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There once was a young man named Feste, and he was not a very good young man. He was a thief, and a sneaky one at that. He would go to all of the stores in the market and steal anything that he pleased. He loved to steal from the baker and the butcher especially. He would go to his hiding place in the forest after his deviousness and eat away his stolen treasures, brooding on what a “clever little boy” he was. The baker and the butcher knew though. They noticed him coming in most days and leaving in quite a hurry. They could not actually catch him in the act, but they knew beyond a doubt what he was doing. They were having drinks together one night though when they devised a clever scheme to stop him from stealing ever again. The butcher carved up a juicy ham, and the baker baked up a delicious pie, but they added a little something extra to it… The butcher made sure to quite a bit of alcohol into the ham, and the baker did the same with his pie. They both set their two traps in the store, right when the spoiled thief Feste came strolling into the market with his eyes gleaming. The baker watched him walk into his shop,the pie disappeared. The butcher watched him walk into his shop, the ham disappeared. They both smiled and went about their work. Feste rushed to his hiding place and devoured his stolen goodies so fast that he didn’t even realize how peculiar it seemed to taste... Not long after, he started to feel strange. Numb and stupid. He ran towards the village, acting a buffoon. The villagers stared and laughed at Feste acting so odd. His mother found him though and brought down the fury. “Feste! Why are you acting like a **** fool?" She demanded. He threw out a few words in a drunken stupor and swayed in place. "Wait.. have you been drinking!?” She screamed. “Noe maum! Allll Ie had todae is pie and haam!” He stammered in a drunken sway. “And where exactly did you get those!?” She inquired. Feste had a look of terror on his face and grew silent. He was found out to be the no good thief and was punished severely, because his mother thought he stole the alcohol as well as the pie and ham, and he couldn’t prove otherwise. Feste never stole again and he even apologized to the butcher and baker, though they still do have a laugh now and then… The End
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Jan 15, 2013
Jan 15, 2013 at 7:03 PM UTC
The Steal (A Short Story For Children)
There once was a young man named Feste, and he was not a very good young man. He was a thief, and a sneaky one at that. He would go to all of the stores in the market and steal anything that he pleased. He loved to steal from the baker and the butcher especially. He would go to his hiding place in the forest after his deviousness and eat away his stolen treasures, brooding on what a “clever little boy” he was. The baker and the butcher knew though. They noticed him coming in most days and leaving in quite a hurry. They could not actually catch him in the act, but they knew beyond a doubt what he was doing. They were having drinks together one night though when they devised a clever scheme to stop him from stealing ever again. The butcher carved up a juicy ham, and the baker baked up a delicious pie, but they added a little something extra to it… The butcher made sure to quite a bit of alcohol into the ham, and the baker did the same with his pie. They both set their two traps in the store, right when the spoiled thief Feste came strolling into the market with his eyes gleaming. The baker watched him walk into his shop,the pie disappeared. The butcher watched him walk into his shop, the ham disappeared. They both smiled and went about their work. Feste rushed to his hiding place and devoured his stolen goodies so fast that he didn’t even realize how peculiar it seemed to taste... Not long after, he started to feel strange. Numb and stupid. He ran towards the village, acting a buffoon. The villagers stared and laughed at Feste acting so odd. His mother found him though and brought down the fury. “Feste! Why are you acting like a **** fool?" She demanded. He threw out a few words in a drunken stupor and swayed in place. "Wait.. have you been drinking!?” She screamed. “Noe maum! Allll Ie had todae is pie and haam!” He stammered in a drunken sway. “And where exactly did you get those!?” She inquired. Feste had a look of terror on his face and grew silent. He was found out to be the no good thief and was punished severely, because his mother thought he stole the alcohol as well as the pie and ham, and he couldn’t prove otherwise. Feste never stole again and he even apologized to the butcher and baker, though they still do have a laugh now and then… The End
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The new # 69 hoochi coochi smoochi rubberized *** robot ****** sucker model 2.0 now available ****** off feelin lonely tired of spats credit cards charged up from dates that don't put out don't like the same restaurants not ***** to your taste cant stand the in-laws you wana live costal, they like Kansas or tired of internet dating and no time for a quickie when the one you love tells you they aren't in the mood well bunky its a brave new world take a spin in our new model robot 69, 2.0 they talk they walk warm all ova inside and out scented oiled perfumed *** optional and flavored to include chocolate crunch, vanilla, strawberry and phooey replete with an array of assorted interchangeable ***** pussy's and butts extra sturdy for ware and tear and those little irresistible spankies and whoopins you just cant live without plus any colors, or rainbow rubber chasse gay straight or mix it up how eva trans trans gender buy out right or rent ala cart deluxe or standard voice activated advanced multi lingual baby talk and hits the high notes talks back software program and NO always means YES plus screams cu cu cu cu cu cummmmming cooes I love you **** me now ***** shred me you ****** ****** and many others in over 50 languages Other optional features include age play ethnic fetish banjee blow jobs tipping the velvet **** to mouth salad tossing tea bagging spit roast bare back chicken head death grip ******* mammary *********** ***** call Netflix and chill donkey punch golden shower brown bath cream pie ******* motor boating and the shocker   two in the pink and one in the stink
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Aug 23, 2018
Aug 23, 2018 at 8:14 AM UTC
*** BOT...Manga
The new # 69 hoochi coochi smoochi rubberized *** robot ****** sucker model 2.0 now available ****** off feelin lonely tired of spats credit cards charged up from dates that don't put out don't like the same restaurants not ***** to your taste cant stand the in-laws you wana live costal, they like Kansas or tired of internet dating and no time for a quickie when the one you love tells you they aren't in the mood well bunky its a brave new world take a spin in our new model robot 69, 2.0 they talk they walk warm all ova inside and out scented oiled perfumed *** optional and flavored to include chocolate crunch, vanilla, strawberry and phooey replete with an array of assorted interchangeable ***** pussy's and butts extra sturdy for ware and tear and those little irresistible spankies and whoopins you just cant live without plus any colors, or rainbow rubber chasse gay straight or mix it up how eva trans trans gender buy out right or rent ala cart deluxe or standard voice activated advanced multi lingual baby talk and hits the high notes talks back software program and NO always means YES plus screams cu cu cu cu cu cummmmming cooes I love you **** me now ***** shred me you ****** ****** and many others in over 50 languages Other optional features include age play ethnic fetish banjee blow jobs tipping the velvet **** to mouth salad tossing tea bagging spit roast bare back chicken head death grip ******* mammary *********** ***** call Netflix and chill donkey punch golden shower brown bath cream pie ******* motor boating and the shocker   two in the pink and one in the stink
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We always know where our towels are so we can help each other out ‘Cause we protect each other without ever a doubt Even when one swears the other has puddin’ in their head We still trust each other, both with guiding and being led Whenever you have a Hat-and-or-Wig Party, I’ll be there Because while three’s company, us two is a constant pair I’ll be the first to reward you with five minutes of uninterrupted eye contact Because always supporting each other is our unwritten contract I’ll sit and watch a movie with you, even if it’s Sweded Because just hanging out with you is all that is needed Even if all we did in a day was roll in ze hay I know that we would still have fun anyway Whether anyone says we were brought together by fate, destiny… or a horse All that matters is that we are forever family on the same course Even if there’s no meteoroid, severe loss of blood or death, We’re there to help each other ‘til our last breath We read one another’s thoughts and understand code words like oi Which means we ‘get’ each other more than any girl or boy I hope we both have enough shoes to last us a lifetime So we have all the time we need to quote movies and rhyme I’ll only ask you to hold my sweet potato pie; you’ll never have to wear it We are always each other’s partner and we’ll never have to split I would cross The Wall anytime if it could help somehow Because I would do anything for you that possibility could allow If you were eating junk and watching ******* I wouldn’t come out and pound you I would sit down and join you, and just claim I had the flu
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Mar 12, 2014
Mar 12, 2014 at 10:29 PM UTC
The Legend of Nan & Kait, The Movie Quoters
We always know where our towels are so we can help each other out ‘Cause we protect each other without ever a doubt Even when one swears the other has puddin’ in their head We still trust each other, both with guiding and being led Whenever you have a Hat-and-or-Wig Party, I’ll be there Because while three’s company, us two is a constant pair I’ll be the first to reward you with five minutes of uninterrupted eye contact Because always supporting each other is our unwritten contract I’ll sit and watch a movie with you, even if it’s Sweded Because just hanging out with you is all that is needed Even if all we did in a day was roll in ze hay I know that we would still have fun anyway Whether anyone says we were brought together by fate, destiny… or a horse All that matters is that we are forever family on the same course Even if there’s no meteoroid, severe loss of blood or death, We’re there to help each other ‘til our last breath We read one another’s thoughts and understand code words like oi Which means we ‘get’ each other more than any girl or boy I hope we both have enough shoes to last us a lifetime So we have all the time we need to quote movies and rhyme I’ll only ask you to hold my sweet potato pie; you’ll never have to wear it We are always each other’s partner and we’ll never have to split I would cross The Wall anytime if it could help somehow Because I would do anything for you that possibility could allow If you were eating junk and watching ******* I wouldn’t come out and pound you I would sit down and join you, and just claim I had the flu
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in a low silky voice he whispers ***** ***** ***** he's at the gym not to far in the tub at the spa come ***** dear lets have lots a fun and kiss a while he licks you some he loves you so would you like a big mouse he has one honey and its not your spouse a crazy boy all over you drinks you like wine and eats you like stew he's not about kids and going to work but he washes your dishes and hes not a **** ***** perfume the natural smell don't hide it sweet girl watch him swell oh comb it pretty loves hairy too spread it like butter hoochi coohi cooo don't be shy and open wide coax out your **** and feel the glide hes the ***** whisperer calling your soul loving every fold melting every hole summer sweet fruit hidden away come on honey let's dance and play candy **** and ***** pie sweet juicy lush down velvety thigh he's got a nice one its really cool a big pink stick that makes you drool he's the ***** whisperer calling in time come hither my love its not a crime* meowwwww
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May 1, 2018
May 1, 2018 at 11:32 AM UTC
THE ***** WHISPERER
Leg off the table you red face recruit! put on the offensive and break down the bolted door! you are the soul saver the peddle maker the calibrator with colored handbills and front line rhetoric join the masquerade in ivy league style! politicking with cunning guile invisalign smile blackened vile bleeding the funnel with gold plate omega and crocodile shoes get on stage and dance you fool! you are the headline maker the pantomime juggler the compromised closer pull out that 5 page review (bullet points only please) and polish those weathered lines! did you give it your all? the door tags and pleasantries the tidings and clippings the irrevocable claims and postured blames all those impressionable basics put to the test? you know the call (straight from those cold academics) the pie chart gurus and contract killers (complete with bone in finger) whipping their frenzied crew in an all night charade old yellar and the gatekeeper sure seem amused (sharpening their inquest behind closed doors) firing up the shiit storm with those hostile priicks and a slew of insatiable cures there’s laughter from the back room the dripping nose and wavering hand the cut white lines and checkpoint tales the pipeline romance and lacking form (of a basic essential character!) soundboard and narratives for logging time slouching on the steel case over moot points ready to play the 3 weight butter card (if need be) might I remind you it’s only an inquiry (with a slight hint of concern!) surely no malfeasance or deception intended so step back from the melt down and cut to the chase! headlines to breadlines penthouse to outhouse those immoral pursuits have taken their toll (haven’t they?) madman or rogue (you take your pick) for the scores and tabulations are final shame on you for the foul play the bold hypocrisy and order desk games the back stabbing blames and spurious names just sign on the dotted line ~ this banter is killing me
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Jan 4, 2017
Jan 4, 2017 at 1:12 PM UTC
The Recruit
Leg off the table you red face recruit! put on the offensive and break down the bolted door! you are the soul saver the peddle maker the calibrator with colored handbills and front line rhetoric join the masquerade in ivy league style! politicking with cunning guile invisalign smile blackened vile bleeding the funnel with gold plate omega and crocodile shoes get on stage and dance you fool! you are the headline maker the pantomime juggler the compromised closer pull out that 5 page review (bullet points only please) and polish those weathered lines! did you give it your all? the door tags and pleasantries the tidings and clippings the irrevocable claims and postured blames all those impressionable basics put to the test? you know the call (straight from those cold academics) the pie chart gurus and contract killers (complete with bone in finger) whipping their frenzied crew in an all night charade old yellar and the gatekeeper sure seem amused (sharpening their inquest behind closed doors) firing up the shiit storm with those hostile priicks and a slew of insatiable cures there’s laughter from the back room the dripping nose and wavering hand the cut white lines and checkpoint tales the pipeline romance and lacking form (of a basic essential character!) soundboard and narratives for logging time slouching on the steel case over moot points ready to play the 3 weight butter card (if need be) might I remind you it’s only an inquiry (with a slight hint of concern!) surely no malfeasance or deception intended so step back from the melt down and cut to the chase! headlines to breadlines penthouse to outhouse those immoral pursuits have taken their toll (haven’t they?) madman or rogue (you take your pick) for the scores and tabulations are final shame on you for the foul play the bold hypocrisy and order desk games the back stabbing blames and spurious names just sign on the dotted line ~ this banter is killing me
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Rocks; these are my rocks. Sediments: make me sedimental. Smooth and round, asleep in the ground. Shades of brown and gray abound. ~Maud Pie
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May 3, 2014
May 3, 2014 at 7:09 AM UTC
Rocks
If I was tempted to get a big head, someone would quickly knock it down to the right size; In other words I would have a slice of humble pie.
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Sep 3, 2014
Sep 3, 2014 at 10:02 PM UTC
Humble Pie
A black crow's darting eyes spans the wheat field and an orange pumpkin patch. She sees tall grasses of brown seedlings, bristling in the wind, soon to be bushels of grain and a pumpkin pie that she never savored. She sits, atop her tree perch, at times warm and storybook, hidden by tree branches, and at times out of harm's way and infamy. Her friends, the sun, and clouds in concert, dancing along. Her other friends bring alms and smiles. Life is so good at times. Down the road sits a mill next to a waterfall and a cabin, with reindeer horns hanging above the doorway. She is in her element, happy, carrying for her nestlings. Back and forth her parental eyes dart the hilly fields, a smoked filled chimney, and her babies, all crawling with sustenance and awe. Storybook. A mother feeding a worm to her baby. Storybook. Off to her side is not a blind eye watching her, scary stick figures of straw tucked under red shirts and hats, with a tied tinfoil strips dotting her eyes and tease. Scarecrows, cease. At times life is good nature, hand in hand, knock on wood. If only life could be circumspect. Than darkness filling the light and a stutter of life. For a sad page is turned, pause ... tears. Then, feathers fall. Hers. The sound of a thud. Silence and tears of her friend's swelling. A baby's cry, missing her mother. More orphaned tears. Who would be this despicable? On that rogue day. A kick of a donkey, an *** one bad rock on her path, breaks the air, as three little elementary kids were walking along to school. One, me, with a rock in his hand, taking aim at her perch and the death of the black crow's pages. I confess. ... Bless me, Father, for I have sinned it has been fifty years since my last confession ... a Tom Sawyer-like childhood gone worse. I repent. Some fifty years later I think of those first cairns, including stealing the reindeer horns and milling my brother and sister's storybook. Waterfalls stream tears, and a sorry boat rowed downstream sadly thereafter. Logan Robertson 7/25/2018
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Jul 25, 2018
Jul 25, 2018 at 6:02 PM UTC
No Storybook Ending
A black crow's darting eyes spans the wheat field and an orange pumpkin patch. She sees tall grasses of brown seedlings, bristling in the wind, soon to be bushels of grain and a pumpkin pie that she never savored. She sits, atop her tree perch, at times warm and storybook, hidden by tree branches, and at times out of harm's way and infamy. Her friends, the sun, and clouds in concert, dancing along. Her other friends bring alms and smiles. Life is so good at times. Down the road sits a mill next to a waterfall and a cabin, with reindeer horns hanging above the doorway. She is in her element, happy, carrying for her nestlings. Back and forth her parental eyes dart the hilly fields, a smoked filled chimney, and her babies, all crawling with sustenance and awe. Storybook. A mother feeding a worm to her baby. Storybook. Off to her side is not a blind eye watching her, scary stick figures of straw tucked under red shirts and hats, with a tied tinfoil strips dotting her eyes and tease. Scarecrows, cease. At times life is good nature, hand in hand, knock on wood. If only life could be circumspect. Than darkness filling the light and a stutter of life. For a sad page is turned, pause ... tears. Then, feathers fall. Hers. The sound of a thud. Silence and tears of her friend's swelling. A baby's cry, missing her mother. More orphaned tears. Who would be this despicable? On that rogue day. A kick of a donkey, an *** one bad rock on her path, breaks the air, as three little elementary kids were walking along to school. One, me, with a rock in his hand, taking aim at her perch and the death of the black crow's pages. I confess. ... Bless me, Father, for I have sinned it has been fifty years since my last confession ... a Tom Sawyer-like childhood gone worse. I repent. Some fifty years later I think of those first cairns, including stealing the reindeer horns and milling my brother and sister's storybook. Waterfalls stream tears, and a sorry boat rowed downstream sadly thereafter. Logan Robertson 7/25/2018
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shall i compare you to a pizza pie? you are more cheesy and more temper-hot, as overcooking turns the dough too dry, so summer days cause dough to bubble-spot, sometime too hot the flame of oven burns, and often oven doors keep men away, and pizza guys do wish the pizza'd turn, to cook all 'round with much more even sway, by chance or nature's changing course untrimmed, men eat too much pizza and then gain weight, and no diet can help to make them trim, for they cannot return the slice they ate, so long as men eat pizza, drink coffee, so longer will they sit to crap and ***
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May 4, 2012
May 4, 2012 at 7:10 PM UTC
shall i compare you to a pizza pie? (parody of Shakespeare's Sonnet 18)
The prologues are over. It is a question, now, Of final belief. So, say that final belief Must be in a fiction. It is time to choose. I That obsolete fiction of the wide river in An empty land; the gods that Boucher killed; And the metal heroes that time granulates - The philosophers' man alone still walks in dew, Still by the sea-side mutters milky lines Concerning an immaculate imagery. If you say on the hautboy man is not enough, Can never stand as a god, is ever wrong In the end, however naked, tall, there is still The impossible possible philosophers' man, The man who has had the time to think enough, The central man, the human globe, responsive As a mirror with a voice, the man of glass, Who in a million diamonds sums us up. II He is the transparence of the place in which He is and in his poems we find peace. He sets this peddler's pie and cries in summer, The glass man, cold and numbered, dewily cries, "Thou art not August unless I make thee so." Clandestine steps upon imagined stairs Climb through the night, because his cuckoos call. III One year, death and war prevented the jasmine scent And the jasmine islands were ****** martyrdoms. How was it then with the central man? Did we Find peace? We found the sum of men. We found, If we found the central evil, the central good. We buried the fallen without jasmine crowns. There was nothing he did not suffer, no; nor we. It was not as if the jasmine ever returned. But we and the diamond globe at last were one. We had always been partly one. It was as we came To see him, that we were wholly one, as we heard Him chanting for those buried in their blood, In the jasmine haunted forests, that we knew The glass man, without external reference.
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Asides on the Oboe
The prologues are over. It is a question, now, Of final belief. So, say that final belief Must be in a fiction. It is time to choose. I That obsolete fiction of the wide river in An empty land; the gods that Boucher killed; And the metal heroes that time granulates - The philosophers' man alone still walks in dew, Still by the sea-side mutters milky lines Concerning an immaculate imagery. If you say on the hautboy man is not enough, Can never stand as a god, is ever wrong In the end, however naked, tall, there is still The impossible possible philosophers' man, The man who has had the time to think enough, The central man, the human globe, responsive As a mirror with a voice, the man of glass, Who in a million diamonds sums us up. II He is the transparence of the place in which He is and in his poems we find peace. He sets this peddler's pie and cries in summer, The glass man, cold and numbered, dewily cries, "Thou art not August unless I make thee so." Clandestine steps upon imagined stairs Climb through the night, because his cuckoos call. III One year, death and war prevented the jasmine scent And the jasmine islands were ****** martyrdoms. How was it then with the central man? Did we Find peace? We found the sum of men. We found, If we found the central evil, the central good. We buried the fallen without jasmine crowns. There was nothing he did not suffer, no; nor we. It was not as if the jasmine ever returned. But we and the diamond globe at last were one. We had always been partly one. It was as we came To see him, that we were wholly one, as we heard Him chanting for those buried in their blood, In the jasmine haunted forests, that we knew The glass man, without external reference.
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let me explain what makes you think I ate the cake... well... I had a little tea party this afternoon at three twas very small three guest in all just I myself and me myself ate all the sandwiches while I drunk all the tea twas also I who at the pie and passed the cake to me
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May 21, 2015
May 21, 2015 at 1:13 AM UTC
Who Ate The Cake?
A long, long time ago, I can still remember when, Junk food made me smile, And I knew if had my chance, That I could make my fatness dance, And maybe I was happy for a while. But McDonald's made me shiver, With every burger they'd deliver, Bad news on their doorstep, I couldn't take one more step. I can't remember if I cried, When  I passed size twenty-five, But something touched me deep inside, The day I knocked back obesity fries, CHORUS. So, bye, bye McDonald's French fries, Drove my  chevy away from McDonald's, didn't have a bevy, I said goodbye to whiskey and rye, Singing no more apple pies, That's the end of obesity fries..... Did you  go to McDonald's biomes? Did you know you're changing your genomes? Eating all those pesticides? Now do believe they love you, guys? Might as well eat dead flies! And can you change evolution in real time? Well, I know you're addicted to them, You'll need more than treadmills in the gym, Now can't even put on your shoes, Man, you'll dig the obesity blues, CHORUS. I was an obese teenage bronco buck. Driving to McDonald's in a pickup truck, But I knew I was out of luck, The day I ate landfill in those French fries... I started singing bye, bye obesity fries, Drove my chevy, had no bevies, And the burgers were dry, This is the day I knock back French fries. CHORUS. I met a girl who sang the blues, She'd passed turning size twenty-two, I asked her if she ate junk food too, She just smiled and drove away, I drove down to the store no more, Where I ate additives years before, But the junk food store didn't care anyway... CHORUS CHORUS....
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Nov 27, 2015
Nov 27, 2015 at 4:56 PM UTC
OBESITY ODE (Based on tune "American Pie.)
A long, long time ago, I can still remember when, Junk food made me smile, And I knew if had my chance, That I could make my fatness dance, And maybe I was happy for a while. But McDonald's made me shiver, With every burger they'd deliver, Bad news on their doorstep, I couldn't take one more step. I can't remember if I cried, When  I passed size twenty-five, But something touched me deep inside, The day I knocked back obesity fries, CHORUS. So, bye, bye McDonald's French fries, Drove my  chevy away from McDonald's, didn't have a bevy, I said goodbye to whiskey and rye, Singing no more apple pies, That's the end of obesity fries..... Did you  go to McDonald's biomes? Did you know you're changing your genomes? Eating all those pesticides? Now do believe they love you, guys? Might as well eat dead flies! And can you change evolution in real time? Well, I know you're addicted to them, You'll need more than treadmills in the gym, Now can't even put on your shoes, Man, you'll dig the obesity blues, CHORUS. I was an obese teenage bronco buck. Driving to McDonald's in a pickup truck, But I knew I was out of luck, The day I ate landfill in those French fries... I started singing bye, bye obesity fries, Drove my chevy, had no bevies, And the burgers were dry, This is the day I knock back French fries. CHORUS. I met a girl who sang the blues, She'd passed turning size twenty-two, I asked her if she ate junk food too, She just smiled and drove away, I drove down to the store no more, Where I ate additives years before, But the junk food store didn't care anyway... CHORUS CHORUS....
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Stepping out into the yard, my curvéd bow strung tight. Thereupon my driveway, three blackbirds share the light. The moment is opportune, it must be now, do or die. I've got thoughts of my belly filled with hearty blackbird pie. "What did they ever do to you? They're not a threat in the least." Yet should I die in my own yard, they'd pick me for the feast.
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May 16, 2012
May 16, 2012 at 2:09 PM UTC
Blackbird Pie
oh honey **** pen and ink **** star warrior pretty little manga girl twinkle wisp with kung fu throwing stars and triple steel samurai sword that tear through others made of pink taffy and cherry juice fizz blood moving like lightening a flying gladiator with dripping sweet rice and tapioca milk shake ******* oh you would taste so good to drink out of a swirling sherbet punch bowl with big blow job star goldfish and hungry pink ***** lips octopus drooling sit on your face suckers oh, fighter of one-legged midgets the best part after a fresh **** victory **** to go down on them their loli pop ***** butter ***** beautiful springing through the top of your skull cause you can't get enough oh wow happy hello kitty ***** plump plops viscous before the coup de grâce as she twirls their chewing gum gizzards with her little swizzle tongue goo ga licious before placing what's left of their hose like glistening entrails around her throat like a pearl necklace only to get strangled with it by double **** UFO boy solar ******* hero of the universe so hard she spurts pineapple juice and *** donuts out of pucker pie **** **** banged cross eyed like little girl manga never felt so good addicted to cruel whipped with a hella wet noodle yes no yes no yes no yes pleazzz her big blue marble glass eyes binocular kaleidoscopes spring out on the floor and roll around turning into all seeing anti-gravity magnetized silver pin stripped spaceships peopled by evil omni ****** **** ***** screaming through eternity in search of cosmic tushi sushi ogling wiggling ballerina butts bubble gum for the eyeballs
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Mar 10, 2017
Mar 10, 2017 at 3:36 PM UTC
**** MANGA POETRY
oh honey **** pen and ink **** star warrior pretty little manga girl twinkle wisp with kung fu throwing stars and triple steel samurai sword that tear through others made of pink taffy and cherry juice fizz blood moving like lightening a flying gladiator with dripping sweet rice and tapioca milk shake ******* oh you would taste so good to drink out of a swirling sherbet punch bowl with big blow job star goldfish and hungry pink ***** lips octopus drooling sit on your face suckers oh, fighter of one-legged midgets the best part after a fresh **** victory **** to go down on them their loli pop ***** butter ***** beautiful springing through the top of your skull cause you can't get enough oh wow happy hello kitty ***** plump plops viscous before the coup de grâce as she twirls their chewing gum gizzards with her little swizzle tongue goo ga licious before placing what's left of their hose like glistening entrails around her throat like a pearl necklace only to get strangled with it by double **** UFO boy solar ******* hero of the universe so hard she spurts pineapple juice and *** donuts out of pucker pie **** **** banged cross eyed like little girl manga never felt so good addicted to cruel whipped with a hella wet noodle yes no yes no yes no yes pleazzz her big blue marble glass eyes binocular kaleidoscopes spring out on the floor and roll around turning into all seeing anti-gravity magnetized silver pin stripped spaceships peopled by evil omni ****** **** ***** screaming through eternity in search of cosmic tushi sushi ogling wiggling ballerina butts bubble gum for the eyeballs
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Garments stripped from worn bones and weary mind Feet dragged on tile; hands grasp plastic veil Stepping into a tub; near swoon divine A pure, naked self emancipation, before the squeaking running metalware   that erases the daily equation. Dancing, singing tunes of own devices: Cupid, Shooting Star, Sister Golden Hair Rocky Mountain High, American Pie ****** bosses gonna kiss ***** here Astronauts, cowboys, and rockstars meet here Best yet, the individual is here Although merely hidden by a curtain, all for your view is but a damp shadow.
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Jun 16, 2018
Jun 16, 2018 at 4:46 PM UTC
Sonnet to My Shower Curtain
lines cut heavy on a button stretched brow thick rubber shoes and dragon canes fill out the closet floor gospel sounds and narratives (drowned) apparitions set sullenly amid voices from the past finger pins and crosswords find the favor list point men and preachers tip up their tuscany caps twitching and sign gazing with spectacles held firm recurring evening news and beadledom views clappers and caregivers raise a crooked foot grips and rockers settle in on the front porch gertrude grimaces at an untimely turn as the gooseberry pie (with a smidgen of cloves) chills by the night watch
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Feb 11, 2018
Feb 11, 2018 at 12:07 PM UTC
the golden years
There are grapes in my path This abundant trail now invisible as if we never were Here, to pick and preen, salvage and reap for pleasure and pain I picked you some flowers, I baked you a pie, labors of love with your own hands connected to earth. Breaking backs, and clinging sweat Under wool, denim, straw, and cotton Keeping more out than simply the sun Depleted soil Exhausted soul Bursting with juice Bountiful and hand chosen And you in a hurry just drive by Dust in the wind Skin of clay mud Day after day, A boulder among the rows Hunched in fields Blistered and callused Searching for more Ripe for the picking Migrants moving Servitude by season Benevolent harvest Handpicked strawberries By chocolate covered hands destined from birth closer to earth.
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Aug 22, 2014
Aug 22, 2014 at 6:08 PM UTC
The Grapes In My Path
Mrs. Claus was at the door Making sure that Santa knew He had to see the doctor He must be there by two Santa gruffed and grumbled Said there's too much to be done "You know I hate the doctor" "The doctor's just no fun" Mrs. Claus held fast and said "You do this every year" "and you always have a new excuse" "when the appointment time is near" Santa, said he'd do it Although, it was done under duress He could run an elven workshop But the doctor, was more stress He made it to the office At two, precisely on the nose The first thing the nurse said was "Santa, take off all your clothes" "You know we have to weigh you" "It's in the contract that you signed" "A little extra weight shift" "Could get the sleigh all misaligned" The scale said way past jolly He was twenty pounds past plump He was just below horrendous Santa Claus was one fat lump The doctor read the clipboard And made a tsk tsk tsking sound He said "Santa, you're much bigger" "You're almost 5 full feet around" "I have with me a letter" "That the vet asked me to read" "It says unless you drop some blubber" "Four more reindeer you will need" "Now, every story book out there" "Names eight reindeer in line" "And since you hired Rudolph" "A lot have you with nine" "But the vet now says you need thirteen" "To get up in the sky" "You've got to change your diet" "Santa, please lay off the pie" "I'm not saying all at once" "But, you've got to drop some weight" "Or, you'll be dropping gifts by plane" "And you'll still be over weight" Santa tried a little laugh, Not a full out ** ** ** Truth be told, he'd lose his breath He knew the weight would have to go He got down off the table Put on his hat, and Santa Suit He looked as red as ever When he tried to reach his boot The doctor said "Good God Man" "You can't go up like that" Santa said "I'm fine doc" "The kids want a Santa that is fat" "There's a difference between jolly" "Like the elf you're supposed to be" "But Santa, count your chins man," "I lose count at twenty three" "The elves are under orders" "Not to load the magic sleigh" "Until you commit to weight loss" "And you promise right away" "I know that you are Santa" "And for this I may get coal" "But, your wife, Santa...she scares me" "She said she'd put me in a hole" "Santa, lose some poundage" "Give it just a little try" "It's not right...thirteen reindeer" "Flying through the Christmas sky" "I know it's confidential" "what has happened here today" "But, Santa...I will tell her" "If you don't...and right away" Santa, said he'd try to He said "just tell me what to do" "Truth be told there doctor" "The woman scares me too!!!"
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Nov 29, 2015
Nov 29, 2015 at 10:24 PM UTC
Santa at The Doctor
Mrs. Claus was at the door Making sure that Santa knew He had to see the doctor He must be there by two Santa gruffed and grumbled Said there's too much to be done "You know I hate the doctor" "The doctor's just no fun" Mrs. Claus held fast and said "You do this every year" "and you always have a new excuse" "when the appointment time is near" Santa, said he'd do it Although, it was done under duress He could run an elven workshop But the doctor, was more stress He made it to the office At two, precisely on the nose The first thing the nurse said was "Santa, take off all your clothes" "You know we have to weigh you" "It's in the contract that you signed" "A little extra weight shift" "Could get the sleigh all misaligned" The scale said way past jolly He was twenty pounds past plump He was just below horrendous Santa Claus was one fat lump The doctor read the clipboard And made a tsk tsk tsking sound He said "Santa, you're much bigger" "You're almost 5 full feet around" "I have with me a letter" "That the vet asked me to read" "It says unless you drop some blubber" "Four more reindeer you will need" "Now, every story book out there" "Names eight reindeer in line" "And since you hired Rudolph" "A lot have you with nine" "But the vet now says you need thirteen" "To get up in the sky" "You've got to change your diet" "Santa, please lay off the pie" "I'm not saying all at once" "But, you've got to drop some weight" "Or, you'll be dropping gifts by plane" "And you'll still be over weight" Santa tried a little laugh, Not a full out ** ** ** Truth be told, he'd lose his breath He knew the weight would have to go He got down off the table Put on his hat, and Santa Suit He looked as red as ever When he tried to reach his boot The doctor said "Good God Man" "You can't go up like that" Santa said "I'm fine doc" "The kids want a Santa that is fat" "There's a difference between jolly" "Like the elf you're supposed to be" "But Santa, count your chins man," "I lose count at twenty three" "The elves are under orders" "Not to load the magic sleigh" "Until you commit to weight loss" "And you promise right away" "I know that you are Santa" "And for this I may get coal" "But, your wife, Santa...she scares me" "She said she'd put me in a hole" "Santa, lose some poundage" "Give it just a little try" "It's not right...thirteen reindeer" "Flying through the Christmas sky" "I know it's confidential" "what has happened here today" "But, Santa...I will tell her" "If you don't...and right away" Santa, said he'd try to He said "just tell me what to do" "Truth be told there doctor" "The woman scares me too!!!"
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I have this theory that butterflies taste like bubblegum. When I was a kid, my tongue was a permanent shade of bright pink.  Shoving as many pieces of BubbleYum into my mouth as I could fit was the epitome of happiness, and when I could fit an entire package at once I knew there was nothing I couldn’t achieve. And I’m sure that right now if you cut me open my stomach would be a fluorescent pink, because when I see your face in my mind as I’m sitting in class or when your name is on my tongue before I fall asleep, that’s what it tastes like. Bubblegum. But please don’t cut me open. My dissection would be too ****** anyway, and far too colorful to detect butterflies… Because my blood runs red, white, and blue. When I was younger my mom would always tell me that as I grew older my tastes would change.  Of course, she meant that eventually I would grow to like peas, but even though that still hasn’t happened, she was right.   Back then red, white and blue tasted like       hamburgers                and apple pie                        and baseball.   But just recently I cut my finger – and as I brought it to my lips I tasted       lingonberries                and fish and                         skiing. Have you ever wondered why blood tastes like metal?  It is the SWORDS and SHIELDS that flow through my veins, passed down from ancestors of millennia past.  And every time I am injured it pours out in protest, those ancient warriors urging me to fight against this strange land and this strange culture. I was born away from home, as were my parents and grandparents before me. And as I feel the shapes of foreign words in my mouth they taste like meeting an old friend. Because I’ve come to realize that my blood never ran red, white and blue.                                                                     It runs rødt, hvitt og blått.
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May 29, 2013
May 29, 2013 at 8:16 PM UTC
Bubblegum
I have this theory that butterflies taste like bubblegum. When I was a kid, my tongue was a permanent shade of bright pink.  Shoving as many pieces of BubbleYum into my mouth as I could fit was the epitome of happiness, and when I could fit an entire package at once I knew there was nothing I couldn’t achieve. And I’m sure that right now if you cut me open my stomach would be a fluorescent pink, because when I see your face in my mind as I’m sitting in class or when your name is on my tongue before I fall asleep, that’s what it tastes like. Bubblegum. But please don’t cut me open. My dissection would be too ****** anyway, and far too colorful to detect butterflies… Because my blood runs red, white, and blue. When I was younger my mom would always tell me that as I grew older my tastes would change.  Of course, she meant that eventually I would grow to like peas, but even though that still hasn’t happened, she was right.   Back then red, white and blue tasted like       hamburgers                and apple pie                        and baseball.   But just recently I cut my finger – and as I brought it to my lips I tasted       lingonberries                and fish and                         skiing. Have you ever wondered why blood tastes like metal?  It is the SWORDS and SHIELDS that flow through my veins, passed down from ancestors of millennia past.  And every time I am injured it pours out in protest, those ancient warriors urging me to fight against this strange land and this strange culture. I was born away from home, as were my parents and grandparents before me. And as I feel the shapes of foreign words in my mouth they taste like meeting an old friend. Because I’ve come to realize that my blood never ran red, white and blue.                                                                     It runs rødt, hvitt og blått.
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i am seven and in your living room with antiques & photographs of family that are more like strangers and handshakes at christmas there is a jar of circus peanuts by the armchair and i remember being told that these are here because they are never out of stock and that *they are the only things children will not want to take from me* i still do not like the color orange. i am eight and round the bannister to an upstairs that reminds me of heaven in that place i can't go sort of way & i am knuckle deep in your pumpkin pie wiping it on my uncles suede jacket our hands still shake but the jury is still out on if he looks at me and napkins the same i hope you do not sleep with my apologies under your fingernails i will not say them out loud i know i should have mowed your lawn i should have been a home for second hand smoke if i could go back i would be your ashtray i remember the day you forgot who i was i bound into the room and throw my arms around you like an armistice and you ask who i am we are not in church but everyone stops singing i am passed from child to child while we all laugh but my lungs feel like they've been mugged in an ally who's son does he look like, mom? my father says like gospel you pull on your cigarette sip from your watered down wine and shrug and i am neck deep in forgetfulness i imagine alzheimer's as being born again every day so, we will spend ages looking at captions to photographs telling your stories to strangers as my father begins to forget and when i imagine probate an unfamiliar hand unfolding a will to be read to wayward angels i want to burn down the house and sleep in the ashes
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Mar 17, 2014
Mar 17, 2014 at 3:00 PM UTC
hallelujah
i am seven and in your living room with antiques & photographs of family that are more like strangers and handshakes at christmas there is a jar of circus peanuts by the armchair and i remember being told that these are here because they are never out of stock and that *they are the only things children will not want to take from me* i still do not like the color orange. i am eight and round the bannister to an upstairs that reminds me of heaven in that place i can't go sort of way & i am knuckle deep in your pumpkin pie wiping it on my uncles suede jacket our hands still shake but the jury is still out on if he looks at me and napkins the same i hope you do not sleep with my apologies under your fingernails i will not say them out loud i know i should have mowed your lawn i should have been a home for second hand smoke if i could go back i would be your ashtray i remember the day you forgot who i was i bound into the room and throw my arms around you like an armistice and you ask who i am we are not in church but everyone stops singing i am passed from child to child while we all laugh but my lungs feel like they've been mugged in an ally who's son does he look like, mom? my father says like gospel you pull on your cigarette sip from your watered down wine and shrug and i am neck deep in forgetfulness i imagine alzheimer's as being born again every day so, we will spend ages looking at captions to photographs telling your stories to strangers as my father begins to forget and when i imagine probate an unfamiliar hand unfolding a will to be read to wayward angels i want to burn down the house and sleep in the ashes
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I was feeling verylow so i had a blow in my row.... boat i shot a crow with my bow so could have a show my with my toe i can mow to cow SHAM WOW do u like pie #no lie lie, shy, hi, bye, nice guy? why i dont know becuase ****
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Sep 9, 2014
Sep 9, 2014 at 8:23 PM UTC
VERY LOW BLOW
there was a little mouse he just loved to cook lots of different recipes from his little book he longed to be a chef cooking up a dish work in some hotel was his only wish cooking different meals fish and beef and steak all these different things he could learn to make doing lots of sweets apple pie and rice lots of chocolate pudding dishes that were nice he could wear his hat and his coat of white a proper chef in uniform would give him such delight cooking all day long to a recipe be a master chef just like he long to be buy a big hotel five star maybe more a hotel of his own just like he longed for cooking all day long as busy as can be cooking lots of things to a different recipe
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Mar 25, 2014
Mar 25, 2014 at 10:37 AM UTC
mouster chef
Have a little slice of key lime pie; get down on your knees and get real high, 'cause mamma’s gone and cut you a slice of key lime pie! Spank step, toe hop, cramp-shuffle, paddle and roll; Mamma’s gone and cut you a slice of key lime pie. Dig deep, riff-walk, clunk-click, scuff those feet; Mamma’s gone and cut you a slice of key lime pie! Soft shoe or metal tap on the heel or toe, get your shoes on honey here we go! Tastes so good, tastes so neat, it’s a sweet and salty treat! 'cause mamma’s gone and cut you a slice of key lime pie!
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Feb 9, 2018
Feb 9, 2018 at 8:02 AM UTC
Key lime pie
New Year's Day 1:16 AM and my body is weary beyond time to withdraw and rest ample room allowed me in everyone's head but community calls right over the threshold drums beating through the walls children playing their truck dramas under the collapsible coatrack in the narrow hallway outside my room The TV lounge next door is wide open it is midnight in Idaho and the throb easy subtle spin of the electric slide boogie step-stepping around the corner of the parlor past the sweet clink of dining room glasses and the edged aroma of slightly overdone dutch-apple pie all laced together with the rich dark laughter of Gloria and her higher-octave sisters How hard it is to sleep in the middle of life.
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