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can we just watch the 3 stooges for the rest of our lives or at least the rest of tonight and just forget about all the ****** things that have been happening? can you sleep over next weekend and i can make you breakfast in the morning and you won’t complain about my morning breath of coffee and cigarettes? and we could totally forget about all this bullshit.. i don’t care anymore. i’m 21 and i still want a jawbreaker tattoo. i don’t even know how long they’ve been broken up for. yeah jets to brazil are ******* rad but nothing will ever compare to 24 hour revenge therapy. you like the simpsons? i love the simpsons. just stay tonight. please just stay forever.
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Jul 8, 2014
Jul 8, 2014 at 5:28 AM UTC
get ****** #1
On the first day of Christmas Old Rupert gave to me Papers full of right wing bull **** On the second day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing bull **** On the third day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me ****** tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing bull **** On the fourth day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me high price for comedy channels, ****** tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing bull **** On the fifth day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me pay rises for Wall Street, high price for comedy channels, ****** tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing bull **** On the sixth day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me copyright enfringements, pay rises for Wall Street, high price for comedy channels , ****** tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing bull **** On the seventh day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me FOX FOX FOX, copy right enfringements, pay rises for Wall Street, high price for comedy channels, ****** tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing bull **** On the eighth day of Christmas Old Rupert gave to me world news in the eyes of the rich, FOX FOX FOX, copyright enfringements, pay rises for Wall Street, high price for comedy channels, ****** tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing bull **** On the ninth day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me expensive live sports events, world news in the eyes of the rich, FOX FOX FOX, copyright enfringements, pay rises for Wall Street, high price for comedy channels, ****** tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing bull **** On the tenth day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me problems with channel 10, expensive live sports events, world news in the eyes of the rich, FOX FOX FOX,copyright enfringements, pay rises for Wall Street, high price for comedy channels, ****** tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing bull **** On the eleventh day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me lots of canned laughter, problems with channel 10, expensive live sports events, world news in the eyes of the rich, FOX FOX FOX, copyright enfringements, pay rises for Wall Street, high prices for comedy channels,crappy tabloid journalism, no more free to air systems and papers full of right wing bull **** On the twelfth day of Christmas Old Rupert gave to me trying to put a cost on YouTube, lots of canned laughter, problems with channel 10, expensive live sports events, world news in the eyes of the rich, FOX FOX FOX, copyright enfringements, pay rises for Wall Street, high prices for comedy channels, ****** tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing bull **** And that is the pain we suffer under Rupert
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Nov 12, 2017
Nov 12, 2017 at 12:10 AM UTC
what rupert will give us for christmas
On the first day of Christmas Old Rupert gave to me Papers full of right wing bull **** On the second day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing bull **** On the third day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me ****** tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing bull **** On the fourth day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me high price for comedy channels, ****** tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing bull **** On the fifth day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me pay rises for Wall Street, high price for comedy channels, ****** tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing bull **** On the sixth day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me copyright enfringements, pay rises for Wall Street, high price for comedy channels , ****** tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing bull **** On the seventh day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me FOX FOX FOX, copy right enfringements, pay rises for Wall Street, high price for comedy channels, ****** tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing bull **** On the eighth day of Christmas Old Rupert gave to me world news in the eyes of the rich, FOX FOX FOX, copyright enfringements, pay rises for Wall Street, high price for comedy channels, ****** tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing bull **** On the ninth day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me expensive live sports events, world news in the eyes of the rich, FOX FOX FOX, copyright enfringements, pay rises for Wall Street, high price for comedy channels, ****** tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing bull **** On the tenth day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me problems with channel 10, expensive live sports events, world news in the eyes of the rich, FOX FOX FOX,copyright enfringements, pay rises for Wall Street, high price for comedy channels, ****** tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing bull **** On the eleventh day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me lots of canned laughter, problems with channel 10, expensive live sports events, world news in the eyes of the rich, FOX FOX FOX, copyright enfringements, pay rises for Wall Street, high prices for comedy channels,crappy tabloid journalism, no more free to air systems and papers full of right wing bull **** On the twelfth day of Christmas Old Rupert gave to me trying to put a cost on YouTube, lots of canned laughter, problems with channel 10, expensive live sports events, world news in the eyes of the rich, FOX FOX FOX, copyright enfringements, pay rises for Wall Street, high prices for comedy channels, ****** tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing bull **** And that is the pain we suffer under Rupert
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god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob you see god triumphs all over poor bob you see today bob was going to the local bowling alley to reform the messiah, you see this person believes he is the messiah, and his mate brian was annoying the pants off him by every time he got a strike, brian copies TV, saying, yes, there is a GOD, about 100 times and drove the messiah nuts, saying why are you saying this, then brian got another strike and said it again, yes, there is a god, and the next miss, brian will say 100 times , no there isn’t a god brian never offended the messiah, but he said, yes there is a god, or no there isn’t a god about 100 times and at the end when brian got 182 as his bowling score, brian yelled out, yes, there is a god up there and when someone got the same score, he said, there is no god, it still drove the messiah nuts and bob delahunty said, why are you saying he drives you nuts, he is a family person, you can learn a lot from brian, and brian sang we are the champions, the messiah left going god is the devil, and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob GOD THE DEVIL AND THE MIGHTY BOB bob delahunty wanted to understand the messiah, so he made brian and the messiah go to a ACT Brumbies game and brian filled with the simpsons lines in his head, went go brumbies, go brumbies, and when they dropped the ball brian yelled out we stink we stink we stink, and it happened again, the brumbies ran up the field with brian saying go brumbies go brumbies go brumbies go, and they dropped the ball, and brian said we stink we stink we stink and the messiah, who has bionic hearing said, the two islanders behind us, said, why does he keep doing that and brian said, he was copying frankie j holden on TV, or trying to be the GOOFY homer simpson, which to brian’s opinion is cool, it was the messiah that has the problem, and the messiah walked away saying god is the devil and the devil is brian god is the devil and the devil is brian god is the devil and the devil is brian god the devil and annoying old brian and then bob delahunty decided to follow brian and the messiah around, and it seemed brian had a point every time the messiah had problems, he would yell out, GOD DOESN’T WANT ME TO HAVE ******* FUN EVER IN MY LIFE and the messiah would say that again and again, saying god doesn’t want me to that or this or every fucken thing you see, the messiah wanted to live with some old soccer mates, better than brian because he was a total ****** and brian said, i am not a ****** i am trying to be nice to you, allowing to go to the coast together, and to the movies and you still say, and making me say god doesn’t want me to have fun ever in my life, and bob gave brian the messiahs drug to help him beat the ****** in him, and stop that silly thing to say of god doesn’t want me to do that, it forced brian’s best school mate ripping into brian’s head after hearing he is a buddhist, saying sit there, buddha doesn’t want you to go on the computer and i told that voice, buddha wants me to join the next generation, which is better than being a ****** saying, if i eat a banana god will punnish my family, and force people into rioting with one another, brian knows they wanna party, and bob told the messiah, the way to make you better dear child, is split this friendship, ok, so the messiah walked away singing god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is god god is the devil and the devil is god GOD THE DEVIL AND MY MATE OLD CHUM BOB god is the devil and the devil is god god is the devil and the devil is god god is the devil and the devil is bob god the devil and BUDDHA AND THE JEWS, makes bobs day really complete
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Feb 17, 2015
Feb 17, 2015 at 3:57 AM UTC
god the devil and bob meets the messiah and brian
god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob you see god triumphs all over poor bob you see today bob was going to the local bowling alley to reform the messiah, you see this person believes he is the messiah, and his mate brian was annoying the pants off him by every time he got a strike, brian copies TV, saying, yes, there is a GOD, about 100 times and drove the messiah nuts, saying why are you saying this, then brian got another strike and said it again, yes, there is a god, and the next miss, brian will say 100 times , no there isn’t a god brian never offended the messiah, but he said, yes there is a god, or no there isn’t a god about 100 times and at the end when brian got 182 as his bowling score, brian yelled out, yes, there is a god up there and when someone got the same score, he said, there is no god, it still drove the messiah nuts and bob delahunty said, why are you saying he drives you nuts, he is a family person, you can learn a lot from brian, and brian sang we are the champions, the messiah left going god is the devil, and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob GOD THE DEVIL AND THE MIGHTY BOB bob delahunty wanted to understand the messiah, so he made brian and the messiah go to a ACT Brumbies game and brian filled with the simpsons lines in his head, went go brumbies, go brumbies, and when they dropped the ball brian yelled out we stink we stink we stink, and it happened again, the brumbies ran up the field with brian saying go brumbies go brumbies go brumbies go, and they dropped the ball, and brian said we stink we stink we stink and the messiah, who has bionic hearing said, the two islanders behind us, said, why does he keep doing that and brian said, he was copying frankie j holden on TV, or trying to be the GOOFY homer simpson, which to brian’s opinion is cool, it was the messiah that has the problem, and the messiah walked away saying god is the devil and the devil is brian god is the devil and the devil is brian god is the devil and the devil is brian god the devil and annoying old brian and then bob delahunty decided to follow brian and the messiah around, and it seemed brian had a point every time the messiah had problems, he would yell out, GOD DOESN’T WANT ME TO HAVE ******* FUN EVER IN MY LIFE and the messiah would say that again and again, saying god doesn’t want me to that or this or every fucken thing you see, the messiah wanted to live with some old soccer mates, better than brian because he was a total ****** and brian said, i am not a ****** i am trying to be nice to you, allowing to go to the coast together, and to the movies and you still say, and making me say god doesn’t want me to have fun ever in my life, and bob gave brian the messiahs drug to help him beat the ****** in him, and stop that silly thing to say of god doesn’t want me to do that, it forced brian’s best school mate ripping into brian’s head after hearing he is a buddhist, saying sit there, buddha doesn’t want you to go on the computer and i told that voice, buddha wants me to join the next generation, which is better than being a ****** saying, if i eat a banana god will punnish my family, and force people into rioting with one another, brian knows they wanna party, and bob told the messiah, the way to make you better dear child, is split this friendship, ok, so the messiah walked away singing god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is god god is the devil and the devil is god GOD THE DEVIL AND MY MATE OLD CHUM BOB god is the devil and the devil is god god is the devil and the devil is god god is the devil and the devil is bob god the devil and BUDDHA AND THE JEWS, makes bobs day really complete
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Grim drops slowly through the window His front door's broken, the lock is gone On the way home from school he saw an omen It told him tonight would be long. Grim shouts his mother get your lazy **** over here And Grim shouts his father get in here and bring me a beer. Grim drops his schoolbag and walks to the kitchen And plonks down a beer on the table for father to drink With his TV show watching the Simpsons As mother lies hazily under the influence Grim leaks slowly up the staircase Into his room with the chain on the door He pours himself into bed, lies on his back He looks at the clock and he's sure Eleven eleven, it's one one one one It's the omen his demons have told him about Wish on a star they said, and if that doesn't work Wait til the clock pulls you out of all doubt. Grim waits for nightfall He doesn't have dinner He's been getting thinner But no one has seen. He seeps from the bedroom Down stairs and through hallways He knows he is going where he hasn't been. Grim please don't do it his friends would all say (If he had any friends but he doesn't) You know teachers despair of him Teenagers laugh at him Old ladies scared of him GO ****** GO Grim sets his face to determined He runs down the path to the cliff He launches himself from the edge and he flies For a wonderful moment A heartrending moment A glorious screamingly awesomest moment And then... Then all is Grim.
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Jun 23, 2015
Jun 23, 2015 at 11:24 AM UTC
Grim
once a collage hung on a wide white wall   with monochrome photos of   all creatures great and small   Dali juxtaposed with Doris Day, LBJ atop JFK, and Joe DiMaggio, grinning Frankenstein and frowning Frank Sinatra, not far below Hemingway, Groucho Marx, Marlon Brando   occupying three of four corners, the bottom right a curious cat, in stretched repose dead center, a cracked crucifix and four Beatles all, Paul the biggest with the cross crowning his frame     a Corvette, and Stalin in his tomb   were also given ample room, on this black and white piece of art   as were ****** Cleaver, with cap, Jimi Hendrix with axe   another three score and a couple more, completed this cacophony of sight, but absent were J. Bieber, Beyonce, any of the Simpsons of Fox fame, revealing the artist of this gray masterpiece   was blissfully blind to cyber sacrilege, Steve Job’s toys, and the lost soul of Lindsey Lohan
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Jan 17, 2015
Jan 17, 2015 at 5:21 PM UTC
Dali, Alfred E. Newman, and Geronimo
It’s not okay,  that your friends came to ask me what my name is, and then they tell me that you love me. I don’t I will never understand how you just like someone without even knowing the basics of them. You stupid person, I am trying not to judge you, but are a immature little **** Who thinks getting facebook display picture with shades and ultra attitude quotes is cool, But I don’t like south park, I’m a Simpsons person, you have liked this page called I hate books, Well, honey I am nothing without books, you like to quote Eminem’s old song, "hello people of the earth, look at me, I am the boss", funny how that’s you only rapper you know you peon, And I don’t like dragon ball z, what are we in class 5 again? You have like 1000 friends on facebook, which screams desperate to me And I don’t want to be ****** and rude, but you could have told me yourself, that like me or any alternative, I didn’t want to hear that from all your friends giggling at me the weird way, you could have manned up a bit ; It’s sad to me you actually don’t understand the meaning of girlfriend, you think they are for a week only and to boast about it to your friends that you have got a senior girlfriend That the most funniest thing is that you are only a year younger than me but how it feels like to me that you are 3 years younger, and to add to that, You think you are such a stud, well you look like **** news flash.
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Aug 1, 2013
Aug 1, 2013 at 9:33 AM UTC
Little coward.
He promised me an everlasting love, And a life full of dreams and wishes, Instead I've got a load of washing, And a sink full of ***** dishes, He promised me a romantic dinner, New dress and my hair in wisps, Instead I've got me jarmie's on, With a can and cheese and onion crisps, He promised me a dozen roses, And choccie's in a box, Instead it's a bunch of daffodils, And a pair of Simpsons socks, He promised me a lovely house, With sweeping gardens serene, Instead I've got a council flat, But my wheelie bins are green, He promised me a spa weekend, His time in me invested, We ended up in the local pub, At the end of the night, arrested, But after all is said and done, Were stuck together like glue, We haven't got material things, But the love we have is true.
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Feb 13, 2014
Feb 13, 2014 at 7:05 PM UTC
Promised
your words make me cold and it's because i'm writing about you that things seem so deep can maybe we can restart but i'm loving the new scars you left on the outside of my skin fit like a glove on my hand and deep inside i want to get a tattoo with a phrase or two that you've said to maybe make myself sober
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Sep 18, 2017
Sep 18, 2017 at 7:21 AM UTC
sad simpsons got me like
Dear pops 1) You died and will never get to see your grandchildren.  I always used to tell you if you didn't eat better you wouldn't get to see them. I was right 2) I told you if you didn't eat better you would get diabetes. In the end they cut out your pancreas and I became right 3) I always thought hospitals were cool. Thanks to you I can't bear thinking of one 4) Why did you never say you were proud of me? 5)Why did you never say you were proud of me? 6) Why did you never say you were proud of me? 7) Never. Not once 8) Were you proud of me? 9) Why was it always about my looks? 10) Why was I always annoying to you?  *edit - why did you always find me annoying? 11) Did I matter? 12) Did you think I was smart? 13) Did you think I would become something? 14) Did you think I was a stupid girl who would outgrow her rebelliousness 15) It's been 17 years and I haven't 16) Did you think I was smart? 17) You never thought anything I did mattered 18) You always mocked me, made fun of me, never listened to what I had to say 19) You thought I was rude when I wasn't 20) You labelled me all the time 21) There's a small part of me that's glad you died because now I can love a girl more easily. Now I can love a boy of a different race more easily. Now I can speak to my mother more easily 22) Did you love me?  It didn't seem so 23) I always thought my life would change if I lost someone I loved. It didn't ,not much 24) I'm always looking for older men to tell me I'm intelligent. Your best friend. My uncle. My teacher. 25) Guess why 26) I'm damaged. I was damaged before you died and a large part of why is you 27) The boys and I always said you reminded us of Homer Simpson because of your gut and baldness and mild foolishness. In the end you were so ravaged by jaundice you were as yellow as him. I will never watch The Simpsons again
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Nov 2, 2014
Nov 2, 2014 at 2:04 PM UTC
things I want to say to my dead father
Dear pops 1) You died and will never get to see your grandchildren.  I always used to tell you if you didn't eat better you wouldn't get to see them. I was right 2) I told you if you didn't eat better you would get diabetes. In the end they cut out your pancreas and I became right 3) I always thought hospitals were cool. Thanks to you I can't bear thinking of one 4) Why did you never say you were proud of me? 5)Why did you never say you were proud of me? 6) Why did you never say you were proud of me? 7) Never. Not once 8) Were you proud of me? 9) Why was it always about my looks? 10) Why was I always annoying to you?  *edit - why did you always find me annoying? 11) Did I matter? 12) Did you think I was smart? 13) Did you think I would become something? 14) Did you think I was a stupid girl who would outgrow her rebelliousness 15) It's been 17 years and I haven't 16) Did you think I was smart? 17) You never thought anything I did mattered 18) You always mocked me, made fun of me, never listened to what I had to say 19) You thought I was rude when I wasn't 20) You labelled me all the time 21) There's a small part of me that's glad you died because now I can love a girl more easily. Now I can love a boy of a different race more easily. Now I can speak to my mother more easily 22) Did you love me?  It didn't seem so 23) I always thought my life would change if I lost someone I loved. It didn't ,not much 24) I'm always looking for older men to tell me I'm intelligent. Your best friend. My uncle. My teacher. 25) Guess why 26) I'm damaged. I was damaged before you died and a large part of why is you 27) The boys and I always said you reminded us of Homer Simpson because of your gut and baldness and mild foolishness. In the end you were so ravaged by jaundice you were as yellow as him. I will never watch The Simpsons again
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Existence stretched through a detour, two spots; unknown in direction. Turning left when it was right before, keep all guessing, slide past detection. I’m not a one stop shop, once I housed hand crafted originality. With the increase in demand I let my guard drop, and now both my shelves and insides are empty. I believed in a watcher behind me, I held onto tight to an invisible thread. Everyone is just silently constantly reminding me, I’m isolated and alone even in my head. I hear the loud pop of plastic against plastic, feeling both relief and shame simultaneously. Side slipping and back breaking; I thought myself a gymnastic, though incredulous was the thought of even competing. But I was sleeping in a Chinese finger trap, so assured that I would choose to make it a womb. You couldn’t hear a pin drop but with the concept of a single tap, ears would shake and ring as if it were a sonic boom. I’ve got nothing but dirt and dust on my shoulders I pass it off as glitter and simple magic. I show no signs of tiring from passing back all the boulders if I didn’t let them slide it would almost be tragic. Pardon my complacent self involuntary involvement, and excuse me while I perform dramatic ironies. Preparing the conscious for the next inevitable instalment of prepared monologues of justifications and fallacies. And I can’t but think in this instance, I remember the episode of The Simpsons where Homer is outcasted for screaming “aliens” and he drinks himself out of existence. “Red M&M, blue M&M, they’re all the same colour in the end.”
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Feb 16, 2020
Feb 16, 2020 at 7:36 AM UTC
Evergreen Terrace
Existence stretched through a detour, two spots; unknown in direction. Turning left when it was right before, keep all guessing, slide past detection. I’m not a one stop shop, once I housed hand crafted originality. With the increase in demand I let my guard drop, and now both my shelves and insides are empty. I believed in a watcher behind me, I held onto tight to an invisible thread. Everyone is just silently constantly reminding me, I’m isolated and alone even in my head. I hear the loud pop of plastic against plastic, feeling both relief and shame simultaneously. Side slipping and back breaking; I thought myself a gymnastic, though incredulous was the thought of even competing. But I was sleeping in a Chinese finger trap, so assured that I would choose to make it a womb. You couldn’t hear a pin drop but with the concept of a single tap, ears would shake and ring as if it were a sonic boom. I’ve got nothing but dirt and dust on my shoulders I pass it off as glitter and simple magic. I show no signs of tiring from passing back all the boulders if I didn’t let them slide it would almost be tragic. Pardon my complacent self involuntary involvement, and excuse me while I perform dramatic ironies. Preparing the conscious for the next inevitable instalment of prepared monologues of justifications and fallacies. And I can’t but think in this instance, I remember the episode of The Simpsons where Homer is outcasted for screaming “aliens” and he drinks himself out of existence. “Red M&M, blue M&M, they’re all the same colour in the end.”
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When I was a little kid I compared my self to Bart Simpsons as well as Albert Einstein What a fine thing to say But this was the driving force of My actions And reactions To things that went on with this world A gifted but misunderstood human I have become Now I find out What I had was not a curse But the gift
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Mar 6, 2025
Mar 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM UTC
Self discovery
i watch them browse the magazines wedding dresses *** hints fashion sips a celebrity scandal a celebrity beauty tip i watch them consume calories i see works about wars long past fantastic other lands lore of presidents long gone I wonder if immortality for deeds done warrants anything next to red carpet fashion i see Archie and that knucklehead crew I see Simpsons, Wolverine, passing times and somewhere I can see me and you wake up today go to sleep tonight there is no hunger go to sleep now, fool you have nothing to add
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Aug 13, 2014
Aug 13, 2014 at 12:03 PM UTC
there is no hunger like none
it's early January and i just met you 3 hours ago. you're too drunk to drive home so i invite you to stay over. i show you my favorite simpsons episodes. we laugh at Principal Skinner. WHO CAN'T LAUGH AT PRINCIPAL SKINNER?!? you see the Lemuria sticker on my laptop. you grab me and scream "I WANT YOUR HANDS IN MY HAIR". i love you in this moment. i love this moment and i love you. i remember this moment and i remember you. i begin to hate you///you begin to hate me. we both still listen to Lemuria. i still want your hands in my hair. i still want to laugh at principal skinner.
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Aug 21, 2014
Aug 21, 2014 at 2:27 AM UTC
yo #2
say with me America is doomed well Trump's an ongoing joke and Hillary's lies are painfully easy to perceive. Bernie's polles speak of certain failure. say it with me America is doomed Once more the simpsons tell us how america will fall. “I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.” This is the man 45 percent of Texas is voting for I've never been more ashamed of my home Say it with me America is doomed. Hillary can’t get through a speech without falling apart In a coughing fit. Needed help just going up some stairs. Laughed about helping a cockroach Get away with **** “Of course he claimed he didn’t. All this stuff. He took a lie detector test. I had him take a polygraph, which he passed, which forever destroyed my faith in polygraphs.” And she dares to claim she’s for women? Say it with me America is doomed Someone tell Trump He’s fired. Before he destroys this country. Someone tell Hillary She needs to go home Before she dies on the job. Someone tell Bernie That he won Before the orange man and old **** Ruins us all. Say it with me America is doomed. Oregon apparently has the right idea. And will mainly vote for Bernie. Say what you will About Obama But tears will be shed when he goes Especially after the roasting he gave He earned his mic drop “Obama out” Say it with me America is doomed Say it loud Cry unproud America is doomed. Say it with me Spread it across our failing country Write it Scream it Cry it Whisper it Know it Remember it And lose your american pride As you repeat it over and over AMERICA IS DOOMED
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Sep 14, 2016
Sep 14, 2016 at 1:50 PM UTC
Say it with me
say with me America is doomed well Trump's an ongoing joke and Hillary's lies are painfully easy to perceive. Bernie's polles speak of certain failure. say it with me America is doomed Once more the simpsons tell us how america will fall. “I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.” This is the man 45 percent of Texas is voting for I've never been more ashamed of my home Say it with me America is doomed. Hillary can’t get through a speech without falling apart In a coughing fit. Needed help just going up some stairs. Laughed about helping a cockroach Get away with **** “Of course he claimed he didn’t. All this stuff. He took a lie detector test. I had him take a polygraph, which he passed, which forever destroyed my faith in polygraphs.” And she dares to claim she’s for women? Say it with me America is doomed Someone tell Trump He’s fired. Before he destroys this country. Someone tell Hillary She needs to go home Before she dies on the job. Someone tell Bernie That he won Before the orange man and old **** Ruins us all. Say it with me America is doomed. Oregon apparently has the right idea. And will mainly vote for Bernie. Say what you will About Obama But tears will be shed when he goes Especially after the roasting he gave He earned his mic drop “Obama out” Say it with me America is doomed Say it loud Cry unproud America is doomed. Say it with me Spread it across our failing country Write it Scream it Cry it Whisper it Know it Remember it And lose your american pride As you repeat it over and over AMERICA IS DOOMED
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don’t like the teasing in my brain I don’t ask for it, I am watching the simpsons man that is soooo cool and he is sitting there being my second daddy, because i hate him If he wants me to muck with him he needs to change his ways because i know the problems of the poor people yeah i am a loser to the rich arrogant ***** like him he doesn’t like us poor people that is why he calls me a stupid little **** but I say everyone knows that the poor are nicer people than the rich like tony abbott is a real life ******** and me, well i don’t deserve these voices and i hate people presuming i want to be someone else i want to be like one person and that is Brian Allan because i love my life too much to want to **** myself you can’t get me the **** myself no way hoi zie i am watching the wrestling on the simpsons and abraham is a well known wrestler that guy is treating me like an idiot and i am not an idiot i want to get a gun and shoot him, but i don’t believe in violence i don’t want to squabble with the poor, i am brian allan and brian allan doesn’t do that you see he thinks just because he nicked my lunch in the 70s he owns my should for me to try and be a shy person i don’t need to TRY and be an artist, I AM AN ARTIST check my site, i have more artworks and writing online than you have had hot dinners please let me be someone you like don’t be horrible to me i am a family person, sure mate i haven’t committed a crime for 25 years and i have no intention of ever committing a crime again i am not mucking with the drunks, who want too fight, i don’t do stupid **** violence i am too shy to be a family person, but if you asked me to fight, i’ll say no i am speaking up for myself, cause that is what i do i have got futurama on now, and they are playing unchained melody, pretty cool stuff i never really liked being shy with the kids opt adults or old fogies i always liked the arts, i used to be a watcher, now i am a doer i don’t seeing patrick rolling around l;ike a crazy person in an hallucination because i liked how patrick showed me how to PARTY when i was young that man says why did you muck with the **** i said i AM ONLY A **** to the guy that nicked my lunges point of view, cause he is weird because i am a family person, sure mate i am watching an add, about shopping for camping supplies i am a writer, now man, i am an artiist now, man i don’t believe in viiolence ever in my life that was in dads voices that fighting man of mine i never laid a finger on anyone in my life
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Jun 15, 2015
Jun 15, 2015 at 6:14 AM UTC
i want to rid the teasing in my brain
don’t like the teasing in my brain I don’t ask for it, I am watching the simpsons man that is soooo cool and he is sitting there being my second daddy, because i hate him If he wants me to muck with him he needs to change his ways because i know the problems of the poor people yeah i am a loser to the rich arrogant ***** like him he doesn’t like us poor people that is why he calls me a stupid little **** but I say everyone knows that the poor are nicer people than the rich like tony abbott is a real life ******** and me, well i don’t deserve these voices and i hate people presuming i want to be someone else i want to be like one person and that is Brian Allan because i love my life too much to want to **** myself you can’t get me the **** myself no way hoi zie i am watching the wrestling on the simpsons and abraham is a well known wrestler that guy is treating me like an idiot and i am not an idiot i want to get a gun and shoot him, but i don’t believe in violence i don’t want to squabble with the poor, i am brian allan and brian allan doesn’t do that you see he thinks just because he nicked my lunch in the 70s he owns my should for me to try and be a shy person i don’t need to TRY and be an artist, I AM AN ARTIST check my site, i have more artworks and writing online than you have had hot dinners please let me be someone you like don’t be horrible to me i am a family person, sure mate i haven’t committed a crime for 25 years and i have no intention of ever committing a crime again i am not mucking with the drunks, who want too fight, i don’t do stupid **** violence i am too shy to be a family person, but if you asked me to fight, i’ll say no i am speaking up for myself, cause that is what i do i have got futurama on now, and they are playing unchained melody, pretty cool stuff i never really liked being shy with the kids opt adults or old fogies i always liked the arts, i used to be a watcher, now i am a doer i don’t seeing patrick rolling around l;ike a crazy person in an hallucination because i liked how patrick showed me how to PARTY when i was young that man says why did you muck with the **** i said i AM ONLY A **** to the guy that nicked my lunges point of view, cause he is weird because i am a family person, sure mate i am watching an add, about shopping for camping supplies i am a writer, now man, i am an artiist now, man i don’t believe in viiolence ever in my life that was in dads voices that fighting man of mine i never laid a finger on anyone in my life
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Misrelating Tale Gotta prepare for war, like I’m Daniel-son. Train every day with that wax-off, wax on. Mister Miyagi flow, that hits like a Jeff Hardy Swanton Bomb. What has the world become? We unleashed the sword, So, what was done can’t be undone. But what if this narrative could be un -spun ? Would we right wrongs? If we rebuilt foundations, Would our nation remain strong? To return a triumphant king like Aragon, Or be stabbed in the gut like qui-gon? But as def squad says we’ll continue on till the break of dawn. For this is the way of the mandolorian. Some days one gotta switch sides, From the autobots to deceptocons. Fighting foodons, blasting brains like I’m jimmy neutron. A Lightning nuisance, that’ll static shock the electrons. That may interrupt ones... Constant flow of info from dendrites to axons. After the battle is won, grab some schezwan. Project soul of foul human individual cretans. Not everyone can be as polite, as the bear named Paddington. Gotta call the ghostbusters to extract some Thetans. Rest In Peace to Egon. So... When **** hit the fan, gotta know how to swim in the deep end. Treating each failure like it was a lesson. Everyday I battle against anxiety and depression. Let’s just say I know what’s it’s like to feel less than. Got my heart crushed like some croutons. And have had to attack on my inner Titans. And just when you think I’m defeated, I go super saiyan. Schooling it like I’m Piccolo and it’s Gohan. Let’s go son! I Will never lose my head like a dullahan. For I ain’t got not time for 99 problems. Gotta open the third eye to see past illusions. Got to change the qualities of the composition. Keeping stressors relatively small no matter the opposition. Gotta emphasize the light like you painting an impression. On everything and everyone that may come along. A perspective can turn curses to blessings. Can take one’s trauma and use it as a weapon. To change the cycle of ones disposition. But that being said, One can’t predict everything like the Simpsons. For the world’s more controversial, Than the ending of the Jefferson’s.
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Jan 20, 2021
Jan 20, 2021 at 12:27 AM UTC
Misrelating Tale
Misrelating Tale Gotta prepare for war, like I’m Daniel-son. Train every day with that wax-off, wax on. Mister Miyagi flow, that hits like a Jeff Hardy Swanton Bomb. What has the world become? We unleashed the sword, So, what was done can’t be undone. But what if this narrative could be un -spun ? Would we right wrongs? If we rebuilt foundations, Would our nation remain strong? To return a triumphant king like Aragon, Or be stabbed in the gut like qui-gon? But as def squad says we’ll continue on till the break of dawn. For this is the way of the mandolorian. Some days one gotta switch sides, From the autobots to deceptocons. Fighting foodons, blasting brains like I’m jimmy neutron. A Lightning nuisance, that’ll static shock the electrons. That may interrupt ones... Constant flow of info from dendrites to axons. After the battle is won, grab some schezwan. Project soul of foul human individual cretans. Not everyone can be as polite, as the bear named Paddington. Gotta call the ghostbusters to extract some Thetans. Rest In Peace to Egon. So... When **** hit the fan, gotta know how to swim in the deep end. Treating each failure like it was a lesson. Everyday I battle against anxiety and depression. Let’s just say I know what’s it’s like to feel less than. Got my heart crushed like some croutons. And have had to attack on my inner Titans. And just when you think I’m defeated, I go super saiyan. Schooling it like I’m Piccolo and it’s Gohan. Let’s go son! I Will never lose my head like a dullahan. For I ain’t got not time for 99 problems. Gotta open the third eye to see past illusions. Got to change the qualities of the composition. Keeping stressors relatively small no matter the opposition. Gotta emphasize the light like you painting an impression. On everything and everyone that may come along. A perspective can turn curses to blessings. Can take one’s trauma and use it as a weapon. To change the cycle of ones disposition. But that being said, One can’t predict everything like the Simpsons. For the world’s more controversial, Than the ending of the Jefferson’s.
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hi dudes ya know these yobbos really make me sick and i want to give them the kick saying all this crap about supporting ****** women it sounds so ****** un called for just because they are drunk, does that give them an excuse saying it’s not them talking it’s the ***** ya know i hate being a man because they say real men do this why, why the **** would they think this you see women look younger and heaps happier and these drunk men have the right to verbally hurt them you see these yobbos, you see these yobbos throw them in the bin along with their drink you see they have no right to say all this crap about women you see these men go out saying we support **** you see they support the dreaded hooded cape they use to hide their own identity so the women can’t see who they really are i don’t support what these drunken men were chanting they can **** off back to the pub they drank in and keep their crap off the street i believe in doing chants, but not like that i believe in joking around, but not against women i believe i believe in loving life, oh loving life i don’t believe in saying any racial or ****** remarks which could get people upset hi dudes hi dudes, how are you doing are you chanting about ****** women i ****** hope not, i ****** well hope not you see people said i was a larrikin as a child but i never used racial or ****** actions against anyone **** is bad **** is bad, shoot rapists into space i ain’t paying them a compliment i ain’t paying them a compliment i just hate **** i just hate **** anyone who supports these drunken chants, by all due respect should be taken off to the psych ward or jail they got the chant off the simpsons dig me a hole dig me a hole and put a nerd in it and put a nerd in it please drunken louts, STOP DOING THESE ****** CHANTS you are getting drunk and telling women they deserve being ***** i reckon you louts deserve being locked up, but please just let me say they are people who don’t love life the drink is their home sweet home and singing chants about ****** women is their meat and potatoes i think it’s total *******
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Apr 12, 2016
Apr 12, 2016 at 11:21 PM UTC
the ***** chant towards **** a sickening act
hi dudes ya know these yobbos really make me sick and i want to give them the kick saying all this crap about supporting ****** women it sounds so ****** un called for just because they are drunk, does that give them an excuse saying it’s not them talking it’s the ***** ya know i hate being a man because they say real men do this why, why the **** would they think this you see women look younger and heaps happier and these drunk men have the right to verbally hurt them you see these yobbos, you see these yobbos throw them in the bin along with their drink you see they have no right to say all this crap about women you see these men go out saying we support **** you see they support the dreaded hooded cape they use to hide their own identity so the women can’t see who they really are i don’t support what these drunken men were chanting they can **** off back to the pub they drank in and keep their crap off the street i believe in doing chants, but not like that i believe in joking around, but not against women i believe i believe in loving life, oh loving life i don’t believe in saying any racial or ****** remarks which could get people upset hi dudes hi dudes, how are you doing are you chanting about ****** women i ****** hope not, i ****** well hope not you see people said i was a larrikin as a child but i never used racial or ****** actions against anyone **** is bad **** is bad, shoot rapists into space i ain’t paying them a compliment i ain’t paying them a compliment i just hate **** i just hate **** anyone who supports these drunken chants, by all due respect should be taken off to the psych ward or jail they got the chant off the simpsons dig me a hole dig me a hole and put a nerd in it and put a nerd in it please drunken louts, STOP DOING THESE ****** CHANTS you are getting drunk and telling women they deserve being ***** i reckon you louts deserve being locked up, but please just let me say they are people who don’t love life the drink is their home sweet home and singing chants about ****** women is their meat and potatoes i think it’s total *******
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I could say “Ni hao” for “Good morning,” and it was only polite to say “Xie xie” for “Thank you.” That was my limit until, in a babble of unfamiliar sounds, I heard the word, “Ho-murr,” and then again, “Ho-murr.” Ho-murr? I thought. Do they have The Simpsons in China? But it was only “back door.” Later, struggling to board a bus by the middle door, I heard the conductor say, “Ho-murr” – and I could even hear the exclamation mark – “Ho-murr!”, I knew this time he wasn’t talking about The Simpsons, and I had a pretty good idea he wasn’t a fan of classical Greek poetry either. But I didn’t want to be left on the pavement when he closed all the doors and drove off. So I just squeezed in by the middle door, as if it was all Chinese to me.
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Aug 19, 2018
Aug 19, 2018 at 11:57 AM UTC
All Chinese to me
Every person on the Simpsons is sick and they will die. They're suffering from Jaundice, that's the reason why. Every fan of the Simpsons will have to nurse a broken heart. They can say goodbye to Homer, Marge, Maggie, Lisa and Bart. I'm the bearer of bad news but I'm not trying to be mean. The people of Springfield have the worst cases of Jaundice that has ever been seen. I give all of them just six months to live, nine months at the most. They will die from Jaundice, that's what the doctors have diagnosed. People will be happy to be rid of Sideshow Bob and MR. Burns as well. Because of the strangelings Bart has received, Homer will go to Hell. Everybody in Springfield is very upset because they're going to die. After being on TV for over 30 years, they can kiss their butts goodbye.
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Feb 18, 2020
Feb 18, 2020 at 1:06 PM UTC
Why The Simpsons Will Die
I try to get in her head Tell her she's ok There were so many doubts... Hair, waiste, skin, feet, eye, voice All of it. None of it. Her mother was no where She was there, but not Where she was needed. She needed someone herself, So it's easy to forgive... Forgetting is too, when you're genuine. Boys made her feel better. Special, loved, noticed. Man, I'm sad for her now. Knowing what I know now, Poor child. The break down of the tribe. No women to guide this young Woman. Alone, most days. Quite Naturally, unless anxiety set in. Or I just really like you. So I struggle to write about Me. Seems she couldn't be If those days weren't seen. I embrace what I've witnessed. There's a message back there I missed it . I trust her. She's guiding me With intention. So let's see... Wicked dreams. Thoughts of screaming. Being killed in my sleep. Throat ripped Open. Bleed in my dreams. Being chased, watched, schemed. Perhaps there's something here Fear How firm is it's grasp Fear to be me... I was scared to go home most days. Hated summer vacation after a few weeks. Longed for Mondays. To be back in a place I felt safe. School. How insane. But true. I'd look round the corner, Hoping the lot was empty of red, Maybe even he was dead. He never died. He lied. They did. So disrespectfully. And to a kid? Could have just kept some things Private... Anyways, It's the way it was. I remember the Simpsons More than feeling love. Mom always seemed distant. As I am now. Best advice ! Go out and get it out! Come back clean and focused And ready to heal The next. They are here now watching, Preparing poems of the future. Alright let's get it all out...
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Mar 27, 2015
Mar 27, 2015 at 3:37 AM UTC
Journal entry 2
I try to get in her head Tell her she's ok There were so many doubts... Hair, waiste, skin, feet, eye, voice All of it. None of it. Her mother was no where She was there, but not Where she was needed. She needed someone herself, So it's easy to forgive... Forgetting is too, when you're genuine. Boys made her feel better. Special, loved, noticed. Man, I'm sad for her now. Knowing what I know now, Poor child. The break down of the tribe. No women to guide this young Woman. Alone, most days. Quite Naturally, unless anxiety set in. Or I just really like you. So I struggle to write about Me. Seems she couldn't be If those days weren't seen. I embrace what I've witnessed. There's a message back there I missed it . I trust her. She's guiding me With intention. So let's see... Wicked dreams. Thoughts of screaming. Being killed in my sleep. Throat ripped Open. Bleed in my dreams. Being chased, watched, schemed. Perhaps there's something here Fear How firm is it's grasp Fear to be me... I was scared to go home most days. Hated summer vacation after a few weeks. Longed for Mondays. To be back in a place I felt safe. School. How insane. But true. I'd look round the corner, Hoping the lot was empty of red, Maybe even he was dead. He never died. He lied. They did. So disrespectfully. And to a kid? Could have just kept some things Private... Anyways, It's the way it was. I remember the Simpsons More than feeling love. Mom always seemed distant. As I am now. Best advice ! Go out and get it out! Come back clean and focused And ready to heal The next. They are here now watching, Preparing poems of the future. Alright let's get it all out...
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These are the things that I want to do to walk untrodden paths with you, explore the shore where there's always more than meets the eye. I want time to die, to try to let me live to give you more. I want to walk you down The Strand have tea in Simpsons hold your hand and listen, no nightingales in Berkeley square, but for you I'll put them there. These are the things I want to do before my midnight comes and only with the one and only you and but for you there'd be no point.
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Apr 13, 2016
Apr 13, 2016 at 4:37 PM UTC
That love thing
Peace and love to you Your a stain on existance Yeah, me too Im optimistic But realistic People **** Like the baby from the simpsons Food clothes and shelter Life is simple But remember now the world is full of sinners Ok Lerch man we get it Can ya rap bout something else now Ok, thank the lord that im ok I hope the Gov't dont come thru With aK's Ww1 ww2 they say history repeats They say alotta things Ima stop listening to what they say If they come for me then im going Out like Jesus Lord willin But ill prolly feel the urge to fight back and scream obscenities Lord bless me To be a good and faithful servant
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Jul 4, 2018
Jul 4, 2018 at 4:19 PM UTC
I think too much