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(The Black Nosed Reindeer) Santa: What the **** are you doing here I must have a red nose reindeer. Adolf: I don't know, the job centre sent me and told me to put glitter on my antlers. Santa: Did you read the job description ? Adolf: I did, but the lady said that it was an equal opportunities position. Santa: Did they give you a card? Adolf: Yes, here it is, you me and the bear. Santa: I don't believe this. Adolf: Well ! am I hired or not? Santa: I must ring the job centre. Hello, Santa Claus here. Where is Rudolf this year Miss? Job Centre: Hello Santa, he can't make it this year. Santa: But why not? Job Centre: We are not permitted to discuss our' clients affairs Mr Claus. Santa; But I must speak with him ! Job Centre: The best I can do is to give you the AA help line. Santa: Hello, I am looking for Rudolf. AA. Is this some sort of Joke? Santa: No, this is Santa Claus here. AA. This is Alcoholics Anonymous and we do not give out information about our members. All I can say is, everyone around the table here has a red nose and looks like Rudolf. Merry Christmas.
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Nov 20, 2019
Nov 20, 2019 at 2:14 AM UTC
A Christmas Story.
(The Black Nosed Reindeer) Santa: What the **** are you doing here I must have a red nose reindeer. Adolf: I don't know, the job centre sent me and told me to put glitter on my antlers. Santa: Did you read the job description ? Adolf: I did, but the lady said that it was an equal opportunities position. Santa: Did they give you a card? Adolf: Yes, here it is, you me and the bear. Santa: I don't believe this. Adolf: Well ! am I hired or not? Santa: I must ring the job centre. Hello, Santa Claus here. Where is Rudolf this year Miss? Job Centre: Hello Santa, he can't make it this year. Santa: But why not? Job Centre: We are not permitted to discuss our' clients affairs Mr Claus. Santa; But I must speak with him ! Job Centre: The best I can do is to give you the AA help line. Santa: Hello, I am looking for Rudolf. AA. Is this some sort of Joke? Santa: No, this is Santa Claus here. AA. This is Alcoholics Anonymous and we do not give out information about our members. All I can say is, everyone around the table here has a red nose and looks like Rudolf. Merry Christmas.
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Nov 20, 2019
Nov 20, 2019 at 2:14 AM UTC
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