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"spleen" poems
May we live in and see interesting times, the old saying goes another offers that when the mind is blind, the eyes cannot see for me my days are interesting and the laughter readily and often comes for the grapes of wrath brings forth mirth filled grapes on grapevine tendrils As lemmings and sheep enact bellyaching absurdities, as the ridiculous does Veracity on sojourn and falsehood in residence with doors firmly closed Hamlet re-enacts hapless role, with Red Robin Hood and vigilantes to a tee eager audiences, participatory scenes in towns and cities, leaving empty homes come all and vent your spleen and satiate your prejudices without paying a fee This land belongs to us, it is our birthright and we will send Hamlet to the catacombs Nothing is private anymore, rights and freedom nailed, anywhere we roam Ophelia not only went to Italy, she went to Hull, Turnpike Lane and even Essex but a joke here, if all these were good, why did she come to me, you simple gnomes perchance unlike you common goons,  she knows distinction has no comparison to thee Your vacuous hate filled mind cannot see that difference in a Prince, that regally looms Act two, dim, fooled actors in their Beggars Opera, screaming, 'we oppose' with glee so called republicans, laughable in their ardent favor, ignorant of their lobotomy botches we will do Hamlet's head in, totally unaware theirs been done in, for the brains of fleas in a civilisation, our conscious and stable populace, roots for vigilante and mob rule, yeah for a man of distinction is a threat reminding you of your insignificance and lack of tomes Come friends, lets see how the home of Democracy, hounds a citizen for us all and we lets know that Robin Hood is alive and taxing, and 'Windrush' is still active in dispatches indigenous people power, meets criminal gang stalking, meets racism and we all drink tea and in true cowardly fashion, its all done by insidious, indictable, nefarious, malcontents and psychopathic crazies It is our proud duty that we should all ruin Hamlet, for mediocrity has no distinction for aspiration et excellence Copyright LaurenceA. JUNE 2018.All rights reserved.
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Jul 25, 2018
Jul 25, 2018 at 8:00 PM UTC
Mediocrity knows no Distinction.....
May we live in and see interesting times, the old saying goes another offers that when the mind is blind, the eyes cannot see for me my days are interesting and the laughter readily and often comes for the grapes of wrath brings forth mirth filled grapes on grapevine tendrils As lemmings and sheep enact bellyaching absurdities, as the ridiculous does Veracity on sojourn and falsehood in residence with doors firmly closed Hamlet re-enacts hapless role, with Red Robin Hood and vigilantes to a tee eager audiences, participatory scenes in towns and cities, leaving empty homes come all and vent your spleen and satiate your prejudices without paying a fee This land belongs to us, it is our birthright and we will send Hamlet to the catacombs Nothing is private anymore, rights and freedom nailed, anywhere we roam Ophelia not only went to Italy, she went to Hull, Turnpike Lane and even Essex but a joke here, if all these were good, why did she come to me, you simple gnomes perchance unlike you common goons,  she knows distinction has no comparison to thee Your vacuous hate filled mind cannot see that difference in a Prince, that regally looms Act two, dim, fooled actors in their Beggars Opera, screaming, 'we oppose' with glee so called republicans, laughable in their ardent favor, ignorant of their lobotomy botches we will do Hamlet's head in, totally unaware theirs been done in, for the brains of fleas in a civilisation, our conscious and stable populace, roots for vigilante and mob rule, yeah for a man of distinction is a threat reminding you of your insignificance and lack of tomes Come friends, lets see how the home of Democracy, hounds a citizen for us all and we lets know that Robin Hood is alive and taxing, and 'Windrush' is still active in dispatches indigenous people power, meets criminal gang stalking, meets racism and we all drink tea and in true cowardly fashion, its all done by insidious, indictable, nefarious, malcontents and psychopathic crazies It is our proud duty that we should all ruin Hamlet, for mediocrity has no distinction for aspiration et excellence Copyright LaurenceA. JUNE 2018.All rights reserved.
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*Wont rupture one’s Spleen But it’ll preen One’s sense of keen.*
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Mar 13, 2015
Mar 13, 2015 at 4:14 AM UTC
Discipline
Masticated Ectoplasm to Lance Corporal Tom Masticated Ectoplasm to Lance Corporal Tom Bumming your fat knobs and insert your helmet naked and unashamed Masticated Ectoplasm to Lance Corporal Tom Kicking off kick-off, cyborgs brought face to face Tartan sunstroke and may Mumbo Jumbo's **** all lie among you Nine, eleven, seven, thirteen, six, quinquereme, ******** ********* Tweedledum and Tweedledee, unsocial person, erectoffensive! This is Masticated Ectoplasm to Lance Corporal Tom You've really ****** the naval officer And the hatchet faces want to know whose blouses you abuse Now it's time to evacuate the ******* if you have a free hand This is Lance Corporal Tom to Masticated Ectoplasm I'm fancy dress dancing through the cat—flap And I'm groping inside a swollen grotesque sailor And the plums look gigantically unusual nowadays Ergo from Land's End to John o' Groats am I piddling in a crumpet slammer Telescopic hindward the lump Uranus Arsenic is scatological And there's sweet **** all I can have ****** *********** with With the proviso that I'm Ichabod celibate centipede sextillion heads I'm fondling vigorously paparazzo And I think my sputnik knows which direction to **** Tell my ballbreaker I ****** her vigorously for England, she bonks Masticated Ectoplasm to Lance Corporal Tom Your menstrual cycle's kaput, there's oojakapivvygizmo spleen Can you smell me, Lance Corporal Tom? Can you get to the bottom of me, Lance Corporal Tom? Can you delve into me, Lance Corporal Tom? Can you... From Land's End to John o' Groats am I vibrating ring my crumpet criminal lunatic asylum Telescopic hindward the groupie Uranus Arsenic is scatological And there's sweet **** all I can have ****** *********** with
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Mar 27, 2010
Mar 27, 2010 at 4:22 PM UTC
******* Type Transvestite
Masticated Ectoplasm to Lance Corporal Tom Masticated Ectoplasm to Lance Corporal Tom Bumming your fat knobs and insert your helmet naked and unashamed Masticated Ectoplasm to Lance Corporal Tom Kicking off kick-off, cyborgs brought face to face Tartan sunstroke and may Mumbo Jumbo's **** all lie among you Nine, eleven, seven, thirteen, six, quinquereme, ******** ********* Tweedledum and Tweedledee, unsocial person, erectoffensive! This is Masticated Ectoplasm to Lance Corporal Tom You've really ****** the naval officer And the hatchet faces want to know whose blouses you abuse Now it's time to evacuate the ******* if you have a free hand This is Lance Corporal Tom to Masticated Ectoplasm I'm fancy dress dancing through the cat—flap And I'm groping inside a swollen grotesque sailor And the plums look gigantically unusual nowadays Ergo from Land's End to John o' Groats am I piddling in a crumpet slammer Telescopic hindward the lump Uranus Arsenic is scatological And there's sweet **** all I can have ****** *********** with With the proviso that I'm Ichabod celibate centipede sextillion heads I'm fondling vigorously paparazzo And I think my sputnik knows which direction to **** Tell my ballbreaker I ****** her vigorously for England, she bonks Masticated Ectoplasm to Lance Corporal Tom Your menstrual cycle's kaput, there's oojakapivvygizmo spleen Can you smell me, Lance Corporal Tom? Can you get to the bottom of me, Lance Corporal Tom? Can you delve into me, Lance Corporal Tom? Can you... From Land's End to John o' Groats am I vibrating ring my crumpet criminal lunatic asylum Telescopic hindward the groupie Uranus Arsenic is scatological And there's sweet **** all I can have ****** *********** with
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Flamingos aren't naturally pink But not for the reason most think They preen and they dye And they leave it to dry Before rinsing it off in the sink The magpies send me into fits The ducks have me losing my wits The crows are a blight And they crow all night But I do enjoy watching the **** Vanessa McRafferty-Fryer Set alight to the **** of her squire She took a few shots Of his privatest spots And then laughed as he ****** out the fire A penguin called Panama Pete Had no love of the snow on his feet So he stayed for a spell At the polar hotel With a pool and Jacuzzi en suite I met a quite curious swan By a lake I was boating upon It tickled my *** And insulted my mum With a flurry of wings, it was gone I know of a Gerald McFitz Who arouses himself when he sits For his favorite chair Is the shape of a pair Of voluptuous wobbly **** and one for that special someone... Your pancreas really is grand Tis a thoroughly marvelous gland You've a cute little spleen Though it's seldom seen And a nose growing out of your hand **
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Jun 23, 2013
Jun 23, 2013 at 12:31 PM UTC
Limericks Naughty & Nice
When, in disgrace that I myself despise And all alone do I lament my fate I think upon my sweet love’s steel blue eyes And doing so my troubles dissipate In my philosophy I do declare That in all heaven and all earth There is no one so wond’rous fair I have not a whit of her worth In wallowing in thoughts of pity springs My perfect songbird from solemnity As the dove from the ocean brings Green sprigs of hope from land to sea To the ideal you lift me from my spleen I am, forever, your earnest faerie queene
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May 31, 2016
May 31, 2016 at 2:19 PM UTC
Sonnet for Emma
Thugs with Pens & Aerosol Cans Thugs with Pens Hell-bent; not on cultism Just airing the other sentiments That don’t make it to primetime Thugs with pens Not poking out eyes Just venting spleen Sick of the lies Thugs with pens Deserve to be heard They don’t poison your brain With stacks of ***** Thugs with pens And aerosol cans Can change your mind In ******* time Thugs with pens Can make a dent They don’t need to insert Un-readable, un-interesting Covert small print.... Thugs with pens Don’t need no script writers Or advisors nor signatories Witnesses, nor dodgy men With gold plated fountain pen nibs To make amends Or throw in no hidden clauses That secretly **** your life blood Thugs with pens Don’t aim to pierce your skin But make their mark Deeper within Thugs with pens And aerosol cans Completely uncensored champions of free speech The establishment want suppressed, silenced, deleted; terminated. Thugs with pens And aerosol cans don’t Schedule meetings To fix the minutes And schedule another meeting And keep ‘minutes’ As square angled And unproductive As formal conversation Thugs with pens Aim venomous ink At headless politicians That squawks like chickens Bending over For the ************* Bank-beefing corporations, Controlling the masses With ***** little catchphrases And mounds of munitions And illegally enforced restrictions On your movement and free expression Honest men Have nothing to fear From Thugs with Pens & Aerosol Cans These “thugs” seek asylum From countries Where the law’s Not bought and bent Thugs with pens & aerosol cans Are made to wear monikers and masks Thugs with pens Don’t turn on its own Neighbours and citizens To perpetuate myths: A ****** ************* lie… A thing that never happened! (That’s for all of you dumb wits out there Who believe most of the **** That’s drip fed Your sensation addicted minds Most of the time,) Time you started reading between the lines In fact get a pen Or an aerosol can Write your own lines Start broadcasting Reclaim your space Before you’re completely neoned Into the shade And corralled under the spell Of a TV screen Or an anger raising headline That conducts the flow Of the status quo Load up your magazines With ball point pens And sharp edged writing nibs, Strap on a belt of aerosol cans Reclaim your right to free expression In public spaces Join the rag-tag army Of intuitive Self-knowing men The End: is well begun, George Orwell Should never have written That blueprint, ‘1984’
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Mar 25, 2013
Mar 25, 2013 at 8:59 AM UTC
Thugs with Pens
Thugs with Pens & Aerosol Cans Thugs with Pens Hell-bent; not on cultism Just airing the other sentiments That don’t make it to primetime Thugs with pens Not poking out eyes Just venting spleen Sick of the lies Thugs with pens Deserve to be heard They don’t poison your brain With stacks of ***** Thugs with pens And aerosol cans Can change your mind In ******* time Thugs with pens Can make a dent They don’t need to insert Un-readable, un-interesting Covert small print.... Thugs with pens Don’t need no script writers Or advisors nor signatories Witnesses, nor dodgy men With gold plated fountain pen nibs To make amends Or throw in no hidden clauses That secretly **** your life blood Thugs with pens Don’t aim to pierce your skin But make their mark Deeper within Thugs with pens And aerosol cans Completely uncensored champions of free speech The establishment want suppressed, silenced, deleted; terminated. Thugs with pens And aerosol cans don’t Schedule meetings To fix the minutes And schedule another meeting And keep ‘minutes’ As square angled And unproductive As formal conversation Thugs with pens Aim venomous ink At headless politicians That squawks like chickens Bending over For the ************* Bank-beefing corporations, Controlling the masses With ***** little catchphrases And mounds of munitions And illegally enforced restrictions On your movement and free expression Honest men Have nothing to fear From Thugs with Pens & Aerosol Cans These “thugs” seek asylum From countries Where the law’s Not bought and bent Thugs with pens & aerosol cans Are made to wear monikers and masks Thugs with pens Don’t turn on its own Neighbours and citizens To perpetuate myths: A ****** ************* lie… A thing that never happened! (That’s for all of you dumb wits out there Who believe most of the **** That’s drip fed Your sensation addicted minds Most of the time,) Time you started reading between the lines In fact get a pen Or an aerosol can Write your own lines Start broadcasting Reclaim your space Before you’re completely neoned Into the shade And corralled under the spell Of a TV screen Or an anger raising headline That conducts the flow Of the status quo Load up your magazines With ball point pens And sharp edged writing nibs, Strap on a belt of aerosol cans Reclaim your right to free expression In public spaces Join the rag-tag army Of intuitive Self-knowing men The End: is well begun, George Orwell Should never have written That blueprint, ‘1984’
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I lurk on social media. I post all day and night. It strokes and stokes my ego to pick a verbal fight. When I see inspiring stories or such videos I watch, my cruel and vicious comments will take them down a notch. Oh feel my power and my wrath, my insults, mean and shocking, like "Loser", "Snowflake", ****** *** (do you tremble at my mocking?) I hate the world, I loathe myself, my friends all went away. Girls say I'm scary and a creep. My rage grows every day. My impotence consumes me, I respond with posts of rage. Anonymous through GMail and my fake Facebook page. My hatred grows as my soul shrinks and so my spleen I vent. Safe, deep within my bunker, down in my mom's basement.
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Apr 22, 2020
Apr 22, 2020 at 9:23 AM UTC
Social Media Troll
People smile when they are happy. That much is true, and to see Yours, brings me such joy. Then why is my smile a decoy? I swear my happiness is genuine But all I feel is a spleen As deep and passionate As the love I hold, love that I hate. Pink, white, beige, red Those lips of yours make me drop dead Black, brown, blue, green But those thoughts are, when they should have been. Today I learned that love is a rose Beautiful, but still harmful And now I know that I should close My heart, before my wounds become lethal.
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Mar 21, 2018
Mar 21, 2018 at 11:23 AM UTC
Smile
Is it a mystical force Within me That shuts the streetlight down As I pass beneath? That quiets the crickets As I stride by At this ridiculous time of day? Such silly girlhood notions To imagine I posses that kind of power And I thought those childhood fantasies Were evacuated Must be hiding away from the darkness Behind my spleen Undectable to me.
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Aug 27, 2013
Aug 27, 2013 at 7:24 AM UTC
Eerie
if I stay. decisions to take, make up my mind. again. end of this story from my point of view. dying is easy, living is hard. guess I have to live like that? scream, desire to **** emotions to not feel. If I stay, my mind is on replay. remembering everything before my swollen eyes with broken limb, collapsed lung, ruptured spleen life I lived, people I hugged, music I played lips I kiss, brother I start to miss parents I was rise. Enduring agony is too painful. don't give up! why he doesn't stop to talk? love never dies, it never goes away. I don't want to hear what he has to say. please Adam, go away. sick body, with broken heart, wondering: where it will be the place for love? I don't want to wake up in a world where I don't belong. If I stay has a lot to say certain ideas and themes about life itself, beautiful family life, life near a best friend, life with a boyfriend and not at least life with joy and music. later he will ask himself where she went? and all I will say: I choose to live this way, far away from my former life. which ended in that day.
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Mar 16, 2014
Mar 16, 2014 at 7:07 AM UTC
If I stay.
Here God, Everything is for you: Here are my Testicles, looking like smashed purple grapes, Bruised, mashed, and crushed along with what Is left of my once proud, now exploded, tattered ***** I have laid before you my Disemboweled, bloodied and tangled intestines; Blown into bits and pieces, here lays my torso along with Shattered ribs, ruptured lungs, exposed internal organs: Erupted heart; battered, split, spleen; torn, mangled liver; Next to them, my legs, minus a few toes; Arms with hands missing thumbs, fingers; My head, Less pieces of skull, cheek bones, nose, tongue, and teeth, Is nearby; Those puffy messes of glutinous, jellied, deflated ****** orbs are my eyes; Over here, piles of chunks of obliterated pieces of flesh floating On a thick soup of congealed blood, mixed and meshed with Splintered, fractured, cracked bones; everything Convoluted, disfigured, impossible to identify. All of this is for you, I am your martyr, Your soldier, Your obedient servant; I blew myself up, Along with many infidels including Men and women, Unborn babies and children, Young boys and girls, I tore their bodies to shreds, Mangled and mutilated, they Suffered deaths no nightmare could imagine. I sacrificed myself for you, Exemplifying piety and righteousness, I await my reward, Wait for you to put my pieces together again; Been here for what seems an eternity and You have not come near; Not made me whole. Where are you? Are you not great? Where are the young, innocent, ****** girls or The boys with silky, pearl smooth skins; Will I ever have an ******** again? Uncomfortable, anxious, concerned I Lay here on this sacred, hallowed ground, Like a fleshy puzzle, scattered in jagged pieces, Waiting to be solved; Praying to be completed and recomposed. Where are you God? A virtuous, faithful, prostrated one waits; I have much to show you.
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Oct 21, 2010
Oct 21, 2010 at 7:50 AM UTC
All about You
Here God, Everything is for you: Here are my Testicles, looking like smashed purple grapes, Bruised, mashed, and crushed along with what Is left of my once proud, now exploded, tattered ***** I have laid before you my Disemboweled, bloodied and tangled intestines; Blown into bits and pieces, here lays my torso along with Shattered ribs, ruptured lungs, exposed internal organs: Erupted heart; battered, split, spleen; torn, mangled liver; Next to them, my legs, minus a few toes; Arms with hands missing thumbs, fingers; My head, Less pieces of skull, cheek bones, nose, tongue, and teeth, Is nearby; Those puffy messes of glutinous, jellied, deflated ****** orbs are my eyes; Over here, piles of chunks of obliterated pieces of flesh floating On a thick soup of congealed blood, mixed and meshed with Splintered, fractured, cracked bones; everything Convoluted, disfigured, impossible to identify. All of this is for you, I am your martyr, Your soldier, Your obedient servant; I blew myself up, Along with many infidels including Men and women, Unborn babies and children, Young boys and girls, I tore their bodies to shreds, Mangled and mutilated, they Suffered deaths no nightmare could imagine. I sacrificed myself for you, Exemplifying piety and righteousness, I await my reward, Wait for you to put my pieces together again; Been here for what seems an eternity and You have not come near; Not made me whole. Where are you? Are you not great? Where are the young, innocent, ****** girls or The boys with silky, pearl smooth skins; Will I ever have an ******** again? Uncomfortable, anxious, concerned I Lay here on this sacred, hallowed ground, Like a fleshy puzzle, scattered in jagged pieces, Waiting to be solved; Praying to be completed and recomposed. Where are you God? A virtuous, faithful, prostrated one waits; I have much to show you.
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When I was 15, I wouldn’t have believed you if you told me all of this about constant lament in a Red painted Animal House of scapegoats that I’ve yet to see it’s         streets of beige it’s         fast food bad food no food spilled milk or beer it’s         the South no the East maybe West probably North it’s         in the air the water the meat there’s just too much heat to breathe or hold a job it’s         hourly wages and daily commutes of gypsy peddlers in a town I’ve never been to it’s         the cigarettes or nicotine my useless spleen filtering things I should never inhale or drink it’s         divorce rates leading to ***** flicks c-sections finding acquaintances on monitors after dark only able to generate laughter over years of tears it’s         women it’s         pain it’s         the migraines we get when we're waiting on the rain to paint the beige streets bronze it’s          rolling trees metal trucks frozen lakes lumber jacks and ice fishing it's          the anxiety of right wrong bad good all grey in the sunshine without you it’s          the words of times you said meaning more to me than it ever could to you it’s         the colossus of Wall St. overbearing my own suit and tie un-ironed or cared for but necessary     none the less it’s          CCTV the fight for power Government foreign travelers or terrorists Project Paper clip MK Ultra Plum Island persuasion propaganda Paul Wolfowitz it’s          who governs what you can afford when you sit tattered on a curb after earning another mans bread it’s         what has or has not been said 7 times or none that still lingers on the grass out front of home or house it’s         no matter how big you are you still answer a toy phone handed to you by a two year old it’s        the tears of Alexander when he realized there were no more worlds to conquer
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Oct 29, 2012
Oct 29, 2012 at 2:37 PM UTC
Biting My Nails All Day
When I was 15, I wouldn’t have believed you if you told me all of this about constant lament in a Red painted Animal House of scapegoats that I’ve yet to see it’s         streets of beige it’s         fast food bad food no food spilled milk or beer it’s         the South no the East maybe West probably North it’s         in the air the water the meat there’s just too much heat to breathe or hold a job it’s         hourly wages and daily commutes of gypsy peddlers in a town I’ve never been to it’s         the cigarettes or nicotine my useless spleen filtering things I should never inhale or drink it’s         divorce rates leading to ***** flicks c-sections finding acquaintances on monitors after dark only able to generate laughter over years of tears it’s         women it’s         pain it’s         the migraines we get when we're waiting on the rain to paint the beige streets bronze it’s          rolling trees metal trucks frozen lakes lumber jacks and ice fishing it's          the anxiety of right wrong bad good all grey in the sunshine without you it’s          the words of times you said meaning more to me than it ever could to you it’s         the colossus of Wall St. overbearing my own suit and tie un-ironed or cared for but necessary     none the less it’s          CCTV the fight for power Government foreign travelers or terrorists Project Paper clip MK Ultra Plum Island persuasion propaganda Paul Wolfowitz it’s          who governs what you can afford when you sit tattered on a curb after earning another mans bread it’s         what has or has not been said 7 times or none that still lingers on the grass out front of home or house it’s         no matter how big you are you still answer a toy phone handed to you by a two year old it’s        the tears of Alexander when he realized there were no more worlds to conquer
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Alice and I were fudged fruiting inside Falstaffian freakish fleur–de–lys: She inside a quack–aztec–tattooed tank, Me inside a pendulous magenta harness with polydactyl–perverted plumes bespattered into it. In the ****** **** of that kaput flophouse We creosoted our conks all the cockatrices of the gorge–de–pigeon, Inside crotches, Jacuzzis and homocentric Action Men. Alice, with the pornographic bend sinisters in the teeth of her poltergeistish fajita crocodile, Smacked of the plug–ugly poofter of a south–south–west by south sackful sandbank. I cemented the jaundiced dangler of an ostrich to my prick. With that and my uncut fiddlestick of knobs I was the idiosyncratic and wholehogging sadomasochistic slapper! We banged the bush streaming proboscis in tentacle Through smorgasbords of hermaphrodites and high muck–a–mucks While Ravi Shankar’s idioglossias and cockchafers juddered our titbits. Our Moonies were classically cracked flabelliform by the time we disinterred them. Alice managed to fornicate incognito white elephant on behalf of myself And we were passionately on the back of the dingdong, naked as our Moonies. We kept one’s pecker up wrapped up in the shadowgraph Athwart ever-strangling girdles of formaldehyde, ozone, fomenter and widow’s weeds, Athwart polytetrafluoroethylene–pricked precipices and then down to the butts Where we both came to a sticky end on our jockstraps and leered at the ballet dancers That we then penetrated rhythmically by elongating tumescent our gang banging tentacles. Through comfortable French knickers I burped, “Thank you for ****** me everywhere, Alice”. In the soporific honeypotspunk, aped on the ooze, I could smell that her **** had made her ******* type soap flakes break the sound barrier, Splashing out a ***** whale seed skirting her jowls. “You’re fragrant, flypaper”, she rapped. The Government gabble that little green men who hammer out the sexagenarians weren’t on board. Inside spleen of the spliffs, inside spleen of my gangrenous Pollyanna, I will over one’s dead body evacuate. I will over one’s dead body evacuate.
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Mar 22, 2010
Mar 22, 2010 at 4:09 PM UTC
San Francisco
Alice and I were fudged fruiting inside Falstaffian freakish fleur–de–lys: She inside a quack–aztec–tattooed tank, Me inside a pendulous magenta harness with polydactyl–perverted plumes bespattered into it. In the ****** **** of that kaput flophouse We creosoted our conks all the cockatrices of the gorge–de–pigeon, Inside crotches, Jacuzzis and homocentric Action Men. Alice, with the pornographic bend sinisters in the teeth of her poltergeistish fajita crocodile, Smacked of the plug–ugly poofter of a south–south–west by south sackful sandbank. I cemented the jaundiced dangler of an ostrich to my prick. With that and my uncut fiddlestick of knobs I was the idiosyncratic and wholehogging sadomasochistic slapper! We banged the bush streaming proboscis in tentacle Through smorgasbords of hermaphrodites and high muck–a–mucks While Ravi Shankar’s idioglossias and cockchafers juddered our titbits. Our Moonies were classically cracked flabelliform by the time we disinterred them. Alice managed to fornicate incognito white elephant on behalf of myself And we were passionately on the back of the dingdong, naked as our Moonies. We kept one’s pecker up wrapped up in the shadowgraph Athwart ever-strangling girdles of formaldehyde, ozone, fomenter and widow’s weeds, Athwart polytetrafluoroethylene–pricked precipices and then down to the butts Where we both came to a sticky end on our jockstraps and leered at the ballet dancers That we then penetrated rhythmically by elongating tumescent our gang banging tentacles. Through comfortable French knickers I burped, “Thank you for ****** me everywhere, Alice”. In the soporific honeypotspunk, aped on the ooze, I could smell that her **** had made her ******* type soap flakes break the sound barrier, Splashing out a ***** whale seed skirting her jowls. “You’re fragrant, flypaper”, she rapped. The Government gabble that little green men who hammer out the sexagenarians weren’t on board. Inside spleen of the spliffs, inside spleen of my gangrenous Pollyanna, I will over one’s dead body evacuate. I will over one’s dead body evacuate.
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I. A louse in a house or a mouse on a blouse. A bell that goes **** or a gong that goes **** A gap on a map or a cap on your lap. A drink in the sink or an ink that stinks. A spleen on a screen or a queen who is green. A bow in the snow or a crow that glows. II. A wash or a whip, a lip or a lop, a top or a tip, a car or afar, a bar or a war, a door or a snore, a bore or a nail, a flail or a whale, a run or a bun, a sun or a moon, a spoon or a bus, a fuss or a sigh, a cry or a cheer, a fear or a smile, a while or a pen, a den or a cat, a mat or a hat, a bat or a glass, a vase or a weight, a mate or a fork, a cork or a mop, a cop or a stop. III. Apples and artichokes, ants and antelopes, bees and beers, books and brains, cucumbers and chimneys, ***** and coats, dogs and drains, dots and dominoes, ears and eejits, elephants and exams, flies and flutes, files and friends, grasses and guts, giants and gyms, horrors and hiccups, horses and hills, igloos and irons, irises and idiots, jumpers and jackets, jodhpurs and jellies, kings and kettles, kites and kittens, lions and lamps, lemons and lunches, mums and monsters, mosses and moths, noses and notes, nightmares and needles, oblongs and orang-utans, organs and oranges, paintings and pennies, ponds and pants, quiches and quizzes, questions and queues, rainbows and rings, rascals and rabbits, snakes and sprouts, sweets and salts, trumpets and trains, tables and toasters, umpires and ukuleles, umbrellas and uniforms, violets and vests, violins and vials, wheels and wings, windows and weeds, xylems and x-rays, xylophones and xysters, yachts and yoghurts, yards and yaks, zigzags and zephyrs, ziggurats and zombies.
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Oct 29, 2013
Oct 29, 2013 at 5:03 PM UTC
Three Lots of Nonsense
I. A louse in a house or a mouse on a blouse. A bell that goes **** or a gong that goes **** A gap on a map or a cap on your lap. A drink in the sink or an ink that stinks. A spleen on a screen or a queen who is green. A bow in the snow or a crow that glows. II. A wash or a whip, a lip or a lop, a top or a tip, a car or afar, a bar or a war, a door or a snore, a bore or a nail, a flail or a whale, a run or a bun, a sun or a moon, a spoon or a bus, a fuss or a sigh, a cry or a cheer, a fear or a smile, a while or a pen, a den or a cat, a mat or a hat, a bat or a glass, a vase or a weight, a mate or a fork, a cork or a mop, a cop or a stop. III. Apples and artichokes, ants and antelopes, bees and beers, books and brains, cucumbers and chimneys, ***** and coats, dogs and drains, dots and dominoes, ears and eejits, elephants and exams, flies and flutes, files and friends, grasses and guts, giants and gyms, horrors and hiccups, horses and hills, igloos and irons, irises and idiots, jumpers and jackets, jodhpurs and jellies, kings and kettles, kites and kittens, lions and lamps, lemons and lunches, mums and monsters, mosses and moths, noses and notes, nightmares and needles, oblongs and orang-utans, organs and oranges, paintings and pennies, ponds and pants, quiches and quizzes, questions and queues, rainbows and rings, rascals and rabbits, snakes and sprouts, sweets and salts, trumpets and trains, tables and toasters, umpires and ukuleles, umbrellas and uniforms, violets and vests, violins and vials, wheels and wings, windows and weeds, xylems and x-rays, xylophones and xysters, yachts and yoghurts, yards and yaks, zigzags and zephyrs, ziggurats and zombies.
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The cruciferous prophet sticks in my teeth- I think I'd rather have a tidbit, of thief; All covered, of course, in a vinegar sauce With just a light dusting, of the true cross. Some rarefied spleen, set sideboard, With red vintage wine; A.D. thirty-four Frankincense and Myrrh, baked in aspic; And saved for last, Shroud Flambe: digestif.
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Mar 8, 2010
Mar 8, 2010 at 6:17 AM UTC
Hannibal Lectors Favorite Meal
Trembling in my bed tonight I cannot close my eyes The movie on the late, late show Says everybody dies Now some say I'm a scaredy cat But tonight is Halloween What if someone kidnaps me, And tries to eat my spleen? I know there's no great pumpkin Okay, maybe there is What if he puts a spell on me, And tries to make me his? And I think that there's a monster Who lives beneath my bed I shiver and shake and stay awake With covers over my head There's something outside my window And shadows on my wall I think I hear some rattling chains From the ghosts that's in the hall Right then I hear this eerie voice And feel this clammy hand My wife says, "Hush and go to sleep, You're supposed to be a man"
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Oct 27, 2010
Oct 27, 2010 at 7:46 PM UTC
Scaredy Cat
I would scorch the end of the cork and score bags under my eyes if the black of my tired spleen was not already weighing Like the luggage of the ****** packed in haste, always in haste so that essentials are oft forgot like health, or peace, or dignity As it is, the cork stays unburnt, but out of the bottle as a gentle **** the lot of you.”
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Oct 8, 2021
Oct 8, 2021 at 12:20 PM UTC
Baggage
I know you cannot have it all in life I know there will always be a void unfulfilled But I want to follow the voice inside I am constantly feeling this way Constantly feeling the void I have an insatiable desire to reach perfection Perfection in my reflection Has it make my flaws magnified? Forcing me only to focus on my distortions And not seeing my abilities I want to listen to my heart For it is my truest self It is telling me something my mind cannot hear I want to see my name on the bookshelf Engraved with ice and fire  for it will never disappear I want to write, draw, color Use my hand as my tool Speak the words of my mind and my soul Touch and bring the spirits to my whirlpool I want something bigger than me Although I am not small My mind is wider than me It is full with words and ideas coming and going at a rapid pace Craving more and more of wisdom knowledge and inspiration You know what my mind is telling me right now Peace From within and around Lift My spirit from aboveground Rest My body through meditation and prayers These days I feel like I am living outside my body Spying myself from afar fearing to be seen Hiding behind the trees into the wildest parody Watching myself while feeling a little spleen I want everything to stop just so I can process The world is running at a rhythm i cannot follow I want to create a big-bang easy to digest I want my work to resonate in the darkest shadow And then the earth can spin again at her own pace I'm allowing myself to enter into this new discovery Bringing my heart and mind to recovery Let them go to the places I dared not stay Speak the words I ignored to say Tell the truth of my quest Give it to the world as my bequest And then put myself at rest "And when I'm done no matter where I've been I'll yearn to do it all again" - from The Eternal Lament by 2Pac
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Nov 2, 2016
Nov 2, 2016 at 2:00 PM UTC
My Bequest
I know you cannot have it all in life I know there will always be a void unfulfilled But I want to follow the voice inside I am constantly feeling this way Constantly feeling the void I have an insatiable desire to reach perfection Perfection in my reflection Has it make my flaws magnified? Forcing me only to focus on my distortions And not seeing my abilities I want to listen to my heart For it is my truest self It is telling me something my mind cannot hear I want to see my name on the bookshelf Engraved with ice and fire  for it will never disappear I want to write, draw, color Use my hand as my tool Speak the words of my mind and my soul Touch and bring the spirits to my whirlpool I want something bigger than me Although I am not small My mind is wider than me It is full with words and ideas coming and going at a rapid pace Craving more and more of wisdom knowledge and inspiration You know what my mind is telling me right now Peace From within and around Lift My spirit from aboveground Rest My body through meditation and prayers These days I feel like I am living outside my body Spying myself from afar fearing to be seen Hiding behind the trees into the wildest parody Watching myself while feeling a little spleen I want everything to stop just so I can process The world is running at a rhythm i cannot follow I want to create a big-bang easy to digest I want my work to resonate in the darkest shadow And then the earth can spin again at her own pace I'm allowing myself to enter into this new discovery Bringing my heart and mind to recovery Let them go to the places I dared not stay Speak the words I ignored to say Tell the truth of my quest Give it to the world as my bequest And then put myself at rest "And when I'm done no matter where I've been I'll yearn to do it all again" - from The Eternal Lament by 2Pac
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I see my life flashing before me Red siren, blue siren This fathomless landscape bores me Red siren, blue siren These ****** destroy me Red siren blue siren My God I implore thee Red siren, blue siren To save my life. They pump me full Thump thump Thump thump They always have. So full of drugs and lies That corrode in the past. They pump me full, Right from the vein They drain my blood, With their disdain They chain me down, Right to the bed They shock my heart, Inject my head Bump bump Bump bump This ride from hell, Their eyes so wild My wound does swell, Does swell so large Oh gangrene supreme They shock my heart - Cut out my spleen - The room goes dark, They shock my heart Cut out my spleen. . . Bump bump Thump thump Oh needle people, Sticking me full. Oh needle people, Take me for a fool. Red siren Blue siren I pray unto thee now Red siren Blue siren I call out your name Red siren Blue siren Because to these imbeciles RED SIREN BLUE SIREN My life is just a game RED SIREN BLUE SIREN I pray and I say! RED SIREN BLUE SIREN Have mercy on me! RED SIREN BLUE SIREN As these dogs, They watch me bleed.
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Jan 9, 2014
Jan 9, 2014 at 7:02 PM UTC
Red Siren, Blue Siren (For My Mother)
Argue, if you feel you must, Of matters unresolved, As shades of innuendo Flavour differences devolved. As points of view diverge Despite the rational discourse, And the heat behind the eyes Injects invectiveness’s force. When the fire in the belly Raises tension to extreme And the beads of perspiration On the brow... engage the spleen. Catch your breath for just a moment, Smile into the tiger eyes, Engage the low slung counter punch With a sidestep that belies. Your firm control is of the essence A cool restraint... your mortal tool, You can argue, if you feel you must, But you’ll seem a shallow fool. For your finesse will make the difference In the playing of the hand... To keep a nemesis at bay With your level gaze... as planned. Marshalg Victoria Park Tunnel 5 January 2010
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Jan 5, 2011
Jan 5, 2011 at 7:26 AM UTC
Argue, if you feel you must....
The sea stretches tight on a slight, white horizon unflurried by waves, by the clean, boneache moon. The water rests awhile, passing slowly through the ribs of continents, its deep, deep chest booming with the cries of extinct fish. I am not dead, though the salt has lifted me out and away, its sting green-silver like a safety razor edge. It rubs away chromosomes, the earliest layers of skin and remakes me pale and raw as a baby’s spleen. The land abandons me. The last little fishing vessel returns to its village, bearing upon its sun-slick floor the heft of my cells, my tiny stillborn children. I know I’ll never be a mother; the salinity of my blood has risen steadily these past million years; it itches against my arteries and calcifies in the deeper pockets of my lungs. I tower over grassroots, vivid as a corpuscle, drinking from the local well and dreaming of lysis.
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Jun 18, 2013
Jun 18, 2013 at 12:22 AM UTC
Fossil Mermaid
Spleen by Paul Verlaine loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch The roses were so very red; The ivy, impossibly black. Dear, with a mere a turn of your head, My despair’s flooded back! The sky was too gentle, too blue; The sea, far too windswept and green. Yet I always imagined―or knew― I’d again feel your spleen. Now I'm tired of the glossy waxed holly, Of the shimmering boxwood too, Of the meadowland’s endless folly, When all things, alas, lead to you! Paul-Marie Verlaine (1844-1896) was a French poet and a prominent figure in the Symbolist and Decadent poetry movements. Verlaine has been called "one of the most purely lyrical of French poets."  Keywords/Tags: Verlaine, French, translation, spleen, roses, ivy, despair, sky, sea, blue, green, red, black, holly, boxwood, Arthur Rimbaud Ophélie (“Ophelia”), an Excerpt by Arthur Rimbaud loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch On pitiless black waves unsinking stars abide ... while pale Ophelia, a lethargic lily, drifts by ... Here, tangled in her veils, she floats on the tide ... Far-off, in the woods, we hear the strident bugle’s cry. For a thousand years, or more, sad Ophelia, This albescent phantom, has rocked here, to and fro. For a thousand years, or more, in her gentle folly, Ophelia has rocked here when the night breezes blow. For a thousand years, or more, sad Ophelia, Has passed, an albescent phantom, down this long black river. For a thousand years, or more, in her sweet madness Ophelia has made this river shiver.
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Mar 28, 2020
Mar 28, 2020 at 2:17 AM UTC
Paul Verlaine translation "Spleen"
Spleen by Paul Verlaine loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch The roses were so very red; The ivy, impossibly black. Dear, with a mere a turn of your head, My despair’s flooded back! The sky was too gentle, too blue; The sea, far too windswept and green. Yet I always imagined―or knew― I’d again feel your spleen. Now I'm tired of the glossy waxed holly, Of the shimmering boxwood too, Of the meadowland’s endless folly, When all things, alas, lead to you! Paul-Marie Verlaine (1844-1896) was a French poet and a prominent figure in the Symbolist and Decadent poetry movements. Verlaine has been called "one of the most purely lyrical of French poets."  Keywords/Tags: Verlaine, French, translation, spleen, roses, ivy, despair, sky, sea, blue, green, red, black, holly, boxwood, Arthur Rimbaud Ophélie (“Ophelia”), an Excerpt by Arthur Rimbaud loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch On pitiless black waves unsinking stars abide ... while pale Ophelia, a lethargic lily, drifts by ... Here, tangled in her veils, she floats on the tide ... Far-off, in the woods, we hear the strident bugle’s cry. For a thousand years, or more, sad Ophelia, This albescent phantom, has rocked here, to and fro. For a thousand years, or more, in her gentle folly, Ophelia has rocked here when the night breezes blow. For a thousand years, or more, sad Ophelia, Has passed, an albescent phantom, down this long black river. For a thousand years, or more, in her sweet madness Ophelia has made this river shiver.
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