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"poultry" poems
Flown Away . . . Mom tweets; Dad Twitters The children sling angry birds Poultry words are shared A gap, Agape . . . With desks connected And sharing a power strip We exchange e-mails Cellacious . . . Discourse is lacking? Digital Intimacy! May our Smart-Phones touch?
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Jun 13, 2015
Jun 13, 2015 at 8:09 PM UTC
Post-Modern Communication
EᔕᔕᕼI ~ ⚪♫⚪ ~ The kitchen's air is redolent with spices, peppers and cinnamon, all-spice and star anise, thyme and curry. The cooks are shouting orders; taking rose-silver pots and copper pans; each having the print of the Lily of Aurelinaea; from the wooden shelves, plates and bowls from the cup- boards; some are stirring soups over coal-fire stoves; others are dicing carrots, potatoes, fresh poultry and more. ~ ⚪♫⚪ ~ Esshi, in a light-green off-the-shoulder dress of rose-silk with a triple ruffle trim, lined with yellow ribbon, a thigh high slit and white lilies beadery, is speaking to the head-chef who nods. "Certainly, Lady Esshi." he says and turns to his busy staff. "Bring out the paella pans! We have orders for the Queen Mother!" "Yes, chef!" a woman says as she pulls out a rose-silver paella pan and places it on the stove. The head-chef turns to Esshi. "You need not worry, Lady Esshi," he smiles. "I will make the dishes with care." ~ ⚪♫⚪ ~ "You always do, Bael," Esshi chuckles as he washes his hands and she walks to the corner, sighing. 'My Lady...' she thinks worried. "Lady Esshi?" her thoughts are broken by a woman's voice. She turns to see a   florist behind her. *'So lost in thought, that I did not hear the door open.'* She thinks as her eyes fall on the flower vase. ~ ⚪♫⚪ ~ The vase is art noveau style; a deep emerald green with a maiden in flowing silks, her hair bejewelled with lilies. Esshi's eyes then rise to look at the flower arrangement - white lilies with lilac kisses, purple roses and several stems of lavender. "Lady Ainhara said I should bring this to you." "It's lovely," Esshi sniffs the fresh flowers. "Very beautiful! You certainly outdid yourself. It's for our young Queen, I take it?" "Yes. And Lady Ainhara said I should bring you this also." She sees her place some paper, quill and ink down and Esshi smiles.
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Sep 15, 2018
Sep 15, 2018 at 3:41 PM UTC
♪♫♛♕ тнє мαѕкє∂ вαя∂ IV ♕♛♫♪
EᔕᔕᕼI ~ ⚪♫⚪ ~ The kitchen's air is redolent with spices, peppers and cinnamon, all-spice and star anise, thyme and curry. The cooks are shouting orders; taking rose-silver pots and copper pans; each having the print of the Lily of Aurelinaea; from the wooden shelves, plates and bowls from the cup- boards; some are stirring soups over coal-fire stoves; others are dicing carrots, potatoes, fresh poultry and more. ~ ⚪♫⚪ ~ Esshi, in a light-green off-the-shoulder dress of rose-silk with a triple ruffle trim, lined with yellow ribbon, a thigh high slit and white lilies beadery, is speaking to the head-chef who nods. "Certainly, Lady Esshi." he says and turns to his busy staff. "Bring out the paella pans! We have orders for the Queen Mother!" "Yes, chef!" a woman says as she pulls out a rose-silver paella pan and places it on the stove. The head-chef turns to Esshi. "You need not worry, Lady Esshi," he smiles. "I will make the dishes with care." ~ ⚪♫⚪ ~ "You always do, Bael," Esshi chuckles as he washes his hands and she walks to the corner, sighing. 'My Lady...' she thinks worried. "Lady Esshi?" her thoughts are broken by a woman's voice. She turns to see a   florist behind her. *'So lost in thought, that I did not hear the door open.'* She thinks as her eyes fall on the flower vase. ~ ⚪♫⚪ ~ The vase is art noveau style; a deep emerald green with a maiden in flowing silks, her hair bejewelled with lilies. Esshi's eyes then rise to look at the flower arrangement - white lilies with lilac kisses, purple roses and several stems of lavender. "Lady Ainhara said I should bring this to you." "It's lovely," Esshi sniffs the fresh flowers. "Very beautiful! You certainly outdid yourself. It's for our young Queen, I take it?" "Yes. And Lady Ainhara said I should bring you this also." She sees her place some paper, quill and ink down and Esshi smiles.
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I have nothing better to do when it rains so I go to the pier on vacation with my pole and chicken necks and rusted traps, drive down to where the kayaks wait in the mud, stop to smell where fresh fish float through brackish waters and tie a knot at the end of my string, attach a bob and minnow and cast out towards the bay spotting dead skates and hope for mackerel and striper, how my father taught me be gentle I tie the necks to string and let the meat sink below the surface and wait to be caught up with delicious ****** poultry to feed on and get trapped behind the jailed walls. I hope the blue crab knows I had to drive over the county line in my shoddy white pickup to the quiet co-op when she bites into the chicken for our dinner.
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Nov 30, 2014
Nov 30, 2014 at 11:06 PM UTC
It's raining crab meat
Hunting has a noble heritage, for sure Bringing us together, it forged a species Keen-eyed, communicative, feared by the fierce                So who am I to begrudge you your sport? I, too, love wide open skies, tramping over bog and fen, I even quite like dogs! I imagine nature might reveal herself to you In signs jealously guarded from the armchair carnivore. I can almost reconcile your harsh percussion With the croak of the raven, the sloshing tide And the chewing and mooing of cattle. But the pheasant!  For the love of God, the pheasant? It can hardly be a battle of wits! I've seen him as he sits, a big, red bullseye On fences and ***** Startled by every day he survives. How stirring can it be, Picking off the ones the cars and lorries never got? When you carry him home, Better off dead, Hang him in your garage for a week Feeling like Henry VIII, Cut him down, slit him open and find the crop Stuffed not with heather shoots and beetles But with half a pound of store-bought grain (Generously laced with antibiotics) - I hope the realisation creeps up That you may as well have asserted yourself In the hen coop, Blasting away at befuddled poultry And saving yourself a walk.
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Nov 24, 2010
Nov 24, 2010 at 1:33 AM UTC
The Pheasant
it will be, you know 1. small bird shivering kind hand covering warmth spreading destined for life 2. her well-trained cats at the door          ants always spared (!)          on sill          with sugared saucer poultry in the yard collecting deep-yolked eggs          making gooseberry jam and sweet, strong tea with hot milk just for me she taught me inner grace and the real meaning of quietness         just birds chattering away         whistling wondrous         in fig trees laden with heavy fruit awaiting her deft hands how I loved her so accounting exams interrupted in sixth grade sorry she's gone, dear dumbstruck silence           they ask           why I'm not crying? 3. kismet peeps in to embrace you and kiss your brow you try to sidestep and stub a toe knock your head in the end: full-circle prayer que sera...sera S T, 28 June 2013
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Jun 28, 2013
Jun 28, 2013 at 3:32 PM UTC
kismet-bird
Tell me, Does the scarlet of a rose surpass the turquoise of a tulip? Which is larger: The savouriness in poultry Or the sweetness of candies? How much more Is the descant of a soprano Than the rumble of a bass? Honestly, I'm not really certain. But I trust what you tell me is right.
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Apr 7, 2014
Apr 7, 2014 at 8:12 PM UTC
Quantitative
No more vibrant bazaars with vegetables lined across carts No more shouts of vendors piqued with anticipation for the day's sell No more selling of fruits and poultry to the hordes of families lining near a mandi I must be on the wrong street, my memory fails me. No more spices being sold for a day of solace from the midnight cries of a mewling child? No more rabble of vendors that belong on fields, away from home and from their wives? Is this even Delhi? Oh! Look a tricolor map on a desolate stretch of empty push-carts Why does that torn flag that unites us all hang low in humility? Where are all the people of the city? Is that my India putting on a broken disguise? The only thing holding me together is my dignity
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Jan 26, 2021
Jan 26, 2021 at 12:43 PM UTC
Happy Republic Day
Adjectives continue their downward spiral, with adverbs likely to follow. Wisdom, grace, and beauty can be had three for a dollar, as they head for a recession. *Diaphanous, filigree, pearlescent*, and love are now available at wholesale prices. Verbs are still blue-chip investments, but not many are willing to sell. The image market is still strong, but only for those rated AA or higher. Beware of cheap imitations sold by the side of the road. Only the most conservative consider rhyme a good option, but its success in certain circles warrants a brief mention. The ongoing search for fresh metaphor has caused concern among environmental activists, who warn that both the moon and the sea have measurably diminished since the dawn of the Romantic era. Latter-day prosodists are having to settle for menial positions in poultry plants, where an aptitude for repetitive rhythms is considered a valuable trait. The outlook for the future remains uncertain, and troubled times may lie ahead. Supply will continue to outpace demand, and the best of the lot will remain unread.
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Mar 9, 2014
Mar 9, 2014 at 3:05 PM UTC
Market Forecast (by Alexa Selph)
He is a wringer snapper of neck, diseased infested bird. Dancing ***** strippers pieces of puked up poultry. Laugh when the sun is up during the night you are real when the clowns come out to tease and **** haunted by their giggles
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Mar 22, 2013
Mar 22, 2013 at 10:19 PM UTC
Chubby's National Anthem
Poseidon reared his unkempt head Above the waves today An ocean monster dripped in dread Chest to chest with the bay “Today, or any day at all!” The shore-side heard his plea Salt shucked shoulders tall as islands small “No being shall ever challenge me!” One gull omitted a thoughtful word Which sounded much like “Rak!” One offended brow raised at what he heard Poseidon countered with a slap Five foul fingers touched the sky And fell upon the sea A wave as great as mountains high Sighed upon the beaches knee With a drunken beat of lazy wing The gull escaped his perch Finding another on which to cling Without a moment’s search Fists clenched around the shallows Poseidon was enraged With urchin riddled lips pursed he bellowed And blew the beach away Up went beachgoers along the coast Into the sandy storm Sun chapped mums beginning to roast Castling children, One man named Norm Gull glided softly on the wind Providing a flap or two And to the defeated Poseidon's chagrin Let out a cantankerous coo In one last fit of aqueous rage Posiedon surfaced to land And in a briny blind rampage Grabbed the gull with swole hands Gull in hand Poseidon yelled “What dare you mean sly poultry? My kingdom is unparalleled, All pilgrims seek my choultry” But the oily gull slipped through his grip And flew quite far away And as he watched it dive and dip He came to see the bay Debris was strewn across the sand His subjects were in ruin Disaster spread across the land And it was all his doin’ A desperate shade turned Poseidon As he returned to the great deep “What use am I as a mighty king If protection I cannot keep?” That is how a seagull won Against The God of Sea Who forgot about his job, just one, To keep the big blue world carefree
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Dec 26, 2020
Dec 26, 2020 at 9:17 PM UTC
Poseidon and The Gull
Poseidon reared his unkempt head Above the waves today An ocean monster dripped in dread Chest to chest with the bay “Today, or any day at all!” The shore-side heard his plea Salt shucked shoulders tall as islands small “No being shall ever challenge me!” One gull omitted a thoughtful word Which sounded much like “Rak!” One offended brow raised at what he heard Poseidon countered with a slap Five foul fingers touched the sky And fell upon the sea A wave as great as mountains high Sighed upon the beaches knee With a drunken beat of lazy wing The gull escaped his perch Finding another on which to cling Without a moment’s search Fists clenched around the shallows Poseidon was enraged With urchin riddled lips pursed he bellowed And blew the beach away Up went beachgoers along the coast Into the sandy storm Sun chapped mums beginning to roast Castling children, One man named Norm Gull glided softly on the wind Providing a flap or two And to the defeated Poseidon's chagrin Let out a cantankerous coo In one last fit of aqueous rage Posiedon surfaced to land And in a briny blind rampage Grabbed the gull with swole hands Gull in hand Poseidon yelled “What dare you mean sly poultry? My kingdom is unparalleled, All pilgrims seek my choultry” But the oily gull slipped through his grip And flew quite far away And as he watched it dive and dip He came to see the bay Debris was strewn across the sand His subjects were in ruin Disaster spread across the land And it was all his doin’ A desperate shade turned Poseidon As he returned to the great deep “What use am I as a mighty king If protection I cannot keep?” That is how a seagull won Against The God of Sea Who forgot about his job, just one, To keep the big blue world carefree
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Petrified are the hoppers who fed on all the corn that died Terrified are the squirrels whose nuts were taken for harvest Angry are the birds that never seems to stubble upon a worm Hungry is the cannibal who tore my flesh and drank from my blood stream The hoppers will cut the dry hay pasture Squirrels will dig into poultry houses Birds will fly to were lichen surfaces rocks But this cannibal will hunger to death 'cause I will return, dust to dust, ashes to ashes.
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Nov 9, 2018
Nov 9, 2018 at 4:16 AM UTC
Hunger (the death of a cannibal)
Navel gazing poetry reduction Set schemes and syllables, are all defined Words within these set guidelines are confined automatic, a five point deduction odd nothing really rhymes with poetry poultry? I am sure the chickens like a certain rhythm to the piece (kind of looks like one) But in Days of yore, but so goes the tale Poets would lyric, prose, perhaps, with a lute But poorly formed rhyme meant pay not in loot A Homophone, gets you payment, in ale Momentarily, The flow is interrupted By a small Haiku The point of the piece would be As anyone could plainly see without breaking some joints to win back the points And not be among the debris
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May 12, 2015
May 12, 2015 at 5:44 PM UTC
poems about poetry (must rhyme)
Quickly cunning, armed with a witted tounge. Eyes of a murderer,     with the rope already strung. Coat of copper, lying sweetly as it promises, the appearance of a dog. The fox feeds once again. He runs through the brambles, reminiscent of an open door. Eats all the farmer's poultry. His mouth waters no more. As quickly as he came, the bushes he now does part. He has stolen a living. He has stolen my heart.
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Nov 3, 2010
Nov 3, 2010 at 4:10 PM UTC
Fox.
I tried to protect you by not remembering when the rabbis were teachers and preachers we're on the beaches Wishes were had in between sheets Catfish spoken riddles but truthfully Beautiful ripples in ******* So I was going to invite you over for txgiving but all pathology from the dsm-5 was represented. When I say over, I mean to KFC- cousin Larry had to work but all the coleslaw and breadcrumbs you can swallow. How bout you did you get stuffed by the poultry-geist?
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Aug 31, 2018
Aug 31, 2018 at 10:17 AM UTC
Cousin Larry @ Txgiving
In sandaled feet we stroll beside the hedgerow And Satan’s nettle bites with wicked teeth; But doctor leaf is growing in abundance: Open all hours to provide relief. For God created all things bright and wondrous And took his rest upon the seventh day; Then evil set to work with Mother Nature And led the birds and beasts and bugs astray. The owl and hawk prey upon helpless creatures: Vole, shrew and rabbit are their daily bread; While fox sneaks up and steals the farmer’s poultry And banquets when the farmer’s in his bed. Way up above our heads in lofty tree tops A greater crime’s committed than the rest: The infant cuckoo murders all his siblings, By pushing eggs and fledglings from the nest. Survival of the fittest is important In order for a species to survive; If only dodos had been more aggressive- Then those peculiar birds might be alive.
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Jun 25, 2010
Jun 25, 2010 at 11:44 PM UTC
Criminal Undergrowth
in my mind, i work at a third world convention, bleeding saliva and avocado paint behind a mule's *** like seeking coverage was difficult or something. now it's past the pillaging of painted americans, valleys once rolled with corn and feather's weight, but seized by nation's serious fathers. the table creaks as sister literally screams, "Grace!" and the cotton tablecloth even bows its head in poultry's spicy scent. i said it was past, un-remembered after a murderer (more than) antagonized another's HDTV (bold, high, pronounces, and shrieks more shivering-ly than when a spider stepped on my toe). now there are halos beginning to blush, vibratos crescendoing to the last of leaf's sultry breath. Noel was large-eyed, carols twirling lighter than snow. they made the Lord wonderous, because o, my baby king, the manger was not a velvet cushion, and neither will his (or your) days to come.
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Nov 28, 2011
Nov 28, 2011 at 6:42 PM UTC
inhaling bethlehem
"Y'got city hands, Mr. Hooper." I felt his coarse hands grip mine, too; I lived through Mr. Hooper vicariously as I looked down at open palms spread to the heavens, illuminated in the flashy brilliance of the glare. I saw wrinkled, calloused eyes peer into mine; I stood on that rickety old dock in my fitted and worn wool cap, faded denim shirt matching pants and dingy white tennis shoes. "Y'got city hands, Mr. Hooper." My ego crestfallen as well, pride in my intelligence proven in the Academia withering, as the gritty gap-toothed leery-eyed barnacle of a sailor peered inquisitively into my soul. He saw the smooth hands-- ah, but the callouses engraved deep between joints on my fingers; a musician! His eyes grilled, "In bourgeois leisure, smiling meekly dwelling within milquetoast afternoon hours, or, from downtown haunts sweating jazz in the midnight hour, dancing screaming cursing moaning lovingly?" My eyes cast down again. But I know not of the city as my abode! I know the ****** and the farmer more than any contributor to painted landscapes, nay; they are my acquaintances, neighbors, cousins, brothers, and sisters! For I have lived on the water; I have eyed the vessels commandeered by the gritty, grubby, greased captains of my soul, as I float buoyed in their wake, eager to catch a semblance of the waters that trail before them. I live treading their wake, eyes open and pencil in hand. And lo; I found sanctuary in the vast fields of the rustic farmer! For I ate breakfast of the freshly-slaughtered calf; I drank its mother's milk, eggs fresh from the poultry den-- I squawked along with the mother hens. I took in the bucolic smell of the country atop the rugged tractor, eyeing squinting grimacing like a smile in the sun burning burning down upon stiff backs and leather necks-- I, the leaves of grass scattered in the wake of the farmer, I, the bails of hay furled tightly sitting patiently in the once golden meadow, I watched the tractors and their commandeers disappear in the bombinate horizon; the sound of insects ushering in the night sky like unrolling the starry-eyed carpet before the hazy late afternoon moon. I watched, I lived, waiting coiled in their wakes eyes wide open and paper clenched in hand. I lifted my eyes to once again hear his curt admonition: "Y'got city hands, Mr. Rhine."
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Jan 26, 2016
Jan 26, 2016 at 3:37 PM UTC
City Hands
"Y'got city hands, Mr. Hooper." I felt his coarse hands grip mine, too; I lived through Mr. Hooper vicariously as I looked down at open palms spread to the heavens, illuminated in the flashy brilliance of the glare. I saw wrinkled, calloused eyes peer into mine; I stood on that rickety old dock in my fitted and worn wool cap, faded denim shirt matching pants and dingy white tennis shoes. "Y'got city hands, Mr. Hooper." My ego crestfallen as well, pride in my intelligence proven in the Academia withering, as the gritty gap-toothed leery-eyed barnacle of a sailor peered inquisitively into my soul. He saw the smooth hands-- ah, but the callouses engraved deep between joints on my fingers; a musician! His eyes grilled, "In bourgeois leisure, smiling meekly dwelling within milquetoast afternoon hours, or, from downtown haunts sweating jazz in the midnight hour, dancing screaming cursing moaning lovingly?" My eyes cast down again. But I know not of the city as my abode! I know the ****** and the farmer more than any contributor to painted landscapes, nay; they are my acquaintances, neighbors, cousins, brothers, and sisters! For I have lived on the water; I have eyed the vessels commandeered by the gritty, grubby, greased captains of my soul, as I float buoyed in their wake, eager to catch a semblance of the waters that trail before them. I live treading their wake, eyes open and pencil in hand. And lo; I found sanctuary in the vast fields of the rustic farmer! For I ate breakfast of the freshly-slaughtered calf; I drank its mother's milk, eggs fresh from the poultry den-- I squawked along with the mother hens. I took in the bucolic smell of the country atop the rugged tractor, eyeing squinting grimacing like a smile in the sun burning burning down upon stiff backs and leather necks-- I, the leaves of grass scattered in the wake of the farmer, I, the bails of hay furled tightly sitting patiently in the once golden meadow, I watched the tractors and their commandeers disappear in the bombinate horizon; the sound of insects ushering in the night sky like unrolling the starry-eyed carpet before the hazy late afternoon moon. I watched, I lived, waiting coiled in their wakes eyes wide open and paper clenched in hand. I lifted my eyes to once again hear his curt admonition: "Y'got city hands, Mr. Rhine."
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Make-believe multiverses written in the Rain Petrichor        Ichor        Blood of (my) gods Congeal. Thick. Rich, putrid poultry pan                                                                         opticon                                                                         theon The bigger I am the smaller I am, King of nutshells, In ambition I beg--beggar butcher Kingly kind **** beggar--look In, give in, cave out implosion (my)   God demands sacrifice; copper liquid spills, fresh,                                  Replace                                                old blood                                                                 Regicide,                                                      Warm                                        running                                  red                          over                 Mars, Vallies of dead bones they Make a noise (crunch) like Nutshells Eggshells                  White emaciated pale weathered withered                  wothered wondered want I want I wont ...     A  L I L Y  S T A N D S In  v a n i t y  v a l l e y G r e e n blue v i o l e t T r e m b l i n g I--I am Cold        I can't feel my hands. I rush rash rip stem And all Timeless life                      Look how it not dies in my hands.                        Look                                I can't see Unstuck by time trapped In this eternity, make-believe, Flower fickle, it is A sentinel robbed of its post, Eons past will pass before decay, L I L Y ' S  F A I T H --Can't Let go of this moment, just Let it die in peace, In v a n i t y  v a l l e y Of bones dry dying... When I wake up I see a man Whose hands are open and eyes Are free to wander. He is royalty--a royal beggar, A dry flower pierces His heart--it rains                                River                                          run red                                                       with                                                               orange juice sun Squeeze. His hands on his sides. On sand and seashells. Open valley, horrible horizon. Celestial cosmos ocean sky is That it? Is that me? Do I raise my hands or f                                           a                                             l                                              l                                               To the ground. Beg. Where are my gods? This Sun is too bright, I can't see. The cold. I blow breaths of smoke. Vapour vanish too Cold. I can't feel my hands. Go Back Inside.
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Dec 8, 2015
Dec 8, 2015 at 1:26 PM UTC
Untitled
Make-believe multiverses written in the Rain Petrichor        Ichor        Blood of (my) gods Congeal. Thick. Rich, putrid poultry pan                                                                         opticon                                                                         theon The bigger I am the smaller I am, King of nutshells, In ambition I beg--beggar butcher Kingly kind **** beggar--look In, give in, cave out implosion (my)   God demands sacrifice; copper liquid spills, fresh,                                  Replace                                                old blood                                                                 Regicide,                                                      Warm                                        running                                  red                          over                 Mars, Vallies of dead bones they Make a noise (crunch) like Nutshells Eggshells                  White emaciated pale weathered withered                  wothered wondered want I want I wont ...     A  L I L Y  S T A N D S In  v a n i t y  v a l l e y G r e e n blue v i o l e t T r e m b l i n g I--I am Cold        I can't feel my hands. I rush rash rip stem And all Timeless life                      Look how it not dies in my hands.                        Look                                I can't see Unstuck by time trapped In this eternity, make-believe, Flower fickle, it is A sentinel robbed of its post, Eons past will pass before decay, L I L Y ' S  F A I T H --Can't Let go of this moment, just Let it die in peace, In v a n i t y  v a l l e y Of bones dry dying... When I wake up I see a man Whose hands are open and eyes Are free to wander. He is royalty--a royal beggar, A dry flower pierces His heart--it rains                                River                                          run red                                                       with                                                               orange juice sun Squeeze. His hands on his sides. On sand and seashells. Open valley, horrible horizon. Celestial cosmos ocean sky is That it? Is that me? Do I raise my hands or f                                           a                                             l                                              l                                               To the ground. Beg. Where are my gods? This Sun is too bright, I can't see. The cold. I blow breaths of smoke. Vapour vanish too Cold. I can't feel my hands. Go Back Inside.
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I stretch, and stretch up towards a place where my head is far further above so that I cannot hear the jet engine of your words. I hear my bones creak with the effort to get away from the pollution of your coal train ramming me. I hear only my body cracking like spring ice as I rise, rise - rise above your noise toxins that settle like limp and sodden cardboard crowns worn about your tortured head. High above your hollow community above your entitlement park,   above your tiny- tinny voice. I hear it. Your hateful sounds like poultry jibber so far down in atmospheres below. I laugh to hear your wordless squawl! I stretch but  now to bend and see you beneath my squishy toes. Bend at the waist to see who's nipping at my ankles and I cry a tear of mirth. A white rapid that whisks your bitter apple groove far away. I stretch you gone. I stretch you indifferent. I grow myself pardoned, I grow my self free. sahn 2/15/15
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Feb 17, 2015
Feb 17, 2015 at 11:44 PM UTC
Bite
Home alone I play Dinner Dinosaur. Growl through dead Poultry in Sauce. Men; perpetual Boys.
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May 10, 2014
May 10, 2014 at 8:59 AM UTC
Cutlery Teeth
Are you a fruitcake? Are you all kinds of nuts? Do you eat poultry and turn in-to chicken butts? If we are what we eat I guess I'll say moo! Oink cluck, glub glub, and cock-a-doodle doo. I do not eat crows road runners, or turkey gizzards monkey or elephants or brown to green lizards. So, guess what's for lunch? Yum, fried Alligator, with octopus legs, bye bye see ya later.
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Nov 21, 2014
Nov 21, 2014 at 6:46 PM UTC
Give Me a Hug Before You Leave
Looking around the banquet table Feeling the singe of all the glances Sifting through unknown enemies I hear the laughter I see the guilt I smell the champagne Waiting for a devil's sunrise Sweating from dancing candlelight Flanking shadows catch me smiling I make my move I cut swiftly and deeply I set the poultry upon my plate
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Oct 27, 2016
Oct 27, 2016 at 3:09 PM UTC
****** Mystery
I found myself in a record shop Which got me all to wondering How these bands all got their names And wouldn't it be summon If I went through all the racks And pulled them randomly What it is that I would find To solve this mystery When this idea hit me I was standing before the M's So based upon that simple fact Is where this journey begins Mega Death-You must be kidding! Are theses guys for real? How big a death do you have to die Before your still road **** I decided to jump around To get the full effect Can not help but wonder At what will pop up next Oh, lookie here...Butt Hole Suffers I bet their momma's proud When those guys hang ten Are they surfing in or surfing out I came across Badfinger In an old 70's record bin I'm telling you the honest truth I don't care to know where that fingers been Over yonder a band called The, The The, The...What?! Then there's Chumbawamba Chumbawamba...Whoba?! This may all sound a bit far fetched But it's the honest to goodness truthba! The H's are holding Hoobastank The closest I can figure Is that the guys in this band Hang out with Badfinger Albino Toilet Boys Cottage Cheese From The Lips Of Death My Dog Has Hitlers Brains Norman Bates And The Shower Heads Poultry In Motion Brady Bunch Lawn Mower Massacre **Roid Rodgers And The Whirling **** Cherries** Are today's record shop de jour As I'm leaving out the door Arms piled high with newly purchased song I grab the last copy of **Yoko **** For soothing dinner music later on
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Apr 28, 2013
Apr 28, 2013 at 8:29 AM UTC
The Record Shop
I found myself in a record shop Which got me all to wondering How these bands all got their names And wouldn't it be summon If I went through all the racks And pulled them randomly What it is that I would find To solve this mystery When this idea hit me I was standing before the M's So based upon that simple fact Is where this journey begins Mega Death-You must be kidding! Are theses guys for real? How big a death do you have to die Before your still road **** I decided to jump around To get the full effect Can not help but wonder At what will pop up next Oh, lookie here...Butt Hole Suffers I bet their momma's proud When those guys hang ten Are they surfing in or surfing out I came across Badfinger In an old 70's record bin I'm telling you the honest truth I don't care to know where that fingers been Over yonder a band called The, The The, The...What?! Then there's Chumbawamba Chumbawamba...Whoba?! This may all sound a bit far fetched But it's the honest to goodness truthba! The H's are holding Hoobastank The closest I can figure Is that the guys in this band Hang out with Badfinger Albino Toilet Boys Cottage Cheese From The Lips Of Death My Dog Has Hitlers Brains Norman Bates And The Shower Heads Poultry In Motion Brady Bunch Lawn Mower Massacre **Roid Rodgers And The Whirling **** Cherries** Are today's record shop de jour As I'm leaving out the door Arms piled high with newly purchased song I grab the last copy of **Yoko **** For soothing dinner music later on
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I just received a letter of warning From the people of PETA no doubt Informing me they've seen my new picture I think the chicken must have ratted me out Well you can rest cause I can assure you In the picture no poultry was harmed And the chicken also was taken From a free range organic natural farm The letter held all the usual jargon About lawyers and lawsuits and such It's not like the chicken was wasted After filming I had her over for lunch So let me tell all you people at PETA Don't get your ******* all up in a *** Right after my head she laid, I supplied the Preparation H Then carried her gently to the chopping block
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Nov 8, 2013
Nov 8, 2013 at 7:46 PM UTC
A Letter From PETA
You Use To drop the turkey twice on special holidays glaze the ham with stubborn certainty that lime chutney was just the ticket Sterno steaks brought your short lived grilling career to a screeching halt not to be outdone by the half- cooked goose with New Year’s champagne what I wouldn't give to see you greasing the kitchen floor with poultry again.
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Nov 29, 2014
Nov 29, 2014 at 2:08 AM UTC
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