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"skit" poems
Though perception is interesting, how many was it really, wait, the joker never drank really? did he? **** I forget. um, but I think I recall the riddler had , wait, maybe not. um,, way under the legal limit is below two , but did he, the joker, you know how he is. considering, wait, who was counting those things? what, one and what, oh **** and we... what a **** this kat can be, wait, did he really, run the gauntlet just to show the world , oh **** pull the skit, it is too rich, and he was spotted at the bank earlier speaking of laughing next time he visited. **** writers and those skits. troublesome, and grrr, they forget to keep it clean. lol
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Jul 17, 2015
Jul 17, 2015 at 1:28 AM UTC
Walks on the wild side, while moon walking the two step with you in my heart.
They think I'm "fixed" because of therapy, treatment funny, depression isnt just some skit it's an illness, and no, it doesn't end. Silly you, you think I'm fine you're outside my walls can't cross this line happy on the outside Inside I'm aching to die.
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Dec 18, 2014
Dec 18, 2014 at 12:06 AM UTC
Failure
Blues Haiku Freddie King’s guitar Waits for a big leg woman Fishnets adorn mine Self Portrait LIII Reading street hieroglyphics comfortable in it’s dark caress Buildings like promises Broken and lost The wheels spinning My mp3 jazz loop Sing that skit skat baby The things I tell my pillow makes it blush Self Portrait 54 Weekend Books at half mast Reading a book on Af Am essays Wondering what happened to The ‘Dream” Monday Listening to Bob Segar and Snoop Tatas at attention mode Bopping to the Unemployment office to see a lady about a check and a “Dream Deferred”
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Sep 16, 2012
Sep 16, 2012 at 11:10 AM UTC
3 poems - Blues Haiku Self Portrait LIII Self Portrait 54
in a country bereft of curfew part two of a skit assembled by orphans trades attendance for the applause of angels and skips the clothesmaker’s best scene for another- a secret favorite that has Moses leaving behind an orange soccer ball to be with God in the sobbing blackness of an oven.
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Nov 3, 2013
Nov 3, 2013 at 2:25 PM UTC
bed rest
**Shallow stones skipping across the water careful not to penitrate the surface...maintaining a suave demeanor All to careful demonstrating a perfect front for the crowd, always pleasing... Class clown turns bullying into a comedy skit humiliating the girl in the corner who is homeless...If he only walked a mile in her shoes Thoughtless and unbound acts of the most popular, always shunning the one's whose crowd is smaller Its not easy being the underdog, the less fortunate...outcasted by societys cruel intentions bound from a silver platter**
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Dec 4, 2015
Dec 4, 2015 at 8:25 PM UTC
Outcasted by appearance
Cosplay Human the art or practice of wearing costumes to portray characters from fiction, especially from manga, animation, and science fiction; a skit featuring these costumed characters ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ this cosplay of human we so oft effect, movie projection of shaped variations, semi-firm but mostly pliant, bone not-so-hard-as-we-believe, draped in skins of tissue pre-perforated, we are forms that can last a century, yet shrivel back to fetus in days, for lack of simple water... think human and know simultaneous, billions of earth persona and billions of cells in each *by  for  of - the people,* each masked, each outfitted in uniforms of differentiating gaps more alike, all unique, masses of differences of constructs same, this cosplay is a preeminent miracle... all of us nakedly similar, all naturally defiant of time, all defeated by time, naturally... this skit we play routinely, costumed in a manner similar, yet different, to distinguish ourselves, and mark as group members pretending to vive la différence! what import all this, pretty words that tell us what we know instinctively? just this... I see you perhaps you see me changing my costume not by choice, still do not wear a masque my cells my words, no cosplay, my humanity on parade, my file open to inspection dare you visit the beginning, when passion drove me, the early version, when I was not circumspect, and my poems were passion plays, verifiable truths and cosplay was not part of my vocabulary
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Oct 4, 2014
Oct 4, 2014 at 4:59 PM UTC
Cosplay Human
Cosplay Human the art or practice of wearing costumes to portray characters from fiction, especially from manga, animation, and science fiction; a skit featuring these costumed characters ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ this cosplay of human we so oft effect, movie projection of shaped variations, semi-firm but mostly pliant, bone not-so-hard-as-we-believe, draped in skins of tissue pre-perforated, we are forms that can last a century, yet shrivel back to fetus in days, for lack of simple water... think human and know simultaneous, billions of earth persona and billions of cells in each *by  for  of - the people,* each masked, each outfitted in uniforms of differentiating gaps more alike, all unique, masses of differences of constructs same, this cosplay is a preeminent miracle... all of us nakedly similar, all naturally defiant of time, all defeated by time, naturally... this skit we play routinely, costumed in a manner similar, yet different, to distinguish ourselves, and mark as group members pretending to vive la différence! what import all this, pretty words that tell us what we know instinctively? just this... I see you perhaps you see me changing my costume not by choice, still do not wear a masque my cells my words, no cosplay, my humanity on parade, my file open to inspection dare you visit the beginning, when passion drove me, the early version, when I was not circumspect, and my poems were passion plays, verifiable truths and cosplay was not part of my vocabulary
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A few years ago I was a oddball and it wasn't cool to like twilight or have your uniform tucked into your skit it wasn't cool to have erasers shaped like hello kitty in the ninth grade I was an oddball but I wasn't alone I had a friend my best friend and she was important I was an oddball and I wasn't able to notice whispers and giggles behind my back I was able to notice the loud noises at home but I left them alone sometimes not often enough I was an oddball and my friend decided she had had enough of being associated with that oddball and when I needed her she left to another group of people leaving me alone and suddenly vulnerable I noticed it then a bit too much the giggles in school the loudness at home the silence in my soul the loss of will you didn't shatter me not at all you just shattered a wall I had built to tell myself   that not all people were bad maybe I would just know one or two but you were three and i lost my ability to lie to myself and say everything was alright because it wasn't alright and I couldn't lie and the sadness oh the sadness was a tide a hurricane a tsunami and I was lost in a war within myself I waited so long for someone to save me I waited for an Edward or a Harry or a Dobby anyone anyone at all but no one came and I was alone I was so alone it was depressing and it took me a while to realize that I needed to be my own light in a world of cruelty I had started to drown it was difficult to swim my way out but I did It I became my own light I embraced myself and I still fight sometimes with that darkness the ocean of sadness but I'm helping myself because it's true that in a life of metaphorical darkness you have to be your own light it still hurts some days I still wonder at 12 am why was I not enough because I was sincere and that wasn't enough I was honest, and gentle and that wasn't enough and I still fight sometimes with that darkness that ocean of sadness but I'm helping myself because it's true that in a life of metaphorical darkness you've got to be your own light
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Sep 7, 2014
Sep 7, 2014 at 3:49 PM UTC
Oddball
A few years ago I was a oddball and it wasn't cool to like twilight or have your uniform tucked into your skit it wasn't cool to have erasers shaped like hello kitty in the ninth grade I was an oddball but I wasn't alone I had a friend my best friend and she was important I was an oddball and I wasn't able to notice whispers and giggles behind my back I was able to notice the loud noises at home but I left them alone sometimes not often enough I was an oddball and my friend decided she had had enough of being associated with that oddball and when I needed her she left to another group of people leaving me alone and suddenly vulnerable I noticed it then a bit too much the giggles in school the loudness at home the silence in my soul the loss of will you didn't shatter me not at all you just shattered a wall I had built to tell myself   that not all people were bad maybe I would just know one or two but you were three and i lost my ability to lie to myself and say everything was alright because it wasn't alright and I couldn't lie and the sadness oh the sadness was a tide a hurricane a tsunami and I was lost in a war within myself I waited so long for someone to save me I waited for an Edward or a Harry or a Dobby anyone anyone at all but no one came and I was alone I was so alone it was depressing and it took me a while to realize that I needed to be my own light in a world of cruelty I had started to drown it was difficult to swim my way out but I did It I became my own light I embraced myself and I still fight sometimes with that darkness the ocean of sadness but I'm helping myself because it's true that in a life of metaphorical darkness you have to be your own light it still hurts some days I still wonder at 12 am why was I not enough because I was sincere and that wasn't enough I was honest, and gentle and that wasn't enough and I still fight sometimes with that darkness that ocean of sadness but I'm helping myself because it's true that in a life of metaphorical darkness you've got to be your own light
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Is it cruel to silence a pregnant woman with a dozer Sold their souls to a war criminal's thirst Rationalizing every lies with more of them, so kosher Ask the children died of starvation and thirst Ever felt threatened by the fire they spit Lessons never learned, or was it a skit
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Feb 12, 2024
Feb 12, 2024 at 12:10 PM UTC
Sam and Bibi
I see you from afar Twinkling brightly like a star, As your face lights up Not from the coffee in your cup, I can hear the pitter patter of your heart Faster and faster from the start, As your eyes lock Tick tock, Time stands still Wonder how long till, You're both in each other's arms Exchanging kisses like collector's charms, This sweet embrace Who would have suspected this the case? Two lover's hearts entwined Love's response in kind, No one the wiser to your wit Practiced getaways like the perfect skit, Each day the feeling growing strong Learning each other like the words to your favorite song, And soon I hope the perfect culmination Will arrive to this incantation, Live for each moment in this dreamy existence As you live for each other without pretense... © okpoet
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Feb 24, 2013
Feb 24, 2013 at 3:48 PM UTC
Afar...
If today was my last to experience the torments of this life I wouldn’t fret. This inevitable sadness that I’ve tried with all of me to resist has cloaked my being in fabrics too heavy for me to manage with bare bone. My soul weighed with the garment as I felt my existence bleed as of flesh when kissed passionately with silver blades. I know naught about the cause of this pain but I’ve accepted my role as her prey long ago. Back when time meant enough to me to find the strength to suffice a nightmare, that is, a life not worth living. I dwell in the solitude of moons grace and mask my sorrow with a joyous façade at dawn.   My resilience is routine, a skit that although rehearsed infinite times still hasn’t been perfected.   It seems as though death has become fond of me. Deeming me her next victim I felt her racing through me like cancer. A disconnect some would perceive as brutal I found solace. Swaddled what was left of my soul in her blanketed truth. A sweet submission to the one thing I always knew about life... danielle.a.watson
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Jul 13, 2014
Jul 13, 2014 at 12:51 AM UTC
where my mind is tonight.
The cousin of death is slowing my breath, and has me wondering how much in the tank I have left.  Insatiable emotional depth. Pleasing evenings, some of which I had not slept.  Saw your river, ran to it and leapt.  Stepped along the stony bottom revisiting memories, never forgotten.   Stopped in for a smile but the wood on the bridge was rotten.  Past lifetime I've taken a lot in, but haven't let much out.  The garden that my heart is in is experiencing drought, waiting for a downpour, accompanied by the majesty of a thunderstorm.   And so my soul soaks in the tone of being alone.   Never a dull moment but no hand to hold.   My whole can unfold, unto a page.  It's my key to unlock myself from the cage I felt.  Loosened the belt around my head.  Decompressed the mind many a time, worry free in bed where dread is not an option.  Then the thoughts popped in, Where we were cropped out.  Each of you a beautiful flower bud and I hope to see you sprout, and eventually thrive.  I silenced any negativity, to hear from my inner child that's still alive.  Let go of pride to make amends to the few.  And I wish nothing but love to all my waves have touched, the old and the new.  Now is forever, but at times I have postponed.  Now I find home in where I roam, and loan vibes at no interest.  Hard to see the path solely focused on the finish, but too many instances left the words/actions inconsistent.  Still finding out that i'm so resilient.. I just see an empty pond over yonder, and often ponder on how to fill it.  Thrill through the skill of spontaneity, I must disappear before the lords seek to vanquish me.  Outdoors to explore pastures of grace unseen on this face of the trip, among greenery and sounds astounding.  It always amazes me the situations I am found in.  Now to doze off, for mind and body replenishment.  Power enough within all to create direction to switch the skit.  I just hope we come to fully appreciate the characters that starred in it.
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Jul 2, 2013
Jul 2, 2013 at 2:34 PM UTC
skies of all colors
The cousin of death is slowing my breath, and has me wondering how much in the tank I have left.  Insatiable emotional depth. Pleasing evenings, some of which I had not slept.  Saw your river, ran to it and leapt.  Stepped along the stony bottom revisiting memories, never forgotten.   Stopped in for a smile but the wood on the bridge was rotten.  Past lifetime I've taken a lot in, but haven't let much out.  The garden that my heart is in is experiencing drought, waiting for a downpour, accompanied by the majesty of a thunderstorm.   And so my soul soaks in the tone of being alone.   Never a dull moment but no hand to hold.   My whole can unfold, unto a page.  It's my key to unlock myself from the cage I felt.  Loosened the belt around my head.  Decompressed the mind many a time, worry free in bed where dread is not an option.  Then the thoughts popped in, Where we were cropped out.  Each of you a beautiful flower bud and I hope to see you sprout, and eventually thrive.  I silenced any negativity, to hear from my inner child that's still alive.  Let go of pride to make amends to the few.  And I wish nothing but love to all my waves have touched, the old and the new.  Now is forever, but at times I have postponed.  Now I find home in where I roam, and loan vibes at no interest.  Hard to see the path solely focused on the finish, but too many instances left the words/actions inconsistent.  Still finding out that i'm so resilient.. I just see an empty pond over yonder, and often ponder on how to fill it.  Thrill through the skill of spontaneity, I must disappear before the lords seek to vanquish me.  Outdoors to explore pastures of grace unseen on this face of the trip, among greenery and sounds astounding.  It always amazes me the situations I am found in.  Now to doze off, for mind and body replenishment.  Power enough within all to create direction to switch the skit.  I just hope we come to fully appreciate the characters that starred in it.
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I close my eyes and you are with me. Only we exist together. Your embarace; my safe arms around you, penetrates our souls. You look into my eyes and I exist because of you. My heart beats for yours. The poisonous air is cleansed and is sweet, there is spring beneath my feet. I'd become religious, just to pray, we feel like this, every day. So my lord, some heavenly being, I thank you; now and forever, for making this dream com wonderfully true. I cherrish and love with utter devotion, holding hands and smiling sweetly, or under the covers, love in motion. With my life, heart, mind, body and soul, I commit, to this, wonderful angel, and end my skit; for words are always of a plenty, but in comparison, seemingly empty, for nothing written can describe, the tingles emitted from your eyes, the touch of your skin against mine... This ruddy waffling's a sign... Head over feet, a love so devine, A feeling so proud that you say "he is mine". X
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Aug 15, 2012
Aug 15, 2012 at 5:59 PM UTC
1am
I am having a hard time. It's my mind, and the world it defines. Blinded by rules and regulations written by those that don't know us, and don't care. The only vulnerability most of us know is when our body's bare.. I too almost forgot how to share. What you see in the mirror is nothin meant to be compared. Weeks are consumed $pending time, for the acquisition of wealth. Months fly by and you start to wonder about the deterioration of your health. These toxic chemicals are cheap, ever flowing addictions resulting in dependencies.  Simple actions can turn into deadly tendencies.  Pharmaceuticals outweigh compassion by a number I can't fathom. Instead of knee-jerk reactions, let's seek to satisfy our passions.  I finally got a mic to record, but I am sick, and my voice is hoarse. I wonder about these humans and their senseless wars. We've been conditioned to unlearn the natural laws of love. It's so easy to think we are singular separate entities from the sky that shines above. We are not alone, and beyond our shells we are always home. We see the world not for what it is, but how we are. When you look up tonight, remember you are that bright, beautiful star. Upon writing this I felt so low. My dear sister hit me up and a smile started to show. I want to cry, and exercise my body to maximize this plane's time. This is just another example of how I release and thrive through the art of rhyme.  So I call this, the illusion of pain and isolation; because initially I was only focused on my frustrations - self-projected hallucinations with no sense of destination.  Breathe your dreams into contemplation within every moment you're facing.  Words enter the frame that can maintain a state of hypnotic paralysis.  Rocks ripple our waters but we can calm our reflective surface.  Blow a kiss, feel the bliss and see purpose in your skit.  Think of the universe when you hurt, because without you, this doesn't exist.
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Aug 6, 2015
Aug 6, 2015 at 10:15 PM UTC
The illusion of pain and isolation
I am having a hard time. It's my mind, and the world it defines. Blinded by rules and regulations written by those that don't know us, and don't care. The only vulnerability most of us know is when our body's bare.. I too almost forgot how to share. What you see in the mirror is nothin meant to be compared. Weeks are consumed $pending time, for the acquisition of wealth. Months fly by and you start to wonder about the deterioration of your health. These toxic chemicals are cheap, ever flowing addictions resulting in dependencies.  Simple actions can turn into deadly tendencies.  Pharmaceuticals outweigh compassion by a number I can't fathom. Instead of knee-jerk reactions, let's seek to satisfy our passions.  I finally got a mic to record, but I am sick, and my voice is hoarse. I wonder about these humans and their senseless wars. We've been conditioned to unlearn the natural laws of love. It's so easy to think we are singular separate entities from the sky that shines above. We are not alone, and beyond our shells we are always home. We see the world not for what it is, but how we are. When you look up tonight, remember you are that bright, beautiful star. Upon writing this I felt so low. My dear sister hit me up and a smile started to show. I want to cry, and exercise my body to maximize this plane's time. This is just another example of how I release and thrive through the art of rhyme.  So I call this, the illusion of pain and isolation; because initially I was only focused on my frustrations - self-projected hallucinations with no sense of destination.  Breathe your dreams into contemplation within every moment you're facing.  Words enter the frame that can maintain a state of hypnotic paralysis.  Rocks ripple our waters but we can calm our reflective surface.  Blow a kiss, feel the bliss and see purpose in your skit.  Think of the universe when you hurt, because without you, this doesn't exist.
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lost my heart in the circular realm when I think of anything it sounds like a drugged up contradiction, that never was and never will it's like I'm Dead. In this vacuum presumed Dead. who I know , who I knew the people that helped me grow, are never recycled as new. I keep writing these lines of my poetry mind that to everyone else looks twisted and lied like my mind is corrupt and they knew all along exactly what's up. What I know for sure is that nothing is for sure But someone's said that before, so I guess I'm a fake unless I discover something new, something blue, something old, nothing at all, it's absurd it's fool's gold it's an unreality from the line of a sonnet written on a vanishing moon. it's like I'm Dead. My dead ancestors have taken up all the juice for my parade. I'm left a charade; a skit; half-hearted & unfit it's like I'm Dead. My obsessions say it all You know the reasons the buzzes and the contrite liaisons. You knew all along the undead song sang to the soldiers whose lives are ****** war zones You know my cellophane you've seen it televised live from every side, and on every dead celebrity whose tragedy was pied.
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Dec 12, 2012
Dec 12, 2012 at 11:33 PM UTC
Celebrity Zombie
Pressed send and again I feel so far away, Disconnected to loved ones I could only hope would stay. So much energy given, the focus always leaves myself. Caught in the waves of everything, if only I could ask for help. I could, but I don't even know what to say Wouldn't want you to waste your time, seeing as you already have a full tray. Sorry if I can't muster a full smile, but I'll still wish you a good day. I can be here, but disappear, into imagination - I stray. I'm so cold my words are mostly untold my back reminds me I'm getting old throughout life I was too often scolded everyone thought I would be so easily molded Bent backwards, I had eventually folded. The stories are remembered, but not that I told it This is why I write, to keep track of this whole skit My heart is for you, you can leave behind the dull crypt I always hold on until it's pulled, and I slip, Back into my dark caverns only to  hear the occasional water drip All I wanted was a type of unconditional love, someone who wanted me in their grip But after all, this life is one long trip, You fall, and get back up Each instance hurts, after all you're a human with a cup. Half the contents are there, yet, still wondering which way's down and which way's up. Diamond in the rough, lost at sea Maybe I'll see you where the sky meets the trees I whispered your name, into the breeze Just always remember that I love you, please My body just wants to crumble with every exhale Dying to release
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Jan 27, 2014
Jan 27, 2014 at 1:19 AM UTC
A prison no one can see
Sometimes I've had about enough All these ******* buttercups Puckering up At the first scent of gruff It's disruptive To my mustering I mean Must we Smother trouble out of **** Must we malfunction Into a skit A script Skipp-ed To laugh tracks Pre-writ Until the last laughs Where the curtains close To fading claps All the cards Are all on the floor Little adorable torturers Peering through the doors Afforded by our tor-mentors Over it We will get Even get on with it Cuz all of this This is that and that is this Is ******* ridiculous Is worthless It is foulness in its stench The bowels of our regret Unkempt and ****** It's ******** soaked in **** Where the credits never roll And the patrons only stroll On outta here for a beer And a night on the town And all this Flapping of the gums And slathering of spit Is glossing over my **** And it's all we will ever get If we would just submit Wipe the sand from our ***** And remove the ******* sticks We might find We have loosened up a bit Just don't be such a little ***** And other inflammatory **** [That's it]
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Nov 1, 2013
Nov 1, 2013 at 12:11 AM UTC
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Hypothetical situations can cause pseudo-realizations Sheer demonstrations of fantasies that fluctuate from the different poles. Everyone in this skit is scrambling around trying to figure out their roles. Reading "The Power of Now" I'm being taught how, To even further embrace the moment and be at peace. Sometimes though, Sometimes the movie in my head can make for a blissful release. The trick is to bridge the self-inflicted anxiety gap, To put your mind at ease. Shut down it's power to conjure, and find a stillness where the chatter retreats silently. I've been blind to see the difference between what's real and fallacy before, But now I'm closing my mind and opening my heart to find what's truly in store. No score to be kept, with overwhelming success. Doesn't matter creed, gender, or even your address. Find solitude in the ever-expanding mansion that is the universe. Our never-ending story is now, so there's no real need to rehearse. Growing up I've always thought life was much better with how it is in dreams. Still maturing, but I think I'm finally learning, To just Be Appreciate what is, and even what I can not yet perceive. While not knowing can be more complex than it seems, You can always trust, that there's beauty in a mystery
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May 8, 2013
May 8, 2013 at 7:20 PM UTC
The Imagi Nation
Didn’t I mean it? Or wasn’t I serious just a bit When I warned of the gruesome pit Ahead and soon they would hit Was I performing a funny skit? The day they refused to admit That joining would bring no benefit Just pain and no profit The best option was to quit But they wanted to wait And see as they are used as bait I can do nothing now but sit Because I told them. They are now quiet Full of reckoning and regret Wishing they listened I bet That to stop a fired bullet You must require a metal jacket; Before you meet a pickpocket Your wallet is not stolen yet My words they needed not interpret Either that they did not get Or they simply chose to forget When I blew a warning trumpet I know that am not a prophet Just a pen-and-paper poet But I told them.
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Jun 23, 2012
Jun 23, 2012 at 5:29 AM UTC
I TOLD THEM
One-fifty-two a.m. Eleven beers. Almost a liter of ***** I really should be going to bed. **** I should have gone to bed hours ago... Maybe one more beer will help me hold on. Does this couch just feel that much better than my bed? Or maybe it has something to do with these antibiotics I’ve been mixing with excessive amounts of alcohol? Maybe? Just maybe I don’t want to get better -- -- to feel better. Maybe I want this flu to consume me and swallow me whole. If that won’t work perhaps I really do want to drown in distilled potatoes and fermented wheat barley hops Is it possible –- isn’t it? What the hell do I want? Do I even know anymore? I know I wanted you. I wanted you more than anything. You were wearing a real short skit, and I had a real short fuse. For sure it was a bad combination... ...but that don’t make it a good excuse. When the dust settled I guess we both realized that neither of us would ever see the sun again... ...not as long as we were chained together. God-fucking-dammit! Why does everything I write turn out to be about you? Why? Why do I still think about that one night when we were outside in the rain, when you told me that I looked just like James Dean? Why? I wish then I would have told you that it doesn’t mean a ******* thing... ...because with the lights out babe, every girl is Marilyn Monroe. Not just you. I used to hope that when this was over you’d still remember me. But now that it’s over I can’t stand the fact that I can’t stop thinking about you. Two-oh-nine a.m. Christ, I really should be going to bed. Maybe I’ll be able to forget you then -- -- maybe you’ll stop polluting every decent thing I try to write. I doubt it though. I get the feeling you’ll be sticking to my ribs and hanging on my heartstrings for a while to come. Hopefully one day someday soon I’ll finally be done with you. And at last I’ll finally see the truth -- We were just two dumb kids with jealous hearts that ******* fell apart when bombs explode.
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Dec 30, 2013
Dec 30, 2013 at 8:31 PM UTC
bombs
One-fifty-two a.m. Eleven beers. Almost a liter of ***** I really should be going to bed. **** I should have gone to bed hours ago... Maybe one more beer will help me hold on. Does this couch just feel that much better than my bed? Or maybe it has something to do with these antibiotics I’ve been mixing with excessive amounts of alcohol? Maybe? Just maybe I don’t want to get better -- -- to feel better. Maybe I want this flu to consume me and swallow me whole. If that won’t work perhaps I really do want to drown in distilled potatoes and fermented wheat barley hops Is it possible –- isn’t it? What the hell do I want? Do I even know anymore? I know I wanted you. I wanted you more than anything. You were wearing a real short skit, and I had a real short fuse. For sure it was a bad combination... ...but that don’t make it a good excuse. When the dust settled I guess we both realized that neither of us would ever see the sun again... ...not as long as we were chained together. God-fucking-dammit! Why does everything I write turn out to be about you? Why? Why do I still think about that one night when we were outside in the rain, when you told me that I looked just like James Dean? Why? I wish then I would have told you that it doesn’t mean a ******* thing... ...because with the lights out babe, every girl is Marilyn Monroe. Not just you. I used to hope that when this was over you’d still remember me. But now that it’s over I can’t stand the fact that I can’t stop thinking about you. Two-oh-nine a.m. Christ, I really should be going to bed. Maybe I’ll be able to forget you then -- -- maybe you’ll stop polluting every decent thing I try to write. I doubt it though. I get the feeling you’ll be sticking to my ribs and hanging on my heartstrings for a while to come. Hopefully one day someday soon I’ll finally be done with you. And at last I’ll finally see the truth -- We were just two dumb kids with jealous hearts that ******* fell apart when bombs explode.
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(Skit includes Laurie, Howard, Shari and Matthew). Laurie wakes up extra early to prepare a gourmet breakfast buffet with Shari and Matthew. As they all arrive to meet each other in the darkness, Laurie trips and falls over Matthew. In an instant, she comes tumbling down on Matthew. Shari ran to turn on the kitchen lights. LAURIE: Where’s my glasses? I can’t see! SHARI: Found them mom. Shari goes to hand mom her reading glasses. MATTHEW: Well, she’s broken her glasses and broken my back… Time to start the party. SHARI: I’ll get the recipe book. MATTHEW: I’ll get the icepack. LAURIE: Matt, I’m fine; there’s no need to worry. MATTHEW: Oh, thank God you’re okay! I am so glad; yup… So now there’s ice for only one, right? Shari laughed from the dining room. SHARI: Here’s the book. So we can make a simple egg omelet, which may not be the best idea, or pancakes with a side a various fruits. Ooh, that one sounds good, with a side of coffee. LAURIE: How about eggs and bacon. SHARI: Umm, that’s a tasteful thought, but dad’s trying to stay off the fatty foods for a while. LAURIE: Oh, c’mon; it’s Father’s Day. He does so much for us. SHARI: Alright. One cheese omelet with a side of bacon coming up. MATTHEW: Ha-ha. Girl, you should be a chef. LAURIE: A breakfast in bed idea sounds great. Let’s try it. MATTHEW: Just don’t drop the food. SHARI: She won’t Matt. MATTHEW: Just making sure. Five minutes later, as we all got the ingredients out, we began cooking the eggs. Once they were brown and crispy, we took the first egg out and began cooking a couple more. Shari started on the bacon. Once it was oily and cooked, Matt began making the coffee. LAURIE: All finished. Good work guys. Lets bring it up to Howard. SHARI: I’m so excited! MATTHEW: Thrilled here too! Laurie, Shari and Matt tiptoed upstairs, being in total darkness again. This wasn’t the brightest idea for them though. They walk into the bedroom still in the dark. Shari quickly turned on the light. LAURIE, SHARI AND MATTHEW: Happy Father’s Day dad! Howard awoke abruptly from a nightmare and accidentally knocked the plate that Laurie was carrying, out of her hands. The plate hit her in the nose and she fell backwards, falling on Shari and Matthew again. HOWARD: Holy crapola… You scared the living daylights out of me at… Howard looks at the clock HOWARD: Seven o’clock in the morning! SHARI: But we have, or had a breakfast in bed for you. HOWARD: I appreciate this, but there’s cheese on my carpet now! LAURIE; mop! [End of play]
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Feb 18, 2013
Feb 18, 2013 at 1:59 PM UTC
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(Skit includes Laurie, Howard, Shari and Matthew). Laurie wakes up extra early to prepare a gourmet breakfast buffet with Shari and Matthew. As they all arrive to meet each other in the darkness, Laurie trips and falls over Matthew. In an instant, she comes tumbling down on Matthew. Shari ran to turn on the kitchen lights. LAURIE: Where’s my glasses? I can’t see! SHARI: Found them mom. Shari goes to hand mom her reading glasses. MATTHEW: Well, she’s broken her glasses and broken my back… Time to start the party. SHARI: I’ll get the recipe book. MATTHEW: I’ll get the icepack. LAURIE: Matt, I’m fine; there’s no need to worry. MATTHEW: Oh, thank God you’re okay! I am so glad; yup… So now there’s ice for only one, right? Shari laughed from the dining room. SHARI: Here’s the book. So we can make a simple egg omelet, which may not be the best idea, or pancakes with a side a various fruits. Ooh, that one sounds good, with a side of coffee. LAURIE: How about eggs and bacon. SHARI: Umm, that’s a tasteful thought, but dad’s trying to stay off the fatty foods for a while. LAURIE: Oh, c’mon; it’s Father’s Day. He does so much for us. SHARI: Alright. One cheese omelet with a side of bacon coming up. MATTHEW: Ha-ha. Girl, you should be a chef. LAURIE: A breakfast in bed idea sounds great. Let’s try it. MATTHEW: Just don’t drop the food. SHARI: She won’t Matt. MATTHEW: Just making sure. Five minutes later, as we all got the ingredients out, we began cooking the eggs. Once they were brown and crispy, we took the first egg out and began cooking a couple more. Shari started on the bacon. Once it was oily and cooked, Matt began making the coffee. LAURIE: All finished. Good work guys. Lets bring it up to Howard. SHARI: I’m so excited! MATTHEW: Thrilled here too! Laurie, Shari and Matt tiptoed upstairs, being in total darkness again. This wasn’t the brightest idea for them though. They walk into the bedroom still in the dark. Shari quickly turned on the light. LAURIE, SHARI AND MATTHEW: Happy Father’s Day dad! Howard awoke abruptly from a nightmare and accidentally knocked the plate that Laurie was carrying, out of her hands. The plate hit her in the nose and she fell backwards, falling on Shari and Matthew again. HOWARD: Holy crapola… You scared the living daylights out of me at… Howard looks at the clock HOWARD: Seven o’clock in the morning! SHARI: But we have, or had a breakfast in bed for you. HOWARD: I appreciate this, but there’s cheese on my carpet now! LAURIE; mop! [End of play]
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unlit bare stage 2 voices VOICE 1 (hollers) everything! VOICE 2 nothing VOICE 1 (yells louder) everything! VOICE 2 (speaking volume fading) nothing VOICE 1 (screaming jubilantly) everything! VOICE 2 (whispers) nothing VOICE 1 (earsplitting blare) everything! VOICE 2 (silent)
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Sep 3, 2010
Sep 3, 2010 at 9:42 AM UTC
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‘Twas a normal Sunday morning In the town of Maryville No person knew what was to come Or whom that man would **** Rev’rend Winters read his sermon And preached ‘bout happiness They heard a pop, and then a click; A shot went through his chest. The gunman got the bible first The book turned to confetti The congregation was aghast They thought this skit was petty. Then they learned the awful truth Their reverend was shot dead Two men dragged the murderer down To ensure he had not fled. ‘Twas a tragic day in Maryville For those who made it out They keep those who didn’t in their prayers And for that there is no doubt.
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Apr 6, 2010
Apr 6, 2010 at 6:48 PM UTC
Death Day
The intelligent observer says; 'Isn't it curious how their shrill centers round this phantom love affair' You mean the 'Pick on a **** psychos, them paid hire a hooligan mob uk racists criminals Yes, I dare say, they write chapter and verse about some one you never even kissed, some one who is just another pawn, a poor victim of circumstance. caught in a web unknown to her. Yeah, I do feel sorry for the poor thing The sad thing though with these backwards racists and their devotees....hahaha...more their victims perhaps is how hate governs minds and the psychology behind it all. It all stems from ***** Envy and fear, yes, its really as basic and simply as that. They hate you and do all these imbecilic nonsense because they really feel threatened by you. This love angle skit they play is Freudian. Your big manhood emasculate them, your standing challenges them and you reflect that, which they can never be. Do you know their greatest fear has become seeing you use that 'fearsome weapon' they know how effective it is and how they don't compare. That's why they get their jollies from manufacturing a situation and then opposing it. Creating delusions to absolve their complexes. Typical Narcissistic ****** behavior. Why are you laughing, do you know how many unfortunate black men have died because of this, ***** envy kills Hahaha...I should get a tee-shirt with that slogan on You're not taking this very serious, are you? No, I don't take things beneath CONTEMPT seriously.... Let's feel sorry for them, why should I give head space to *******
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May 1, 2019
May 1, 2019 at 8:24 AM UTC
That Conversation.........
The intelligent observer says; 'Isn't it curious how their shrill centers round this phantom love affair' You mean the 'Pick on a **** psychos, them paid hire a hooligan mob uk racists criminals Yes, I dare say, they write chapter and verse about some one you never even kissed, some one who is just another pawn, a poor victim of circumstance. caught in a web unknown to her. Yeah, I do feel sorry for the poor thing The sad thing though with these backwards racists and their devotees....hahaha...more their victims perhaps is how hate governs minds and the psychology behind it all. It all stems from ***** Envy and fear, yes, its really as basic and simply as that. They hate you and do all these imbecilic nonsense because they really feel threatened by you. This love angle skit they play is Freudian. Your big manhood emasculate them, your standing challenges them and you reflect that, which they can never be. Do you know their greatest fear has become seeing you use that 'fearsome weapon' they know how effective it is and how they don't compare. That's why they get their jollies from manufacturing a situation and then opposing it. Creating delusions to absolve their complexes. Typical Narcissistic ****** behavior. Why are you laughing, do you know how many unfortunate black men have died because of this, ***** envy kills Hahaha...I should get a tee-shirt with that slogan on You're not taking this very serious, are you? No, I don't take things beneath CONTEMPT seriously.... Let's feel sorry for them, why should I give head space to *******
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False emotions run adrift putting on quite a skit. Lies and truths no longer plain. Nothing is left at all the same. Everything falls apart left with little to restart. This love game was cruel to all forcing one to make the call. Throw in the towels on this tragic match. Shut the lid, lock the latch. Hide away everything you had. Left to feel both lonely and mad.
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Jun 12, 2011
Jun 12, 2011 at 12:10 PM UTC
Falling Apart