"squirtle" poems - Hello Poetry

My Favorite Pokemon as a kid was always Squirtle, I always named him Squirter, Not knowing anything about how ****** it sounded with my 7 year old mind, I was always in the backseat of the car saying things like, oh no Squirter died, or yes my squirter learned hydro pump! and my favorite, I’m gunna give my Squirter one rare candy. I always caught girl Pokemon, Mainly because the symbol for the Gender looked unique to me.. So I would never catch Mewtwo because it was never a girl. Once I learned you can cheat in Pokemon, I was getting ready for every gym leader like a high schooler preparing for Spanish Test. Pokemon levels the same number as the grades of the Spanish Test. As time goes by you can realize pokemon can be like friends, you can’t catch them all, especially when their falling.

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Feb 27, 2015

Feb 27, 2015 at 5:40 PM UTC

CapitalofNJandCT

P.P. Pokemon Poem

My Favorite Pokemon as a kid was always Squirtle, I always named him Squirter, Not knowing anything about how ****** it sounded with my 7 year old mind, I was always in the backseat of the car saying things like, oh no Squirter died, or yes my squirter learned hydro pump! and my favorite, I’m gunna give my Squirter one rare candy. I always caught girl Pokemon, Mainly because the symbol for the Gender looked unique to me.. So I would never catch Mewtwo because it was never a girl. Once I learned you can cheat in Pokemon, I was getting ready for every gym leader like a high schooler preparing for Spanish Test. Pokemon levels the same number as the grades of the Spanish Test. As time goes by you can realize pokemon can be like friends, you can’t catch them all, especially when their falling.

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Disclaimer. They already have this. God **** where was i what happened to pokemon go, I mean wouldn't it be cooler if the pokemon you caught could battle later and train them and do tournaments that's the pokemon go I woulda wanted battle in an augmented reality, virtually with strangers I mean wouldn't it be hot if you said to some chicik or dude, hey my charmanders in close proximity of your squirt\ I uh mean squirtle battle? whilst wasted at the pub

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Jun 25, 2019

Jun 25, 2019 at 7:49 PM UTC

Oumarro

evolution of pokemon ** i mean go

Disclaimer. They already have this. God **** where was i what happened to pokemon go, I mean wouldn't it be cooler if the pokemon you caught could battle later and train them and do tournaments that's the pokemon go I woulda wanted battle in an augmented reality, virtually with strangers I mean wouldn't it be hot if you said to some chicik or dude, hey my charmanders in close proximity of your squirt\ I uh mean squirtle battle? whilst wasted at the pub

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The vile gas in my *** would create a concussive blast. Similar to the cast, "Go Squirtle, Hydro Blast!"

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Jan 25, 2010

Jan 25, 2010 at 9:27 PM UTC

marty-funkhouser

Gas

The vile gas in my *** would create a concussive blast. Similar to the cast, "Go Squirtle, Hydro Blast!"

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Life is a journey with so many hurdles sometimes I wanna hide in my shell but I'm no ninja turtle wet these ****** up like squirtle breaking out like fat hidden up under a gurtle looking at life in amazement when tree comes around yeah sometimes I wanna blaze it poetry is passion so my life I dedicate it they can take away my freedom but not what I write nor what I think I'm going crazy say I need to see a shrink so they can shrink me down to agree with what they think you have your version of the truth but then again everyone does so who can say I'm wrong just me kuz I'm the one who made it up

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Sep 1, 2014

Sep 1, 2014 at 5:32 PM UTC

idealpoetry

dedication

Life is a journey with so many hurdles sometimes I wanna hide in my shell but I'm no ninja turtle wet these ****** up like squirtle breaking out like fat hidden up under a gurtle looking at life in amazement when tree comes around yeah sometimes I wanna blaze it poetry is passion so my life I dedicate it they can take away my freedom but not what I write nor what I think I'm going crazy say I need to see a shrink so they can shrink me down to agree with what they think you have your version of the truth but then again everyone does so who can say I'm wrong just me kuz I'm the one who made it up

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Waking To the old me Hard headed Arms shredded Blame people But its all me You all see ....... Minding my own circle Loving blue Hating red Lies within the lies Man I can't decide Cause in the middle it's all purple You tall or small hurtle Cause as I write My words are all verbal And non- verbal ....... People analyzing and being disgusted Throwing dreams Cause y'all heard'em Yes Y'all hurt him ...... Using water splash To mess up they vision fast The homie Squirtle Squirtle

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Nov 3, 2016

Nov 3, 2016 at 11:37 PM UTC

lil-k-1

Strong Thought pt2

Waking To the old me Hard headed Arms shredded Blame people But its all me You all see ....... Minding my own circle Loving blue Hating red Lies within the lies Man I can't decide Cause in the middle it's all purple You tall or small hurtle Cause as I write My words are all verbal And non- verbal ....... People analyzing and being disgusted Throwing dreams Cause y'all heard'em Yes Y'all hurt him ...... Using water splash To mess up they vision fast The homie Squirtle Squirtle

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