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"receptionist" poems
“Mr Pyre, come on through.” “Pop your bottom in my chair.” “Open wide, please Mr Pyre” Mr Pyre shaking, quaking in his ***** boots. Couldn’t bear the dentist. Was so very scared. Nurse pops on his cape. So no dribble spilled. Mr Pyre, the frightened patient. Wasn’t very thrilled. Dentist stuck his mirror in poor Mr Pyre’s mouth. Sees nothing. Shocked as no reflection seen. Very discreet. All knowing grin. Working with vampires never ideal. As Mr Pyre’s teeth they grew. Leaped out of the chair. Thought he’d have an early lunch. Dentist was no more. For lunch, Mr Pyre munched his dental man. Ate the nurse, receptionist too. Extracted his cape of plastic. Restored his own. Being a vampire, such a curse! Then from the surgery he flew. By ladylivvi1 © 2014 ladylivvi1 (All rights reserved) By ladylivvi1 © 2014 ladylivvi1 (All rights reserved)
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Jan 23, 2014
Jan 23, 2014 at 4:55 AM UTC
TRIP TO THE SURGERY
In the dark of night, in the middle of a storm A dish falls, shatters A shriek tears the relative silence Pale pink blood blossoms in the water While rich red blood wells up in the hand Tears falling like a blinding waterfall Stabs and throbs of aching stinging searing pain Blood and pain and tears fill the mind A flash of white tissue beneath the torrents of red Panting sobs and hyperventilation Panicking as victim is rushed to the ER Mother tries to comfort daughter with story of healed, Previously lacerated toes Two words blurted between gasps of pain: NOT HELPING Arrive to an empty lobby, excepting a nurse and receptionist Focus on nothing, only the hand The possible tendon torn, the skin shredded, the blood spilt Dishtowel now soaking red irony fluid instead of clear soapy The story repeated 6, 7, 8 times A nurse asks if I smoke or drink A radiologist asks if there is any chance for pregnancy And for a moment I am shocked out of my pain into pondering The corruption of the modern generations, Such that I am asked these questions Any friend of mine would quickly tell that No, I'm not that kind of teenager... but how many are? Then I am whisked from the x-ray room Off for stitches, they say my tendon is cut That I need stitches The fingers no longer gush, but that triviality is soon remedied A doctor probes the wound for shards Nurse flushes it clean with chlorohexadine Both renew the flow Doctor returns, stitches both fingers and chats away Grand tally of five stitches, a splint, blankets of guaze, And a roll of medical tape Prescriptions for pain meds and antibiotics, both given A scoffing glance, but instructions are followed Forbidden from any activity with the right hand by my mother I struggle even to write, simple chores soon a nuisance First time the splint and stitches are gone, Doctor number two declares my hand usable First time the little finger bends, the half healed skin splits So all for a plate, a hand was rendered more useless
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Nov 13, 2012
Nov 13, 2012 at 10:07 PM UTC
hand laceration
In the dark of night, in the middle of a storm A dish falls, shatters A shriek tears the relative silence Pale pink blood blossoms in the water While rich red blood wells up in the hand Tears falling like a blinding waterfall Stabs and throbs of aching stinging searing pain Blood and pain and tears fill the mind A flash of white tissue beneath the torrents of red Panting sobs and hyperventilation Panicking as victim is rushed to the ER Mother tries to comfort daughter with story of healed, Previously lacerated toes Two words blurted between gasps of pain: NOT HELPING Arrive to an empty lobby, excepting a nurse and receptionist Focus on nothing, only the hand The possible tendon torn, the skin shredded, the blood spilt Dishtowel now soaking red irony fluid instead of clear soapy The story repeated 6, 7, 8 times A nurse asks if I smoke or drink A radiologist asks if there is any chance for pregnancy And for a moment I am shocked out of my pain into pondering The corruption of the modern generations, Such that I am asked these questions Any friend of mine would quickly tell that No, I'm not that kind of teenager... but how many are? Then I am whisked from the x-ray room Off for stitches, they say my tendon is cut That I need stitches The fingers no longer gush, but that triviality is soon remedied A doctor probes the wound for shards Nurse flushes it clean with chlorohexadine Both renew the flow Doctor returns, stitches both fingers and chats away Grand tally of five stitches, a splint, blankets of guaze, And a roll of medical tape Prescriptions for pain meds and antibiotics, both given A scoffing glance, but instructions are followed Forbidden from any activity with the right hand by my mother I struggle even to write, simple chores soon a nuisance First time the splint and stitches are gone, Doctor number two declares my hand usable First time the little finger bends, the half healed skin splits So all for a plate, a hand was rendered more useless
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This letter, is to inform you, about a bomb threat that we received this, morning. Name of a Name Unified Consolidated ISD, a State-Recognized School of Somethingness, Where Kids Come First under the theme of All The Kids All The Curriculum All The Time is committed, to the safety and education of all our students and We Are Number One, Go #Thundercatbears!, ‘Cause We are #All-Hashtagged in Unity and Oneness. We also, want to clearly communicate with split infinitives And crazy commas all over the place to parents about safety issues when they get found out arise. This morning, a phone call, was received, by the receptionist at The-Latest-Name-Held-in-Place-with-Velcro-Until-the-Next-Name-Change Elementary School and Essential Spirit Dreams New Dawn Progress Learning and Technology Center of the Future stating a bomb was present, on the campus. After conferring with the Threat Assessment Team, The Standard Response Protocol team, the Chinkypin-Lizard Lick Police Department parked in the handicapped spaces at Tia Jolene’s Goremay Eats ‘n’ Bokays out next to the Interstate, the cheerleader sponsors, Facebook, Twitter, our attorneys, and Superintendent Dr. Hamestus Goodoleboy “Spike” Ponsonby III, the students were rapidly, and efficiently evacuated to a safe area up in the football bleachers where they would be more obvious targets and the school was professionally and thoroughly swept for anything suspicious and untoward. During this time, when no students were in danger, another call was received stating that  gunshots were fired in the school. There were no gunshots, fired in the school and no children were in danger at any time. Currently, we’re are is allowing students, who were never in any danger, to return to school as usual where there was never any danger at any time. We will have extra counselors and therapists available if students or parents needs supports are counsolining in spelling ‘n’ sentence structure. The students were never in any danger at any time. All threats to our school where their was never any danger and students who were never in any danger will be taken seriously immediately and thoroughly and investigated thoroughly and fully except for that call last week that we managed to keep covered up. We wanted to inform you of the correct facts because our correct facts are the only facts so you can discuss them with your child/ren Of any race, *** color, creed, religion, or gender identification or not and emphasize the seriousness of our facts, which are the only facts. If you discover Any facts untoward or out of place please contact us At the district office at *** *** xxxx ext *** or the Chinkypin - Lizard Lick Police Department immediately and thoroughly. No children were in, danger at any time.
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Feb 20, 2019
Feb 20, 2019 at 5:07 PM UTC
No Students Were Ever in Danger at Any Time
This letter, is to inform you, about a bomb threat that we received this, morning. Name of a Name Unified Consolidated ISD, a State-Recognized School of Somethingness, Where Kids Come First under the theme of All The Kids All The Curriculum All The Time is committed, to the safety and education of all our students and We Are Number One, Go #Thundercatbears!, ‘Cause We are #All-Hashtagged in Unity and Oneness. We also, want to clearly communicate with split infinitives And crazy commas all over the place to parents about safety issues when they get found out arise. This morning, a phone call, was received, by the receptionist at The-Latest-Name-Held-in-Place-with-Velcro-Until-the-Next-Name-Change Elementary School and Essential Spirit Dreams New Dawn Progress Learning and Technology Center of the Future stating a bomb was present, on the campus. After conferring with the Threat Assessment Team, The Standard Response Protocol team, the Chinkypin-Lizard Lick Police Department parked in the handicapped spaces at Tia Jolene’s Goremay Eats ‘n’ Bokays out next to the Interstate, the cheerleader sponsors, Facebook, Twitter, our attorneys, and Superintendent Dr. Hamestus Goodoleboy “Spike” Ponsonby III, the students were rapidly, and efficiently evacuated to a safe area up in the football bleachers where they would be more obvious targets and the school was professionally and thoroughly swept for anything suspicious and untoward. During this time, when no students were in danger, another call was received stating that  gunshots were fired in the school. There were no gunshots, fired in the school and no children were in danger at any time. Currently, we’re are is allowing students, who were never in any danger, to return to school as usual where there was never any danger at any time. We will have extra counselors and therapists available if students or parents needs supports are counsolining in spelling ‘n’ sentence structure. The students were never in any danger at any time. All threats to our school where their was never any danger and students who were never in any danger will be taken seriously immediately and thoroughly and investigated thoroughly and fully except for that call last week that we managed to keep covered up. We wanted to inform you of the correct facts because our correct facts are the only facts so you can discuss them with your child/ren Of any race, *** color, creed, religion, or gender identification or not and emphasize the seriousness of our facts, which are the only facts. If you discover Any facts untoward or out of place please contact us At the district office at *** *** xxxx ext *** or the Chinkypin - Lizard Lick Police Department immediately and thoroughly. No children were in, danger at any time.
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A Secretary-Receptionist Faces the Future - “I Know Where the Door Is, You Little Police Academy Dropout.” The name on the building changed again today I must apply for my own job, they say A smarmer wants more work for much less pay It’s time to reconstruct my resume’ I once was great with videotape and film And could type fifty-five words a minute On an IBM Selectric; my skills are dim The boy-boss taps on a plastic box - what’s in it? For forty years I ruled the company’s ground floor - Security, with a sneer, shows me the door
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Apr 2, 2019
Apr 2, 2019 at 4:07 PM UTC
"I KNOW Where the Door Is, You Little Police Academy Dropout!"
There’s plenty of flesh on her finger, sagging, loose, folded , crumpled at the knuckle. The nail is peach, white at the tip manicured, manufactured; plastic. She reaches out towards a musty key. The greyish, flesh-coloured cube awaits her touch. She withdraws from her ****** her finger folds away with the rest. Reassured, she begins again. Her fat stub hovering over the scrabble of letters With a satisfied click the key flattens into the board.
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Mar 7, 2012
Mar 7, 2012 at 6:19 PM UTC
The Receptionist
porcupine, devil's receptionist, your splinters are aching again. manifested figure, you are alien. more so are your actions. I am thoroughly impressed by the displays of your affections boldly handing them to me, so rudely beautiful, and my limbs are too shocked for movement. each layer within me shifts, black goes grey, blue goes green, brown goes red and gold, weeds become sunflowers, the ground below us begins to heave, volcanoes splinter and split down their middles, ridges of lava gasping for air, bubbling, black to grey to white to blue and purple fire. sweat, we sweat but we don't catch flame. sweat, and I am liquid at last. sweet, considering possibilities, shuffling my vocabulary like cards in a deck, preparing myself for the most difficult game life could offer, preparing myself in tender fragments of flaky crystal. words become thin glass in my mind, and I begin to feel the cuts in my throat,  climbing up my tongue trying to create some movement, even if that movement is pain. movement has suddenly shook my bones out of their choke hold. I gasp for air, grasp on to what you hold out. your outline against my insides at last, your third eye cracked open and I see behind and through the meshing that takes place. I see so much that I am blind, torn with black and white. I close my eyes with good intention: I am black. more dark than thorn roofed ships, smashing against waves made of shadow. I open my eyes with impression and find you white. more white than the ghosts in my bones, winter shivers back with thoughts of you. I close my eyes with good intention. I tire more and more my head weighs down with all the color. I want no more black or white. you tire more and more your head weighed down by holding your colors in. we become tectonic and all goes grey. ashes of what we felt that day aches of what we did morning reaches my empty lids, you've taken all I could say with your silence. a plague. a bartenders keep. I saw you again before the moon, I even saw you standing beneath it's reflection, staring.
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Sep 5, 2013
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:45 AM UTC
tender rising
porcupine, devil's receptionist, your splinters are aching again. manifested figure, you are alien. more so are your actions. I am thoroughly impressed by the displays of your affections boldly handing them to me, so rudely beautiful, and my limbs are too shocked for movement. each layer within me shifts, black goes grey, blue goes green, brown goes red and gold, weeds become sunflowers, the ground below us begins to heave, volcanoes splinter and split down their middles, ridges of lava gasping for air, bubbling, black to grey to white to blue and purple fire. sweat, we sweat but we don't catch flame. sweat, and I am liquid at last. sweet, considering possibilities, shuffling my vocabulary like cards in a deck, preparing myself for the most difficult game life could offer, preparing myself in tender fragments of flaky crystal. words become thin glass in my mind, and I begin to feel the cuts in my throat,  climbing up my tongue trying to create some movement, even if that movement is pain. movement has suddenly shook my bones out of their choke hold. I gasp for air, grasp on to what you hold out. your outline against my insides at last, your third eye cracked open and I see behind and through the meshing that takes place. I see so much that I am blind, torn with black and white. I close my eyes with good intention: I am black. more dark than thorn roofed ships, smashing against waves made of shadow. I open my eyes with impression and find you white. more white than the ghosts in my bones, winter shivers back with thoughts of you. I close my eyes with good intention. I tire more and more my head weighs down with all the color. I want no more black or white. you tire more and more your head weighed down by holding your colors in. we become tectonic and all goes grey. ashes of what we felt that day aches of what we did morning reaches my empty lids, you've taken all I could say with your silence. a plague. a bartenders keep. I saw you again before the moon, I even saw you standing beneath it's reflection, staring.
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This things are made for idling transparent in their quotidian splendor: A Buddha statue at the receptionist desk golden skin, red robes welcoming all yogis with its gaze eyelids closed The candle, a guardian of an aim an intention that moves within a flame over the palms of the wooden hands Incense smoke dance softly around the entrance like a dream seen from wakefulness immersive enhancer of the humor filling the place with soft calmness Nag champa smell and serious air The bamboo doors from Monday to Sunday open the way to Indian sounds and the voices of blooming teachers guide the way until shavasana when practitioners become gently moving statues and glowing air goes breathing in and breathing out daily efforts and daily hopes.
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Nov 21, 2013
Nov 21, 2013 at 12:17 PM UTC
The studio
The counsellors office has always been uneasy and the chairs always too cold always a small breeze with the windows not even cracked open. This was the newest patients second visit, everything was casual, routine questions, just another average case but then there was a sudden silence, the patient became curious and fidgety, the counsellor sat waiting, watching. "uh, doc. I know this isn't your dance or anything, but do you feel that?" It had gotten the slightest bit colder but that was usual in these 2 decade old buildings. "feel what, kiddo?" "That!" the patient standing now, was pointing to the door, as the violent ghosts swooped in attacking them both, too much blood and two mangled bodies on the floor, the receptionist didn't even hear a scream. With the next appointment, the receptionist walked in getting a mouthful of that putrid metal-blood taste. I guess even buildings have a tormenting past.
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Jul 30, 2012
Jul 30, 2012 at 10:22 AM UTC
"Welcome to your second session"
The young receptionist suddenly crossed her legs behind the window of the waiting room of my love, smacked her gum and said promise not to leave, always come back if you do, even if we give you bad news for the rest of your life.
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Jun 29, 2016
Jun 29, 2016 at 5:48 PM UTC
Waiting room
on a dark desert highway, hot fart-wind in my hair with a warm smell of diarrheoa rising up through the air I was scared of pant-crapping on that starry starry night my belly heavy and my sphincter groaned in pain I had to stop for a ***** there she stood in the doorway, the receptionist from hell, and I was thinking to myself what a ******* smell, then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way I rushed into the bathroom shrieking, hey, I need to pump it out. welcome to the hotel california; such a lovely toilet; be careful don't soil it with an ill-timed **** splatter; any time of year, it don't ******* matter. now my bot is oozing brownly, it's got the mercedes bends; I'd better wash it for the sake of her pretty boy friends dancing in the courtyard, k-y jelly in their pockets, some dancing in the **** some in their jockeys. so I called up the waiter, please bring a bucket of wine; he said: we haven't had such a ****** here since eighteen forty nine, and then I got hold of this cute looking guy who was a ******* great fairy and he showed me his **** so hairy probably laiden with a.i.d.s. .... welcome to the hotel california; such a lovely toilet; be careful don't soil it with an ill-timed **** splatter; any time of year, it don't ******* matter.
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Dec 10, 2014
Dec 10, 2014 at 10:28 AM UTC
In the Toilet at the Hotel California
for my dad I crack myself up, twice once, at the doctor's office, a steady stream of me~repartee made the waiting room, the warring harried receptionist, and ultimately herr doktor, his royal himself, as well, somewhere combobulated, somewhere beware and between chuckling to uproarious clutching their sides, and many stations/gradations in between finally the teary eyed doc inquired not how but why I do it, well, replied I, somewhat of a family tradition, doing waiting room shtick, because the sound of infectious laughter, fills in the cracks quite nicely where you cut me open, and also drains away the deposits of chemotherapy poisoned sinful residuals just a tad quicker, and that is why I crack myself up first, when I boldly look in the mirror and laugh at the silly scarecrow I have become
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Jul 18, 2017
Jul 18, 2017 at 6:44 PM UTC
I crack myself up (twice)
Hell will be a waiting room You’re sitting in an uncomfortable chair With dingy magazines five months old The couples on the covers have split Someone has already torn out the coupons, filled in the quizzes and crosswords Twelve letters across another word for your damnation? The answer scrawled out in red ink Anticipation Waiting for the news that is never going to come Waiting That anticipation is worse than the diagnoses You could have five months to live this afterlife Five weeks Five hours You could drop undead in the middle of that waiting room Where no one would do a ******* thing Because God doesn’t dwell down here Here the devil is king And then it begins again A different waiting room The same dingy magazines Except this one smells like a dentist’s office You’ll just sit Wait The walls read If you have been waiting more than fifteen minutes please notify the receptionist Alert staff if you are experiencing flu-like symptoms HAIL SATAN Thank you for not smoking No smoking No talking No texting tweeting or reading Waiting Just Waiting In this ***** dusty hell of a room Please take a seat A nurse will call you to the back shortly
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Sep 1, 2015
Sep 1, 2015 at 2:50 PM UTC
Hell Will be a Waiting Room
fall through the floor of the elevator, held up by corkscrew works: here it is quiet and            there is invisible fog and                      the characters are dull replicas                                                    save for the receptionist,                                             just a lonely purple and orange                                                      painted singular eye,                               and her assistant, the trace.                                *when I've found someone                                                    I feel even lonelier                      to know how hollow they are,            just presets and language*            and there is                   a terrible hole                              in the vents,                                         or the attic,                                                         where                                                                everything leaches out                                                                                         to the colourless                                                                                                                 uncreated                                                                                                                                 nothing.
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Apr 17, 2013
Apr 17, 2013 at 6:23 AM UTC
reverie 17/04
fall through the floor of the elevator, held up by corkscrew works: here it is quiet and            there is invisible fog and                      the characters are dull replicas                                                    save for the receptionist,                                             just a lonely purple and orange                                                      painted singular eye,                               and her assistant, the trace.                                *when I've found someone                                                    I feel even lonelier                      to know how hollow they are,            just presets and language*            and there is                   a terrible hole                              in the vents,                                         or the attic,                                                         where                                                                everything leaches out                                                                                         to the colourless                                                                                                                 uncreated                                                                                                                                 nothing.
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The south african student. Abroad in the states. A holiday of quotas. This moment, falling into the pools of whole ethics. Difference in bothers. Perception of the receptionist.
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May 17, 2015
May 17, 2015 at 3:22 PM UTC
Grade A and Grades B.
Yes you read the title right But let me shred some light It happened in 1980 when I worked on Madison Avenue The Receptionist was going to buy live crab for dinner Well as a friend would, I accompanied her We entered the Butcher, and there were array of kinds of meat and live ***** on Eighth Avenue and West 43rd Street The Receptionist was going to eat good that night was going to be a treat The Butcher put 8 Live ***** in the bag It’s a wonder that none of the ***** had to gag So walked to 6th Avenue to catch the D train The continued story gets to be even more insane One of the ***** escaped out Some of the passengers made big scream shout You can imagine in what I am talking about It was dinner on the run This was a live crab raw and not even cooked done I told the Receptionist, there goes your dinner after it When the Receptionist got home, she cooked those ***** until they were done But before that, they fought out the bag It sounds more like they were playing tag There’s the sea food tail, ***** in their crabby ways, and I will never forget on that day.
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Feb 12, 2016
Feb 12, 2016 at 6:39 PM UTC
CRABBY GETAWAY
When I was just a child, they were just a married couple; Older, middle-aged, nothing distinguishing about them at all. I loved swimming in their swimming pool, Until they upsized, to a glitzy neighborhood of rambling, Ranch-style houses. And they upscaled, to exotic, foreign vacations. Brought me back a Hawaiian volcanic stone, with emerald flecks, A salt and pepper shaker set from Israel. She was a clothes horse, always kept her figure, Dressed slinky but classy, for an old babe; Visibly stood taller, if another woman Ever complimented her clothing or style- And they invariably did. My dad said that when alone with her husband, That man would brag about daily ******** From his office receptionist, at the end of the workday Before going home. I was older then, tried to imagine How the shared exchange could have furthered Some ancient, nightly excavated ambition? Alone with her once, my dad said he made an innuendo, Some playful joke which he had since forgotten the point of, Probably due to the more stunning reaction it caused. He had always loved teasing with words, But he said that she had dropped all suggestion of pretense, And she had told him then, You couldn't handle it.. He still chuckled about it, long after the fact. Funny how for all those years, what I remembered seeing Was a mostly colorless couple Who always drove large Cadillacs. And how in the later years, he could only move While tethered to his oxygen tank, Though it never hindered his smoking.
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Aug 23, 2010
Aug 23, 2010 at 12:11 PM UTC
The Secret Lives of Others
When I was just a child, they were just a married couple; Older, middle-aged, nothing distinguishing about them at all. I loved swimming in their swimming pool, Until they upsized, to a glitzy neighborhood of rambling, Ranch-style houses. And they upscaled, to exotic, foreign vacations. Brought me back a Hawaiian volcanic stone, with emerald flecks, A salt and pepper shaker set from Israel. She was a clothes horse, always kept her figure, Dressed slinky but classy, for an old babe; Visibly stood taller, if another woman Ever complimented her clothing or style- And they invariably did. My dad said that when alone with her husband, That man would brag about daily ******** From his office receptionist, at the end of the workday Before going home. I was older then, tried to imagine How the shared exchange could have furthered Some ancient, nightly excavated ambition? Alone with her once, my dad said he made an innuendo, Some playful joke which he had since forgotten the point of, Probably due to the more stunning reaction it caused. He had always loved teasing with words, But he said that she had dropped all suggestion of pretense, And she had told him then, You couldn't handle it.. He still chuckled about it, long after the fact. Funny how for all those years, what I remembered seeing Was a mostly colorless couple Who always drove large Cadillacs. And how in the later years, he could only move While tethered to his oxygen tank, Though it never hindered his smoking.
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oh, the things you hear at the doctors' the elderly man with melanoma on his face trudging out behind his wife mumbling **** under his breath the sweet weathered receptionist says "nice to see you again!" to her seventieth geriatric patient there comes a day when her patients quit calling quit showing up and she has fewer and fewer people to recognize ugh
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Aug 27, 2014
Aug 27, 2014 at 3:15 PM UTC
Rx
Arriving for medical appointment today: Richard to Receptionist: "Richard Riddle for 3:30 appointment with Dr. Beersmell." Receptionist: "He's not in today. He's ill."(Brushing hair off of forehead) Richard: "I know this is probably a silly question, but why didn't someone call me earlier so I wouldn't have had to drive ten miles?" Receptionist: Long pause......"I forgot."(Brush-Brush) Richard: I'll reschedule when he comes back. Thank you, Amber! copyright: richard riddle 04-22-2015
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Apr 22, 2015
Apr 22, 2015 at 1:31 AM UTC
Losing the War on Incompetence
A fortnight ago an Algerian masseuse anointed each note of my joints, spread thumbed cursive over my shoulders and back around to my chest; she spelt out how I'd be shivering now knowing you were leaving. And last week you led me to an acupuncturist where he said, Rob Frost had quit his job on point duty to become a receptionist instead. I knew it was ******** by the way you barked in the background. I knew it was wrong from the rumble through the stud wall, sound of timpani, of gusto's drawl ringing in my ears: the resonance of windfall if saved 'in the best ISA for years!' This has been the best February since records began and I thank you for being a friend.
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Mar 21, 2016
Mar 21, 2016 at 2:31 PM UTC
we were two on the path dutifully improvised
This one is for the mothers For the sisters of yesterdays husbands For the girls I'll never know This one is for the stranger In the grocery store Slamming down the apples Hoping they bruise as much As he bruised her Because we're all just Rotten produce in the long run Anyway This one is for the CEO of Corporate America That cheats at the office And at life That skips the basketball games Of sons that weren't really his In the first place To work extra hours Triple over time Which is really just code for Bonking the receptionist On the table in the lobby area And she'll think slyly While he pulls her hair *Enjoy the ****** ******* This one is for those sad eyes I pass every day Holding out a tin can Jingling to the beat Of copper plated plastic Or whatever the **** Our money is made from, These days Screaming for change And I always saunter by With a pocket full of pennies Thinking I wish I could give him The kind of change He really needs This one is for the alcoholic Better known as my brother This is for the man that still tries To drink away his heartache With a case of Natty Ice For the man who can't Hang on to a dollar More than a minute Because he can't take the money With him to heaven Or to hell, probably hell, And tomorrow was never really Promised to us, Was it? This one is for the woman Who spent thirty years Behind a register Pretending it wasn't really All that her life Had to offer This is for the woman With the thinnest skin I've ever seen The woman who let the world Break her On a daily basis This one is for My mother This one is for that ****** up girl Who is beginning to think That love and hate Are the same emotion With different masks For the girl who always wanted A drug addiction To blame her problems on For the girl who never gave up On anyone But herself This one, this is for the girl That writes to no one This is for the girl with no goals No ambition No dreams This one is for the girl With a broken heart And a broken smile Wondering what she did To deserve this life This one, this poem Is the only one I've ever written For me
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Apr 13, 2012
Apr 13, 2012 at 7:47 PM UTC
For the girls I'll never know
This one is for the mothers For the sisters of yesterdays husbands For the girls I'll never know This one is for the stranger In the grocery store Slamming down the apples Hoping they bruise as much As he bruised her Because we're all just Rotten produce in the long run Anyway This one is for the CEO of Corporate America That cheats at the office And at life That skips the basketball games Of sons that weren't really his In the first place To work extra hours Triple over time Which is really just code for Bonking the receptionist On the table in the lobby area And she'll think slyly While he pulls her hair *Enjoy the ****** ******* This one is for those sad eyes I pass every day Holding out a tin can Jingling to the beat Of copper plated plastic Or whatever the **** Our money is made from, These days Screaming for change And I always saunter by With a pocket full of pennies Thinking I wish I could give him The kind of change He really needs This one is for the alcoholic Better known as my brother This is for the man that still tries To drink away his heartache With a case of Natty Ice For the man who can't Hang on to a dollar More than a minute Because he can't take the money With him to heaven Or to hell, probably hell, And tomorrow was never really Promised to us, Was it? This one is for the woman Who spent thirty years Behind a register Pretending it wasn't really All that her life Had to offer This is for the woman With the thinnest skin I've ever seen The woman who let the world Break her On a daily basis This one is for My mother This one is for that ****** up girl Who is beginning to think That love and hate Are the same emotion With different masks For the girl who always wanted A drug addiction To blame her problems on For the girl who never gave up On anyone But herself This one, this is for the girl That writes to no one This is for the girl with no goals No ambition No dreams This one is for the girl With a broken heart And a broken smile Wondering what she did To deserve this life This one, this poem Is the only one I've ever written For me
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when critique is about, the unsuspecting walk like peacocks, showing off the wooden dutch slacks of fear prior to criticism, forging a proof of god so debased that it would require the holocaust to have taken place. - yes, this call is immediate, what's the severity? - immediacy in all circumstances. - sounds terrible. - yep, blood in my **** too. - ooh, dialectical diarrhoea? - skidding at one hundred miles per hour with a popsicle swerve on the slurp. - trafalgar sq. fountains? - lions roaring in alabaster to the breaking of bony hinges. - triage. - can i see him face to face. - no, you need to speak to him first via the triage telephone system. - so he's the now receptionist and knows the daybreak slots with chemical compounds. - no, thingy thingy, dum dum **** a toe, crackle fun pull a twig: we're    the receptionists, he prioritises the eventuality of a cancer advert. - three quid down the drain? - yes, we, the receptionists of the world will stand against the robotic onslaught! - ****** on winter sledges. - exactly. - not exactly, you, receptionist, you jane, me tarzan, you book face to face, now. - you tarzan, you straighten bananas. - you jane, you book, appointment. - you tarzan, you straighten bananas. - you jane, you book, appointment, now. - me jane, me receptionist, me on the conveyor belt of corn crop patched harvestable. - me i.q. - me one hundred and fifteen. - face to face to farce. - farce to bloke to pole. - pole leaning on a pole. - englishman eating a napkin. - blackjack and ingredients for the pride of britain: vindaloo child. - sloshed on a cricketeer's return. - puns and cardamon cardigans of colour without scent. - pushy apple sours coloured acid green without the mojo juice. - spank that gimp ***** into a piglet. - leathered up, boots on parole. (who the hell is talking now?) - i need to see the doctor face to face, i need my sick note to live on:    on brink of day in ultraviolet twilights, and drink. - are you a banker? - i'm a sick man, a beggar. - we only provide sickness to the rich and famous. - so what do i get? - premature death. - oh, can i have a bank account with that? - oh sure, as long as you can accept debt. - 5% like standard a.e.r.? - no, 2000% - so my debt interest will be crazy dizzy above my savings interest rate? - yes. - do you sell *** positive syringes? - we're accommodating. - thank you very much. - thank you. - goodbye morrow and marrow tight. - bones ashore. - **** all ahoy.
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Sep 12, 2015
Sep 12, 2015 at 8:58 PM UTC
serialisation of western society (triage appointments)
when critique is about, the unsuspecting walk like peacocks, showing off the wooden dutch slacks of fear prior to criticism, forging a proof of god so debased that it would require the holocaust to have taken place. - yes, this call is immediate, what's the severity? - immediacy in all circumstances. - sounds terrible. - yep, blood in my **** too. - ooh, dialectical diarrhoea? - skidding at one hundred miles per hour with a popsicle swerve on the slurp. - trafalgar sq. fountains? - lions roaring in alabaster to the breaking of bony hinges. - triage. - can i see him face to face. - no, you need to speak to him first via the triage telephone system. - so he's the now receptionist and knows the daybreak slots with chemical compounds. - no, thingy thingy, dum dum **** a toe, crackle fun pull a twig: we're    the receptionists, he prioritises the eventuality of a cancer advert. - three quid down the drain? - yes, we, the receptionists of the world will stand against the robotic onslaught! - ****** on winter sledges. - exactly. - not exactly, you, receptionist, you jane, me tarzan, you book face to face, now. - you tarzan, you straighten bananas. - you jane, you book, appointment. - you tarzan, you straighten bananas. - you jane, you book, appointment, now. - me jane, me receptionist, me on the conveyor belt of corn crop patched harvestable. - me i.q. - me one hundred and fifteen. - face to face to farce. - farce to bloke to pole. - pole leaning on a pole. - englishman eating a napkin. - blackjack and ingredients for the pride of britain: vindaloo child. - sloshed on a cricketeer's return. - puns and cardamon cardigans of colour without scent. - pushy apple sours coloured acid green without the mojo juice. - spank that gimp ***** into a piglet. - leathered up, boots on parole. (who the hell is talking now?) - i need to see the doctor face to face, i need my sick note to live on:    on brink of day in ultraviolet twilights, and drink. - are you a banker? - i'm a sick man, a beggar. - we only provide sickness to the rich and famous. - so what do i get? - premature death. - oh, can i have a bank account with that? - oh sure, as long as you can accept debt. - 5% like standard a.e.r.? - no, 2000% - so my debt interest will be crazy dizzy above my savings interest rate? - yes. - do you sell *** positive syringes? - we're accommodating. - thank you very much. - thank you. - goodbye morrow and marrow tight. - bones ashore. - **** all ahoy.
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I walked Down the stairs, Deciding That the elevator Would take Too long And just be A waste Of my time The day was done Nothing else Was left For me to do All I needed To do Was go home I stopped by The receptionist's desk With brown eyes And red hair, She smiled at me And I smiled back Those beautiful glasses In front of those wonderful eyes I stopped to wonder How I hadn't noticed her before It's probably Because I've been busy I don't have time To mingle But maybe once I could take some time To talk With this wonderful woman Behind this wooden desk It could be nice To spend time With someone else, But I'll never know If I never try I always like to imagine But some times it's better To live it
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Jan 12, 2016
Jan 12, 2016 at 9:28 PM UTC
Receptionist
I sit in an ordinary seat in an ordinary office with an ordinary will to live and a cactus I am surrounded by people with ordinary habits and clothes the window is opened at the usual angle and the volume of the ringer is on default we look at each other in an ordinary way (No love/ no anger with a dash of hope) we have families, lovers and cats in ordinary numbers (They calmly invade our minds on our tea-break) we work shoulder to shoulder sweating with no fear of Evil or God we have no ink in the printer, no problems, no money no elevator we have similar names, ordinary haircuts and shoes we have a receptionist who eats carbs the second floorboard, the one on the right as you come in after you punch the code and give it a good tug is squicking I am told that’s new
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May 30, 2015
May 30, 2015 at 3:09 PM UTC
Keep calm and carry on
Man looked at his wife as they were passing the crowd in the airport. She was enthusiastically chatting and laughing with their friends. If it was not for her deep desperation to have a baby, and her frustration with all their unsuccessful attempts at it, he could swear she is the happiest woman in the world. Their friends, , a young couple from their home country, were also on their way back home for a short visit.Initially, they were going to change their flights in the airport. Their next flight was delayed, however, and now they had to spend the night in the city. Their friends had decided to stay in the city a couple of days and attend a wedding. He knew that his wife wanted to go to the wedding too, but they were not invited. They all shared a cab to a nearby hotel and casino. As they walked up to the reception desk, he grew more and more paranoid about giving their personal information and credit card to the receptionist. He pretended that they were looking for a jazz club in that area. His wife and their friends were puzzled but they did not say anything. As they were leaving the hotel, he realized that their friends needed to stay somewhere for a couple of nights and were willing to get a room and share. But it was too late: they said goodbye and separated. The next morning the two of them decided to walk in the city and do some sightseeing. They soon found empty streets and a city that looked like it was hit by a disease. The man felt more and more uncomfortable and wish they had known where their friends had stayed. At noon, he suddenly remembered that they were supposed to take a morning flight. Surprisingly, he did not feel any urgency. He continued walking the empty streets but his wife went back to the hotel. At night, he was even more surprised to see that his wife was pregnant, almost nine month. Next morning, the man went out alone. The city had become a war zone. Tanks and militants were roaming around everywhere. In a few instances, he had to escape some of them who were trying to arrest him, and even got into a fight. He went back home in the evening to find out that his wife had delivered the baby. As he was watching his wife carrying the baby around and kissing the baby passionately, he suddenly realized what was going on. They were dead. That would explain all the strange things that had happened in the past couple of days. The man suddenly felt a deep comfort from solving the puzzle. He could almost feel an excitement, similar to that time, a few years back, when he accidentally hit a man on the street while driving and almost killed him. Satisfied with his discovery, he looked up and watched his wife playing with the baby. What an irony, he thought. She looked so happy and peaceful. He could break the news to her later.
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Apr 24, 2013
Apr 24, 2013 at 1:57 PM UTC
Short Story: Baby
Man looked at his wife as they were passing the crowd in the airport. She was enthusiastically chatting and laughing with their friends. If it was not for her deep desperation to have a baby, and her frustration with all their unsuccessful attempts at it, he could swear she is the happiest woman in the world. Their friends, , a young couple from their home country, were also on their way back home for a short visit.Initially, they were going to change their flights in the airport. Their next flight was delayed, however, and now they had to spend the night in the city. Their friends had decided to stay in the city a couple of days and attend a wedding. He knew that his wife wanted to go to the wedding too, but they were not invited. They all shared a cab to a nearby hotel and casino. As they walked up to the reception desk, he grew more and more paranoid about giving their personal information and credit card to the receptionist. He pretended that they were looking for a jazz club in that area. His wife and their friends were puzzled but they did not say anything. As they were leaving the hotel, he realized that their friends needed to stay somewhere for a couple of nights and were willing to get a room and share. But it was too late: they said goodbye and separated. The next morning the two of them decided to walk in the city and do some sightseeing. They soon found empty streets and a city that looked like it was hit by a disease. The man felt more and more uncomfortable and wish they had known where their friends had stayed. At noon, he suddenly remembered that they were supposed to take a morning flight. Surprisingly, he did not feel any urgency. He continued walking the empty streets but his wife went back to the hotel. At night, he was even more surprised to see that his wife was pregnant, almost nine month. Next morning, the man went out alone. The city had become a war zone. Tanks and militants were roaming around everywhere. In a few instances, he had to escape some of them who were trying to arrest him, and even got into a fight. He went back home in the evening to find out that his wife had delivered the baby. As he was watching his wife carrying the baby around and kissing the baby passionately, he suddenly realized what was going on. They were dead. That would explain all the strange things that had happened in the past couple of days. The man suddenly felt a deep comfort from solving the puzzle. He could almost feel an excitement, similar to that time, a few years back, when he accidentally hit a man on the street while driving and almost killed him. Satisfied with his discovery, he looked up and watched his wife playing with the baby. What an irony, he thought. She looked so happy and peaceful. He could break the news to her later.
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