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The shopping channel calls to me It wakes me up at night To sell me things I do not need Nor would buy, if I was right But apparently, there's something wrong My brain should be re-wired I only purchase things on here When I am really over-tired I have a room specifically For things bought on TV I've ginsu knives and shredding blades And juicers!!!...ninety three!! For some reason the kitchen things Just seem to catch my eye Especially at three a.m. That's the time I need to buy I've magic bullets by the score Processors,  I don't need But, if I ever put them all to use... An army I could feed I've got socks for diabetics Things to make your ******* stand out I've got exercise machines galore I've got three things that help gout! My credit card's at the limit I know the numbers off by heart The post man knows me by my name I even have my own **** cart To deliver all my purchases They just load it and deliver It almost comes here by itself It's enough to make one shiver I don't know how it started I think the countdown clock...ah, yes I thought it meant the game was ending I phoned in and bought a dress!!! I've got jewellery by Joan Rivers George Foreman grills...they fill my den I've got perfumes for the women And lots of things that make you men! My wife cannot contain me She's sent me off to get some aid But, if they sell it on the telly I'll buy it sure as getting laid I've bedazzled all my clothing I eat dried fruit and jerky too I get Christmas cards from Ronco I'm a shopping ****** through and through Each month we have a garage sale I sell off some of what I've bought But, then I go and buy it back again Without a second thought My friends have all but left me I rarely go out of the house I just sit here and go shopping I don't even see my spouse Set it and Forget it That's a phrase I love to say But wait, there's more...is another one That helps me through the day I used the last one on my wife One night while having *** She told me "Set it and Forget It" I'm off to dreamland Tex!! My shopping's an addiction One I hope to beat some day But now, the operator says... I have to get my card and pay!
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Jul 2, 2012
Jul 2, 2012 at 7:19 PM UTC
Shopping addict
The shopping channel calls to me It wakes me up at night To sell me things I do not need Nor would buy, if I was right But apparently, there's something wrong My brain should be re-wired I only purchase things on here When I am really over-tired I have a room specifically For things bought on TV I've ginsu knives and shredding blades And juicers!!!...ninety three!! For some reason the kitchen things Just seem to catch my eye Especially at three a.m. That's the time I need to buy I've magic bullets by the score Processors,  I don't need But, if I ever put them all to use... An army I could feed I've got socks for diabetics Things to make your ******* stand out I've got exercise machines galore I've got three things that help gout! My credit card's at the limit I know the numbers off by heart The post man knows me by my name I even have my own **** cart To deliver all my purchases They just load it and deliver It almost comes here by itself It's enough to make one shiver I don't know how it started I think the countdown clock...ah, yes I thought it meant the game was ending I phoned in and bought a dress!!! I've got jewellery by Joan Rivers George Foreman grills...they fill my den I've got perfumes for the women And lots of things that make you men! My wife cannot contain me She's sent me off to get some aid But, if they sell it on the telly I'll buy it sure as getting laid I've bedazzled all my clothing I eat dried fruit and jerky too I get Christmas cards from Ronco I'm a shopping ****** through and through Each month we have a garage sale I sell off some of what I've bought But, then I go and buy it back again Without a second thought My friends have all but left me I rarely go out of the house I just sit here and go shopping I don't even see my spouse Set it and Forget it That's a phrase I love to say But wait, there's more...is another one That helps me through the day I used the last one on my wife One night while having *** She told me "Set it and Forget It" I'm off to dreamland Tex!! My shopping's an addiction One I hope to beat some day But now, the operator says... I have to get my card and pay!
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T'was the night before Christmas And with everything done The kids were all dreaming Of Christmas Day fun The tree was completed We had wrapped all the toys When from the basement below We heard a faint noise I sprung from the couch Took off down the stairs On my way through the kitchen I tripped on two chairs I slid down the staircase To the base of my house And there with my shortbreads Was a ****** great mouse My wife followed close And then she let out a shriek She saw me and the mouse And she started to freak He nibbled the cookie and he ran past my nose right down my torso Then he stopped at my toes My wife was still screaming The mouse didn't care He continued his running On under the stairs I crawled to my workshop Grabbed the first thing I found A mallet for pounding That mouse in the ground I limped to the staircase And I swung at the wall I again lost my balance And again, I did fall I put two holes in the riser Two more in the tread I was gonna keep swinging Till that mouse was dead I broke the one lightbulb That lit up the room Now I was worried I couldn't see...found the broom I stepped on one end Squared my self in the sack I then heard a noise The mouse had come back I heard his slight skitter As he went past my feet He was off to the larder For more stuff to eat I went back to the workshop Tripping at least three more times I would finish this mouse He would pay for his crimes I grabbed for a lighter And my large propane torch I would hunt down this mouse And his **** I would scorch I lit up the propane And I aimed at the stairs It caught light on the carpet And I burnt both those chairs The flames went on upward The stairs were quite dry I laughed in hysterics That **** mouse would fry My wife had recovered And decided to run but, after seeing the flames She phoned up 9 1 1 The mouse left the building In fact, he never was found The house burned in seconds It collapsed to the ground And through the whole scene I just stood there and laughed At the wreckage before me And I thought, **** I'm daft I had ruined our Christmas And I burned down our house Over a **** shortbread cookie And one little mouse The kids, they got out And were wrapped up and warm While I was creating My own perfect storm The gifts were all ruined The house ...all consumed And over my head One large question loomed If I had gone for the shotgun And shot at the mouse Would I be still having Christmas And would I still have a house My wife came on over And she gave me a swat She said "look what you've done" "you great stupid **** I learned a great lesson and folks ...it is that Once I rebuild I will then buy a cat!!!
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Dec 1, 2013
Dec 1, 2013 at 5:01 PM UTC
The Christmas Mouse
T'was the night before Christmas And with everything done The kids were all dreaming Of Christmas Day fun The tree was completed We had wrapped all the toys When from the basement below We heard a faint noise I sprung from the couch Took off down the stairs On my way through the kitchen I tripped on two chairs I slid down the staircase To the base of my house And there with my shortbreads Was a ****** great mouse My wife followed close And then she let out a shriek She saw me and the mouse And she started to freak He nibbled the cookie and he ran past my nose right down my torso Then he stopped at my toes My wife was still screaming The mouse didn't care He continued his running On under the stairs I crawled to my workshop Grabbed the first thing I found A mallet for pounding That mouse in the ground I limped to the staircase And I swung at the wall I again lost my balance And again, I did fall I put two holes in the riser Two more in the tread I was gonna keep swinging Till that mouse was dead I broke the one lightbulb That lit up the room Now I was worried I couldn't see...found the broom I stepped on one end Squared my self in the sack I then heard a noise The mouse had come back I heard his slight skitter As he went past my feet He was off to the larder For more stuff to eat I went back to the workshop Tripping at least three more times I would finish this mouse He would pay for his crimes I grabbed for a lighter And my large propane torch I would hunt down this mouse And his **** I would scorch I lit up the propane And I aimed at the stairs It caught light on the carpet And I burnt both those chairs The flames went on upward The stairs were quite dry I laughed in hysterics That **** mouse would fry My wife had recovered And decided to run but, after seeing the flames She phoned up 9 1 1 The mouse left the building In fact, he never was found The house burned in seconds It collapsed to the ground And through the whole scene I just stood there and laughed At the wreckage before me And I thought, **** I'm daft I had ruined our Christmas And I burned down our house Over a **** shortbread cookie And one little mouse The kids, they got out And were wrapped up and warm While I was creating My own perfect storm The gifts were all ruined The house ...all consumed And over my head One large question loomed If I had gone for the shotgun And shot at the mouse Would I be still having Christmas And would I still have a house My wife came on over And she gave me a swat She said "look what you've done" "you great stupid **** I learned a great lesson and folks ...it is that Once I rebuild I will then buy a cat!!!
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the night I was going to die I was sweating on the bed and I could hear the crickets and there was a cat fight outside and I could feel my soul dropping down through the mattress and just before it hit the floor I jumped up I was almost too weak to walk but I walked around and turned on all the lights and then I went back to bed and dropped it down again and I was up turning on all the lights I had a 7-year-old daughter and I felt sure she wouldn't want me dead otherwise it wouldn't have mattered but all that night nobody phoned nobody came by with a beer my girlfriend didn't phone all I could hear were the crickets and it was hot and I kept working at it getting up and down until the first of the sun came through the window through the bushes and then I got on the bed and the soul stayed inside at last and I slept. now people come by beating on the doors and windows the phone rings the phone rings again and again I get great letters in the mail hate letters and love letters. everything is the same again.
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The Night I Was Going To Die
You said you'd come to tea so I made a cake chocolate sweet; maraschino filled; girdled with a satin blue ribbon; set out the prettiest plates; hand painted with forget-me-nots. And from the darkest corner of a drawer found a single candle to celebrate the day. I'd understand if you had 'phoned, but now the chocolate lends a bitter taste and even the despairing posies have given up all hope as the candle's flame flickers my ever waiting shadow.
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Mar 10, 2010
Mar 10, 2010 at 9:01 AM UTC
Forget me not.
Perfected spending ideal day off Prepared a hot breakfast in bed Procrastinated Java or Columbia Perused the paper cover to cover Perplexed prayer over crossword Pampered by bath-time bubbles Phoned almost forgotten friends Purchased Murakami on Amazon Polished off a lunchtime martini Postponed exercise with siesta Perambulated the beach slowly Pushed the boat out for dinner Preferred Barolo to Barbaresco Panicked - work again tomorrow.
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Nov 25, 2012
Nov 25, 2012 at 9:23 AM UTC
Holiday
I ached for you last night, and I yearned and I cried and I shaked for you last night. I wanted nothing but to be near you, to hear your heartbeat in your chest. But I did not want to break you down, or put this love to rest. I dreamt of you lying beside me last night, and I kissed you and I held you and I felt you last night. I traced out the moon beams surrounding your spine, and kissed every ligament, still hoping you're mine. But before I could sleep, and before I could slumber, I readied my mind and I phoned to your number. I wanted you to come here to me, and I wanted you to be near. But with wanting and heartache I hung up that phone, and I watched the blood moon appear. (i.r)
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Apr 15, 2014
Apr 15, 2014 at 1:03 PM UTC
Beams and Blood
The number you have dialed has been disconnected.... No one is here to take your call. The reason why, is because you disrespected. The last time I trusted you, I can't recall. I don't know why you even phoned. Unless it was just out of habit. You must be alone, with no one at home, for this you can take all the credit. The number you have dialed has been disconnected... I would prefer that you never call again. I've moved on, but I'm not feeling dejected, It's time for my new life to begin. You can swear once again you will try changing. Even promise, that you'll always be true. But once you hang up, a new date you'll be arranging, You'll no longer be making my heart blue. The numbeer you have dialed has been disconnected... That is what the recording kept playing. But, I heard clearly to me, directed, all that my love wasn't saying.
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Jul 3, 2010
Jul 3, 2010 at 8:45 PM UTC
The Number You Have Dialed Has Been Disconnected...
Jill. Fred phoned. He can't make tonight. He said he'd call again, as soon as poss. I said (on your behalf) OK, no sweat. He said to tell you he was fine, Only the crap, he said, you know, it sticks, The crap you have to fight. You're sometimes nothing but a walking ********* I was well acquainted with the pong myself, I told him, and I counselled calm. Don't let the ******* get you down, Take the lid off the kettle a couple of minutes, Go on the town, burn someone to death, Find another **** giver her some hammer, Live while you're young, until it palls, Kick the first blind man you meet in the ***** Anyway he'll call again. I'll be back in time for tea. Your loving mother.
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Message
Turn the kitchen sink on. Wait 36 seconds. Turn the sink off. Count the sides of the kitchen doorway. One, two, three. Put socks on, walk to the bathroom. Take socks off. Turn the bathroom sink on. Wait 36 seconds. Turn the sink off. Count the sides of the bathroom doorway. One, two, three. Put socks on. The whole procedure had been finely polished into a smooth six minutes. Exactly. Justin’s day can now begin. He finishes his normal routine and leaves the house. He checks the gutter. He’s not checking for anything specific, but it’s sixth in his morning ritual and must be done. Today he found something. There’s a girl, passed out. She is wearing an excessively short turquoise sequined dress, with matching stilettos. Justin was at a loss. The gutter was not empty. Should he call the police? He took her shoe. He ran. Six blocks later, he stopped. He was In front of his favourite coffee shop. It was an intimidating place, with a tattoo and piercing service offered, while you wait for your coffee. He liked it because the address was 666. He was worried the police he hadn't phoned would be searching for the stiletto he had stolen. Who would have known he would turn to a life of crime? Just earlier, while the bathroom sink was on, he had been thinking of complementing the local parking officer (the one with the limp) on his ability to write tickets. Now here he was, holding the glittering fruit of his crime. Maybe he could return it to the young lady. She seemed nice enough, from what little he knew of her. But what if she questioned him? Best have an excuse prepared. He could say he saw a spider climbing into it. His chivalry had saved her from a nasty bug bite. No, he couldn't pull that off. He would pretend to be a poet, that’s what he’d do. Poets are known for being strange. So he set about writing her a poem. *Turquoise like the rain, off you go, down the drain. With a dress, short like our fleeting existence, that could really do with some more distance. I took your heel to 666, left you a poem in the mix.* Justin was in fact quite proud of his apparent literary side. He rejected -yet again- a discount on tattoos, and left the coffee shop. He walked back to his gutter, Finding once again the girl, passed out. Slipping the stiletto back into place on her foot, he looked around guiltily, double checking the police hadn't followed him. He went inside. He went to bed. The next morning, he forgot to turn the kitchen sink on. He didn’t wait 36 seconds. Didn’t turn the sink off. Didn’t count the sides of the kitchen doorway. One, two, three. Didn’t put socks on. Didn’t walk to the bathroom. Didn’t take socks off. Didn’t turn the bathroom sink on. Didn’t wait 36 seconds. Didn’t turn the sink off. Didn’t count the sides of the bathroom doorway. One, two, three. Didn’t put socks on.
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Sep 29, 2013
Sep 29, 2013 at 2:20 AM UTC
Six
Turn the kitchen sink on. Wait 36 seconds. Turn the sink off. Count the sides of the kitchen doorway. One, two, three. Put socks on, walk to the bathroom. Take socks off. Turn the bathroom sink on. Wait 36 seconds. Turn the sink off. Count the sides of the bathroom doorway. One, two, three. Put socks on. The whole procedure had been finely polished into a smooth six minutes. Exactly. Justin’s day can now begin. He finishes his normal routine and leaves the house. He checks the gutter. He’s not checking for anything specific, but it’s sixth in his morning ritual and must be done. Today he found something. There’s a girl, passed out. She is wearing an excessively short turquoise sequined dress, with matching stilettos. Justin was at a loss. The gutter was not empty. Should he call the police? He took her shoe. He ran. Six blocks later, he stopped. He was In front of his favourite coffee shop. It was an intimidating place, with a tattoo and piercing service offered, while you wait for your coffee. He liked it because the address was 666. He was worried the police he hadn't phoned would be searching for the stiletto he had stolen. Who would have known he would turn to a life of crime? Just earlier, while the bathroom sink was on, he had been thinking of complementing the local parking officer (the one with the limp) on his ability to write tickets. Now here he was, holding the glittering fruit of his crime. Maybe he could return it to the young lady. She seemed nice enough, from what little he knew of her. But what if she questioned him? Best have an excuse prepared. He could say he saw a spider climbing into it. His chivalry had saved her from a nasty bug bite. No, he couldn't pull that off. He would pretend to be a poet, that’s what he’d do. Poets are known for being strange. So he set about writing her a poem. *Turquoise like the rain, off you go, down the drain. With a dress, short like our fleeting existence, that could really do with some more distance. I took your heel to 666, left you a poem in the mix.* Justin was in fact quite proud of his apparent literary side. He rejected -yet again- a discount on tattoos, and left the coffee shop. He walked back to his gutter, Finding once again the girl, passed out. Slipping the stiletto back into place on her foot, he looked around guiltily, double checking the police hadn't followed him. He went inside. He went to bed. The next morning, he forgot to turn the kitchen sink on. He didn’t wait 36 seconds. Didn’t turn the sink off. Didn’t count the sides of the kitchen doorway. One, two, three. Didn’t put socks on. Didn’t walk to the bathroom. Didn’t take socks off. Didn’t turn the bathroom sink on. Didn’t wait 36 seconds. Didn’t turn the sink off. Didn’t count the sides of the bathroom doorway. One, two, three. Didn’t put socks on.
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...Our bodies, clothed, our souls, naked, our Selves, exposed, under the glow, so sacred, the glow, of the deep red moon, in it’s eclipse, in our eclipse, more than epic, everything all of it, love crazy as a lunatic, this is honestness, in all honestness, all of us, involved not embroiled, incense, and oils, timeless heirlooms of pheromones, undertones of unknowns future plans postponed, the core of our chromosomes covered in ecstatic moans, the world our throne ET finally phoned home, emotions amplified no microphone, thrown into our sensory’s cyclone, zoning in the zone she shook me to my bones, bones, ashes, dust, memories, amnesia memories, for as quickly as she’d appeared, she vanished in an instant, gone like a forgotten prophecy… from The H Trilogy Vol. 1 available worldwide ∆
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Jul 24, 2016
Jul 24, 2016 at 6:08 PM UTC
Dream Girl
I'm here sitting on the comfortable chair with all of my poems waiting to see what the words could describe you. I'm here looking the blank pages that I so much hate all the time when I want to write. I'm here where the pain I so much love grows the roses in my heart then you freely pluck me. I'm here   where the night letting the rain pouring me from the sky trying to **** every silence. I'm here where the shadows become a crowd burning my candle showing me a smile. I'm here trying to phoned you but you weren't in it, I'm still here to understand my loneliness.
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Sep 21, 2021
Sep 21, 2021 at 11:21 PM UTC
The roses grow in my heart, then you freely pluck me
well you've done it again made me feel like **** is that a natural talent or did you practice                                                                                    (oh how you've practiced) you with your attitude to women cos they didn't turn out the soft centred                                                          sweets your so addicted to so tired  of these power games (is that what they are....?) you go away then ph when i'm at work      (you knew that) then do the same thing AGAIN the next day...!!? "between you not being home and the computer"...... ????????? untrue i've stayed offline most of the time in case you phoned..... "sigh" i knew you would do what you did didn't what is that
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Apr 24, 2012
Apr 24, 2012 at 4:18 AM UTC
Bipolar
make complications, rebuke. electronic mailings back, forth, fourth again. it is their responsibility, arrangment, role, assigned post. it is so very important, so difficult. phoned the other one, he just said yes. job done. sbm.
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Jun 6, 2014
Jun 6, 2014 at 11:45 PM UTC
. some argue .
Doctor and Mrs Granger took Mrs Thrift to the zoo she was captivated by the antics of the Zambian gnu Doctor Granger took a photo of her outside the lion's cage he instructed Mrs Thrift not to upset the lion as he'd go into a rampage Mrs Granger was going to make a cup of tea for all of them on their return but she couldn't boil the water as there was no water for the urn the electrical pump on the water storage tank had blown up so there was no water at the Granger compound to fill the tea cups as soon as I heard about the water pump at the Granger compound I phoned Major Rogers to bring his electrical repair kit around he took a little over an hour and a half to fix the ailing pump so we'd be able to have a cup tea whilst sitting on the tree stumps next week there will be a recess from the Granger tale as the writer is going to take care of her mountain load of mail she appreciates the many good reviews of the Granger series and thinks that the fans of the said series are a lovely lot of old dearies
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Jul 18, 2014
Jul 18, 2014 at 8:51 AM UTC
Doctor and Mrs Granger
i remember riding shotgun between my ma and pa mom had on the radio dad chewed on his chaw I always rode the middle Every time in that old truck I could feel each bounce and bump Somtimes I had to duck Ma would play the radio Jesus music filled the air Daddy, turned and looked away Just like he didn't care Daddy was in Vietnam He met Ma when he got back He lost two fingers in the war From a sneak enemy attack Ma grew up in Jamestown A small town in Tennessee Nothing there but the old mine Nothing much for one to see She went to church on Sundays Listened to  WCLC Jesus music all the time For the folks in Tennessee Each Sunday after service Pa would pick us up at church He never went inside though He didn't quite like Pastor Birch Daddy only owned one suit He'd had it since the war He wore it to get married in It didn't fit no more The sleeves had gotten shorter The chest was far too tight But, since he didn't go to church To pa....it fit just right Ma would sit and listen And I would watch my pa He'd make faces out the window Never ever to my ma Pa had faith, but different He believed in what he saw And what struck his eyes in war time He could never tell my Ma So, we would go to market After church, each Sunday morn Ma would go in shopping We rush her with the old truck horn She'd cuss pa when she got back He'd just smile, enough to say Let's get home, daylights wasting There's still chores to do today When I was nine, well almost ten Ma got sick, I mean, real bad She was being called to heaven And I remember that my Dad Took me into town to shop To get a suit and shoes Before we went he sat me down And told me the bad news I cried, for near an hour Funny thing, my pa did too I'd never seen this happen To me, well...this was new He said, you're ma's a fine one She's the best person that I know Now, she's wanted up in heaven That's all...we need to go Ma died three days later Pa phoned up Old Pastor Birch He told him what had happened And made plans to use the church In all my life, I'd never seen My pa dressed up so good He said, I don't look perfect But, I done the best I could Pa's been gone for thirty years And you know, I've got his suit Not the new one that he bought that day But, the one...he gave the boot It reminds of the better times When Ma and Pa and me would ride out on a Sunday I'd be shotgun, just to see I remember riding shotgun With Ma and Pa, and it was good Jesus Music on the radio As I think back...it was good
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Jan 10, 2016
Jan 10, 2016 at 3:07 PM UTC
Riding shotgun
i remember riding shotgun between my ma and pa mom had on the radio dad chewed on his chaw I always rode the middle Every time in that old truck I could feel each bounce and bump Somtimes I had to duck Ma would play the radio Jesus music filled the air Daddy, turned and looked away Just like he didn't care Daddy was in Vietnam He met Ma when he got back He lost two fingers in the war From a sneak enemy attack Ma grew up in Jamestown A small town in Tennessee Nothing there but the old mine Nothing much for one to see She went to church on Sundays Listened to  WCLC Jesus music all the time For the folks in Tennessee Each Sunday after service Pa would pick us up at church He never went inside though He didn't quite like Pastor Birch Daddy only owned one suit He'd had it since the war He wore it to get married in It didn't fit no more The sleeves had gotten shorter The chest was far too tight But, since he didn't go to church To pa....it fit just right Ma would sit and listen And I would watch my pa He'd make faces out the window Never ever to my ma Pa had faith, but different He believed in what he saw And what struck his eyes in war time He could never tell my Ma So, we would go to market After church, each Sunday morn Ma would go in shopping We rush her with the old truck horn She'd cuss pa when she got back He'd just smile, enough to say Let's get home, daylights wasting There's still chores to do today When I was nine, well almost ten Ma got sick, I mean, real bad She was being called to heaven And I remember that my Dad Took me into town to shop To get a suit and shoes Before we went he sat me down And told me the bad news I cried, for near an hour Funny thing, my pa did too I'd never seen this happen To me, well...this was new He said, you're ma's a fine one She's the best person that I know Now, she's wanted up in heaven That's all...we need to go Ma died three days later Pa phoned up Old Pastor Birch He told him what had happened And made plans to use the church In all my life, I'd never seen My pa dressed up so good He said, I don't look perfect But, I done the best I could Pa's been gone for thirty years And you know, I've got his suit Not the new one that he bought that day But, the one...he gave the boot It reminds of the better times When Ma and Pa and me would ride out on a Sunday I'd be shotgun, just to see I remember riding shotgun With Ma and Pa, and it was good Jesus Music on the radio As I think back...it was good
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‘There were icicles hung from the window-sill At dawn, when I thought to peep, And the snow’s built up to the top of the door, It must be six feet deep.’ Diane was shivering under her gown When she crawled back into bed, ‘You’d better go out and fix it, Phil,’ ‘Too late for that,’ I said. I’d peered on out of the window and The sun was shining bright, The birds were twittering in the trees Awake in the early light, There wasn’t a sign of ice or snow At the door, or window-sill, I went to check on Diane, because I thought that she must be ill. She lay, still shivering in the bed I thought that she had the ague, ‘The ice is deep in your soul,’ I said, But her eyes were cold and vague, ‘The ice is there on the window ledge And the snow is piled at the door, Go out and clear it away for me Before it spreads to the floor.’ I stopped to look at the mantelpiece At the picture of our son, She’d cut him off with never a word For some trivial thing he’d done, We hadn’t seen him for seven years And he never phoned or called, She’d not shed even a single tear And for that, I was appalled. ‘The cold is eating my very bones I can feel it creeping in,’ She seemed so suddenly old and grey (There are several types of sin). ‘Will you not go out and shovel the snow For the wife that you used to love?’ ‘I would if the snow was at the door, But the sun is bright above.’ ‘You haven’t loved me for years,’ she said, ‘You never do what I want!’ ‘Love is a two-way street,’ I said, ‘Not a one-way covenant. Before we take, then we have to give So the feeling is returned, But you’ve locked yourself in your tiny soul And you’ve left me feeling spurned.’ ‘I give you what you deserve,’ she said ‘Since you let our daughter go, You let her marry beneath her, As I said, ‘I told you so!’ ‘You made our daughter unhappy, by Rejecting the one she loved, You wouldn’t go to the wedding, so She said that she’d had enough!’ ‘The ice has formed on the ceiling now, Why can’t you feel the cold?’ ‘The ice and snow that you’re seeing is The ice cave of your soul.’ ‘I’ve hated you for many a year,’ She spat, and she said it twice, ‘That’s sad, for I’ve always loved you,’ I began, but her eyes were ice. David Lewis Paget
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Aug 29, 2013
Aug 29, 2013 at 7:06 PM UTC
Icicles
‘There were icicles hung from the window-sill At dawn, when I thought to peep, And the snow’s built up to the top of the door, It must be six feet deep.’ Diane was shivering under her gown When she crawled back into bed, ‘You’d better go out and fix it, Phil,’ ‘Too late for that,’ I said. I’d peered on out of the window and The sun was shining bright, The birds were twittering in the trees Awake in the early light, There wasn’t a sign of ice or snow At the door, or window-sill, I went to check on Diane, because I thought that she must be ill. She lay, still shivering in the bed I thought that she had the ague, ‘The ice is deep in your soul,’ I said, But her eyes were cold and vague, ‘The ice is there on the window ledge And the snow is piled at the door, Go out and clear it away for me Before it spreads to the floor.’ I stopped to look at the mantelpiece At the picture of our son, She’d cut him off with never a word For some trivial thing he’d done, We hadn’t seen him for seven years And he never phoned or called, She’d not shed even a single tear And for that, I was appalled. ‘The cold is eating my very bones I can feel it creeping in,’ She seemed so suddenly old and grey (There are several types of sin). ‘Will you not go out and shovel the snow For the wife that you used to love?’ ‘I would if the snow was at the door, But the sun is bright above.’ ‘You haven’t loved me for years,’ she said, ‘You never do what I want!’ ‘Love is a two-way street,’ I said, ‘Not a one-way covenant. Before we take, then we have to give So the feeling is returned, But you’ve locked yourself in your tiny soul And you’ve left me feeling spurned.’ ‘I give you what you deserve,’ she said ‘Since you let our daughter go, You let her marry beneath her, As I said, ‘I told you so!’ ‘You made our daughter unhappy, by Rejecting the one she loved, You wouldn’t go to the wedding, so She said that she’d had enough!’ ‘The ice has formed on the ceiling now, Why can’t you feel the cold?’ ‘The ice and snow that you’re seeing is The ice cave of your soul.’ ‘I’ve hated you for many a year,’ She spat, and she said it twice, ‘That’s sad, for I’ve always loved you,’ I began, but her eyes were ice. David Lewis Paget
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Hi how you doing I’m doing fine, how about you I’m okay, well I’m not really Go on tell me about it, that’s what us ex’s are for. It’s Joe. Joe, that’ll be my replacement. He doesn’t seem to want to do it. When you say do it, do we mean *** Yes, strange isn’t it. I don’t know, I don’t know Joe. He’s a man, what is there to know. Why is he not chasing you around the house. I don’t know, what happened to us. You dumped me. I know, but why. Let me see now, oh yeah, you said you wanted a ring, marriage, children, house, and a pony. I said I didn’t like pony’s. You said that’s the last straw. I said, exactly, do you know how much straw costs. You said, shut up about the straw. I said, where would we put a pony. You said, shut the **** up about the pony, shut the **** up about the straw. Do you want to marry me or not. I sort of got lost for words, and by the time I got round to saying I would love to marry you, you were away with Joe. You’re so full of crap, you ran a mile, actually you and that pony have a lot in common, you’re both mule headed. You’re still with Joe, did he give you a pony. No, he gave me something else. Frustration It’s not all about *** you know, he’s saving himself. That’ll be the biggest coming this year then. I don’t know why I phoned you, you do my head in. You need to borrow me till Joe’s ready. No I don’t, celibacy is the in thing now. Well in that case, I just want to congratulate on your resolve. Are you seeing anyone. No, I’m going through a monking phase at the moment, new habit. So we could meet as friends then. I don’t see why not, a friend in need is a friend in need. I think that’s a friend indeed. Indeed it is friend. Should I bring a bottle round. That would be a friendly thing to do. You won’t mention Pony’s will you. I won’t mention Pony’s. Okay, I’ll bring Joe with me. What. I need to send him back, the post office is on the way. Ha ha, nice one.
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May 29, 2016
May 29, 2016 at 4:43 AM UTC
The Pony.
Hi how you doing I’m doing fine, how about you I’m okay, well I’m not really Go on tell me about it, that’s what us ex’s are for. It’s Joe. Joe, that’ll be my replacement. He doesn’t seem to want to do it. When you say do it, do we mean *** Yes, strange isn’t it. I don’t know, I don’t know Joe. He’s a man, what is there to know. Why is he not chasing you around the house. I don’t know, what happened to us. You dumped me. I know, but why. Let me see now, oh yeah, you said you wanted a ring, marriage, children, house, and a pony. I said I didn’t like pony’s. You said that’s the last straw. I said, exactly, do you know how much straw costs. You said, shut up about the straw. I said, where would we put a pony. You said, shut the **** up about the pony, shut the **** up about the straw. Do you want to marry me or not. I sort of got lost for words, and by the time I got round to saying I would love to marry you, you were away with Joe. You’re so full of crap, you ran a mile, actually you and that pony have a lot in common, you’re both mule headed. You’re still with Joe, did he give you a pony. No, he gave me something else. Frustration It’s not all about *** you know, he’s saving himself. That’ll be the biggest coming this year then. I don’t know why I phoned you, you do my head in. You need to borrow me till Joe’s ready. No I don’t, celibacy is the in thing now. Well in that case, I just want to congratulate on your resolve. Are you seeing anyone. No, I’m going through a monking phase at the moment, new habit. So we could meet as friends then. I don’t see why not, a friend in need is a friend in need. I think that’s a friend indeed. Indeed it is friend. Should I bring a bottle round. That would be a friendly thing to do. You won’t mention Pony’s will you. I won’t mention Pony’s. Okay, I’ll bring Joe with me. What. I need to send him back, the post office is on the way. Ha ha, nice one.
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Hey you, Just got back to the flat, not the same without you sat at the top of the stairs typing away. Reminders all over, showing me of your recent presence. First sight at pile of dishes that you washed, Empty grissini breadstick's box, Still some tzatziki and houmous left though. Need a **** can't deal with this already. Ahh, that's better. A tooth-brush is missing, Spa Covent Garden Sanctuary, Irish Meadow? Will upstairs be any better? Must pause, plug in interent hub. **** Back to old self so soon. Duvet squashed up to the back wall, Can almost make out your imprint. I'm reluctant to throw out the remaining *** butts, Seems as if you're still here. Half drunken mugs of tea, finished quiche, Can't believe I was so sick on the last night. Bad dreams yesterday, two in fact. Both being hung over ridiculous heights. No good with that, big fear. A sign of pressure bearing down? Held council to rights, no joy. Start the whole drawn out claim again, Lot's of boxes to tick and fill. Toss pots, must bite tongue and get on. Doctor’s waiting room has mags for women only, Nothing to chill my nervous mind. 'But are you going to faint on me?' I made it through allright, lost some blood. ECG scan on Thursday, for what though? Chest or heart? Probably heart. Mid-life wake-up call come early. Do I really want to know? I suppose. Where's my lovely? I need her so. A cuddle, a smile, all better. Action time- phoned all bills, extra time. C'mere money, pretty please? What thong then? Suspicious... I was right (kinda)! *** So excited, so touched, wow! We will work it out Dee. Thoughts of wild horses scare me not, Something feeling very right, not at all wrong. Hardest thing ever has already been done- Finding that special little someone.
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Jul 16, 2010
Jul 16, 2010 at 2:52 AM UTC
Hey you
Hey you, Just got back to the flat, not the same without you sat at the top of the stairs typing away. Reminders all over, showing me of your recent presence. First sight at pile of dishes that you washed, Empty grissini breadstick's box, Still some tzatziki and houmous left though. Need a **** can't deal with this already. Ahh, that's better. A tooth-brush is missing, Spa Covent Garden Sanctuary, Irish Meadow? Will upstairs be any better? Must pause, plug in interent hub. **** Back to old self so soon. Duvet squashed up to the back wall, Can almost make out your imprint. I'm reluctant to throw out the remaining *** butts, Seems as if you're still here. Half drunken mugs of tea, finished quiche, Can't believe I was so sick on the last night. Bad dreams yesterday, two in fact. Both being hung over ridiculous heights. No good with that, big fear. A sign of pressure bearing down? Held council to rights, no joy. Start the whole drawn out claim again, Lot's of boxes to tick and fill. Toss pots, must bite tongue and get on. Doctor’s waiting room has mags for women only, Nothing to chill my nervous mind. 'But are you going to faint on me?' I made it through allright, lost some blood. ECG scan on Thursday, for what though? Chest or heart? Probably heart. Mid-life wake-up call come early. Do I really want to know? I suppose. Where's my lovely? I need her so. A cuddle, a smile, all better. Action time- phoned all bills, extra time. C'mere money, pretty please? What thong then? Suspicious... I was right (kinda)! *** So excited, so touched, wow! We will work it out Dee. Thoughts of wild horses scare me not, Something feeling very right, not at all wrong. Hardest thing ever has already been done- Finding that special little someone.
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Joel's ten month old only child, a son, had just started walking as Joel was sentenced to jail for three to six months for fighting, after charges had been filed against him. Each time a court hearing was set Joel went, but the dates were always post phoned. Joel meet Sena a tall dark skinned buxom  twenty nine old French speaking woman, just off the coast of Ghana. They married and through mutual friends came to America,and settled in Germantown. Sena spoke French to her dacca. She was a devoted mother and wife. Each time that Sena dropped her child off at daycare, she covered dacca's face with kisses,before heading for the indoor fruit stand that employed her. Joel always cocky and prideful,all of his life,drove a black Lincoln with his girlfriend closer than a flea on a dog, and met sales quotas when required. Granted one phone call from jail, Joel spoke with his rejected wife Sena, asking for bail money, his once proud and sarcastic voice breaking. A lawyer informed Sena that since charges had been filed ,the conviction had to stand. Joel now sits in a shared cell occasionally looking through the steel bars in lock down, gazing up at stars that he once rode and walked under freely.
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Oct 24, 2013
Oct 24, 2013 at 10:08 PM UTC
JOEL AND SENA BY VICTOR TRIPP
It has been almost 7 years since We first spoke, And your *** and coke has loosened your tongue. "It is not your fault that I'm in love with you," you said, "I'm just an idiot, for letting it go so far." Like when, at 3am, you phoned from across the ocean, Because you felt that something was wrong, And the pills stacked up on my desk stayed there, Useless. I'm sure that that was careless of you, too. If I had known I would have curbed it, Because I know that unrequited love feels like a punch to the gut, And you've saved me enough times that I owe you in return. But, as confessions pour from your alcoholic lips, I freeze. I'm not sure what comfort I can be, when The word 'friendzone' has left your mouth so often That I sometimes think you're the enemy. Now we are here, And I keep expecting your finger To send the blame my way. Please don't be that guy (I wouldn't be alive without you.)
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Jan 2, 2014
Jan 2, 2014 at 6:42 PM UTC
Apology
Your cheek rested on my chest light pressing the silence bright for a moment in your dark porch feelings had weight but I was reluctant to detach to speculate about where we were and what we held too secure to need to share talk at all like the black cat blending into the explored our world still unbound by word patrolled walls the street lamp flickered with temptation asking elemental questions on decisions reason on or off proving only a distraction illuminating your attractions from a distance above us a curtain stirred up against an open window lulled by slight rain cloud blurring the moon to slow cuddle in love with a dream seen sweetly on half show to only a lonely lane and me in the light kiss you gave with all that's pure from a girly whirly place full of pink hats and allure making the darkness shake when I saw the look in your eyes sure with what I couldn't mistake as yet told only in storybook ways I almost dared to try and speak but you felt the twinkle of stars too shyness fluttering your lashes and passion escaped and flew skies beyond intensity to catch respite in what little sleep it could before getting bedded by an au revoir which l foolishly leapt into turning round pulling up a collar against the late hour leaving you a wave to hide my two minds I notice you pull your curtains together cold sheets made bearable when you phoned to see I was safe to hear your voice saved me from strife and though not face to face we spoke of what in our lives was finally in place behind your curtain of love my fingers slid down the natural gradient stretching the fabric all the more sensitive felt as a soft moan might pad on a sheet intent on some scheme or hunt secretive
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Jul 10, 2014
Jul 10, 2014 at 1:15 PM UTC
A Step Back On To Your Porch
Your cheek rested on my chest light pressing the silence bright for a moment in your dark porch feelings had weight but I was reluctant to detach to speculate about where we were and what we held too secure to need to share talk at all like the black cat blending into the explored our world still unbound by word patrolled walls the street lamp flickered with temptation asking elemental questions on decisions reason on or off proving only a distraction illuminating your attractions from a distance above us a curtain stirred up against an open window lulled by slight rain cloud blurring the moon to slow cuddle in love with a dream seen sweetly on half show to only a lonely lane and me in the light kiss you gave with all that's pure from a girly whirly place full of pink hats and allure making the darkness shake when I saw the look in your eyes sure with what I couldn't mistake as yet told only in storybook ways I almost dared to try and speak but you felt the twinkle of stars too shyness fluttering your lashes and passion escaped and flew skies beyond intensity to catch respite in what little sleep it could before getting bedded by an au revoir which l foolishly leapt into turning round pulling up a collar against the late hour leaving you a wave to hide my two minds I notice you pull your curtains together cold sheets made bearable when you phoned to see I was safe to hear your voice saved me from strife and though not face to face we spoke of what in our lives was finally in place behind your curtain of love my fingers slid down the natural gradient stretching the fabric all the more sensitive felt as a soft moan might pad on a sheet intent on some scheme or hunt secretive
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Today I woke up angry And by the time I feel better it'll be too late to save me While the voice on the TV sang the ******** reasons why they think I did it. I got my snap back turned back Ready to make a head snap back When I let my rifle crack Everyone will know I did it. They will say I am mentally ill When they were the ones who gave me the **** pill Wrote depression as the cause on the itemized bill Then send my *** out for another refill. They turned the neighborhood into a war zone When the cops came to my home I would have come freely had they phoned Instead they had guns drawn, ready to unload. Hook me up to a gurney Stick me with a poison needle to send me on my final journey While a group of people look upon me Never once believing my story. The truth is, the bullet was meant for my own head But I got scared and pointed it at the window instead I shot a three year old girl as she slept in her bed When it was my own life I wanted to end. Today I woke up angry Today is the day they are going to hang me The death knell sings all around me Life's final reminder of the ******** reasons I gave not to live it.
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Jul 13, 2013
Jul 13, 2013 at 4:53 PM UTC
Missed Lead
have the mumps and itchy lumps, my tummy's awful sore. I have a cough, my arm's fell off, my throat is red and raw. I have big spots and polka dots, flashing before my eyes. My legs are broke, no it's no joke, as if I would tell lies. I've got the flu, Atchoo Atchoo, I'll just miss school today. Of course I'm sick, no it's no trick, oh what a thing to say. I've got the shakes and my head aches, it hurts so very bad. And what a bind, I've gone night blind, why are you laughing Dad? I almost forgot about tooth rot, and frostbite of the toes. I feel unwell, I cannot smell, because of my blocked nose. I'm far too ill to take a pill, for they just makes me gag. I feel so sick, please Daddy quick, pass me the paper bag. No need to phone Dr.SawBone, he is a busy man. I need no shots or creams for spots, just soda and a fan. My speech is slurred, my vision blurred, oh mummy I should rest. Now that's not fair, as if I'd dare, to dodge my English test. You're not impressed, I should get dressed, and stop this sad charade. My Dads no fool, he phoned the school, and said I'd overlaid
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Sep 23, 2013
Sep 23, 2013 at 7:59 PM UTC
I Have the Mumps