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"retarded" poems
**** the non-believers **** the ***** and **** the fools Go grab your Dad's gun and we'll go shoot up the whole school. Yeah. I got her nudes, don't you think that's pretty cool? You know that Jesus loves you, would you like to see him soon? You're so offended these days well **** my **** you ******** ***** ******* licking my Dad's **** Donny T's alright, Don't you think? Jesus loves you. I don't, But Jesus loves you.
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May 16, 2018
May 16, 2018 at 11:39 PM UTC
You're so offended these days
To see more and more Every time, I used to sit at the train door!! I didn't capture this imagery before So, I kept my eyes wide open to store!! Well, I must agree You'll get to see Wide angled views for free All that I can recapture is a tree And, It never stops surprising me Meanwhile, the people who come to *** Will mistake me for a ******** Thinking that I'd jump off to make my life Departed!! They'll try hard to get me safe Guarded Finally, they'll close the door and have me Discarded!!
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Jun 2, 2018
Jun 2, 2018 at 5:06 AM UTC
Train Journey
You seeing me rapping will never happen Before that I’ll start cappin Walk off like nothing happened Since I’ve mastered this art of war I tend to take things too far Don’t give a **** who you think you are Your rap handle doesn’t exist anymore My rhythms galore, your rhythms manure Best left in a bag On your steps At your front door Hottest your rap crap will ever get I’m so polished this is a blemish not a scrimmage I treat you little ******* Like a teacher’s pet Up against a Vietnam war vet Giving you your first shoots Flipping the script Double barrel twelve gauge extended clip Special grip pressed against your lip Having a hard time talking **** A pistol whip left your tooth chipped Fake rappers rapping hard No street creed; they ain’t legit This wack imitation **** Got me ****** off Don’t get me started you rip offs should get lost at all cost dealing with a real boss I can handle a loss Testing me lyrically, you must be previously ******** Now you are dearly departed I’m styling on you I’m wilding Bloodline of Goliath So go ahead start a riot With my mic on autopilot You can get chewed like trident Eating wack MC’s essential part of my diet this ain’t even a battle verse it’s a gift and a curse running its course on my high horse
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Oct 7, 2014
Oct 7, 2014 at 12:33 AM UTC
Freestyle Rap Battle
You tell us to Spread The Word To End The Word But you mean the word ******** And you think it's mean Because of Mental retardation And how it hurts Their feelings. Stop that word. I won't mind. Just don't turn around And call Him A ******
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Apr 21, 2013
Apr 21, 2013 at 9:43 PM UTC
******
By Arcassin Burnham Like I said, There is no need to hide Ripping out your entrails, Punished for your betrayal, You will prevail, To be an enemy of Mine, now thats pErfect grammar Cause I'm actuaLLY attending to care to diss you, The ******** unfit mother you are, You should be in the slammer, Your kids wouldn't miss you. Now Thats Perfect Grammar
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Mar 4, 2015
Mar 4, 2015 at 11:43 PM UTC
"107 Diss #2"
The teacher stands before her detained class And from behind her authoritative podium She equates abortion to the holocaust A dangerous comparison in an educational garrison But the other children nodded their heads in agreement A benefit of having the ear of youth Is being able to infect it with your own toxic ideology What bacteria did this ear infection consist of? Conservatism? Religiosity? Chastity? The answer was depressingly simple I was the only one there unaware of Fox News I was a casualty of the confusion The confusion engendered By venom thoughts placing politic-colored glasses on the entrenched masses Entertainment Used to convey anger and hate Emotions worth conveying But not living in The intents and desires of their vulnerable receivers become an incongruous disaster What could I have done? Minds as still as the pharaohs heart We live in a society where we're all infantilized by one myth Good and evil Looking back on what I did do I didn't do much But I did do something I didn't nod my head like a ******** sycophant
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May 23, 2017
May 23, 2017 at 12:34 PM UTC
Fox News
angry men, get more done, but angry men die very young you see my dad was always getting angry, nobody knows why he did you see he was waiting for the perfect time to stop treating me like a kid you see dad was angry at me because i didn’t clean my computer table and he also was angry at me for converting to the cindrella cleaning system you see angry men get things done, but they also die very young, dad was young, at age 75 i miss his helpful side, by helping me understand the computer like art colony, writers cafe, and hello poetry and FACEBOOK, man you see i hated dads frown, you see angry people die very young i am not one of those angry people, that is why i am frustrated because people are trying to push my nice side up to space and my evil side i want to get rid of, cause, i am not shy to look ******** but i am a complete normie, only nerds are angry, very angry nerds they will die very young, very very young i hated my dads angriness, cause he hyped me up i knew dad would die first, because he show his happy side like me i am not living in the past for anyone dad was angry, he helped me with the computer, i say thanks to the paranormal dad but i still thought that dad was a cranky man hail to the yobbos the yobbos the yobbos hail to the yobbos and the old cranky dad i know dad isn’t teasing, but he is an old cranky dad i am the happiest dude in canberra, happier than anyone i help the poor, i help the poor an old cranky dad sits there up on cloud 9 wanting pat has powers to take old hags out of people old hags who are trying to be cool kids ANGRY MEN GET THINGS DONE, BUT THEY DIE YOUNG LIKE DAD ANGRY MEN GET THINGS DONE, BUT THEY DIE YOUNG LIKE DAD ANGRY MEN GET THINGS DONE, BUT THEY DIE YOUNG LIKE DAD i am a cool young dude, i have a lot of fun
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Mar 2, 2015
Mar 2, 2015 at 5:03 AM UTC
angry men get things done, angry men die young, i am not angry i am happy
angry men, get more done, but angry men die very young you see my dad was always getting angry, nobody knows why he did you see he was waiting for the perfect time to stop treating me like a kid you see dad was angry at me because i didn’t clean my computer table and he also was angry at me for converting to the cindrella cleaning system you see angry men get things done, but they also die very young, dad was young, at age 75 i miss his helpful side, by helping me understand the computer like art colony, writers cafe, and hello poetry and FACEBOOK, man you see i hated dads frown, you see angry people die very young i am not one of those angry people, that is why i am frustrated because people are trying to push my nice side up to space and my evil side i want to get rid of, cause, i am not shy to look ******** but i am a complete normie, only nerds are angry, very angry nerds they will die very young, very very young i hated my dads angriness, cause he hyped me up i knew dad would die first, because he show his happy side like me i am not living in the past for anyone dad was angry, he helped me with the computer, i say thanks to the paranormal dad but i still thought that dad was a cranky man hail to the yobbos the yobbos the yobbos hail to the yobbos and the old cranky dad i know dad isn’t teasing, but he is an old cranky dad i am the happiest dude in canberra, happier than anyone i help the poor, i help the poor an old cranky dad sits there up on cloud 9 wanting pat has powers to take old hags out of people old hags who are trying to be cool kids ANGRY MEN GET THINGS DONE, BUT THEY DIE YOUNG LIKE DAD ANGRY MEN GET THINGS DONE, BUT THEY DIE YOUNG LIKE DAD ANGRY MEN GET THINGS DONE, BUT THEY DIE YOUNG LIKE DAD i am a cool young dude, i have a lot of fun
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I last saw her in Santiago ******* drunkenly in a Sub urban taverna parading conceited pride in a twisted union with that ********  heinous maniacal harlequin each in vainglorious throes of their imagined septic mindfuck Debauch celebration of collaboration of succubus and incubus Some days she is saying Haloa in Hawaii adorned as Sainti Maria the ***** now as Madonna spewing words like a dove acting like a Nun in a Convent the fiendess with two faces hiding her ****** like the ace in lace the malignant serpent crawling in the duality of her neurosis I last saw her in Santiago In a sanctity of the poisoned insecures with exiguous minds consumed with flaming fears she begs acceptance for inclusion ******* for percieved reflected glory from her fathers' jailers The subjugated souls of chai wallah lives on in grandchildren So when Santi Maria flirts from honey to beehive Ready to ***** and part thighs and brain for minor pointing gun Feel sorry for a damaged child devoid of a prime core never made only obeisance to past rulers whose discarded cast-offs she wears Her poems  enchants but its virulent tools she takes in her body I last saw her in Santiago A slaved two-faced pretender who sings like a nightingale In sub urban dives she postrates to friendly pats and gropes Melting creeps and hot tigers begging subs for a heady drink Brilliant yet blindsided to **** on knees as her children will too Copyright@LaurenceA20thSept2018Allrightsreserved.
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Sep 21, 2018
Sep 21, 2018 at 9:03 PM UTC
I Call Her Santiago.....
We are a nation in war We will not take any refuges We will only take prisoners So do not try to step up on our borders We do not tolerate anything But democracy and Elton John We have a Queen and good sanitary systems The Queen's love and Märsk Mc-Kinny Möller! We have musicians and even though They make utterly boring music And have nothing but nonsense to say We love them like a ******** nephew We have rappers; they say ***** and they say **** We have stand up comedians they say poo-poo We are about 5 million white species Producing 28.000.000 white pig's pr. year We have such clean waters you can't imagine We have a love so deep you will not belive Our police force is build on high moral principles We build everything on pure and strong idealism.
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Aug 21, 2014
Aug 21, 2014 at 3:36 PM UTC
Circle Of Commitment.
I was called a troll today, I really don't know if I deserved it. I comment and like but now I feel like **** She said I'm sure you never thought I would leave your comment up. I'm doing so , so that every body can see you this far the *** WIPE YOU REALLY ARE. So sorry they didn't nominate your *** for the Grand WIZARD BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME ***** go crawl like a lizard. Sorry for this old troll who pay me a visit, I know some of yall saw him...Lord Have Mercy... Go to the activity room in the nursing home somewhere in Jersey. Play BINGO OR SOMETHING don't know what gramps problem was I think they did it to make you think it is someone you don't know. Stupid *** people need a real woman I just do not reply back. Trolls can make themselves any age any *** I am blessed not to be sick and homeless. if they really want views all they have to do is ask will I help out and share their vid...I will do just that! depends on what they're talking about....Just dont try to combat. My guess is Trolls are people looking for views and are bighearted next time you should think before you sound ********
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Nov 5, 2012
Nov 5, 2012 at 3:32 AM UTC
I was called a Troll today.
Can I trust the eyes seeking mine? I want to Because they look like home Through sepia tones A bittersweet nostalgia before We learned how easily people break I want to trust your arms They look just big enough to hold me When I know the only way I feel safe Is in the shape of a ball And if you were any more beautiful I’d be ******** Much like the ten beers I should’a Said no to Before you And they Had me sycophantic and stumbling And already just a little bit ******** I want the smell of you to linger on my clothes The same way fire does After a book burning Just a little bit shameful I want you to stop my stammering With a kiss To preoccupy my mouth Long enough to subdue my stupid I want to let go Of the fever that makes my back sweat When I see you And the worry That your eyes might lose their shine someday I want you In all the ways that I am probably not supposed to want you But I do I want our wrinkles to one day fit Like ****** up Ziploc bags It’s that bad So kiss me Before I tell you that And maybe keep your eyes closed Until I can trust them Because I want to
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Nov 9, 2011
Nov 9, 2011 at 10:34 PM UTC
If You Were Any More Beautiful, I Would Be ********
I don't see how Worrying can make you Tired. But it does. It makes me exhausted, it makes me an insomniac, It makes me think crazy, it makes me worry more than I already was. It makes me think every one has something happening to them Right now At this very moment. Something is Wrong. But I'm tired. I really am. I need my sleep. But my mind is fighting, Telling me over and over and over again that I need to check one last time Whether someone is okay Whether someone is alive Whether someone is someone is... **** it, there's the mental block. It happens. Usually. I think. I don't know. But what I do know is that It makes me unusual, It makes me sick, It makes me not normal. It makes people stare, It makes people scared, It makes people laugh and laugh and laugh While they call me names and mock me. They tell me I'm crazy, Mentally ******** a "Psychopathic pill popper". I know that I am. And I'm trying to stop. But it's hard. And I'm tired.
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Dec 27, 2013
Dec 27, 2013 at 9:03 AM UTC
Tired of Worrying
**** me I don't trust me maybe I'm rusty shes just ***** ***** hate to look you in the shoes there lovely lackin alternatives the shoes it be rub me filth to the core not unseen unteen times past I felt bad plugging and running not scared of **** its ******* is ****** a life oh what seems to be life so This ain't livin' Marvin Gaye given insight my sight unseen unto the looking glass glean maybe better off taken time to see sorry not me that whole waiting scene I plead to gods on high be free my soul tattered torn on the throne all this time wasted holding on to the goal just to throw oh a life oh what seems to be life so This ain't livin' Marvin Gaye given cowardice a man who never felt fear resin to live in this hell world imprisoned here ******** leaders wish I had time in a pile of ***** alone in the world, fillin in for atlas, who me? nah I'm fine.
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Jan 24, 2013
Jan 24, 2013 at 11:01 PM UTC
**** me
I guess I’m a ***** now cause I said your beats need bass Sometimes I wish I could smack ya face Leave your *** without a trace You said you didn’t ask for my advice but want me to be to your wife? If you don’t try to grow, I swear on my life I’ll be the first one to stick the knife Right now that guy looks enticing Cause my partner ain’t inviting I’m tired of the vibrating Of my purple play thing The time you’re wasting I run cause I seek safety Anywhere where someone won’t play me I’m not stupid, I’m not ******** He calls me names so our ways parted I can go the distance but I’ll end up where I started Conintously trying, my brain is frying Can no longer comprehend which way my back should bend You bend me over **** me raw, my ***** is he best thing You ever saw You make me bend over backwards Whenever you think you ain’t wrong You remind my of my favorite song You should stronger than me, am I wrong?
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Jul 28, 2018
Jul 28, 2018 at 9:11 PM UTC
Lady boy
just don't mention that a child is vaccine damaged the school system is ******** that mobile phones affect the developing fetus or that obesity is avoidable or that what you eat affects your health !
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Jul 27, 2012
Jul 27, 2012 at 3:14 AM UTC
the new political correctness
******** by my repose confined in these here clothes why I’m here who honestly knows perhaps to keep you on your toes most likely to keep me on mine involuntary impulses through my spine to jolt my idle body back into line a puppet posed to play fine I will sever these said stings so I may move on to grander things move where love rarely stings and the sky and moon often sings
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Sep 13, 2010
Sep 13, 2010 at 9:03 PM UTC
******** By My Repose
Our fellow ******** people, or should I say mentally handicapped, have two eyes, a nose, and a beating heart far more large and caring then any1 else's. Everyday people abuse the word ****** We use it to describe something slow or stupid. The problem with this is that everytime you use that word, you're insulting a group of people that cannot defend themselves. The mentally handicapped aren't locked in dark basements to rot and die anymore; they're out in the world living as every1 else. And becuz of this we've "accepted" them right? We're a big happy and accepting world to every single human being becuz we're all equal! WRONG. We glorify freedom and how wonderful it is, but with freedom comes hate. With freedom comes words that r always going to be there forever, just to remind the human race that some1 with an extra chromosome is different.
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Jan 23, 2015
Jan 23, 2015 at 9:44 PM UTC
The ******** person
From a young age, I always felt stifled I wasn’t allowed to be me so I was muffled Mother insisted at my school I be held back in first grade Principal said no, she insisted and in her hands he played She said I'd be better off ******** because someone could do something with me then Because the way I was, I was unable to learn, refused directions again and again Mother said I came from a loving caring family that I treated terrible I just don't know how to appreciate, and made others lives unbearable. Being me was really not acceptable So I always felt quite skeptical Everything I did, wanted to do, said or liked Was considered bad, wrong, sinful and disliked My having fun was not allowed For I’d embarrass them in a crowd I never knew what I was allowed to do Because of that I never really had a clue Never knowing what to do, say or how to act Since all my actions against me were attacked My mother said one thing to me and did another I knew she favored others over me so why did I bother? My entire life has been quite a farce Attention I wanted from her were sparse Always pretending to be such an outstanding mother To impress the friends and family she shouldn’t bother Mother said I couldn't work because I can’t get along with anybody Making me dependent on her in every way, she said I was shoddy. While mother was pretending to me that she really loved me She was going around bashing me to any family she’d see I’d complain that other family members treated me bad She said all you  do is cause trouble and make me mad If you could just grow up and learn to behave Then everyone would be nice and about you rave I trusted my mother when she said I was born bad, told her I  see She asked the doctor for help but said nothing was wrong with me. Mother spoke with fork tongue;  sold me out, lied to me constantly Leaving me to wonder how to survive without her cautiously I'm afraid to have fun, I'm always afraid someone will be cranky When I did things I'd pay for it because mom would be very angry Afraid to be me, don't know how to act, who I am, or what to do. Today I feel the same and for that reason I will always be blue At the age of almost 60 I'm finding out things were never my fault I'd like to take all those bad feelings, and lock them in a vault Copyright 2017 All rights reserved
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Sep 12, 2017
Sep 12, 2017 at 8:40 PM UTC
Stolen Identity
From a young age, I always felt stifled I wasn’t allowed to be me so I was muffled Mother insisted at my school I be held back in first grade Principal said no, she insisted and in her hands he played She said I'd be better off ******** because someone could do something with me then Because the way I was, I was unable to learn, refused directions again and again Mother said I came from a loving caring family that I treated terrible I just don't know how to appreciate, and made others lives unbearable. Being me was really not acceptable So I always felt quite skeptical Everything I did, wanted to do, said or liked Was considered bad, wrong, sinful and disliked My having fun was not allowed For I’d embarrass them in a crowd I never knew what I was allowed to do Because of that I never really had a clue Never knowing what to do, say or how to act Since all my actions against me were attacked My mother said one thing to me and did another I knew she favored others over me so why did I bother? My entire life has been quite a farce Attention I wanted from her were sparse Always pretending to be such an outstanding mother To impress the friends and family she shouldn’t bother Mother said I couldn't work because I can’t get along with anybody Making me dependent on her in every way, she said I was shoddy. While mother was pretending to me that she really loved me She was going around bashing me to any family she’d see I’d complain that other family members treated me bad She said all you  do is cause trouble and make me mad If you could just grow up and learn to behave Then everyone would be nice and about you rave I trusted my mother when she said I was born bad, told her I  see She asked the doctor for help but said nothing was wrong with me. Mother spoke with fork tongue;  sold me out, lied to me constantly Leaving me to wonder how to survive without her cautiously I'm afraid to have fun, I'm always afraid someone will be cranky When I did things I'd pay for it because mom would be very angry Afraid to be me, don't know how to act, who I am, or what to do. Today I feel the same and for that reason I will always be blue At the age of almost 60 I'm finding out things were never my fault I'd like to take all those bad feelings, and lock them in a vault Copyright 2017 All rights reserved
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Shut your mouth Shut your ******* mouth You don't know me You don't know what I went through Or what I go through Don't talk about me I hear what you say Just shut your ******* mouth I'm not a ***** I'm not disgusting Im not ******** I'm not what you say I am You don't know me Because Im just me
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Sep 26, 2014
Sep 26, 2014 at 3:41 PM UTC
You Don't Know Me
What gives you the right to judge me, criticism wasn't asked so why you open your mouth, What's your prerequisite to make assumption's & judgments- Constructive criticism my *** My ADHD PT-SD Dyslexia Anxiety & dealings with you caused me a break down, got me chronically depressed, You say you only want the best for me, Well shut up & let me be! pill popping just so my E.E.D. (Emitted explosive disorder) wont cause me to become sentience with life new labels would say ****** if you keep bothering me I ain't stupid- So stop talking down to me Im not illiterate ******* I read So let me be No I don't have TS (tourette syndrome) I ******* cuss cuz I wanna so shut the hell up I know right from wrong I'm no psychopath Then again I just might be since I could give a flying **** about you weather you live or die I wouldn't cry. Your making it harder for ya self not me just go way Doc Do ya got **** Job, I don't want to talk anymore My past is where I left it Behind me You deal with it Cuz I already did & do For you that call your selves wanting to help.... My OCD (Obsessive-compulsive disorder) is personal So what if I wash my hands& *** 3 or more times I'm not stupid or deaf I have Selective Hearing Nor am I ******** that's how I say hello with my middle finger I told you, I'm not ******** ***** I'm Special! Always Me Ayeshah
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Mar 10, 2010
Mar 10, 2010 at 7:15 PM UTC
***** I'm Special
Ever see two sappy ****** in the a park holding hands no ******* clue there on the verge of sugar coated insanity that twisted mind **** known as love. Yeah you ignore all the warnings of sanity ***** it im in love! You just cant get enough of each other you **** like two rabbits and it's perfect but thats never good enough the way it is. Oh **** no cause then after you sample ya gotta commit and unlike suicide there isnt a happy ending. Then one of you starts to wonder hey ya think are they cheating? Well if they are tahn im sure as hell going to! Like two kids you have to out do the other. Hey I ****** your sister! Yeah well I ****** your brother and your ******** cousin. Yeah now it makes sense why he's been so dam happy. Love is the poisen that ***** up the pie children like it or not it is. It's like the sober ***** at the party who usedto be fun till he found Jesus or some other superhero and wants to tell you how better his life is now. When all truth the guy wants to crack you over the head steal your beer but his head between a pair of big tit's and say **** being sober lets drink till we hit the floor. Yeah sure you may think Im a ***** and that love is everything thjat makes this marble roll. Yeah and if thats so Santa Claus is coming to town and he's bringin Elvis and Tupac and there gonna have ******** with Lady Ga Ga While Scooby Doo films it. Love does exist of course. Sure I see the old farts who been togather for so long they dont even have to tell each other how much they dislike the other. Love is a moment nothing more. And like red wine in the hand of some old lush you just pray it doesnt get spilled on the carpet cause it's hell to get out. But for the young and horney out there enjoy the fun that happens befor that std kicks in cause kids sometimes love hurts and really ****** burns.
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Oct 5, 2011
Oct 5, 2011 at 3:31 PM UTC
Love It Burns Sometimes
Ever see two sappy ****** in the a park holding hands no ******* clue there on the verge of sugar coated insanity that twisted mind **** known as love. Yeah you ignore all the warnings of sanity ***** it im in love! You just cant get enough of each other you **** like two rabbits and it's perfect but thats never good enough the way it is. Oh **** no cause then after you sample ya gotta commit and unlike suicide there isnt a happy ending. Then one of you starts to wonder hey ya think are they cheating? Well if they are tahn im sure as hell going to! Like two kids you have to out do the other. Hey I ****** your sister! Yeah well I ****** your brother and your ******** cousin. Yeah now it makes sense why he's been so dam happy. Love is the poisen that ***** up the pie children like it or not it is. It's like the sober ***** at the party who usedto be fun till he found Jesus or some other superhero and wants to tell you how better his life is now. When all truth the guy wants to crack you over the head steal your beer but his head between a pair of big tit's and say **** being sober lets drink till we hit the floor. Yeah sure you may think Im a ***** and that love is everything thjat makes this marble roll. Yeah and if thats so Santa Claus is coming to town and he's bringin Elvis and Tupac and there gonna have ******** with Lady Ga Ga While Scooby Doo films it. Love does exist of course. Sure I see the old farts who been togather for so long they dont even have to tell each other how much they dislike the other. Love is a moment nothing more. And like red wine in the hand of some old lush you just pray it doesnt get spilled on the carpet cause it's hell to get out. But for the young and horney out there enjoy the fun that happens befor that std kicks in cause kids sometimes love hurts and really ****** burns.
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Wobbling three legged tables where the bearded bald men are sitting upon the legs of standing chairs while telling local tales heard abroad recalled from memories long forgot Like stories from a ******** genius's journal read in public by the town's blind doctor clearly translated by a girl who was mute to a man listening with old deaf ears Or the one of the parched fisherman drowning who was seen from a distance by a nearsighted man that sent his lame messenger running to get help and was reeled in by the fish he had caught on his line. But none were as simply complicated as the one of the bearded bald men whose sitting stools stood tall as they sat and whose three legged table wobbled.
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May 31, 2010
May 31, 2010 at 7:00 PM UTC
The Bearded Bald Men
I remember what we used to be Swinging and climbing up every tree That time when everyone would go outside just to play tag Now all we got is 8 year old kids complaining about too much lag And all those ballin' teenagers saying 'We got so much swag' Now one of the only things you see Is teen girls selling out virginity 25$ at one time you could've almost caught a taxi ride from here to Tennessee I feel sorry for the next generation Swag ballin' COD players running this nation Now just give me one second of concentration heavy intake of breath Sorry, all the violence in the world has sent my mind through so much rehabilitation I realized everything we thought was right was wrong Simple math, it shouldn't have taken us this long But it doesn't matter cause everyone's taking a hit from the nearest **** These geniuses go and call others ******** Thanks, we're all mentally unstable and needed an excuse to be carted To the nearest funeral home Cause no one ever put us under loves dome Ding ding ding we have a winner Obviously the one without a ring on their finger Forever alone because others see them as a sinner When all they're trying to do is get another night's dinner 22 years from now we'll all be middle aged Stuck in a job wanting to be uncaged The worlds resources steadily going down the drain An we're all stuck on a one way train To hell or up above That's when you wish you'd just been born a dove Life's quite tough don't be late It seems today is quite an important date Though you've already come so far One day you'll be crying in a bar Thinking about your past when it was so easy Every day the wind was cool and breezy And you were swinging and climbing up every tree I remember what it used to be
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Aug 11, 2013
Aug 11, 2013 at 4:37 AM UTC
Used to Be (Slam Poem)
I remember what we used to be Swinging and climbing up every tree That time when everyone would go outside just to play tag Now all we got is 8 year old kids complaining about too much lag And all those ballin' teenagers saying 'We got so much swag' Now one of the only things you see Is teen girls selling out virginity 25$ at one time you could've almost caught a taxi ride from here to Tennessee I feel sorry for the next generation Swag ballin' COD players running this nation Now just give me one second of concentration heavy intake of breath Sorry, all the violence in the world has sent my mind through so much rehabilitation I realized everything we thought was right was wrong Simple math, it shouldn't have taken us this long But it doesn't matter cause everyone's taking a hit from the nearest **** These geniuses go and call others ******** Thanks, we're all mentally unstable and needed an excuse to be carted To the nearest funeral home Cause no one ever put us under loves dome Ding ding ding we have a winner Obviously the one without a ring on their finger Forever alone because others see them as a sinner When all they're trying to do is get another night's dinner 22 years from now we'll all be middle aged Stuck in a job wanting to be uncaged The worlds resources steadily going down the drain An we're all stuck on a one way train To hell or up above That's when you wish you'd just been born a dove Life's quite tough don't be late It seems today is quite an important date Though you've already come so far One day you'll be crying in a bar Thinking about your past when it was so easy Every day the wind was cool and breezy And you were swinging and climbing up every tree I remember what it used to be
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Ach so! thou much-praised and lauded Milwaukee, Thou delightful Wisconsin Stadt of boundless pulchritude, Verily hath History endowed thy blessed name With the noisomely beery breath of immortality! And thank the benign Almighty in highest Heav’n That thy delectable streets and arboreal squares Doth remain heretofore untouched by unseemly civic strife, Despite thy renown as veritable midwife to Sewer Socialism! Yet, tear-inducing recollections have I of this dwelling-place And herewith followeth heart-rending remembrances Of what transpired when I inveigled a plump young Mädchen there For a brief sojourn of untrammelled concupiscence. Alas, alack, after gorging her impetuous appetites On a gargantuan repast of mitteleuropäische delicacies, Methinks her poor heart gave up survival’s uneven battle And, warbling a soft piffero-reminiscent sigh, she expired. ‘Twas too tragic thus to depart this happy welkin in mid-prandials, Emitting a final flatus, sweet adieu, from her rearmost aperture, Leaving me, her poor forlorn swain, bereft and solitary, Faced with mine host’s request for instant monetary rendition. From that naughty place of my bereavement fled I, Clutching to my ***** the contents of her silken purse, Determined to partake in untrammelled ***** licence elsewhere, Ere the chanticleer’s dawn croak wake the inebriated citizens.
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Dec 5, 2014
Dec 5, 2014 at 12:21 PM UTC
Tragically Gay Memories of Old Milwaukee (poem by Edna's ******** brother Siegfried)
Till I met her, I knew I was the most ******** appreciated By few among Thousands I knew And then Every thing changed the day I met her upside down, Every thing turned Her madness, Unlimited rushed my Adrenaline Her crazy Deeds, unimaginable gave Me goosebumps Her love, Unprecedented filled life in my life She is my boon She is My Bane If people were Rain I was Drizzle She was Hurricane
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Jul 8, 2015
Jul 8, 2015 at 7:42 AM UTC
Rain & Hurricane