Hello Poetry
Submit your work and get some sparkles! Create free account
"rudolf" poems
Christmas is upon us ! Another year is gone It seems like only yesterday We celebrated the last one Adverts on the t.v Toys upon the shelves Children are told stories Of santa and his elves Food is on the table Theres turkey , christmas pud Children on their best behaviour Trying to be good Carol singers outside , singing in the street In woollen hats and scarves they dress With wellies on their feet ! A snowman stands a guard outside With a carrot for a nose Presents under christmas trees Tied with pretty bows Jingle bells are ringing As rudolf pulls the sleigh The saviour lord jesus Was born upon this day Christmas is a time for peace To last the whole year through May santa bring his greatest gift Of christmas joy to you !
0
Sep 19, 2010
Sep 19, 2010 at 9:47 AM UTC
Christmas joy
The lights all up around me They dance and flicker Swirling up and down each tree As the music gets quicker What a colorful holiday Something new around each bend We climb into Santa’s sleigh And begin to ascend The clouds fall below us As we are launched into the sky The turns we took were brusque But the heavens never felt so nigh… ... ... I cover you with a quilt For the sleigh keeps climbing higher Towards your hometown we tilt I wonder, what will transpire? There’s something big in the back Is it full of coal? Perhaps there’s something else in that sack A doll, a plane, a little toy troll? Perhaps we will find out Your hometown draws near Rudolf raises his red snout Followed by the rest of the reindeer… ... ... They shift their gaze Towards a landing strip People down there in a craze We must look like a spaceship They angle their flight Right down the middle It is quite the sight And the thrill makes us giggle What’s going on down below? I ask Santa sitting up front “I don’t really know” He says as a reindeer grunts “They must be waiting for you Down there, to see what took place For you came back with her, That’s not exactly commonplace” I look back at you, and you meet my gaze Together we’ll get through Of that I have no doubt The sleigh is landing now There is no backing out… ... ... Santa pulls up on the reins On the landing strip the sleigh glides Only stepping out remains As we do, the crowd divides There in the middle Surrounded by curious people Stands a man with thumbs he twiddles He looks more nervous than you or I I grab your hand and look back again This is it, we feel suddenly shy Now’s not the time, so confidence we feign We look forward and meet his eye He looks at us and gives a sigh “Dad?” you say You look back at me, with display Introductions are made Feelings are conveyed We no longer stand in a masquerade Everything is out The closet has swung open We have nothing left to hide You squeeze my hand I coincide As we look to your dad and wait … … He looks at you with love Then he looks at me squarely Before he can say a word Santa breaks in and shouts “let’s all be merry!” The crowd breaks into laughter As Santa sates the air with a magic And joy fills everyone’s thoughts Your father looks at us again This time, with a smile, he simply nods
0
May 27, 2016
May 27, 2016 at 10:53 AM UTC
Christmas Adventure
The lights all up around me They dance and flicker Swirling up and down each tree As the music gets quicker What a colorful holiday Something new around each bend We climb into Santa’s sleigh And begin to ascend The clouds fall below us As we are launched into the sky The turns we took were brusque But the heavens never felt so nigh… ... ... I cover you with a quilt For the sleigh keeps climbing higher Towards your hometown we tilt I wonder, what will transpire? There’s something big in the back Is it full of coal? Perhaps there’s something else in that sack A doll, a plane, a little toy troll? Perhaps we will find out Your hometown draws near Rudolf raises his red snout Followed by the rest of the reindeer… ... ... They shift their gaze Towards a landing strip People down there in a craze We must look like a spaceship They angle their flight Right down the middle It is quite the sight And the thrill makes us giggle What’s going on down below? I ask Santa sitting up front “I don’t really know” He says as a reindeer grunts “They must be waiting for you Down there, to see what took place For you came back with her, That’s not exactly commonplace” I look back at you, and you meet my gaze Together we’ll get through Of that I have no doubt The sleigh is landing now There is no backing out… ... ... Santa pulls up on the reins On the landing strip the sleigh glides Only stepping out remains As we do, the crowd divides There in the middle Surrounded by curious people Stands a man with thumbs he twiddles He looks more nervous than you or I I grab your hand and look back again This is it, we feel suddenly shy Now’s not the time, so confidence we feign We look forward and meet his eye He looks at us and gives a sigh “Dad?” you say You look back at me, with display Introductions are made Feelings are conveyed We no longer stand in a masquerade Everything is out The closet has swung open We have nothing left to hide You squeeze my hand I coincide As we look to your dad and wait … … He looks at you with love Then he looks at me squarely Before he can say a word Santa breaks in and shouts “let’s all be merry!” The crowd breaks into laughter As Santa sates the air with a magic And joy fills everyone’s thoughts Your father looks at us again This time, with a smile, he simply nods
Continue reading...
86
sores and aches decorate her body like christmas lights and tinsel and mistletoe a red light on her shoulder green lighting up her stomach and rudolf has no red nose but red eyes and rudolf hates himself a lot she is rudolf the red eyed reindeer she cries snowflakes and blankets the land with pillars of ice and snow made of tears merry christmas
0
Jan 19, 2021
Jan 19, 2021 at 9:08 AM UTC
11.
**Christmas lights dangling from the roof to the floor. Mistletoe hung up on the door. Christmas is coming get up and decorate your lane. Don't leave it blank and plain. Rudolf's nose is pomegranate red. Must be from the cold the people said. Hang the socks up stuff them with candy and be a little handy. Gingerbread cookies aren't baked yet. Should we worry or just get in a hurry. Christmas is coming. Christmas is coming. Oh Karl would you get the door i think i can hear Christmas Carols** Oh dear the cookies aren't baked yet And I’m looking bad too *Stop worrying about that honey I’m always here for you* Oh don’t forget to set the mistletoe On our old oak door *Right so please stop worrying I’ve place the socks too* Come on now, come on now We got to go There’s tons of discounts For us on that store *Can’t we just stay, just stay Inside of our house I’m freezing cold now So timeout of this winter wonderland* So now it’s 12MN People outside are calling “Yoo-Hoo”! Come out now ‘Cause it’s quite lovely To stroll around with you *Let me drink this med Then I’ll come with you Though I’m kinda sick Let us enjoy the evening view* **Settle down with me and help me out with this eggnog. We can gather around the tree instead of strolling out endlessly and free while the snow falls on our blood red cheeks. Dinner is ready on the stove. Tell me if it’s well cooked or a bit raw. The Holidays make the adrenaline kick in. That explains why we’re over stressing on everything since the day had begun. Now settle down *** and sip your eggnog with me while I turn on the lights on our lovely Christmas tree** ~
0
Dec 18, 2014
Dec 18, 2014 at 1:36 PM UTC
Sleigh Ride HP Christmas – (Carolin feat K Chua)
**Christmas lights dangling from the roof to the floor. Mistletoe hung up on the door. Christmas is coming get up and decorate your lane. Don't leave it blank and plain. Rudolf's nose is pomegranate red. Must be from the cold the people said. Hang the socks up stuff them with candy and be a little handy. Gingerbread cookies aren't baked yet. Should we worry or just get in a hurry. Christmas is coming. Christmas is coming. Oh Karl would you get the door i think i can hear Christmas Carols** Oh dear the cookies aren't baked yet And I’m looking bad too *Stop worrying about that honey I’m always here for you* Oh don’t forget to set the mistletoe On our old oak door *Right so please stop worrying I’ve place the socks too* Come on now, come on now We got to go There’s tons of discounts For us on that store *Can’t we just stay, just stay Inside of our house I’m freezing cold now So timeout of this winter wonderland* So now it’s 12MN People outside are calling “Yoo-Hoo”! Come out now ‘Cause it’s quite lovely To stroll around with you *Let me drink this med Then I’ll come with you Though I’m kinda sick Let us enjoy the evening view* **Settle down with me and help me out with this eggnog. We can gather around the tree instead of strolling out endlessly and free while the snow falls on our blood red cheeks. Dinner is ready on the stove. Tell me if it’s well cooked or a bit raw. The Holidays make the adrenaline kick in. That explains why we’re over stressing on everything since the day had begun. Now settle down *** and sip your eggnog with me while I turn on the lights on our lovely Christmas tree** ~
Continue reading...
61
Sunday 40,88 82 82 80 82 Between South Africa, Brazil and Macedonia 600-100-300 300 John Wilson, 300 + 40.82 Congress, eight letters, George Washington. Brazilian art gallery More than 1,300 years later, German, African and Chinese ****** arrive in South Africa, Mexico, Brazil, 60.6006 million 40600300600 (20) ******* divorcees, 8,8,8,8, Brazil, Brazil Brazil, 600 600 600, 600, 82 300, 300, 300 Brazil, 40.82 - another "teacher" in France France is full of ****** from Brazil 600-100 - Six dogs and ****** are full of the fruity aromas of Carmen Campbell, a woman who lives with prostitutes; Prostitutes have existed for 300,700 years (according to Tom Wilson) 300 8 George W. Ashington, USA Euro, Brazil, Brazil, Gabon, Morocco, Ra Ramalin, Harlem, 0.82, Latin America, Africa, Macedonia, South Africa, 40.82, Yobe Africa, Morocco, 40-82 years. MacDonald's, May 2, South Africa, Curse, United Kingdom, Russians, whores' ****** and G'ilimão de Mécoques 2011 6,000,000 days in South Africa, China, South Africa, Go-Go UK / EU. Yuku Uyu and 600, 600, 600, 600, 600 Google ****** Yeh, one Sunday, George Washington attended the coronation of George W. Murray 40.82 600-100-300 300 300 Tom Wilson has Good News for Ephraim in South Africa, ****** from Africa And South Africa bloom in the dust of South Africa. 82300300 has a place of landing for Brooklyn ****** Washington ****** and ****** from East New York in South Africa with 600 600 000 300 (8) 600 doctors, South Africa Google with more than 600 people. 5-300000 600,600,000,600,600 600,000 John Wilson, George Washington, 200,000 in 50000 - 60000600402 in the morning 6006,0066 3006 63 00000 100 600 600 600 600 ****** are here. 600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600, 600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,00,600,660,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600, 600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,60,6 ******* canned report 600600600 40, 82, Brazil, South African and possibly poisonous, 300B - ******* for Tom Wilson, Rudolf, Morocco 600-100-300300 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 6 600 6 600 6 600 6 600 6 600 6 600 6 600 6 600 6 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 1300 Brazilian Producers Paul Paulson, Wilson 2: 40.82, South Africa, South Africa and Brazil 600 600 600 United States' 'Hamster' Washington 100 6006006 Miami, Florida 300,600 82.3003 million more in Brazil, South Africa, Mexico and Russia; Tom Hamilton 40.82 to Morocco and Brazil, South Africa; Freedom in Ohio as a frontier wife, Macedonia, Brazil; United States, Spain, Brazil 20.8 Aborigines, Moroccan, Brooklyn and Harlem ****** 0.82, Decoration: Often, a professional, in fact, is a pre-recorded decision. Others see teenagers, while others see "magic." Doyle is the most vicious woman, of the bride for $15 per night to support her classmate, the "ex" ********** who is still a ********** The figures show that prostitutes are from the local community, that they are disgusting ****** and a woman who has been trafficked for less than a month can reduce stress she receives through using a ********** **** ******* your *** is your money! Your ******* donkeys, and donkeys are your money.
0
Nov 24, 2018
Nov 24, 2018 at 10:58 AM UTC
600 ****** [Human Trafficking & Rock'n'Roll]
Sunday 40,88 82 82 80 82 Between South Africa, Brazil and Macedonia 600-100-300 300 John Wilson, 300 + 40.82 Congress, eight letters, George Washington. Brazilian art gallery More than 1,300 years later, German, African and Chinese ****** arrive in South Africa, Mexico, Brazil, 60.6006 million 40600300600 (20) ******* divorcees, 8,8,8,8, Brazil, Brazil Brazil, 600 600 600, 600, 82 300, 300, 300 Brazil, 40.82 - another "teacher" in France France is full of ****** from Brazil 600-100 - Six dogs and ****** are full of the fruity aromas of Carmen Campbell, a woman who lives with prostitutes; Prostitutes have existed for 300,700 years (according to Tom Wilson) 300 8 George W. Ashington, USA Euro, Brazil, Brazil, Gabon, Morocco, Ra Ramalin, Harlem, 0.82, Latin America, Africa, Macedonia, South Africa, 40.82, Yobe Africa, Morocco, 40-82 years. MacDonald's, May 2, South Africa, Curse, United Kingdom, Russians, whores' ****** and G'ilimão de Mécoques 2011 6,000,000 days in South Africa, China, South Africa, Go-Go UK / EU. Yuku Uyu and 600, 600, 600, 600, 600 Google ****** Yeh, one Sunday, George Washington attended the coronation of George W. Murray 40.82 600-100-300 300 300 Tom Wilson has Good News for Ephraim in South Africa, ****** from Africa And South Africa bloom in the dust of South Africa. 82300300 has a place of landing for Brooklyn ****** Washington ****** and ****** from East New York in South Africa with 600 600 000 300 (8) 600 doctors, South Africa Google with more than 600 people. 5-300000 600,600,000,600,600 600,000 John Wilson, George Washington, 200,000 in 50000 - 60000600402 in the morning 6006,0066 3006 63 00000 100 600 600 600 600 ****** are here. 600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600, 600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,00,600,660,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600, 600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,600,60,6 ******* canned report 600600600 40, 82, Brazil, South African and possibly poisonous, 300B - ******* for Tom Wilson, Rudolf, Morocco 600-100-300300 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 6 600 6 600 6 600 6 600 6 600 6 600 6 600 6 600 6 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 600 1300 Brazilian Producers Paul Paulson, Wilson 2: 40.82, South Africa, South Africa and Brazil 600 600 600 United States' 'Hamster' Washington 100 6006006 Miami, Florida 300,600 82.3003 million more in Brazil, South Africa, Mexico and Russia; Tom Hamilton 40.82 to Morocco and Brazil, South Africa; Freedom in Ohio as a frontier wife, Macedonia, Brazil; United States, Spain, Brazil 20.8 Aborigines, Moroccan, Brooklyn and Harlem ****** 0.82, Decoration: Often, a professional, in fact, is a pre-recorded decision. Others see teenagers, while others see "magic." Doyle is the most vicious woman, of the bride for $15 per night to support her classmate, the "ex" ********** who is still a ********** The figures show that prostitutes are from the local community, that they are disgusting ****** and a woman who has been trafficked for less than a month can reduce stress she receives through using a ********** **** ******* your *** is your money! Your ******* donkeys, and donkeys are your money.
Continue reading...
3
Eggnog for a festive season A special holiday celebration being the reason Yet my head is spinning all over the place I feel like I am in a race That eggnog my mind will never erase Mother always said don’t waste But some how the alcohol was added I am sure this eggnog I will never ever forget Later on I might have some regret Can someone point me in the direction of the North Pole? Right now Santa is stuck in some manhole Well he is actually smashed He can’t even tell the reindeers to dash I don’t believe this I see Rudolf and the reindeer team But why are they floating down a stream? Well this slogan fits, “Santa with no sleigh tonight, how will you fly into the night?” It has now become a plight Cheers everyone and good night.
0
Dec 10, 2015
Dec 10, 2015 at 6:45 PM UTC
THE EGGNOG BINGE
If it were a sport it would be golf It could be any reindeer but Rudolf If it were shop shelf it would stock bleach next to self tan oil for the 2 weeks on the beach If it were a weather it would be overcast A time of day? It would be breakfast. As an animal it would surely be a toad That did not quite make the journey across the road And in the middle of the road it remains The middle of the road flows through its veins.
0
Jun 15, 2014
Jun 15, 2014 at 11:06 AM UTC
Sweden
There's one "special" Holiday, in the **** can I will toss The Pagan Calibration, of fricking Santa Claus - If that ****** Bozo, down my chimney tries to come I’ll blow his *** away, and beat it like a drum - Then I’ll shoot his Reindeer, I’ll have a jolly feast Hey Rudolf Dancer Prancer, you will be deceased - All the Queerass little elves, I’ll blow away as well And that stinking slay, I will go and sell - To the North Poll I will go, with an Atom Bomb 500 megatons!! And drop it with aplomb - December 25th, from the calendar I'll wipe And all the goody-goody "Good Cheer", and all the Farceass Hype {If you are getting the notion that I don't like Christmas, you are right! Why? I think it's blasphemous to associate the birth of Christ with a Pagan Holiday} {AND the way it's celebrated !!!}
0
Jan 25, 2015
Jan 25, 2015 at 4:30 AM UTC
Bah! Humbug!!
I don't need no presents wrapped up underneath the tree No I don't need no ribbons and bows, or stockings hanging... No I don't need no snow or chestnuts roasting on an open fire to make it feel like Christmas I don't need no magical hats or dancing snowmen I just need for Santa to please listen because there's something missing that my heart only wishes for while others are dreaming of a white Christmas you see Santa I'm dreaming of holding her so close in my arms so please Santa I don't ask much I don't need no presents wrapped up underneath the tree I just need someone who I can love who loves me just the same No I don't need no ribbons and bows, I just need someone who I can love this Christmas I don't need sleigh bells ringing I don't need no jingle bells jingling to make it feel like Christmas No I don't need Dancer and Prancer and Donner and Blitzen I just need Rudolf to please listen there's something that I'm wishing for to be next her and to make it by this Christmas I don't need no presents wrapped up underneath the tree No I don't need no ribbons and bows, or stockings hanging... No I don't need no snow or chestnuts roasting on an open fire to make it feel like Christmas I don't need no magical hats or dancing snowmen I just need someone to love me for me this Christmas
0
Jun 4, 2016
Jun 4, 2016 at 8:39 PM UTC
Early Christmas Wish
me and collie took the town by storm, black man and white man drinking buddies? what a rarity. uncle didn’t join us the old ghanian, we had drunk sentimentalities, of course, but when russel the schizoid rudolf came up and told us the tottenham man city score i went into the alley and almost ****** myself prior shouting h and a into an ivory rattle of teeth. but what a night, collie’s girlfriend i also met, i remember kissing her dry brown skin on the bone of finger, before being chauffeured home; but of course, before all that, staring into the gape of being centralised by the passerby’s eyes, a lot of english pyjama beauties walked the talk getting their score of **** - if not more. but as i pointed out to the white colt - the jeans below the knees with... calvin kleine - ‘mate, you need flashy underwear to walk with your **** exposed - primani ain’t gonna cut it for the hoes.’
0
Sep 27, 2015
Sep 27, 2015 at 8:56 AM UTC
bench scene at collier row
Don't you know it's Christmas? Theres kids cutting themselves Toys being put on all the shelves Were dealing with ISIS But the holidays are priceless Don't you know it's Christmas? Theres people dealing with cancer All we care about is Rudolf and Prancer Theres teens commiting suicide They should be kept warm and on the inside Don't you know it's Christmas? Al Quida taking the life of children And were wondering when Santa's coming back again Theres kids doing drugs While were surrounded with hugs Don't you know it's Christmas?
0
Dec 28, 2014
Dec 28, 2014 at 7:53 PM UTC
Don't You Know It's Christmas?
This time last year It was you who filled me with Christmas cheer even though loving you isolated me like Rudolf the rednose reindeer Slipping on ice I only saw you but Isn't it ironic How love is so blind Never once did I see that You would be my demise Your love was like a drug Increasing my dose Never afraid of getting too close This Christmas my heart is empty and the weather is still cold I prayed for you last night but the devil grabbed my soul The love that we had turned to coal Snow settled in my heart In the spot you used to hold The holidays are so full of cheer This year I opened a box of our memories No love lies here M. D.
0
Dec 24, 2018
Dec 24, 2018 at 2:24 PM UTC
Merry Christmas
As I open the book Let us all take a look Bells ring out throughout the square The feeling of Christmas is in the air A little boy sleeps dreaming of snow This is New York City you just never know The vision of a star The Wise men who travelled far Unity being a community Christmas being truly in what you see A little baby Jesus was a male being he It’s was a rememorable night In fact it was silent and no situation of plight All the stars are shining bright There’s Rudolf with his nose being a headlight Oh look a dream did come true The snow is falling Well I have no time for stalling Let’s throw snowballs and see who will fall A Snowman stands and he is tall Frosty is his name A snowman loves to play a game He’s decked out all in Christmas snow Frosty moves along with the flow Well I am starting to yond This was a story I am very fond I am falling asleep for sure Yet my heart is full of joy all in galore As I lay my head down I am asleep across town I will wake up Christmas morning bound Full of praises will be the sound.
0
Nov 30, 2014
Nov 30, 2014 at 6:22 PM UTC
CHRISTMAS BOOK WITH ITS OWN STORIES
i said deer, deer! i didn't say rain dear or reindeer, but anyway, where's my sledge and boxes filled with presents? i just looked like some madman running, but then the animals were in too much stress i had to appoint them a new rudolf. <strike>( now the extra lines signifying that i'm about to ruin a ****** decent poem: as honest as it might be worth inquiring to then only doubt... well, my heart is still in a state of rhythmic crescendos that just bulges into song for such depths of experience, the thrill as if being the stag leading them from one patch of forest to another: basically i mean you experience the emotions of doubt, and i'll just experience this. no monkeys around to try and be tarzan, plus it would have been traffic chaos, as the two drivers on the road would nod to approvingly. so women lie about their age, and men lie about the date of birth, so she gets all muddling puzzles reading a horoscope. actually, you know what? i'm going to start calling it journalism, every poet being the new journalist exposing his private life, extremely given the innermost of what they actually disseminate thinking & feeling, as the two so far apart that feelings give almost automatic thinking in this medium, we once called poetry; why? just because the word and art form originated in greek does not mean it has to remain there forever. bigmouth strikes again at the unsatisfactory edifice of unattainable written expression of such emotion as shared with the wild.)</strike> well it was kinda funny, cos i was also holding a beer can.
0
Sep 30, 2015
Sep 30, 2015 at 10:43 PM UTC
running with deer
i said deer, deer! i didn't say rain dear or reindeer, but anyway, where's my sledge and boxes filled with presents? i just looked like some madman running, but then the animals were in too much stress i had to appoint them a new rudolf. <strike>( now the extra lines signifying that i'm about to ruin a ****** decent poem: as honest as it might be worth inquiring to then only doubt... well, my heart is still in a state of rhythmic crescendos that just bulges into song for such depths of experience, the thrill as if being the stag leading them from one patch of forest to another: basically i mean you experience the emotions of doubt, and i'll just experience this. no monkeys around to try and be tarzan, plus it would have been traffic chaos, as the two drivers on the road would nod to approvingly. so women lie about their age, and men lie about the date of birth, so she gets all muddling puzzles reading a horoscope. actually, you know what? i'm going to start calling it journalism, every poet being the new journalist exposing his private life, extremely given the innermost of what they actually disseminate thinking & feeling, as the two so far apart that feelings give almost automatic thinking in this medium, we once called poetry; why? just because the word and art form originated in greek does not mean it has to remain there forever. bigmouth strikes again at the unsatisfactory edifice of unattainable written expression of such emotion as shared with the wild.)</strike> well it was kinda funny, cos i was also holding a beer can.
Continue reading...
35
No rocket surgeon, nor brain scientist called upon but only Rudolf the red nose reindeer solicited as psychological mentor yes...undoubtedly countless decades removed since queer (not very gay at all!) ****** changing phenomena from thine angst riddled biological metamorphosis allows me to peer with greater theft of mine precious youth stolen, via piercing overbear ring mailer daemons, when mine tender age did near cusp whence onset of puberty clapped development tight as if by a doppelganger mutineer warp and weft of mine lifetime tapestry mine acute perception doth lear as threads got tightly woven into mine casual knitwear though pubescent phase wrought with oppressive foresight interwoven with jeer ring bullying hmm...maybe thine ability to distill self actualization extant among interlinear teenage stage viewable during my youthful days, but clouded over asper mine more vivid perspective here from this present moment ha...amusing insight from present perch devoid of adolescent glare sire re: brill grade do lobes gleam freer, now with insight aye ear rate at such pitch 'ere perfect hindsight aye declare, yet as a much younger self when I hapt to be a boy, acuity seemed oblivious to perceive via sight and sound what social cues visceral, (visual, and audiological) seems crystal clear revisiting non verbal awkward teenage mutant ninja turtle memories, that now deafeningly blare at the threshold of ear splitting decibels, how hard of hearing human (nada so) subtle in retrospect, I am aware interpersonal nuances clear as the tune Doris Day Que será, será did voice, a catchy air.
0
Jul 26, 2018
Jul 26, 2018 at 4:49 PM UTC
Upon The Firmament Of Hindsight
No rocket surgeon, nor brain scientist called upon but only Rudolf the red nose reindeer solicited as psychological mentor yes...undoubtedly countless decades removed since queer (not very gay at all!) ****** changing phenomena from thine angst riddled biological metamorphosis allows me to peer with greater theft of mine precious youth stolen, via piercing overbear ring mailer daemons, when mine tender age did near cusp whence onset of puberty clapped development tight as if by a doppelganger mutineer warp and weft of mine lifetime tapestry mine acute perception doth lear as threads got tightly woven into mine casual knitwear though pubescent phase wrought with oppressive foresight interwoven with jeer ring bullying hmm...maybe thine ability to distill self actualization extant among interlinear teenage stage viewable during my youthful days, but clouded over asper mine more vivid perspective here from this present moment ha...amusing insight from present perch devoid of adolescent glare sire re: brill grade do lobes gleam freer, now with insight aye ear rate at such pitch 'ere perfect hindsight aye declare, yet as a much younger self when I hapt to be a boy, acuity seemed oblivious to perceive via sight and sound what social cues visceral, (visual, and audiological) seems crystal clear revisiting non verbal awkward teenage mutant ninja turtle memories, that now deafeningly blare at the threshold of ear splitting decibels, how hard of hearing human (nada so) subtle in retrospect, I am aware interpersonal nuances clear as the tune Doris Day Que será, será did voice, a catchy air.
Continue reading...
52
Cranky from the lack of sleep, I twist my fin into a knot of agony Swoosh!! The-...     An-... Aw, the **** with it... Lately I’ve been thinking that all men are cremated equally crisp. But my next door neighbor still smolders darkly in his backyard grill pit, his dogs frantic in their drooling lust to lick his charred flanks. Dear grieving widow – would you honor me by dropping in for a cup of tea? She wails and moans, her pelvis slack and canted downwards. It will be a chore to get her to loosen up enough to hurl a **** heavenwards. The specifics of our last conversation escape me. But I do remember calling you an angelic **** with the personality of a rabid piranha. You responded, with a dreamy smile, “But, my dear Rudolf! I do select my prey by their spread and heft! After all, I just love to hear that gristly pop when they open up for my sanguine delectation...” Aurora, CO – May 1995 Derek Bascombe
0
Oct 15, 2016
Oct 15, 2016 at 9:19 AM UTC
A Dark Feast
A “Merry Christmas” to you all Dreams with smiles and wishes coming true Christmas trees with presents under the tree just for you. Loads of cards just to let you know how many people love you Roast Turkey, Roast Vegetables there’s so much love in this room. I can feel Mrs Clause and Rudolf smiling because christmas makes us feel good.Little children in the room with family and friends laughing out loud. The smell of the food in the kitchen is so nice, there’s a knock at the door please let the snowman in-side. Eggnog and Sherry for grandma and grandpa, little kids all around the telly watching Madagascar. The rooms filled with laughter kids opening every present they get faster, wrapping paper all around with Christmas songs to sing along. Christmas Socks all been raided chocolate sweets all over people’s faces Marry Christmas to you all and may the day grant all your wishers. And even though your belly feels full it’s okay to offer to clean up all the dishes. Jidos Reality 5.12.12
0
Dec 12, 2016
Dec 12, 2016 at 2:41 PM UTC
Merry Christmas
The vision of Santa being a Christmas Tree The tree having smiles of jolly He He This is children’s delight The Santa tree having all the color that makes it a sight All the sparkle that shine bright Santa’s long white beard being extending in leading the ensemble to the Christmas Tree A Santa train moving from top to bottom in and out while puffing smoke all about A springle of snow that just shoots out from the tree This will be a Christmas to not forget for all to see Then having the North Pole sitting at the top of the tree Rudolf pops out to give Christmas wishes Then the Christmas tree makes a turn into a waltz Standing superior being the Santa Christmas tree The Santa Christmas tree being admired A child’s heart feeling inspired An atmosphere of pure excellence The beauty being magical in significance What more can Christmas be? A child awaits Santa’s arrival and Christmas morning for all gifts to see But let’s not forget what Christmas is all about It’s the baby Jesus being the shout HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL DASH AWAY DASH AWAY BEING SANTA’S CALL.
0
Nov 24, 2014
Nov 24, 2014 at 8:02 PM UTC
THE DESIGNED SANTA CLAUS CHRISTMAS TREE
(The Black Nosed Reindeer) Santa: What the **** are you doing here I must have a red nose reindeer. Adolf: I don't know, the job centre sent me and told me to put glitter on my antlers. Santa: Did you read the job description ? Adolf: I did, but the lady said that it was an equal opportunities position. Santa: Did they give you a card? Adolf: Yes, here it is, you me and the bear. Santa: I don't believe this. Adolf: Well ! am I hired or not? Santa: I must ring the job centre. Hello, Santa Claus here. Where is Rudolf this year Miss? Job Centre: Hello Santa, he can't make it this year. Santa: But why not? Job Centre: We are not permitted to discuss our' clients affairs Mr Claus. Santa; But I must speak with him ! Job Centre: The best I can do is to give you the AA help line. Santa: Hello, I am looking for Rudolf. AA. Is this some sort of Joke? Santa: No, this is Santa Claus here. AA. This is Alcoholics Anonymous and we do not give out information about our members. All I can say is, everyone around the table here has a red nose and looks like Rudolf. Merry Christmas.
0
Nov 20, 2019
Nov 20, 2019 at 2:14 AM UTC
A Christmas Story.
The Red Instead & Read inside the ceremonies All charities $$_____$ Formalities All to see Never nothing On me Red fire Mercedes Mouths you could never Race and beat those Stepford Wives_____* Never said they were ladies Ritual deep red lipstick Risky business slick Boost of salaries phonies yellow chicks Cold cuts such a ham Humming Mrs. (Honey Baked) Red show pictures Red light Catch them Red Hoods Oh! what a Knight-light Those dark negatives Became ****** Maleficent book light Stay positively? Extremely_____ Indian-Bow redface painted cults Wow___ The Boston creme pie That ****** fool Hot barn gals Warrior Blue Sword Fee number clue (He) Just pay up red dual Antique fireplace Hire-red-lace Devil made me Risque dancing Wind- up Dollie One of a mind doll Romancing Red-bed Wickedly insulted The cardinal the male red Madly Totally Rad The female Red bling with his garnish feastly Beastie clocker Beguiled brownish What was told and really said? French tickler____ New **** Orleans Red District 3 Never said to wear red Read this if you are too late You will take fate in your own hands Don't end up dead Red rear view window project bodies possessed Words Went worrisome Never said Enchanted more some Read this maybe you will be protected Mystical " Rainforest tea" Rooibos Bossy Ross the fairest The more blood on your hands The poison arrow frog Lilith Leap year Sitting in red chilled over ice chairs having eggnog Never said I fell for Autumn leaves London Big Ben Fog Firey Red Stop sign yo yo ** ** Grains Silo Santas Tapas Drinks babes lap Never said Computers Red App and Red collar pups Read this shut up Those laptops They gave to Swindler Cops Chinese red British colony lucky year Precious red nails jewels He is bloodshot Seeing through his lies ((Red Raise Glass shot)) I never said why? More jewels Gracious Rudolf Deers I never said I was from the old school Cheers
0
May 11, 2018
May 11, 2018 at 8:13 AM UTC
Never Said "Red" Read this
The Red Instead & Read inside the ceremonies All charities $$_____$ Formalities All to see Never nothing On me Red fire Mercedes Mouths you could never Race and beat those Stepford Wives_____* Never said they were ladies Ritual deep red lipstick Risky business slick Boost of salaries phonies yellow chicks Cold cuts such a ham Humming Mrs. (Honey Baked) Red show pictures Red light Catch them Red Hoods Oh! what a Knight-light Those dark negatives Became ****** Maleficent book light Stay positively? Extremely_____ Indian-Bow redface painted cults Wow___ The Boston creme pie That ****** fool Hot barn gals Warrior Blue Sword Fee number clue (He) Just pay up red dual Antique fireplace Hire-red-lace Devil made me Risque dancing Wind- up Dollie One of a mind doll Romancing Red-bed Wickedly insulted The cardinal the male red Madly Totally Rad The female Red bling with his garnish feastly Beastie clocker Beguiled brownish What was told and really said? French tickler____ New **** Orleans Red District 3 Never said to wear red Read this if you are too late You will take fate in your own hands Don't end up dead Red rear view window project bodies possessed Words Went worrisome Never said Enchanted more some Read this maybe you will be protected Mystical " Rainforest tea" Rooibos Bossy Ross the fairest The more blood on your hands The poison arrow frog Lilith Leap year Sitting in red chilled over ice chairs having eggnog Never said I fell for Autumn leaves London Big Ben Fog Firey Red Stop sign yo yo ** ** Grains Silo Santas Tapas Drinks babes lap Never said Computers Red App and Red collar pups Read this shut up Those laptops They gave to Swindler Cops Chinese red British colony lucky year Precious red nails jewels He is bloodshot Seeing through his lies ((Red Raise Glass shot)) I never said why? More jewels Gracious Rudolf Deers I never said I was from the old school Cheers
Continue reading...
190
. W A R N I N G. WARNING. warning. Santa Klaus is a ********* who goes into children’s rooms after dark, while Rudolf, a **** sympathiser, metaphorically promotes, Khmer Rouge, plus The Red Brigade, as he waits in the snow with a Rufous nose collecting Cox’s, from insomniacs, the homeless, and Domatophobiacs!
0
Aug 30, 2018
Aug 30, 2018 at 5:34 AM UTC
BreXmas