. I have joy rushing around my soul Laughter lives in my blood stream There is a sense of hope deep within me You are my strawberries and cream. You are the perfect cup of tea The perfect topping on my cupcake You open floodgates letting love rush in Without you, well my heart would ache. I love you more than thee are grains of sand stars in our sky. impossible to measure. You are my cherry on top of the icing You are the perfect golden treasure. Each time you go I worry begging you back Each time you leave me my eyes weep tears I catch each salty reminder that you've gone They are tiny, damp but they are souvenirs. I have inside of me love which will not die a pump that will refuse to lose its tick - my heart This heart could not possibly hold more love It is jam packed, it is a complex body part. For all of these reasons, you are my everything Without you my body would crumble with pains My skin would wither, my blood dry in its tracks Without you I woud have empty veins.
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May 5, 2015
May 5, 2015 at 11:06 PM UTC
You Are My Everything
I'm craving for food, maybe some eggs or waffles. Maybe a bacon on the side and a sausage. A huge pancake with a lot of syrup, strawberries and bananas on the top. A piece of bread with ham and cheese inside of it. A side of fruits of different kinds , chocolate or an apple pie. A big glass of juice, it could be orange or cranberry. The cup of coffee... Oh, I want a cup of coffee. I want something that makes me feel better in this cold and hungry morning. Why not everything mixed? Why not make a big breakfast buffet? Scrambled eggs, waffles with bacon, pancakes, the sweet syrup, some delicious strawberries and bananas as a topping, a mini sandwich, fruits with chocolate and another dessert. The glass of juice for the end, the lovely cup of coffee to begin. I want to do a breakfast party, I'm starving.
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Apr 10, 2015
Apr 10, 2015 at 9:53 AM UTC
Breakfast?
*He reminds me of red velvet cupcakes. His clothes are dark like it's wrapper. Skin as sweet as the white frosting placed as the topping. Cheeks blood red like the colour additive added in the recipe. He's sweeter than honey coming out of the queen bee. I'm telling you he's a cupcake to me*. ~
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Aug 15, 2014
Aug 15, 2014 at 9:41 AM UTC
Red Velvet Cupcake
I want to be your chocolate chips. Frankly, you are the cookie. You are plain and sweet, Perfect really. You accept any topping or ingredient. She is a box of raisins. You two could mix Be a great team But she doesn't make you pop. She can't accentuate your true sweetness Your beautiful simplicity Your strength. I want to be your chocolate chips I want to go through the fire with you Melt into you Like she never could. And I want to make you shine Because the sweetness in me might just bring out the perfection in you. So I guess what I am trying to say Is that if you want to have raisins I could have that cookie too But I'm really craving chocolate chip.
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Dec 16, 2014
Dec 16, 2014 at 8:39 PM UTC
Chocolate Chip Cookie
I'll have me an Irish Coffee, make sure the coffee's fresh and stout, add a dash of dairy cream, and do NOT leave the whiskey out! http://beautyineverything.com/4819896887 Here's the ****** recipe: "Black coffee is poured into the mug. Whiskey and at least one level teaspoon of sugar is stirred in until fully dissolved. The sugar is essential for floating liquid cream on top.[11] Thick cream is carefully poured over the back of a spoon initially held just above the surface of the coffee and gradually raised a little.[12] The layer of cream will float on the coffee without mixing. The coffee is drunk through the layer of cream. To ensure the integrity of the ingredients of Irish Coffee, NSAI, Ireland's national standards body published an Irish Standard, I.S. 417 Irish Coffee in 1988.[13]" D-NOTE--It doesn't say a ******* THING about adding Bailey's Irish Creme or canned whipped topping and a plastic shamrock to the top of the ********* drink, now does it??? Anyone making Caife Gaelich with trendy ******** add-ons should be beaten with a shillelagh!
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Oct 12, 2010
Oct 12, 2010 at 3:07 AM UTC
An Irish Coffee (Caife Gaelach)
My body steeps in this hot sarcophagus, Coated in fake butter topping. I watch trollops quaffing hoppy-scotch, Flipping wristwatches for moves to jump rope two-and-two. Like when I was 10, and I saw this ***** white trash can of a man, Fly out of a grocery store with a 40oz like he was Peter Pan. But I knew deep down, in my swashbuckling soul of souls, That Peter Pan got Wendy by being a gentleman. So this fever, that has my mobile phone not shaking in my pocket, I keep staring at every five seconds for you to call. Is just another moment in my life to cherish, because if we should be married, And I want to talk. I'll just need to walk down the hall.
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Apr 13, 2014
Apr 13, 2014 at 9:29 PM UTC
Phone Calls
Pizza--the only I want to poor my feelings onto Because when I think of its filling capacity-- Its carb-heavy, fat drenched, and sugary-savory goodness-- I honor the people who continue the artisinal craft. Pizza--it's the food for all hungers. It fills you with energy when you're high, Just after a win with a cheery, rowdy gang of five. It's the traditional topping on the pie. Pizza--All and everything, when the time calls. When the emptiness cannot be filled, Let it be filled with years of associations. All in good company, Pizza, my best friend. So I met a new person today--quiet and resourceful, She was counting her inventory, Solving a problem set or learning a new trick. I barged in while she put aside her life for mine. She said, "What may you have, sir?" "A medium with pepperoni," I said, "and linguica, please". That was all that's said as she carried on her fees. "That'll be $18.05," and a shot of guilt charged me. Pizza, though poor my feelings how expensive the taste! When, just then, she collected the money The pizza was all too simply done and I was on my way. I was the one left, saying, " Well, enjoy your weekend!" But as I drove and the pizza aromatized, Neither she nor I were free from capitalized. A self-disciplined pizza artist, stripped of her dough, Like the boy who made chocolate with a molinillo.
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Sep 21, 2016
Sep 21, 2016 at 2:40 AM UTC
About pizza
a love poem, of new & old, why I am the summer-man!^ summer is winding down, sky’s multi blues freezer safe stored in ziplock see thru bags, marked and named by hue, the where and the when, so when the eyes finally fail, when the squinting don’t help, when the good things those good blues aroused, poems, lush and morning thanks for being alive come-not-at-all, quite the opposite, these cold blues may help, to recall why it was worth breathing summer is winding down, so am I, the synchrony no accident, time, the Pharmacy kitchen calendar claiming another victim, willing or not, those cars and the blue eyed models, are now but blurred wishes and hopes, even these words, spoken, not finger scribed, for the keyboard a jumbled jungle of alpha-numerical of confusion hellish and my sons don’t come to clean up my pathetic messes, sending their little children, beloved concubines of my heart the daytime watcher, spanglish her native lingo, tho single words she’s pretty good at too, but that don’t help much; the grands, toddlers to pre-teens, the eldest a womanly eight, tries but soon frustration bored, slips away quiet like replacing her with her two year old sister, who knows her alphabet which ain’t an exactly a help, but her five pencils stored^ nearby, tagged with her name, awaiting her poems, her one true legacy try to imagine her as a grandmother, farseeing the day when she occupied this too too hard to-get-out-of-by-myself “easy” chair, making rhymes with her next-next generational  descendants, faint remembering the silliness sorcery that I secreted in her brain; zingo, bingo, lingo tango, ginkgo, jingo, ** ** oh no, oh no! ashes, gray hairy poppy is a silly, when he is not a grumpy, old man all fall down! which she acts out with giggles galore, adding a teacup embellishment, a creme fraiche pearly teeth smile topping, the day watcher agrees, verrry verrry funny, but time to me *** and take a needed morning ***** no poppy! no poppy! no poppy! no nap, no *** no ***** thinking the call out is for her, stomping her feet in an alternating rhythm and rhymes I, happy poppy, ecstatics drooling out, foreseeing the rhyme is strong in her, get wheeled away crinkled and crackling, *zingo, bingo, lingo tango, ginkgo, jingo ** ** oh no, oh no! ashes gray hairy poppy is a silly, when he is not a grumpy, old man all fall down!* a new genre me of gibberish summertime love poems
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Aug 22, 2019
Aug 22, 2019 at 5:11 PM UTC
#1299 : a new & old love poem: I am the summer-man!
a love poem, of new & old, why I am the summer-man!^ summer is winding down, sky’s multi blues freezer safe stored in ziplock see thru bags, marked and named by hue, the where and the when, so when the eyes finally fail, when the squinting don’t help, when the good things those good blues aroused, poems, lush and morning thanks for being alive come-not-at-all, quite the opposite, these cold blues may help, to recall why it was worth breathing summer is winding down, so am I, the synchrony no accident, time, the Pharmacy kitchen calendar claiming another victim, willing or not, those cars and the blue eyed models, are now but blurred wishes and hopes, even these words, spoken, not finger scribed, for the keyboard a jumbled jungle of alpha-numerical of confusion hellish and my sons don’t come to clean up my pathetic messes, sending their little children, beloved concubines of my heart the daytime watcher, spanglish her native lingo, tho single words she’s pretty good at too, but that don’t help much; the grands, toddlers to pre-teens, the eldest a womanly eight, tries but soon frustration bored, slips away quiet like replacing her with her two year old sister, who knows her alphabet which ain’t an exactly a help, but her five pencils stored^ nearby, tagged with her name, awaiting her poems, her one true legacy try to imagine her as a grandmother, farseeing the day when she occupied this too too hard to-get-out-of-by-myself “easy” chair, making rhymes with her next-next generational  descendants, faint remembering the silliness sorcery that I secreted in her brain; zingo, bingo, lingo tango, ginkgo, jingo, ** ** oh no, oh no! ashes, gray hairy poppy is a silly, when he is not a grumpy, old man all fall down! which she acts out with giggles galore, adding a teacup embellishment, a creme fraiche pearly teeth smile topping, the day watcher agrees, verrry verrry funny, but time to me *** and take a needed morning ***** no poppy! no poppy! no poppy! no nap, no *** no ***** thinking the call out is for her, stomping her feet in an alternating rhythm and rhymes I, happy poppy, ecstatics drooling out, foreseeing the rhyme is strong in her, get wheeled away crinkled and crackling, *zingo, bingo, lingo tango, ginkgo, jingo ** ** oh no, oh no! ashes gray hairy poppy is a silly, when he is not a grumpy, old man all fall down!* a new genre me of gibberish summertime love poems
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In a far away forest there was a bear who felt very blue. She simply could not snap out of it, and didn’t know what to do. There was no reason for this sadness, her life was going well, But at random times in every day, tears would start to swell This feeling kind of scared her, but even more than that, It made her feel embarrassed, like some sort of selfish brat I don’t know why I’m like this, she constantly thought to herself. I have no reason to feel this way, I have my legs, my sight, my health There are bears in other places who have lost their homes to fires, And baby bears in situations that are absolutely dire. But these thoughts did not allieviate her internal pain, In fact they only made it worse, topping sadness off with shame. While she wanted to go talk to someone, to find out what was wrong She settled for self-medicating, taking hits off of a **** This helped her out a little bit, at least for a short while But it was not a real fix, to say so was denial So this went on for months and months, getting progressively worse, And the bear learned to carry the weight of it, bending to this curse She became her toughest critic, her own worst enemy An ugly, unlovable idiot is what she thought herself to be. I can’t tell you what happened to her, I simply do not know Maybe she’s still out there somewhere, just putting on a show.
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Nov 1, 2012
Nov 1, 2012 at 12:21 PM UTC
Dancing Bears, Life is Unfair
.                                 1 can diced                            mangos, drained•                           1 can diced tomato                          es, drained • 1\4 cup                            diced red onion •                            1\4 cup  chopped                             fresh  cilantro or                             mint• 1\2 jalapeñ                             o, seeded and fin                             ely chopped  or 2                             tbsp. canned dice                             d jalapeño. • 2 tb.                             p.   fresh  lime or                             lemon juice ****                  stir together     all ingredients           in medium bowl  Serve as a dip with           tortilla or pita ch ips or as a topping              for quesadillas   or grilled chicken                    fish  or                  pork ****
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May 23, 2015
May 23, 2015 at 5:17 PM UTC
Mango Salsa
that’s all I know, title, subject undisclosed, new morn amourning arrives,  when writing~writhing hunger, comes and remains till fufillment, sometimes, nagging, sometimes roaring, completion is the satiation satisfaction when the pouring/ spilling is from within to without, topping off the nearest receptacle with hugger-muggery, beauty jumbled, elegantly jagged linen creased the it of it, must be done, so my heart un-seizes, breathing to nearly next to normal, yet the distance there incroyable, inch or mile, meter matters not, until closed it’s a chasm rupturing,  fingers grasping my temples, to hold the jumbled tumbling innards within, redirected towards my screaming fingertips, hoping, relief will come sooner, making room until the throat and lungs engorged, when~with this selfsame need returns on the morrow if, when, my eyes open, and yesterday itself is a writ, a realization accomplished ~~~~~~~ perhaps, you recognize yourself? perhaps, you reconcile yourself?
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Sep 26, 2023
Sep 26, 2023 at 9:54 AM UTC
there’s a poem I need to write...
The bed is cold when you turn in at night because the frigid winter winds have settled in too and like a fool you left the window open all day You take a dab of speed as the lamp goes dim its the only thing to keep tumescence when you make love to a lover you no longer love ******* is no longer sport, only a chore and the night birds at the window sing a song of sadness beady eyes keeping tabs on the city boy's blues When the day is done the television screeches, unreality television you're so depressed and you have nothing, not even sleep and the cold body beside you snores through the night Even on rare occasions of sleep, you only dream of dying fiery bus brought with peasant's tokens is burning as it flies over some cliff face and you remain stoic Waking only in afternoon sunsets with a sore head and dry mouth stumble down the stairs to an empty kitchen and the cat has **** again you clean the mess and make a sandwich, no topping just butter How many days can pass before you crawl to the shop to buy food and you contemplate suicide as you scrape the tub of butter again falling upstairs in a somber stupor, vomiting after eating She comes home from work and calls it off, packing her bags you roll another joint without words being spoken she closes the door and the already broken window breaks more Smoking on your herbal solitude and preparing the last hit that sweet tender brown in a spoon you found it hits the vein and you feel happiness, first and final time Sitting in some trash-found chair and reading Camus these are the final moments, surely you cannot hold on Abner Jay is playing and you fall asleep forever
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Nov 21, 2013
Nov 21, 2013 at 12:08 PM UTC
People In The Community Don’t Want To Be Guinea Pigs
The bed is cold when you turn in at night because the frigid winter winds have settled in too and like a fool you left the window open all day You take a dab of speed as the lamp goes dim its the only thing to keep tumescence when you make love to a lover you no longer love ******* is no longer sport, only a chore and the night birds at the window sing a song of sadness beady eyes keeping tabs on the city boy's blues When the day is done the television screeches, unreality television you're so depressed and you have nothing, not even sleep and the cold body beside you snores through the night Even on rare occasions of sleep, you only dream of dying fiery bus brought with peasant's tokens is burning as it flies over some cliff face and you remain stoic Waking only in afternoon sunsets with a sore head and dry mouth stumble down the stairs to an empty kitchen and the cat has **** again you clean the mess and make a sandwich, no topping just butter How many days can pass before you crawl to the shop to buy food and you contemplate suicide as you scrape the tub of butter again falling upstairs in a somber stupor, vomiting after eating She comes home from work and calls it off, packing her bags you roll another joint without words being spoken she closes the door and the already broken window breaks more Smoking on your herbal solitude and preparing the last hit that sweet tender brown in a spoon you found it hits the vein and you feel happiness, first and final time Sitting in some trash-found chair and reading Camus these are the final moments, surely you cannot hold on Abner Jay is playing and you fall asleep forever
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You were always an early bird, and I wasn't, but my favorite thing was to stumble out of my slumber and hungrily look at my phone for a text saying wake up to which I would hurriedly respond, though three hours later, and you knew I would, so as soon as I did as you predicted you would command me to drive the less-than-ten-minutes to your apartment so you could cook me some breakfast, and we could get lost in each other. You made me eggs and bacon and always a biscuit with my choice of topping, and you'd put on whatever CD we currently found relevant, that one time I know it was Ne-Yo, and I chomped on my plate full of yummies so cheerily as you made me listen so closely to lyrics you knew I would just get. 10 AM and I was somehow thrilled to be out of bed, enjoying the way the sun peeked behind the clouds and stroked my cheek as we shared a smoke on your porch. You were the kinda guy that made me like mornings, that made me feel the weight of the words in songs, that made me appreciate art and notice how pink the sunset was, that made me want to read the newspaper so I could pick your brain and pay attention in class so I could tell you what I learned, that made my world brighter and my burdens lighter. You were you and you made me a certain kinda me and **** do I sometimes still wanna wake up and eat some eggs while you tell me your dreams and your stereo plays.
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Dec 30, 2014
Dec 30, 2014 at 12:57 AM UTC
Wake Up
i love to write poetry with food the clickety-clack of the knife on the dining board is my metre the veggies going choppity-chop are the words the masalas are the embellishments that lift them to another level altogether the pressure cooker whistles, something in the frying pan sizzles the flavours rise and fill my home with the smell of cooking the gravy thickens the pulse quickens in anticipation of the tasting the aromas tease as i’m tempering a little coriander for the topping and I’m done! - Vijayalakshmi Harish    09.09.2012 Copyright © Vijayalakshmi Harish
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Sep 9, 2012
Sep 9, 2012 at 12:27 PM UTC
Poetry in the Kitchen
The fleeting fox red and coy A creature of false unbridled joy It's legs through dieing leafs do fleet Behind its face is true deceit In the light its gleaming ebony eyes Are filled with truly sinister drives Almost cheshire is it's smile A haunting topping to all it's guile
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Dec 18, 2011
Dec 18, 2011 at 10:31 PM UTC
Kyubi(-no-kitsune) in Disguise
And it’s groovy **** The way my words maneuver it A user but I won’t be used By all the drugs I’m doing Shiiitt They talk abusive **** Like they’re the one’s that using it And usually I’d be busy on my timone and pumba bizz Ness is what it’s all about They’ll tell you anything to reassure the cash come out To their hands You gotta fight em with your bare hands n realize a workaround to their plan And on another note I be kickin flows with a dopeness Thinkin I’m the one Yeah I been thinking I’ve been chosen Cold, I flow frozen Shows, the vibe golden Ghost the most smoke, I got casper choking Actors be pulling mad guap and holding chart topping spots Well they had a soul, sold it. We don’t like change Boy they’ve got us all brainless You prolly changed this for a song about some **** This ain’t it, Re-spray it Re-paint it Rekindle The vibe is alive, revive your minds sizzle It is you, you are a god you are a ******* goddess How the hell on earth could they stop us. They cannot, we got this, Positive is progress We taking it ******* Don’t know where the top is We Jam. Like, this is your brian, This is your brain on drugs Well this my brain when I let it just JAM
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Aug 26, 2014
Aug 26, 2014 at 2:30 AM UTC
Jam
Too much alone Too much afraid Too much unknown Too much paid To let us go By the way For no show So they say Could I tell you a story Ole storyteller Like bees buzzing flowers With some honey on hive's mind It's a modern tale That has sat sail All sewn up At a rate of knots That black book Bought with blood money Dares to say it holds a name Spar - with these throat barnacles (Alternately feeding and fighting With their feet) bowsprit [bee block] know your ropes, carried away deep six It's a thieves cat o nine tales Captain of chewing the fat Or combing the cat I've never seen (one) better Dunnage topping a tonnage From that trusty barrage I'm everything on top and nothing handy An eye splice on a short rope Given and giving leeway Haven't got a clew for true whence such hails from ... So... She measures faces with her heart and hands And a camera lens for a few
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Jul 27, 2015
Jul 27, 2015 at 2:29 PM UTC
doppelgängers gangplank
On that western isle, bathed in gold- Drenching sun, my only, giddy love, Weaved a daisy chain and crowned Herself, above the clouds and purple- Violet seas, her grace, topping yellow- Sparkled weeds, to flower, marching In fealty, round her red, reign of crown, Soon, after new mornings impromptu Coronation, misty, bluer, eyes felt slow Distant dread, the subtle, burning fate, The inevitable nights of overthrowing And fade of love's noble, corona light. Were I shaper of dream, I would build A grand labyrinthian castle of granite Stone to contain that day— I would Conjure a moat, impervious to shifting Time, the mute corruption of sorrows Waking.
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Oct 24, 2013
Oct 24, 2013 at 3:43 PM UTC
Princess of Aran
When we decided on ice cream I suggested caramel sticky sweet dripping down the sides I wanted to lick it up and feel the sucrose explode on my tastebuds a minefield of pleasure. When we decided on ice cream you promised whipped topping and hot fudge rich luscious chocolate oozing toward the edges swirls of dark intensity intermixed with bouts of airy lightness a most delightful contradiction. With all the imagery that’s found in words and pictures bound to play out in my head It’s fair to say this sundae tempted me at waking hours (and maybe even crept into my dreams) … it’s quite a shame that in the end you settled for vanilla.
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Jun 21, 2013
Jun 21, 2013 at 11:26 PM UTC
June 21, 2013 - Last Year's Ice Cream Social
You-me enjoying together, Making the best of times, Truly enjoying the shine. Sipping a cool lemonade, On a moist tropical date, Sit in the shade of a tree. Minty topping in the drink, Caring all about relaxing, And none about tensions.
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Feb 24, 2014
Feb 24, 2014 at 8:40 PM UTC
Lemonade
Topping a rise comes a knight, armour soiled and stained; weary yet elated riding his black steed. The Princess in her tower sees and gives a delighted cry. She leans out her window and hails the knight: "Ho!Brave knight! Whence comest thou? Tell me thou seeketh me for I wait for thee." "Truly",answered the knight "It is for thee I am come my fair lady and to take thine hand." "I've sailed the seven seas, toiled through forests and mires, traversed deserts and dunes looking for thee". "Oh the joy!"whispered the lady and cried,"My brave knight, glad am I to hear thee but Didst thou slay the dragon?" Answered the knight, "My dearest lady, I have fought the giants, conquered the orcs and tamed the lions." "Oh brave art thou my worthy knight. But didst thou slay the mighty dragon?" "I have escaped from dungeons, caverns with unnamed fears. Scorpions and serpents I have crushed to the earth." "Wonderful art thou my worthy knight. But didst thou slay the fearsome dragon?" "I have ridden the behemoth, subdued the depths, searched the clouds and fiddled with thunderbolts" "Magnificent art thou my worthy knight. But didst thou slay the red dragon?" "Lady,you are besot with the dumb worm!",he said. "I wonder if she",he thought "has been crazed in that tower" Sighing forlornly, said the princess "I canst not leave here till the dragon is dead." As the knight turned away to ride back,she asked "Whither goest thou? To slay the beast?" "Nay lady,nay I go to slay the dunce who wrote you into that tower." "What meanest thou my dear knight?! There is another knight who dabbles in magic?!" "Nay lady,nay. He is not a knight. He uses his quill to weave his musings." Cried the princess "Oh mighty sir, Oh Weaver with the quill! Canst thou hear me?" "Yes dear lady,"said I, "What do you desire? What can I do that will please you?" "My dearest Sir! Oh my bravest hope. Slay the dragon and make me thine." "But my lady as much as I desire to, you should know there is No dragon in the story" (Silence pervades) "Oh my dear knight!!" cried the lady to the rider, "Slay this goon and we shall be one." Uh-oh...Time to put down the pen and run.
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Aug 30, 2013
Aug 30, 2013 at 11:38 AM UTC
Did You Slay The Dragon?!
Topping a rise comes a knight, armour soiled and stained; weary yet elated riding his black steed. The Princess in her tower sees and gives a delighted cry. She leans out her window and hails the knight: "Ho!Brave knight! Whence comest thou? Tell me thou seeketh me for I wait for thee." "Truly",answered the knight "It is for thee I am come my fair lady and to take thine hand." "I've sailed the seven seas, toiled through forests and mires, traversed deserts and dunes looking for thee". "Oh the joy!"whispered the lady and cried,"My brave knight, glad am I to hear thee but Didst thou slay the dragon?" Answered the knight, "My dearest lady, I have fought the giants, conquered the orcs and tamed the lions." "Oh brave art thou my worthy knight. But didst thou slay the mighty dragon?" "I have escaped from dungeons, caverns with unnamed fears. Scorpions and serpents I have crushed to the earth." "Wonderful art thou my worthy knight. But didst thou slay the fearsome dragon?" "I have ridden the behemoth, subdued the depths, searched the clouds and fiddled with thunderbolts" "Magnificent art thou my worthy knight. But didst thou slay the red dragon?" "Lady,you are besot with the dumb worm!",he said. "I wonder if she",he thought "has been crazed in that tower" Sighing forlornly, said the princess "I canst not leave here till the dragon is dead." As the knight turned away to ride back,she asked "Whither goest thou? To slay the beast?" "Nay lady,nay I go to slay the dunce who wrote you into that tower." "What meanest thou my dear knight?! There is another knight who dabbles in magic?!" "Nay lady,nay. He is not a knight. He uses his quill to weave his musings." Cried the princess "Oh mighty sir, Oh Weaver with the quill! Canst thou hear me?" "Yes dear lady,"said I, "What do you desire? What can I do that will please you?" "My dearest Sir! Oh my bravest hope. Slay the dragon and make me thine." "But my lady as much as I desire to, you should know there is No dragon in the story" (Silence pervades) "Oh my dear knight!!" cried the lady to the rider, "Slay this goon and we shall be one." Uh-oh...Time to put down the pen and run.
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