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"stunt" poems
'Twas midnight in the schoolroom And every desk was shut When suddenly from the alphabet Was heard a loud "Tut-Tut!" Said A to B, "I don't like C; His manners are a lack. For all I ever see of C Is a semi-circular back!" "I disagree," said D to B, "I've never found C so. From where I stand he seems to be An uncompleted O." C was vexed, "I'm much perplexed, You criticise my shape. I'm made like that, to help spell Cat And Cow and Cool and Cape." "He's right" said E; said F, "Whoopee!" Said G, "'Ip, 'Ip, 'ooray!" "You're dropping me," roared H to G. "Don't do it please I pray." "Out of my way," LL said to K. "I'll make poor I look ILL." To stop this stunt J stood in front, And presto! ILL was JILL. "U know," said V, "that W Is twice the age of me. For as a Roman V is five I'm half as young as he." X and Y yawned sleepily, "Look at the time!" they said. "Let's all get off to beddy byes." They did, then "Z-z-z."
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The ABC
In Spanish, VIVIR means To Live, the proper conjugation of which to when you say something as improper as “I live” would simply be translated to “Yo Vivo”. I live, as a Colombian-American. I live, as “You don’t look Hispanic” I live, “Woah! You and your brother look nothing alike. You’re so… white.” I live, “My mom came home once and talked about a man who simply replied with a horribly pronounced “Me gusta” when my mom said she was Hispanic.” I live, “My dad condones abusive behavior because he thinks Latina aggression is **** I live, my mom asking me “Would you rather celebrate the Sweet Sixteen or have a quinceanera party?” I live, as the white boy sitting across the room in Spanish class asking “When will I need this in real life?” I live, as the “Yes I DO have a friend with a skin complexion similar to mine, and yes, he is Hispanic.” I live, most of my friends are beautiful people of color. I live, when will you open up the tab in Google and search some Hispanic History to fill your mind instead of “Latina **** I live, the messages on the Internet saying “You’re Hispanic? I bet you’re great in bed.” I live, there are NO gender neutral nouns in Spanish I live, yes I DO love coffee I live, no it did NOT stunt my growth I live, one kiss per cheek at family meet-ups I live, “Eskimo” nose rubs I live, "if you’re hispanic, why aren’t your ears pierced?" I live, being expected to remember Spanish just because it was my first language, but growing up with an American dad made me whiter than fresh bed-sheets sold in America, made in South America, Hecha en Peru. I live, my mom breaking into tears as she is so proud that I can sing in Spanish I live, my mom used to be so embarrassed, when I replied “un poco” to her friends asking “Tu Hablas Espanol?” I live, "if you’re Hispanic, is your mom an Alien?" I live, "But your dad looks so white!" I live, being subject to racism hidden in a joke, hidden in a remark about how pale I am, hidden behind a judgmental look, hidden behind a scoff, a laugh, a pity shrug, a fetishized assumption. I live the bulletproof clothing and horrible crimes I am warned about when I say I wanna go to Colombia I wanna go to my mom’s home. I live, as a Colombian-American. I live. Yo vivo.
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Dec 28, 2015
Dec 28, 2015 at 8:19 PM UTC
I live, Yo Vivo
In Spanish, VIVIR means To Live, the proper conjugation of which to when you say something as improper as “I live” would simply be translated to “Yo Vivo”. I live, as a Colombian-American. I live, as “You don’t look Hispanic” I live, “Woah! You and your brother look nothing alike. You’re so… white.” I live, “My mom came home once and talked about a man who simply replied with a horribly pronounced “Me gusta” when my mom said she was Hispanic.” I live, “My dad condones abusive behavior because he thinks Latina aggression is **** I live, my mom asking me “Would you rather celebrate the Sweet Sixteen or have a quinceanera party?” I live, as the white boy sitting across the room in Spanish class asking “When will I need this in real life?” I live, as the “Yes I DO have a friend with a skin complexion similar to mine, and yes, he is Hispanic.” I live, most of my friends are beautiful people of color. I live, when will you open up the tab in Google and search some Hispanic History to fill your mind instead of “Latina **** I live, the messages on the Internet saying “You’re Hispanic? I bet you’re great in bed.” I live, there are NO gender neutral nouns in Spanish I live, yes I DO love coffee I live, no it did NOT stunt my growth I live, one kiss per cheek at family meet-ups I live, “Eskimo” nose rubs I live, "if you’re hispanic, why aren’t your ears pierced?" I live, being expected to remember Spanish just because it was my first language, but growing up with an American dad made me whiter than fresh bed-sheets sold in America, made in South America, Hecha en Peru. I live, my mom breaking into tears as she is so proud that I can sing in Spanish I live, my mom used to be so embarrassed, when I replied “un poco” to her friends asking “Tu Hablas Espanol?” I live, "if you’re Hispanic, is your mom an Alien?" I live, "But your dad looks so white!" I live, being subject to racism hidden in a joke, hidden in a remark about how pale I am, hidden behind a judgmental look, hidden behind a scoff, a laugh, a pity shrug, a fetishized assumption. I live the bulletproof clothing and horrible crimes I am warned about when I say I wanna go to Colombia I wanna go to my mom’s home. I live, as a Colombian-American. I live. Yo vivo.
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Perhaps I'm encased in a box made out of two-way glass. A biased one-way mirror... Mutual vision doesn't meet nor pass. When you look at me, you only see, yourself for all that you care... Me? Just a faint suggestion that I'm even there.    Maybe that's why...       you ask about my life,       about my strife.       When I'm about to unload my       head,       I end up having to hear about yours       instead. Perhaps at times I travel around in a bubble of frosted glass. Only a blurred version of me... Clumsily ploughing through the mass. Incoherent, misunderstood and unclear. Unintelligible muffles of hopes and fear.    Maybe that's why...       My words are just perceived as       playful rhymes.       Never keeping up with the times.       Words regurgitated but no one       realises what's coming undone... Perhaps what I need is an armour of bulletproof glass. One of unique quality... One ahead of its class. You can do and say what you want. A shell that would bear most of the brunt.      *I'll be impervious.           I'll be protected.                I can be indifferent.                     I can be jaded.*    Maybe that's all I need...            *A shocking stunt.                  A fresh perspective.                       A new plan.                            Revised objectives.*    Maybe a different name to start all    over...       To tie the binds and thoughts that       scatter...       Hoping of holding everything       together... Come morning, all will be       forgotten... Maybe I'd still be beaten.    So for a chance that's,      fat as hell            or      thin just a sliver... Truth is of the three, I have neither... So...     what I've said doesn't really matter.
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Oct 18, 2014
Oct 18, 2014 at 1:36 PM UTC
Maybe
Perhaps I'm encased in a box made out of two-way glass. A biased one-way mirror... Mutual vision doesn't meet nor pass. When you look at me, you only see, yourself for all that you care... Me? Just a faint suggestion that I'm even there.    Maybe that's why...       you ask about my life,       about my strife.       When I'm about to unload my       head,       I end up having to hear about yours       instead. Perhaps at times I travel around in a bubble of frosted glass. Only a blurred version of me... Clumsily ploughing through the mass. Incoherent, misunderstood and unclear. Unintelligible muffles of hopes and fear.    Maybe that's why...       My words are just perceived as       playful rhymes.       Never keeping up with the times.       Words regurgitated but no one       realises what's coming undone... Perhaps what I need is an armour of bulletproof glass. One of unique quality... One ahead of its class. You can do and say what you want. A shell that would bear most of the brunt.      *I'll be impervious.           I'll be protected.                I can be indifferent.                     I can be jaded.*    Maybe that's all I need...            *A shocking stunt.                  A fresh perspective.                       A new plan.                            Revised objectives.*    Maybe a different name to start all    over...       To tie the binds and thoughts that       scatter...       Hoping of holding everything       together... Come morning, all will be       forgotten... Maybe I'd still be beaten.    So for a chance that's,      fat as hell            or      thin just a sliver... Truth is of the three, I have neither... So...     what I've said doesn't really matter.
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Yet I Am Ready Watching the waves eat away the castles made of sand Staring at the way wind is churning at infrastructure       land like a big bad wolf who found the fear and lean foundation of a brick house I am ready for her hand I am all ready Traversing fields filled with fruitless wonders burning tundras rolling thunders A Man attempting to put out its grand made funeral pyre with nothing but a Jack and Jill bucket filled with reverse osmosis electrolyte infused hydrogen oxygen expired prayers I am Ready for no man land I have a radio already Listening to Nokia raven chirps and bubble bee gyrations. Evergreens whispers as wild blooms break concrete and asphalt and building plans giving smiles to homeless man and woman dreamers flowering in the night lights that were supposed to replace stars I am ready for the woods to takeover the hoods for bear feets to take over the streets for napkins to become extinct to write with my god-given red ink so that my being will dye into stone and dirt To leave my DNA on my mothers belly and hear her cry As she covers my mouth closes her eyes tearful from radioactive winds let her know that I loved her and hugged her every chance I could I am ready to give up me for we have not given back enough We have devoured the essence and forgotten how to seed and harvest   the nothing has become us which is why Earths flesh is colored rust like  blood mixed with scratching dust we have bruised the body and wonder if we can blame something someone else but US Every time the finger points the object of our deflection disappears Rearrange the letters she was trying to help us HEARt Rearrange the letters EARth is trying to make us Heart I'm trying to make us Ear These MTHFCKRS are among US. We have bred them with our love lust still unaware that they a fungus These MTHRFCKRS have become US they save a life to **** it from us. they manufacture fakes to stunt us These MTHRFCKRS have become US Ideas devoid of what we need to come up She must go now and rip it from us We must shed our blood just to fund us Cause these MTHRFCKRS have out done US
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Apr 12, 2017
Apr 12, 2017 at 5:58 AM UTC
These MTHRFCKRS Have Become US
Yet I Am Ready Watching the waves eat away the castles made of sand Staring at the way wind is churning at infrastructure       land like a big bad wolf who found the fear and lean foundation of a brick house I am ready for her hand I am all ready Traversing fields filled with fruitless wonders burning tundras rolling thunders A Man attempting to put out its grand made funeral pyre with nothing but a Jack and Jill bucket filled with reverse osmosis electrolyte infused hydrogen oxygen expired prayers I am Ready for no man land I have a radio already Listening to Nokia raven chirps and bubble bee gyrations. Evergreens whispers as wild blooms break concrete and asphalt and building plans giving smiles to homeless man and woman dreamers flowering in the night lights that were supposed to replace stars I am ready for the woods to takeover the hoods for bear feets to take over the streets for napkins to become extinct to write with my god-given red ink so that my being will dye into stone and dirt To leave my DNA on my mothers belly and hear her cry As she covers my mouth closes her eyes tearful from radioactive winds let her know that I loved her and hugged her every chance I could I am ready to give up me for we have not given back enough We have devoured the essence and forgotten how to seed and harvest   the nothing has become us which is why Earths flesh is colored rust like  blood mixed with scratching dust we have bruised the body and wonder if we can blame something someone else but US Every time the finger points the object of our deflection disappears Rearrange the letters she was trying to help us HEARt Rearrange the letters EARth is trying to make us Heart I'm trying to make us Ear These MTHFCKRS are among US. We have bred them with our love lust still unaware that they a fungus These MTHRFCKRS have become US they save a life to **** it from us. they manufacture fakes to stunt us These MTHRFCKRS have become US Ideas devoid of what we need to come up She must go now and rip it from us We must shed our blood just to fund us Cause these MTHRFCKRS have out done US
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Never have I seen such an Avid Score Then draw your Players back to your Credit Once Clocks have wrung your Springs tight before Now ring Best Conclusions to your Debit So your Tendons ripe and joined Model Bro Each with Burned Spectacles for Thigh's attract And he taught you well; A Flame burning so **** Timbers do kiss your Tongue's Good Act The Green Elf was right. If you could agree That Advanced Levels only stunt your Mane But just Read the Play; And Scripts follow free Your Lion-Born Instinct is one and the same. Chelsea has Won. And wore Arsenal's Shirt The Meaning of which, Tie's Variance still hurts.
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Mar 13, 2013
Mar 13, 2013 at 2:15 AM UTC
SONNET TRIBUTE: WILLIAM DALEY - THE COMING OF AGE
Im successful head on my shoulders straight I have my full portion love family job and money on my plate Im the type to smile every time you see me But i keep running into angry birds on the street Im happy can have any girl i want Im flawless what you see is what you get no need to stunt I can be whateva a ***** need and i guess they see And thats y you angry birds keep pecking at me Gossiping throwing dirt on my name Saying im not **** added by wanna be truths yall claim Snatching my nerves one by one Boiling my blood some one give me a gun Im bout to go on a hunt for these angry *** birds Naw not the game im not throwing you ******* at pigs I dont need you hoes to get to the next level ***** please But im about to toss you hoes straight rag you in the streets Im feeling bad for you birds so every now and then i throw yall bread And in return you hoes ******** on my head **** these angry birds Tryna hatch hate on my life Jealous cuz im a dove and they pigeons thats not right For all my successful ladies who is a go getta for hers When these ******* try to dog you, and pull you down just say i feel bad for these angry birds Hahahahahahaha
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Oct 21, 2011
Oct 21, 2011 at 10:27 PM UTC
angry birds...
Listen my dear daughter, to my first song of caution Earmarked for you my wonderful sire, come and listen, That tall old man with white hair all over his head Standing over there is not good; he is gnomish in the mind Be careful with him, he is not human in the heart But a mermaid of Yoruba poetry, just like Thespis of Greece Even the pecuniary psychopomp of Sweden gave him an accolade His heart is selfishly full of avarice; he wants everything for himself, Don’t recite him any of your poetry, lest he spells an abyss Against your juvenile poetic talent, he will fool you with a gift; A white sheep or a scarlet goat for your birth day anniversary Please don’t take it or anything else from him, as nothing from him is genuine But only machinations of evil spell aimed at mahyeming your talent Finally to decimate your girlhood and life, this is my caution For you dear little African girl. Listen my dear little daughter, to my second song of caution That short man in a Muslim gear loafing yonder, is suspect The Muslim beret on his head is merely a smokescreen to aghastly behaviour He is in no way an avatar of god of love and humane piety He is a terrorist working with Boko Haram and Algaeda He is an Alshabab that is bombing young girls in Mombasa and Nairobi All over Kenya he has killed the young people; his long egret-white sari is not for holiness, It is merely a nefarious sanctum of grenades, other tools of work in terrorism trade His loudly prayers, body movements and pocket bursting monies are only a stunt To have you kidnapped into death conduit, once you goof to join his courts, His sanctimony is a total picaresque film, (s)heroes of terror the centerpiece And thus, this is my caution for you dear little African girl. Listen my dear daughter, to my third song of caution Those tourists thronging our streets are deadly *** pets, they also skulk **** Their handsome outlook is not a stamp to any good conscientiousness They derive pleasure from poverty and *** tourism; they yearn to see a girl in poverty, Often rarely will they help an African girl, out of milieu of beggarly squalorism, Instead they go straight for the purse between your thighs, Regardless of the legacy they leave out of this lewdness, they are showy, They regret not in their Byronic broadcast of *** and fatherless urchins in the poor streets Foundation for their further poverty tourism, this is my caution for you dear little African girl.
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May 26, 2014
May 26, 2014 at 4:20 AM UTC
VERSES OF CAUTION TO AN AFRICAN GIRL
Listen my dear daughter, to my first song of caution Earmarked for you my wonderful sire, come and listen, That tall old man with white hair all over his head Standing over there is not good; he is gnomish in the mind Be careful with him, he is not human in the heart But a mermaid of Yoruba poetry, just like Thespis of Greece Even the pecuniary psychopomp of Sweden gave him an accolade His heart is selfishly full of avarice; he wants everything for himself, Don’t recite him any of your poetry, lest he spells an abyss Against your juvenile poetic talent, he will fool you with a gift; A white sheep or a scarlet goat for your birth day anniversary Please don’t take it or anything else from him, as nothing from him is genuine But only machinations of evil spell aimed at mahyeming your talent Finally to decimate your girlhood and life, this is my caution For you dear little African girl. Listen my dear little daughter, to my second song of caution That short man in a Muslim gear loafing yonder, is suspect The Muslim beret on his head is merely a smokescreen to aghastly behaviour He is in no way an avatar of god of love and humane piety He is a terrorist working with Boko Haram and Algaeda He is an Alshabab that is bombing young girls in Mombasa and Nairobi All over Kenya he has killed the young people; his long egret-white sari is not for holiness, It is merely a nefarious sanctum of grenades, other tools of work in terrorism trade His loudly prayers, body movements and pocket bursting monies are only a stunt To have you kidnapped into death conduit, once you goof to join his courts, His sanctimony is a total picaresque film, (s)heroes of terror the centerpiece And thus, this is my caution for you dear little African girl. Listen my dear daughter, to my third song of caution Those tourists thronging our streets are deadly *** pets, they also skulk **** Their handsome outlook is not a stamp to any good conscientiousness They derive pleasure from poverty and *** tourism; they yearn to see a girl in poverty, Often rarely will they help an African girl, out of milieu of beggarly squalorism, Instead they go straight for the purse between your thighs, Regardless of the legacy they leave out of this lewdness, they are showy, They regret not in their Byronic broadcast of *** and fatherless urchins in the poor streets Foundation for their further poverty tourism, this is my caution for you dear little African girl.
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Leo: Remember everyone is fighting. Be patient, forgive, but never allow yourself to be a doormat to those who care less about you than you do them. Forget the wrath. Find the joy in the power it brings you. Virgo: Do not stunt your growth trying to entertain the opinions of other people. You know in the end, you have to be the most important person in your life. Grow. Libra: Quit running. You will never find yourself in other people, so stop trying. Desperation does not look good around your neck. Hold your chin high and look inside yourself for what you need. Scorpio: Go. Stop leaving claw marks in your wake. Know that what you think you need is not always so. You are worth more than what you have been selling yourself for. Pride is important to you, but it is still okay to cry if you need to. Say goodbye to what is less than you. Sagittarius: It is okay to say no. Don’t apologize anymore for having an opinion. Speak your mind, let yourself be heard. Do not quiet your desires for someone else’s. Capricorn: The past doesn’t matter anymore. Close the book, shut the door. Stop searching for answers and know that it all happened for a reason. It will make sense soon if you let it. Aquarius: Do not make friends with your demons. Clean the skeletons from your closet. Take a long walk tonight and allow yourself to feel the weight of sadness like a moth eaten sweater. Fold it up in the morning and put it in a box. Throw it away. Pisces: Stop being selfish and cruel. Put the bourbon away, put your phone away for the night. Sleep by yourself and see what you dream of. People are not trying to ruin you like you are them. Forget revenge. Aries: Let go. Do not cling to what you think is saving you. Do not drink tonight, do not tell them you love them again if you do not mean it. Be careful to not push away the people who truly care for the one who doesn’t. Taurus: It is time to stop caving in on yourself. Reach out to someone, stop to smell the flowers. Find beauty in this world again. Gemini: You’re almost done hurting. I know your mother told you the storm never lasts forever and you doubted her. Let the rain leave you now. It is okay to not define yourself by your sadness. Cancer: Let the things and people you are bitter about leave you. Do not let memories haunt you any longer. Wash them off in the river while it’s still warm. Baptize yourself.
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Aug 12, 2015
Aug 12, 2015 at 8:18 PM UTC
August Horoscopes
Leo: Remember everyone is fighting. Be patient, forgive, but never allow yourself to be a doormat to those who care less about you than you do them. Forget the wrath. Find the joy in the power it brings you. Virgo: Do not stunt your growth trying to entertain the opinions of other people. You know in the end, you have to be the most important person in your life. Grow. Libra: Quit running. You will never find yourself in other people, so stop trying. Desperation does not look good around your neck. Hold your chin high and look inside yourself for what you need. Scorpio: Go. Stop leaving claw marks in your wake. Know that what you think you need is not always so. You are worth more than what you have been selling yourself for. Pride is important to you, but it is still okay to cry if you need to. Say goodbye to what is less than you. Sagittarius: It is okay to say no. Don’t apologize anymore for having an opinion. Speak your mind, let yourself be heard. Do not quiet your desires for someone else’s. Capricorn: The past doesn’t matter anymore. Close the book, shut the door. Stop searching for answers and know that it all happened for a reason. It will make sense soon if you let it. Aquarius: Do not make friends with your demons. Clean the skeletons from your closet. Take a long walk tonight and allow yourself to feel the weight of sadness like a moth eaten sweater. Fold it up in the morning and put it in a box. Throw it away. Pisces: Stop being selfish and cruel. Put the bourbon away, put your phone away for the night. Sleep by yourself and see what you dream of. People are not trying to ruin you like you are them. Forget revenge. Aries: Let go. Do not cling to what you think is saving you. Do not drink tonight, do not tell them you love them again if you do not mean it. Be careful to not push away the people who truly care for the one who doesn’t. Taurus: It is time to stop caving in on yourself. Reach out to someone, stop to smell the flowers. Find beauty in this world again. Gemini: You’re almost done hurting. I know your mother told you the storm never lasts forever and you doubted her. Let the rain leave you now. It is okay to not define yourself by your sadness. Cancer: Let the things and people you are bitter about leave you. Do not let memories haunt you any longer. Wash them off in the river while it’s still warm. Baptize yourself.
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Go choke on your delusional idea of love. No does not mean “change my mind” No does not mean liquor me up, get me good and drunk till I can no longer verbally reject you. My slurs of terror and anguish as I try to shove you off of me. Did it make you feel good? Did you feel like a real man- To take what was mine. Did it boost your ego? You had no right to sneak into my bedroom and steal my girlhood. I was 13. Chaos seeped into what was a serene life. The torturous and endless cycle continued for 3 god **** years. What man is so weak? So weak that he has to take what he feels he’s entitled to, from a little girl. I can never get back what you stole from me. They couldn’t find any evidence to prove the assault even happened, but the trauma can never be erased from my mind. The skin replaces itself every 7 to 15 years, so scientifically speaking your hand prints are still eminent on my skin. This flesh and bone is no longer mine. That home I took my first steps in, was no longer mine from the moment you creeped in. But you do not own me. I can still recall the first time I frantically searched for a sharp object in all the clutter, just trying to make myself distasteful to you. But you ignored the blood dripping from my thighs, dismissed the warning signs as if you were colorblind. Nothing could stop your calloused hands and feeble mind. Years later, your pressure still stands heavy on my heart. I labeled myself as damaged goods. But I am a ******* work of art. And I can’t undo what you did but I can use my voice to speak on the pain you’ve caused me. To raise awareness for those still suffering. You did not stunt my growth because I am in full bloom. I will not let you define a single part of me. I will grow as you regress. As you destruct everything you come in contact with. I will touch people and I will make jaws drop. I will be someone. Just watch me.
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Sep 23, 2018
Sep 23, 2018 at 6:17 PM UTC
A Letter To The Man Who ***** Me
Go choke on your delusional idea of love. No does not mean “change my mind” No does not mean liquor me up, get me good and drunk till I can no longer verbally reject you. My slurs of terror and anguish as I try to shove you off of me. Did it make you feel good? Did you feel like a real man- To take what was mine. Did it boost your ego? You had no right to sneak into my bedroom and steal my girlhood. I was 13. Chaos seeped into what was a serene life. The torturous and endless cycle continued for 3 god **** years. What man is so weak? So weak that he has to take what he feels he’s entitled to, from a little girl. I can never get back what you stole from me. They couldn’t find any evidence to prove the assault even happened, but the trauma can never be erased from my mind. The skin replaces itself every 7 to 15 years, so scientifically speaking your hand prints are still eminent on my skin. This flesh and bone is no longer mine. That home I took my first steps in, was no longer mine from the moment you creeped in. But you do not own me. I can still recall the first time I frantically searched for a sharp object in all the clutter, just trying to make myself distasteful to you. But you ignored the blood dripping from my thighs, dismissed the warning signs as if you were colorblind. Nothing could stop your calloused hands and feeble mind. Years later, your pressure still stands heavy on my heart. I labeled myself as damaged goods. But I am a ******* work of art. And I can’t undo what you did but I can use my voice to speak on the pain you’ve caused me. To raise awareness for those still suffering. You did not stunt my growth because I am in full bloom. I will not let you define a single part of me. I will grow as you regress. As you destruct everything you come in contact with. I will touch people and I will make jaws drop. I will be someone. Just watch me.
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You have long nails I chew mine Stunt their growth With nervous teeth Hungry teeth I stunt mine And lament their loss We contrast Black to colour Stride to bounce Distanced to cuddly You avert questions, Throwing random jest I open up and bare my soul Honest as I can figure Under these beautiful cloaks We sing in unison Sorrow and deep caring Somehow, we understand. Our awkwardness is equal to none That just heightens the intensity I explore, feet, hands, You let me, then clasp tight The goth and the pixie. Who would have thought?
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Oct 21, 2014
Oct 21, 2014 at 11:01 PM UTC
Contrast
Santa sat and looked about the mess that lay before him "How will I get these gifts all wrapped and gone by Christmas morning?" The workshop looked as though it had been hit by a Tornado But instead it was all the fault of *** he brought back from Tobago A little shot in the elves egg nog would make them all work faster But, as he saw the end result was short of a disaster The more they drank the more they all got up and danced on tables And in the end elf Juniper was left wearing only labels She looked quite good despite her age, she was just about six thirty And what she did with candy canes...well, you can say it was quite ***** The paper stretched from room to room, many miles were unravelled Santa looked at the mess again, and thought "It's high time that I travelled" He left the North to make a trip to hire cleaning staff But , turned the reindeer right around, because he knew they'd laugh How do you tell a person that you are about to hire That the mess that they will soon clean up, is because my elves were wired Santa thought that magic would be just the way to go He would use it to clean up the mess, and nobody would know The only problem with this stunt is that magic has a rule He can only use it Christmas eve, it was not his private tool The toys were strewn everywhere, and most were broke or nicked He would have to wake the elves all up and to start things getting fixed So, if you wake up Christmas morn and there is nought beneath your tree Don't worry, Santas late, he should be there by three He left a little late this year, but he will be by real quick And he swore to never serve elves ***** or his name is not Saint Nick!
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Oct 28, 2012
Oct 28, 2012 at 3:08 PM UTC
The Christmas Party
Santa sat and looked about the mess that lay before him "How will I get these gifts all wrapped and gone by Christmas morning?" The workshop looked as though it had been hit by a Tornado But instead it was all the fault of *** he brought back from Tobago A little shot in the elves egg nog would make them all work faster But, as he saw the end result was short of a disaster The more they drank the more they all got up and danced on tables And in the end elf Juniper was left wearing only labels She looked quite good despite her age, she was just about six thirty And what she did with candy canes...well, you can say it was quite ***** The paper stretched from room to room, many miles were unravelled Santa looked at the mess again, and thought "It's high time that I travelled" He left the North to make a trip to hire cleaning staff But , turned the reindeer right around, because he knew they'd laugh How do you tell a person that you are about to hire That the mess that they will soon clean up, is because my elves were wired Santa thought that magic would be just the way to go He would use it to clean up the mess, and nobody would know The only problem with this stunt is that magic has a rule He can only use it Christmas eve, it was not his private tool The toys were strewn everywhere, and most were broke or nicked He would have to wake the elves all up and to start things getting fixed So, if you wake up Christmas morn and there is nought beneath your tree Don't worry, Santas late, he should be there by three He left a little late this year, but he will be by real quick And he swore to never serve elves ***** or his name is not Saint Nick!
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A race between the Flash and the Man of Steel This would be a competition for real Who do you think would move fast? Who would you think would come in last? It’s a possibility in what could be Imagine two Super Marvel’s in a race too see who is truly great It would also show their sportsmanship in how they both relate It would be a run to the finish The winner being triumphed and distinguished This wouldn’t be a race against crime That story is another time Flash moving at the speed of light The Man of Steel feeling a bit uptight The Man of Steel would be disqualified if he were to fly in order to win But the Man of Steel coming from another planet, would that automatically disqualify from then A canny detail But the policy remains in order to preserver It was Flash in the lead The Man of Steel was maneuvering in proceed Just around the bend It was Flash being the champion at the very end Well the Marvel Hero’s shook hands and are off to fight crime This will be until the end of time.
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Jan 4, 2015
Jan 4, 2015 at 11:40 PM UTC
SUPERMAN VS THE FLASH IN A SPRINTING TEST STUNT
i think i exist only to love but never experience, a pretentious bag of bones like me will only stir your feelings —you will wallow in it for some time and then you will forget about me like a cup of coffee that has gone cold. but if i must admit, it's because i do stunt my own growth: in life, in love, but strangely enough, not in death. an odd number of reasons aid my tendencies; they get glued together to form a paper-maché of well-composed farewells —a craft i have mastered in my years of longing. i think i exist only to love, but never experience— yet here i am, still longing until i get a hand to hold.
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Jun 19, 2023
Jun 19, 2023 at 8:46 AM UTC
touch starved
Old Cowboys, forts and shootouts Black for bad and White for good With a spinning canvas background And cactus cutouts made of wood The desert sits behind them Fifty yards away at most The heroes don't ride horses They sip drinks and sit and boast About their celluloid adventures singing songs all dressed in white While behind them in the background The stunt men do it right A canvas background rotates Through valleys, hills and streams While the hero rides his deck chair And the director yells and screams Central casting fills the tribes out With Italians, and made up stock While our hero stops an avalanche Of fake paper covered rocks Cardboard Cut out Cactus And heroes smiling in the sun Most have never seen a cowpoke Let alone shot off a gun But, it's magic when it's finished the dusters up there on the screen All the fakery and snake oil Are all hidden, never seen The white hats beat the black hats The hero sings and gets the girl And the background on the spindle Is still spinning, watch it whirl A celluloid adventure Cowboys no where close to what they were But..watch the next show for a nickel And don't forget your spurs!!!
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Oct 5, 2012
Oct 5, 2012 at 9:22 PM UTC
Celluloid Cowboys
Stunt **** He can be your lover lady, ima be your stunt **** He can be your boyfriend mommy, ima be your stunt **** He can be your husband **** ima be your stunt **** stunt **** fluid swap, yep when them ******* drop. Lights, camera, action ,I’m your stunt **** stunt **** Lights camera, action, I’m your stunt **** stunt **** Ima be your stunt **** girl and beat it up, yep ima beat it up, that man there can eat it up. We don’t need no scrip for this act or no monolog, you can adlib, improvise on my microphone. We can do the box spring boogie all night long, we can get ***** coz play like its Comic Con. Tag your girlfriend in, we can do a menajahtwa , pile drive that nannie, Macho Man Wrestle Mania. Petting that ***** Doctor Claw, go go gadget pennies, working your equation *** notation like a mad genius. If I nut prematurely , don’t you worry I got ****** it’s not superman, but stuntman with all the stamina, Ima beat it up like Van Dam at the Comitia ,finger, lick and kiss each other while I ********* It’s ocean spray ,whale watching like in Monterrey.
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Sep 15, 2015
Sep 15, 2015 at 7:51 PM UTC
Stunt ****
i live in a nothing realm. where i am temporarily frozen in a state of acceptance. yet not always approving or denying its assistance taking only what i see gets absorbed into the list of unimportant information that rarely gets put to use. never pondering if it will decay or stunt the growth of my existence i stood blank and emotionless. numb to the world around me. i was nonexistent in that parcel of a moment. for i am incapable of anything and everything that is unavailable to me in the now. only struggling resistance it was once brought to my vacant attention to follow through with all of the insignificant. but evaluating the differences in what is and is not can be exhausting. not enabling me to demonstrate persistence i can rarely display the emotions of what is appropriate for that particular time. even if the mandatory rotation of the earth was to choose to delay its turns for just a glimpse moment so that i can at a distance
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Apr 7, 2015
Apr 7, 2015 at 1:27 AM UTC
nothingness
Your VIBE brings me to life Here's my Heart take a slice Wicked is my nice Random like a roll of dice I see your shining soul Illuminating is your glow Inside I start to grow To love you is to know Excuse me if I'm blunt I've just returned from the hunt Clean my fangs hear me grunt Motion master every stunt Fine flesh I must taste Luscious lips I won't waste Primal pleasure we embrace Have you seeing outer space Wolf spirits howl at the Moon Ravaged in a hypnotic swoon Bodies slap create tribal tune Wrestle play sacred boom boom boom..Hollaaa! Priceless like a Shaman Dollaaa! Wear war paint instead of a collar Genocide survivors of slaughtered sorrow Faith our strength with it we build tomorrow...
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Jun 11, 2015
Jun 11, 2015 at 5:48 PM UTC
VIBE
You've been upgraded from ***** to **** not a **** not a ** you don't even blow but your ugly shows when your emotions grow you're not a trick it's not a stunt I'm gonna light this blunt and think about your upgrade from ***** to **** oh what have I done went too far from the time we made love in my car under the rising sun before you upgraded from ***** to **** I remember when things were sweet just you and me and every word was spoken tenderly that time went by and that's why I'm here getting igh wondering why how it all happened when we lost our footing tires lost traction I'll never know can't tell you why the tears fall from my eyes as I smoke this grass and saw it happen so fast and for me to have to be this blunt and upgrade you from ***** to ****
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Jul 25, 2013
Jul 25, 2013 at 2:34 PM UTC
You've Been Upgraded From ***** to ****
Men of the Twenty-first Up by the Chalk Pit Wood, Weak with our wounds and our thirst, Wanting our sleep and our food, After a day and a night -- God, shall we ever forget! Beaten and broke in the fight, But sticking it -- sticking it yet. Trying to hold the line, Fainting and spent and done, Always the thud and the whine, Always the yell of the *** Northumerland, Lancaster, York, Durham and Somerset, Fighting alone, worn to the bone, But sticking it -- sticking it yet. Never a message of hope! Never a word of cheer! Fronting Hill 70's shell-swept slope, With the dull dead plain in our rear. Always the whine of the shell, Always the roar of its burst, Always the tortures of hell, As waiting and wincing we cursed Our luck and the guns and the Boche, When our Corporal shouted, "Stand to!" And I heard some one cry, "Clear the front for the Guards!" And the Guards came through. Our throats they were parched and hot, But Lord, if you'd heard the cheers! Irish and Welsh and Scot, Coldstream and Grenadiers. Two brigades, if you please, Dressing as straight as a hem, We -- we were down on our knees, Praying for us and for them! Lord, I could speak for a week, But how could you understand! How should your cheeks be wet, Such feelin's don't come to you. But when can me or my mates forget, When the Guards came through? "Five yards left extend!" It passed from rank to rank. Line after line with never a bend, And a touch of the London swank. A trifle of swank and dash, Cool as a home parade, Twinkle and glitter and flash, Flinching never a shade, With the shrapnel right in their face Doing their Hyde Park stunt, Keeping their swing at an easy pace, Arms at the trail, eyes front! Man, it was great to see! Man, it was fine to do! It's a cot and a hospital ward for me, But I'll tell'em in Blighty, whereever I be, How the Guards came through.
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The Guards Came Through
Men of the Twenty-first Up by the Chalk Pit Wood, Weak with our wounds and our thirst, Wanting our sleep and our food, After a day and a night -- God, shall we ever forget! Beaten and broke in the fight, But sticking it -- sticking it yet. Trying to hold the line, Fainting and spent and done, Always the thud and the whine, Always the yell of the *** Northumerland, Lancaster, York, Durham and Somerset, Fighting alone, worn to the bone, But sticking it -- sticking it yet. Never a message of hope! Never a word of cheer! Fronting Hill 70's shell-swept slope, With the dull dead plain in our rear. Always the whine of the shell, Always the roar of its burst, Always the tortures of hell, As waiting and wincing we cursed Our luck and the guns and the Boche, When our Corporal shouted, "Stand to!" And I heard some one cry, "Clear the front for the Guards!" And the Guards came through. Our throats they were parched and hot, But Lord, if you'd heard the cheers! Irish and Welsh and Scot, Coldstream and Grenadiers. Two brigades, if you please, Dressing as straight as a hem, We -- we were down on our knees, Praying for us and for them! Lord, I could speak for a week, But how could you understand! How should your cheeks be wet, Such feelin's don't come to you. But when can me or my mates forget, When the Guards came through? "Five yards left extend!" It passed from rank to rank. Line after line with never a bend, And a touch of the London swank. A trifle of swank and dash, Cool as a home parade, Twinkle and glitter and flash, Flinching never a shade, With the shrapnel right in their face Doing their Hyde Park stunt, Keeping their swing at an easy pace, Arms at the trail, eyes front! Man, it was great to see! Man, it was fine to do! It's a cot and a hospital ward for me, But I'll tell'em in Blighty, whereever I be, How the Guards came through.
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In this Dragon's Year eighty Candles knock Kneeling to Confirm another Life's Best Your Strength, still sturdy; Your Concepts, in-lock Which Rivers flowing among all your rest I thanked you before for Friendship accept Though Identity was risk to beseech Still in your Paper those Laurels you kept That Wisdom only an Open Mind could reach And guess what, Coach, did you see your Boy's stunt, Flicking himself in an air-wheel Down Under? Where a Hermit Crab's shell prayed his be blunt Hoping his Weight would not crush it asunder. Joking aside, may your Day all be well Knowing your Shoes are dancing, I can tell.
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Mar 10, 2013
Mar 10, 2013 at 8:56 PM UTC
SONNET TRIBUTE SUNDRY: ANDY BANKS
Whereas your Love created for all Sights bid To mend your Board-in-Essence Corrupt And Promote your Show; But in Harm's Stone, bid Then **** the Living Savio interrupt Rarely do most ask what you duly owe Though Nineteen was Fit enough to Impress You had your Feast; Though your Water denoue To take this Cool Stunt many did confess Cool?! Freaking serious?! To check your Skinned List Which nary do Voices approve your Parish Of your Sacrifice; A lamb's Stupid Wish Thought he filled a Sacrament, then Perish. Your Body. Your Life. This Plaque smash your Brain And Whip your Growing Mule for your Insane.
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Mar 13, 2013
Mar 13, 2013 at 2:21 AM UTC
SONNET TRIBUTE SUNDRY - SEVENTY-FOUR - TOM DALEY
it's not a problem when there's nothing to sweat, the humidity between your fingers only exists if you let it. disconnection from socialization is nothing immoral, more than anything, it's probable. no eye contact at uncomfortably long red-lights, don't try to discuss the compartimentalizing in the back of your head. you are a molecule. molecules are small, you are small. on second thought, think more about what i couldn't stand in the world than what i would change. consider the opportunity and bottle enthusiasm like it's a commodity. segregate mind from self. seperate syllables, content, and over-accumilation. inside, i would never expect you to work your own way out. and again, i spat out black, fine lined ******** there was no more than the predetermined depth that they've come to expect from me, i went no further than to soak my readers, then force them out still wet: go ahead, drip-dry from my dignity. it's like the fire they insisted deserves to be cradled in a cage. because freedom is threat: consuming until she bursts into a sheet of liquidated decision. but there is still room for appreciation: for the consistency of light, warmth and relativity. swallow back a mouthful of something i cannot pronounce. what does it matter if losing sleep makes you feel ten, the lie is still that you're twenty-seven. but what drove through, down, enough to come out the other side, is still being ignored. my loyalty proved as a stunt in the precious growth you claim i lacked. just when it became lyrical the reality becomes increasingly evident, no woman needs poetry about the sun, or the starving lions out back. so just let me burn in the grass. because it'd only be wasting my time, airing out. it's your pope's, not my prophecy that doesn't believe in the gravity you say forced you to fall into me. one day you'll laugh. one day i'll stop getting lost when i drive to new places. one day the water will stop running from our taps. i'm sure you realize i sexualized you, like the young thing i am. i should apologize, but i'm also pretty sure you don't mind. rewind: you'll go to waste like fine wine, and i'll drive you home over the phone.
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Feb 19, 2013
Feb 19, 2013 at 9:12 PM UTC
facts
it's not a problem when there's nothing to sweat, the humidity between your fingers only exists if you let it. disconnection from socialization is nothing immoral, more than anything, it's probable. no eye contact at uncomfortably long red-lights, don't try to discuss the compartimentalizing in the back of your head. you are a molecule. molecules are small, you are small. on second thought, think more about what i couldn't stand in the world than what i would change. consider the opportunity and bottle enthusiasm like it's a commodity. segregate mind from self. seperate syllables, content, and over-accumilation. inside, i would never expect you to work your own way out. and again, i spat out black, fine lined ******** there was no more than the predetermined depth that they've come to expect from me, i went no further than to soak my readers, then force them out still wet: go ahead, drip-dry from my dignity. it's like the fire they insisted deserves to be cradled in a cage. because freedom is threat: consuming until she bursts into a sheet of liquidated decision. but there is still room for appreciation: for the consistency of light, warmth and relativity. swallow back a mouthful of something i cannot pronounce. what does it matter if losing sleep makes you feel ten, the lie is still that you're twenty-seven. but what drove through, down, enough to come out the other side, is still being ignored. my loyalty proved as a stunt in the precious growth you claim i lacked. just when it became lyrical the reality becomes increasingly evident, no woman needs poetry about the sun, or the starving lions out back. so just let me burn in the grass. because it'd only be wasting my time, airing out. it's your pope's, not my prophecy that doesn't believe in the gravity you say forced you to fall into me. one day you'll laugh. one day i'll stop getting lost when i drive to new places. one day the water will stop running from our taps. i'm sure you realize i sexualized you, like the young thing i am. i should apologize, but i'm also pretty sure you don't mind. rewind: you'll go to waste like fine wine, and i'll drive you home over the phone.
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