"neh" poems
Meri jaan
Tere bina khushi ghabrahi
Tere liye zindagi bichaii
Teri bahoon mein sakoon paya
Tere dil mein ghar bhasaya
Haan, zindagi neh bohoot sataya
Bar, bar moor le ke dil bhujaya
Suraj dekha ke nazaar leli
Kyun itne pyare pyaar se sachai cheeni?
s.q.
Aug 6, 2014
Aug 6, 2014 at 6:06 PM UTC
WHAT ABOUT THE NEXT GENERATION
THE ONLY WAY TO GET TO THE NEXT GENERATION
IS GET A FLAMING COMPUTER, GET THE INTERNET, AND PAY TV
AND YOU CAN BE AS COOL AS ME, IF YA HAVEN’T GOT A COMPUTER
YOU ARE A COMPLETE LOSER, WHO IS A TAD BRAINLESS
NO THE COMPUTER IS THE SIGN OF THE NEXT GENERATION
NOT LITTLE YOUNG DUDES WHO ARE JEALOUS OF YA
NEH, THE COMPUTER IS THE GATEWAY, TO THE NEXT GEN, BABY
NOTHING IS GOING TO TAKE YOU THERE QUICKER, THAN A COMPUTER
A COMPUTER IS COOL, CAUSE IT SHOWS YOU WHERE ALL THE GREAT PARTIES ARE
WHEN YOUR FAVOURITE FOOTY TEAM IS PLAYING
IT SHOWS KIDS HAVING A BALL WITH YOUTUBE, BY PUTTING ON VLOGS
AND WRITING BLOGS AND YOU CAN DISPLAY YOUR ART ON A COMPUTER
THE WORLD GETS TO SEE IT, AS WELL AS WRITING, IT’S ****** FUN
FACEBOOK IS COOL AS WELL, YOU CAN DISPLAY ART ON THAT AS WELL
SO IF ANYONE SAYS COMPUTERS **** AND NOT THE NEXT GENERATION
THEY CAN GO AND **** A LEMON, AND I WILL BE AS CHEEKY AS I WANT
TO SHOW, THAT COMPUTERS, CAN TAKE YOU TO THE NEXT GEN FASTER
THAN ANY JOB THAT YOU DON’T WANT TO BE IN
I WANT TO BE AN ENTERTAINER, I AM BETTER, BUT DIFFERENT TO OTHERS WHEN IT COMES TO STYLE
HEY BABY, OOH YEAH, COMPUTERS CAN SLIDE YA TO THE NEXT GEN, YEAH
HEY BABY OOH YEAH, COMPUTERS CAN SLIDE YA TO THE NEXT GEN YEAH
YA SEE AS I SEARCH AROUND CYBER SPACE
I SEE SOME NICE LOOKING CHICKS, YOU MEAN, NICE, I SAID YEAH NICE
THEY ARE SO PRETTY, VERY PRETTY, HEY BABY, OOH YEAH OH YEAH
I WANNA PARTY WITH THE COOL PEOPLE HANGING ON CYBER SPACE
YOU SEE COMPUTERS ARE THE GATEWAY, TO THE NEXT GEN YEAH
AND WE OPEN UP A NICE COLD BEER, SHE’S SO BEAUTY
WONDERFULLY, DRESSED FOR THE OCCASION YEAH
COMPUTERS ARE FUN, NOT FOR THE SQUARES, WHO JUST WORKS IN DEAD END JOBS
FOR ME, COMPUTERS ARE THE KEY TO MY FUTURE
I AM NOT LIKE MY BIG KOOMARRI MAN OF A MATE, LYLE
I LOVE SOCIAL MEDIA, I AM COOL MAN, UP IN COMPUTER TERRITORY NOW, BUDDY BOY
Jan 29, 2015
Jan 29, 2015 at 10:27 PM UTC
BRIAN, YOU ARE STILL A LITTLE SHY BOY, BUDDY
YOU SEE MY DAD CLOSED THE DOOR SAYING
DON’T WORRY ABOUT THE TEASING, BE LIKE ME AND MUMMY
AND WENT BACK IN AND I FOLLOWED DAD AND HE SAID
ARE YOU GETTING TEASED, BRIAN , AND I SAID, I AM TEASING YOU
CAUSE DAD, YOUR NOT LIKE US, YOUR NOT LIKE US, YA NOT LIKE US
I AM A YOUNG DUDE, AND YOU ARE A GRUMPY OLD ****
AND DAD SAID GO TO YOUR ROOM, AND I SAID NEH, I AM STILL COOL, BUDDY
DAD SAID, COOL, WHY DO YA WANT TO BE COOL FOR, BE LIKE ME AND MUMMY
OR A SHY YOUNG DUDE, AND I SAID, YOU ARE FUCKEN SHY, DAD
AND DAD GOT UP AND SAID, GO TO YOUR BLINKEN ROOM YA LITTLE SHY BOY
AND IF WE HAD LOCKS, I WILL LOCK YOU IN, I SAID WHEN YOU DIE
YOU ARE LEARNING ABOUT HOW KIDS OF TODAY ACT
DAD SAID SHUT UP, YOUR STILL A LITTLE SHY BOY
AND RAN TO HIS SEAT, AND I FOLLOWED HIM SAYING, I AM STILL NOT LEAVING YOU ALONE DAD
AND DAD SAID, GO TO YOUR ROOM YA FOOL, YA FOOL
I SAID, HIT ME HERE IN THE FACE DADDY, AND HE SAID OK AND HIT ME SQUARE IN THE FACE
AND TRIED TO RUN TO HIS SEAT, AND I FOLLOWED HIM TO HIS SEAT
SAYING, I WANT TO BE COOL, AND HE SAID COOL WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE COOL FOR
GO AWAY FOOL, DAD, SAID, AND I STUCK MY FINGER UP AT DAD, AND HE SAID
DON;T GIVE ME THOSE RITCHARD HAND SIGNALS YA FOOL YOU FLAMING FOOL
AND I SHOWED DAD MY FINGER 199 TIMES, MY BROTHER DEFENDED DAD LIKE A MANS KID WOULD
AND I STARTED A BG ARGUMENT WITH DAD SAYING, I WAS TOO COOL FOR THIS FAMILY
HE SAID, GO AWAY YA FOOL, GO AWAY FOOL, GO FOR A WALK, YA NEED TO LET OFF STEAM
I SAID, NEH, I WANT TO HAVE MY SAY, DAD YOU NEED TO LIGHTEN UP
DAD SAID, GO TO YOUR ROOM, FOOL, GO TO YOUR ROOM, YA FOOL
AND I SAID, **** OFF AWAY FROM US YOUNG DUDES, BUDDY, YOU ARE AN OLD FUCKEN KODGER
DAD SAID, GO AWAY YA FOOL, AND WENT INTO THE KITCHEN TO WIPE UP
AND I REMEMBER FOLLOWING HIM, SAYING, LISTEN TO ME, DAD I AM NOT YOUR FAVOURITE SON AM IT
HE SAID, NO, NOT IF YOU CARRY ON LIKE THIS YOUR NOT, YOUR A LITTLE SHY BOY, BUDDY
I SAID, DAD I WANT TO STAB YOU IN THE BACK, DAD SAID WHERE’S THE KNIFE
THE BIG THING WAS, WHERE’S THE KNIFE, I DIDN’T WANT TO **** DAD, HE’S FAMILY
I WAS REALLY TEASING LIKE THE COOL YOUNG DUDES DID IN THE 1980s
WHEN DAD FINISHED THAT HE RAN STRAIGHT TO HIS CHAIR
AND I FOLLOWED HIM, SAYING, YOU ARE A STUPID FATHER
HE SAID, GO AWAY FOOL, GO AWAY FOOL, LEAVE ME ALONE BRIAN, I’M A FAMILY MAN
I SAID, I HAVE COOL MATES, I DON’T NEED YOU TO SAY, YOUR LIKE ME AND MUMMY BRIAN EVERY DAY
THEN I SAID I AM COOL, DAD, DAD SAID, COOL, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE COOL FOR
WELL, NOW DAD IS DEAD, I GOT MY CHANCE TO TELL DAD THAT I WAS BEING A KID
AND NOW IT’S DAD’S TURN TO BE ONE OF DAVID AND LISA CAMPBELL’S TWINS
PAIRED WITH ROBIN WILLIAMS, THEY ARE JUST LIKE EACH OTHER
DAD, IS SOON TO BE JIMMY BARNES’S GRANDCHILD WITH ROBIN WILLIAMS
TO JOIN OLGA CHICK
HAPPY NEXT LIFE, DAD
AND LET US DUDES BURN YA OLDIE OFF WITH METHANE, TO IMPROVE YOUR NEXT EARTH BODY
BOBYE BLINKEN DAD, YA FOOL, I AM ONLY JOKING, HA HA HA HA
Jan 7, 2015
Jan 7, 2015 at 12:37 AM UTC
you are so dumb indeed
you want the chance to be free
everyone in the cosmos cheers for me and mummy
to beat this world indefemtly
god is just a cause to worry
mainly brought out by the fear of your parents
you see i can say shut up dummy
and you will listen unless you are square, yeah
dummy dummy you are a little dummy
you have no brains unless it is in your tiny toe
i am a man who loves life, i am not a dummy, mate
i want to liver life to the full
but instead you put me in front of that bull
and say sit there dummy, let the bull attack
i say no, don’t let him leave the rack
i am a technology ****
and i just vomited **** in the toilet, discussing, hey
hey hey hey is in the paddock where the horses are
but it might be in your mouth when you are trying to be a conservative ****
i hear dad say, shut up dummy, but i prefer to be a cool cat
yeah, dudes, lets party on
in every club in this god forsaken town
you say shut up dummy as much as you like
you know way back in the olden days when i wanted my mates to call me spike
i will get on the poetry slam stage and grab the mike
and read the poem with shut up dummy in my head
i don’t want it, i don’t want it, leave me alone
neh, he will say, as he wants to sit there saying yeah mate continuously teasing all night
i know you are saying shut up dummy oh yeah
but you must remember i am a person oh yeah
i don’t want you to go yeah mate continuously mate, and i don’t want to get callas dummy
but i still hear the words shut up dummy and yeah mate
i have no idea why it’s in my head, i just think it’s because i am a techno ****
shut up dummy stop teasing me, man
causa i am the coolest dude in the land
Jun 13, 2016
Jun 13, 2016 at 1:46 AM UTC
psych ward dramas
ok, i believe i am here today
to let people have fun
i get leave every day to keep
an eye on the world
so i can help, in the way that i do
i know people can get sick of me
saying i am cronus and ****
but i do that, so i can save people on earth
so we don’t bring the old days back
cause a lot of those criminals
you can see in the glossy magazines
they look like they ae copying me
and that sort of made me feel
that i have created a world
that is full of death and yobbism
jake does a guitar solo which makes
the crowd really cheer out his name
jake jake jake oi oi oi
now, if i can get out of here
i really want to go to adelaide
so i can be in the christmas city of the world
and i want to support the adelaide crows
and go to the AFL grand final
i also wanna do my art
and profit from my writing
you see i really want to
make this psych ward a happy place to get well in
cause, really, i am still a kid
cause, to myself, i never had a good education, and i am prepared
to do that again, cause
i want that whole sill nonsense, ya know
like i am not mucking with you mate neh
, and i hate people saying your like us now man
and your not an old dogie, mate
and every kid, i thought
were trying to be cool
to make us all tease my daddy
now i was having fun
but i am 46, and i need a perfect change
and, still, ya know, i am cool
jake really stole the show with a great guitar solo
now, i want my parents to visit me
that’ll be kinda fun
but i don’t want to be a client, all my life
and i want to stop phedaphelia, cause it’s bad
i don’t care about what used to happen, i know
buddha wouldn’t like that
ya need to respect kids ya know
it’s just that it’s fucken hard to stop a kidnapper
and that is why buddha tries to make peace with this whole situation
and yesterday, i explained
that about 63 australians jumping from a plane
and i portrayed it as every victim of school shootings coming back to earth
nobody dies ya know, we are all here there and everywhere
the cartoonist said, this is a cartooning class, not a psychology class or a vision class
i would like to teach people about space travel via sleep, like i do
cause, man, this is ****** fun and i do do a show on channel 44
and if people complain about me
i will say, get with the times ya ***
jake did a big guitar solo which gave a freezing blizzard to mercury
Jun 3, 2015
Jun 3, 2015 at 7:30 AM UTC
O my Lord, I am not concerned,
with things that do not involve me.
Let all forms of pride or haughtiness,
be set aside and permanently forgotten.
Let me bask under Your righteousness.
O my Lord, I am not concerned,
with silly, worldly desires of vanity,
which are solely designed to distract me.
As one of Your children, let me be content
with my Kingdom purpose and Your decrees.
O my Lord, I am not concerned,
with the weariness of this human flesh,
since I have chosen to place my hope in You.
Thank You, for My strength and satisfaction.
So now, I wait patiently for my breakthrough.
O my Lord, I am not concerned,
with retribution for wrongs against me,
but allow me to always carry forgiveness.
Let Your joy be evident in my frail life,
spreading seeds of goodness and kindness.
.
.
.
Author Notes:
Loosely based on:
Psa 131; Eccl 2:11; Phil 4:11-12; Isa 5:16, 54:17;
Neh 8:10; Matt 6:14-15; Eph 1:7; 2 Cor 5:21
Learn more about me and my poetry at:
http://amzn.to/1ffo9YZ
By Joseph J. Breunig 3rd, © 2014, All rights reserved.
May 1, 2014
May 1, 2014 at 1:48 PM UTC
Caught your back
That is the only feature of you could I spec
So fixated were the steps
Such to mitigate out of the meandering voyage
Towards your path to trace you turned
Beyond my suspected alley
Impalpable
Intended to glimpse your face
I swirled ,shifted and turned
All astood for the whole while
Yet escaped you unaware
I,too,moved ahead jollily without doing you an unnecessary 'peak a boo'
Feb 17, 2019
Feb 17, 2019 at 10:06 AM UTC
Behold the first-born of creation,
One to Whom was given all dominion.
He is worthy of our heart-felt praise;
therefore, honor Him, all of your days!
Guard yourself against ungodly deceptions;
increase your spirit’s awareness and perception.
We possess the skills to repeatedly circumvent
the problems of life… via our skills and talents.
Since we’ve been made in the Almighty’s image,
allow the joy of the Lord to reflect His visage,
while understanding one’s purpose and identity.
Remember! By His spirit, we’ve been set free!
Know that the evidence has been compiled;
accept that unto God, we’ve been reconciled.
We’ve been given this wonderful gift of life.
Recognize today… the supremacy of Christ!
Author Notes:
Loosely based on:
Col 1:15-20; Gen 1:27; 2 Cor 5:17-21; Neh 8:10
Learn more about me and my poetry at:
http://www.squidoo.com/book-isbn-1419650513
By Joseph J. Breunig 3rd, © 2012, All rights reserved.
Apr 18, 2013
Apr 18, 2013 at 6:34 AM UTC
noooooooo
know
no
neh
nah
no thanks
nope
negative
absolutely not
by no means
never
not at all
nix
no way n
Dec 9, 2014
Dec 9, 2014 at 8:46 AM UTC
why has he going to bed early,
leave the kid alone buddy he is only tired, that’s all
but he should’ve been doing this lately
why is he going to bed
leave the kid alone buddy, he’s not like us
he has been doing writing and art, he is trying to be like us
but he used to be such a **** and a woosey
leave the kid alone buddy he’s not like us anymore, behave yourself
come on buddy, get out of bed, you are not like us
you are a loser baby, why can’t you save me
leave the kid alone buddy, he has been looking ****** tired
woosey woosey woosey woosey, you are a woosey dude
come on, leave the kid alone, he is trying to sleep
i don’t care if he is trying to sleep, i don’t care if he is on medication
he never respected me back then
leave the kid alone, buddy, he’s not like us, he is on medication, dude
please leave him alone
neh, as i said he never respected me back then, so why should i respect him
he is a fucken **** and i hate him
hey, leave the kid alone, he is trying to sleep, dude
neh, i wanted to get my housework and i wanted to sleep back then
and he didn’t let me, so why should i leave him alone
leave the kid alone, buddy, he wants to bury the hatchett
i don’t care, if he wants to bury the hatchett, he never respected me, so why should i respect him
leave the kid alone, buddy, he is not like us anymore
yes he is, woosey woosey woosey, shut up **** your not like me, your not a cool kid, i am anyway
cool kids muck around mate, heh heh heh only yeah mate yeah kids go to bed mate yeah mate yeah
c’mon leave the kid alone, buddy, he is sorry for what he did to you back then
i don’t care if he is sorry, he is too woosey to be like me
leave him alone, he doesn’t wanna live in the past
SHUT UP, YOU AIN’T A COOL KID
WHY DON’T YOU SHUT UP, and leave the kid alone
neh, he is still like us, buddy
Mar 1, 2016
Mar 1, 2016 at 6:49 PM UTC
I awoke being happy being happy
i am happy to be calling you a woos
i awoke being happy, being very happy
happy happy happy oi oi oi
fly burgers are good enough to eat
and simon said he will give you a special treat
man, i feel very very beat
fly burgers are such a tasty treat
rockabilly rockabillty rockabilly rock
a man comes up to tell ya to get ******
you say neh, i don’t wanna, no don’t
i just hop in my little mini moke
i rock up and rock down
i party hardy all over the town
my dad told me, to be careful;, but he
doesn’t understand i am careful in a devious kind of way
15 miles to the get to the end
without mates voices driving you round the bend
please mate yeah mate yeah, leave me alone
cause i am the king sitting upon my thrown
i wear a gold gown and gold shoes on my feet
and this robe i have on is kind of ****** neat
please buddha, save me from this crap
because i am in a city, where the people seem nice and the ideas are alright
but when it comes to cool, i am the one to go to
party party party, yeah, i will ****** ****** party
i party for my mommy and i party for my daddy
i am not a hooligan though it’s hard to tell
i am not the type to kiss and tell
i am ugly, yeah that is me
it’s better than being a little pretty boy, yeah buddy
i am not a little pretty boy, i am a ugly toad
that will one day get what i want, yeah deviously what i want
people call me woosey, i can’t understand
why they can’t except, that i am a reformed man
i said to my voices out on the street
LEAVE ME ALONE YA **** YOU RICH *****
maybe i don’t know how to fight, i don’t wish i did
cause violence doesn’t solve anything
yelling at the heavens solves things but it cause some hatred
because of the voices being jealous of your art and power
money money money will make me happy so i can go on holidays
money money money, will bring me joy yeah, to brian allan’s world
i want my voices to upgrade in me being nice
i am radically awesome dude
Jun 14, 2015
Jun 14, 2015 at 12:29 AM UTC
THE ALLAN FAMILY STORY, BRIAN’S A YOUNG DUDE
YOUNG DUDES ARE PEOPLE WHO GO TO NIGHTCLUBS AND PARTY
AND THEY HAVE A LOT OF FUN, YEAH, THEY ARE CLASSED AS YOUNG ADULTS
BUT I PREFER TO CALL TWEENS KIDS, BACK IN THOSE DAYS, AND AS SOON
AS THEY TURNED 13 AND INTO *** AND MUSIC, THEY ARE YOUNG DUDES
AND THEN THEY STAY YOUNG DUDES, TILL THEY ARE 25, BUT SOMETIMES
IT NEEDS TO GET OUT THERE, YOU SEE, MY FAMILY BECAUSE
NO I DON’T TAKE DRUGS, BUT I LIKE TO PARTY, YOUNG DUDE BEHAVIOUR
I LIKE TO LISTEN TO PROPER MUSIC, YOUNG DUDE BEHAVIOUR
GOING ON THE COMPUTER, TO PLAY MUSIC YOUNG DUDE BEHAVIOUR
BUT COMPUTER GAMES IS FOR THE KIDS, I KNOW KIDS ARE YOUNGER THAN ME
BUT I ALWAYS SAY A YOUNG DUDE WILL GO OUT AND PARTY HARDY
YA KNOW, I HATE BEING TREATED LIKE A KID, CAUSE I LIKE HEAVY METAL
I HATE BEING TREATED LIKE AN OLDIE EITHER, ONLY BECAUSE, I AM NOT OLD
BUT I HATE WHEN PEOPLE CONTRIDICT ME
MY VERSION OF A YOUNG DUDE IS BETTER, BECAUSE THEY DO PLAY MUSIC
AND THEY DO, GO OUT TO PARTY, IN NIGHTCLUBS
I THOUGHT MY MATES AND MY BROTHER AND DAD UNDERSTOOD THIS
I THINK LOOKING AND THINKING LIKE A YOUNG DUDE IS GOOD FOR ANY MIDDLEAGED PERSON
I DON’T WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE AN OLD FOGIE WHO WANTS TO DIE
I AM A YOUNG DUDE, AND I KNOW THE KIDS ARE SAYING THEY ARE YOUNG
WELL, YES, I NEED TO EXPLAIN MY VERSION OF A YOUNG DUDE
I THOUGHT PEOPLE KNEW WHAT I MEANT WHEN I SAID I WAS A YOUNG DUDE
BUT I MAKES ME ANGRY, I WANT TO LISTEN TO THE COORS
I WANT TO LISTEN TO HEAVY METAL, LIKE A REAL YOUNG DUDE
I DON’T WANT DAD TELLING ME TO BE A KID, NEH I WILL SAY
I LIKE WHAT I AM DOING ON YOUTUBE, AND IF THAT MAKES ME A WOOSEY
I GUESS I AM A WOOSEY, BUT I AM NOT A WOOSEY, I AM A COOL YOUNG DUDE
YOU SEE, I HAVE GROUPS LIKE MANS KID FIXES UP TO THE MEN, I AM NOT THAT, **** OFF ANYONE WHO THINKS I AM
A LADIES KID, WELL, I LIKE THAT A BIT, BUT I HATE THE SMOTHERING IT BRINGS
AN ADULT, NOT SHY TO GO TO BED, NOT ME, I SLEEP ON THE COUCH
A YOUNG DUDE BEING CREATIVE, PARTYING LISTENING TO MUSIC, THAT IS ME TO A TEE
MY YOUNG DUDE IS A STRUGGLING BUDDHIST ARTIST AND WRITER AND YOUTUBE ENTERTAINER
WHO LOVES TO PARTY
I PREFER MY YOUNG DUDE, MORE COOLER FOR ME TO PORTRAY
I HATE KIDS THINKING I AM CRAMPING THEIR STYLE
TEASE YOUR PARENTS, CAUSE I AM A COOL PERSON, BUDDY
I AM A YOUNG DUDE AND PROUD OF IT
Jan 24, 2015
Jan 24, 2015 at 4:19 AM UTC
THE BITE VICTORY SHOW
WELL DONE ADELAIDE BITE YA SEE, WELL DONE THE ADELAIDE BITE
THEY BEAT THE PERTH HEAT BY 3 POINTS TO 2
THEY BEAT THEM 3 POINTS TO 2
AND I PARTY ALL OVER THE CITY CENTRE YA SEE
THE PARTY IS ON FOR YOUNG AND OLD
YEAH EVERYONE PARTIIES IN THEIR HOUSE
I KNOW WHEN YOU ARE MENTALLY ILL MY FRIEND
YOU FEEL LIKE SAYING YOUR GOD, AND YA FEEL LIKE SAYING YOUR JESUS TOO
AND NOAH AND MOSES ARE THE SAME
GO THE BITE GO THE BITE GO THE BITE RAH RAH RAH
GO THE BITE GO THE BITE GO THE BITE TAKE A BITE OUT OF THE HEAT
YOU SEE, AS I AM SITTING IN GAREMA PLACE AND I PARTY LIKE CRAZY, DUDE
WAITING FOR SOME YOUNG DUDES, READY TO PARTY HARDY
I DON’T CARE WHAT MY VOICES SAY, I WILL HAVE FUN ANYWAY
HOW MUCH MONEY WOULD YA PAY, TO SEE A HEAVY METAl CONCERT PLAYED REAL LOUD
GULLUMPH WENT THE LITTLE GREEN FROG LAST NIGHT
GULLUMPH WENT THE LITTLE GREEN FROG LAST NIGHT
I PARTIED DOWN THE CLUB LAST NIGHT, WITH MY GIRLFRIEND BILLIE JEAN
AND I PARTIED WITH THE BIG GUYS ON THE AC/DC STAGE OH YEAH
THAT IS SO VERY RADICAL YEAH
THE BITE WON THE MATCH 3-2, WHAT A MATCH IT WAS
YA SEE EVERYONE IN THE CROWD ARE CHEERING LOUD, AND MAKING A LOT OF NOISE
THEN THE BIG NERDY ADULT SAID WOULD YA, PLEASE QUIETEN DOWN
I SAID OR WE SAID NEH YA OLD BAT, YOU ARE AN OLD FOGIE OH YEAH
I PARTIED DOWN THE CLUB OH YEAh
OH YEAH IT’S RATHER RAD
I AM BUDDHAS SAVIOUR, MAN I AM BUDDHAS SAVIOUR
I WANT PEOPLE TO GO OUT AND PARTY WITH ME, CAUSE I AM NOT A SQUARE
I AM NOT SQUARE, I STICKY STARE, LIKE A BEAR, I CAN SEE YA UNDERWEAR
I HAVE NO IDEA, IF THEY’LL TEAR, THEN YA BUY ANOTHER PEAR
PARTY PARTY PARTY, THE WORLD NEEDS TO PARTY
AND BRIAN ALLAN IS THE GUY TO TAKE THE NERD AND THE GEEK OUT OF LIFE
AND SAY EVERYBODY’S COOL EVERYONE IS ALRIGHT
IF YOU HATE ANYONE THAT IS ON THIS EARTH, YOU DON’T LOVE LIFE
Feb 6, 2015
Feb 6, 2015 at 6:31 AM UTC
I love getting drunk at the pub on a Saturday night
You see I want to go out and have a good time
But I am too ****** creative, and I want
To enjoy myself at the local sports hall
Playing basketball, soccer, and aussie rules
And then we head off to the local sports bar
And I will drink a local ***** with a few extra beers
Then after that we go on a fishing trip
Where I catch the biggest trout I have ever seen
You see I catch the trout and I eat it too
Then I head off to the garden party
And as we go to the garden party
We'll celebrate with a nice rich bottle of scotch
And we'll sit up drinking and drinking and really having a ball
And then when we go to the local park
We say to each other, I am partying so ****** hard
And after thar, I say,come on dudes
This is what I want to do, this is whet I do
Everyone who enjoys being in the rich brigade
Says,,being rich is not the right answer for the right question
Let's get down and let our hair down
With a few more bottles of scotch
Come on mate, let's go out and get a few drinks down ya
You see I am not a yeah mate yeah kid
I want to be creative and be a real cool person
And after that, I say come on dude
And then after that, I see I have a few great chocolate bars
To ease my fucken pain, you see every time
I see the whole chicken legs looking so cool
And everyone says to me, why are you looking so hot, lady
Then I go to the garden party and have a few top beers
And then get topsy and turvy, fitting me with plenty of shame
Come on dudes, I love you so,,I think you are from
The land of the living and the land of the strong
So dudes please come on and watch me swim
My future is looking so very very dim
Yes, I am cool, I am very very cool, I take a few tablets
And I enjoy it and enjoy it, it's so ****** radical, dude
I ride my bikes around the streets, saying to everyone
Come on, let's party, let's party, party all the time
Come on, I want to see how many dudes you say that go like this
How many dudes you know you go like this
Not many, Aunt Psnny, not many Aunt Penny
How many dudes, you know you go like this
And then walked off to the trees and started to have a word
You see people say that everyone is watching me
And making me feel so uptight, and constantly saying to me
What, are you trying to be a young dudes are ya
Trying to be a young dude, are you
Trying to be young dude, are ya
Cause, mate ya still an adult, ya still an adult
You have no fucken guts, to be in this world
Really,really,all of you, I do what I want
Ya great big lug, and mate, you are a stupid stupid baby
And as I leave the old fogies on their own
The women are waiting for me at the local pub
Ready to dance with me, as well as have a few drinks with me
And we'll all have a lot of *****
And toast to the evenings and mornings of the night
Get down, dudes, I am really going to party,, party I say
Yes, I get drunk and I get drunk really bad
Then some man treats me like cool person
And says, be a cool person I talk no fucken crap
He tells me to be an adult, and I say, neh
And he tells me to be a family person, I say neh
I am a cool person who loves to have a party with a few bottles of wine
And I think, that I am the messiah of madness, let's get drunk
And we'll show you off to the crowd
Sent from my iPhone
Jul 29, 2015
Jul 29, 2015 at 1:52 PM UTC
Can't spell
But he means well
Has a mean tale
to tell
Tall tale
We drinkale
And prevail
Over our enemies
Demons hear us scream
We wont back
Down now
Somehow
Someway
Were gonna let God save
The day
His way
Or THE HIGHWAY
GET THEE BEHIND ME
(Jehnehnehnehneh jehnehnehneh neh-neh nehnehnehnehneh JEHnehneh)
(Crazy guitar solo-to pause-to bassdrop)
WE ARE THE VOICES OF MARTYRS
WE ARE WASHED IN THE BLOOD OF LAMB
WE ARE THE CHILDREN OF THE SON
we've allready won
( guitars) DRUMS
Feb 8, 2015
Feb 8, 2015 at 12:56 PM UTC
av woond - vwash maya
neeth - kh ya dash - shhma kh
t yeh t yeh - mal koo tha kh-
neh kh wayt- zeve yan akh-
ay khannad - vwash maya -
aph var ha
hawv lan - lakh mad -
sun kh yanan - ya omana
vwash vo khlan - khau v yen -
wah kh tah kh yen -
ay khana - daph kh nan -
shh vwo kh yan - l
- kha av yen -
wela - tah lan - l nee s yuna
ela - patzan - min - bisha
metol - dila khe - mal khu tha -
wah hala - watesh vukh tah -
lah lam
al min
am yen
Nov 14, 2020
Nov 14, 2020 at 10:25 AM UTC
robbie roe wanted to read a book
and his mates were ribbing him good
and robbie said leave me alone
his mates said neh, cause robbie you are still lile us now man
robbie roe sat down and watched the news
his mates were ribbing him good
robbie said leave me alone
i want to see the news
and his mates said, they don’t care because you are still like us
robbie wanted to look at the internet
reading the wikapedia about some girl they knew
his mates ribbed him good again
and then this went on for months and months
robbie roe was worried because every time he did something relaxing
his mates ribbed him, robbioe doesn’t want to get ribbed like thus
he wants to learn about who to avoid on the street
when there are new tablets to take for various illnesses
new cars on the market for japan and when an actress has a baby
and it tells you all about christmas being about the birth of jesus christ
how he laid in the manger on christmas day in a holiday inn
it shows through history there are so many stories which sound the same
robbie watched a hospital dramas and his mates ribbed him good
because his mates wanted the world to stay ready for them and leave stuoid robbie to squirm
like the little young dude that he is
you see robbie watched casualty and they had this woman with blood all over her
and robbie said if he was her doctor he will try and figure out why the blood was there
and then operate if needs be
robbies mates just laughed at him and said you are a woosey robbie
robbie said, every time i read a good story watch the news or read the internet
my so called mates laugh and poke fun at him
what was their problem thought robbie, jealous, i guess
Dec 15, 2015
Dec 15, 2015 at 7:00 AM UTC
you see last night i went to some mattes house and he told me of all the bad
stuff i did, especially the day ii tied people up, and about the time i teased everyone at the mall
and he sat in his house saying to me, wanna can of beer, sand then he said, go to bed, buddy, there
is nothing for you here and i said, i am reformed now, all that is in the past
and he said, it’s alright for you to say it’s in the past, you did it, meanwhiles we suffer from P T S D
and you \take your medication like a good little boy, while we suffer
and then i said, i have schizophrenia, a form of mental illness, and he said
you mean you are a mental head and i said yes, i am a mental head and
all the bad stuff that i done is all due to that and then he started teasing me something fierce
because me being mental seemed to make him happy,and i said i want you to understand
that i am suffering just like you, and he said, no you are having a good time
and me calling you mental is the best thing i can ever do to stop you, you see i want you
to go to floriade and i want people to give you P T S D and then i want canberra never to have
a christmas parade and i want the excuse is, we haven’t got any money to fund it, actually the
only parades i want in canberra are little kids easter bonnet parades where you get into trouble
for taking photographs, and i said, mate, don’t you want fun, here, and he said, yeah i want fun
the fun i have when i am teasing you, and i said, please forgive me, and except i have a mental illess
because, maybe i am the reason for your P T S D and i have excepted that, you need to except that i
did all that because i am mentally ill, i said i don’t deserve being teased like that, i have a voice, i need to
BE HEARD and he said, what crap, the only voice you have are your mentally ill voices and then he said
if you really want to be heard, you could’ve done that when you were young and like us, now after you
gave us P T S D, it’s mighty hard to forgive you, and then i said, i am suffering too, i have a mental illness
and then he said, i don’t want to hear your problems with your mentally ill brain and then he said you should never
tell anyone that you have a mental illness particurily if you are the reason why you are suffering, and then he said
i dopn’t care what athena is doing up there with your teeth, or whatever became of the drug ice and why don’t they use
methane anymore, then he told me, i am a criminal instead of being mental, so never say your mentally ill, you are just a *******
bleeding criminal, you lost your gnomes you painted at floriade, because i want you to suffer like a criminal does
never tell us your mental, just except our punishment for a criminal like you, i yelled SHUT UP, AND LEAVE ME THE **** ALONE
he said, neh, and went off to a party i wasn’t invited to because of my mental illness causing their P T S D.
Sep 1, 2015
Sep 1, 2015 at 6:14 AM UTC
"Ninì Santoro, il fine dicitore,
maestro di eleganza e di maniere,
il re del music-hall, il gran signore,
debutta questa sera al Trianon".
Guardanno 'o manifesto, chi liggeva
penzava: certo chisto è n'artistone.
Tenevemo st'attore? E chi 'o ssapeva!
Stasera stessa mm' 'o vaco a ssentì.
C' 'o tubbo, 'a caramella e nu bucchino
d'avorio giallo, luongo miezo metro;
un fazzoletto bianco nel taschino,
ncuollo nu frack 'e seta blummarè
Tutt' 'o teatro illuminato a giorno,
na marcia trionfale comm' "Aida",
Santoro ascette e cu na faccia 'e corne
pareva ca diceva: "Eccomi qua!
Mo v'aggia fa vedè chi è Santoro,
il fine dicitore, il fantasista
ca quanno arape 'a vocca caccia ll'oro,
oro colato 'e primma qualità".
'O pubblico ansioso s'aspettava:
chi sa mo ch'esce 'a vocca a stu Santoro.
Ma ch'era ascì... Santoro 'ncacagliava,
faceva smorfie, zumpe e niente cchiù.
Nun fernette nemmeno 'o riturnello
d' 'o primmo raccuntino d'avventure,
quann'uno arreto a me: "Santò, si bello!"
('Ndranghete!) E allazza nu pernacchio 'e nuvità.
Fuie cumm'a nu signale 'e na battaglia,
mancava poco e nce scappava 'o muorto:
'e sische mme parevano mitraglia.
Santoro nun putette continuà.
"Ll'artista" se facette 'a mappatella:
'o frack, 'o tubbo, 'o fazzuletto bianco,
s'annascunnette pure 'a caramella.
Dicette: "Aggio sbagliato,.. Ch'aggia fà?".
Trent'anne so passate 'a chella sera
che il fine dicitore fantasista
pe fforza avette chiudere 'a carriera
a beneficio dell'umanità.
Aiere steva scritto into 'o giurnale che:
"dopo varii e lunghi appostamenti
è stato assicurato un criminale
alla Giustizia delle Autorità".
E chi era, neh, stu disgraziato?
Santoro... il dicitore fantasista,
ca, pe magnà, al furto s'era dato
o pover'ommo pe putè campà.
Io penso che fu l'epoca sbagliata;
trent'anne fa tutto era n'ata cosa.
Oggi che il nostro gusto s'è cambiato
Santoro fosse na celebrità.
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Dimasa jadi neh, Dimasa hoshom neh,
Dara gadain, Disha gadain.
Ringya kabo ringma nangba, Nuya kabo numa nangba.
Dara gadain, Disha gadain.
Hadam guphu **** kaseh, rephgong reph bah ringkaseh.
Dara gadain, Disha gadain mithima.
Oct 22, 2020
Oct 22, 2020 at 4:39 AM UTC
hey me, constructible me
ya see i am sick of my house being messy
so i cleaned my oven, whoopi whoopi foo
but i cleaned my shower, oh yeah bully for you
yeah i believe in things looking clean
rather than going out making people mean
ya know i got rid of mould in my shower, yeah
i know i get cleaners, but work protocol is the thing
ya see you childlike adults, i like being clean
in opposed to being an old misery guts man
ya see, i know i was messy, but i had schizophrenia
and also my mind wasn’t quite in it yeah
but today, yeah i cleaned my joint
and it looks creatively clean
and that hopefully will get artists around viewing my art, oh yeah
hey me constructible me, i like the place
looking creative, man can’t ya see
yeah mate yeah, i want people to like me yeah
but i am doing it for myself
people who tease this are old misery gutses
living in any part of the past
oh yeah, my place looks creatively clean bow bow
i am not old, neh neh, i am creative
i want this as ideas for new tv shows
Jan 1, 2015
Jan 1, 2015 at 5:29 AM UTC
Every word i say, my mate pumps me up
hi dudes, pump me up
and did you know i was a family perspm pump me up
when i say i am an adult
he says he is a kid
because it seems i am worried about the teasing, pumps him up
you see with every word i say pumps him up
i say leave me alone, he goes neh, he gets pumped up
i say i sit there doing my tapestry
while you sit there smiling at me
and that pumps him up a lot
you see i say go to bed
and that pumps him up
but i don’t care for i need my sleep
and that pumps him up
and as he gets pumped up[
he tries to pump me up as well
you see i say i am a family person
and that pumps him up
i say i don’t want to be a robber or bad guy
and that pumps him up, as he goes
hey, i don’t want you to be like me, mate
you worthless heap of ****
and that pumps him up too
you see he looks like he is running around
the house smiling when i get teased
but he laughs with them
making me a shy person
and that pumps him up even more
i play with the kids, and i say i am cool
and that pumps him up too
you see no matter what i say
my mate will get pumped up
with everything i say
Apr 28, 2015
Apr 28, 2015 at 5:17 AM UTC
When a class is boring, the air can feel close and rebreathed - not a comfortable feeling for a COVID child. When the class is finally over, it’s like you’ve escaped something.
Did you know an hour has 60 minutes because ancient Babylonians used a seximal system? (base six).
The class I was in was small, just eight of us around a table in a small room (four students were missing that day) and somehow the class had wandered into the unstable, waring, state of the world.
The professor ended his unscheduled thought, on the result of nuclear war, by saying, “After the nuclear exchanges, when cockroaches take over..”
“No,” I interrupted - it was a flashbulb moment - an impulse. I don’t usually interrupt professors, “Ants. Ants would take over - they’re mobile super-organisms, cockroaches are just meat to them.”
His smile and nod of approval felt warm and cozy, as if my emotions had a texture and temperature - but I knew it was something assigned to me briefly, like a motel room.
Nuclear survival isn’t exactly my bailiwick, I’m not sure where I picked that thought up or why I had the confidence to offer it. Confidence is a thin lever to work with when talking to a professor. I’ve seen professors crush brash students.
The bell rang, I had survived, and Leong was waiting for me in the hall. The crowd in the hall was moving on toward their classes, like water splashing in every direction. Leong barked a laugh. “What?” I asked.
“Neh,” she said, waving her hand (meaning forget it).
“What?” I asked again.
“When I was little, I would visit my grandparents' farm, in Shandong (province, China). They would call their cows in with a bell,” she said, motioning, with both hands to include the crowded hall.
“We’re the most privileged cows in the universe,” she suggested smilingly.
“I suppose we are,” I agreed, as we passed out into a wind as cold and harsh as witches' breath.
Jan 30, 2024
Jan 30, 2024 at 12:30 AM UTC
Use the correct perspective,
based on God’s spiritual view-
for there will be Goliaths,
standing defiantly before you.
Know that you’re His child!
Anyone can be strong, when leaning
on his relationship with Christ.
Run into the battle speaking…
against the hostile opposition,
when the situation appears grim.
Acknowledge your sacred covenant
and your divine identity in Him!
Though the enemy comes against you,
your weakness in the time of crisis
can be transformed into holy strength;
use your God-given, heavenly license.
Never allow yourself to give up;
with endurance, outlast the devil.
Pray right away- without any delay.
Don’t stoop to his character’s level.
Despite mental and physical attacks,
overcome any confusion or failures.
Now finish your divine assignment
from our triumphant and blessed Savior.
Stay focused and confess The Word!
Ignore the claims of Satan’s rants.
Remember all of your past victories!
You can confront and defeat the giants!
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Author Notes:
Loosely based on:
1 Sam 17; Neh 4; Eph 6:10-18
Learn more about me and my poetry at:
http://amzn.to/1ffo9YZ
By Joseph J. Breunig 3rd, © 2014, All rights reserved.
Jun 12, 2014
Jun 12, 2014 at 9:07 AM UTC
I know I was mental,,but not anymore
You see I did and said some stupid things
Back when I was a kid, especially when
My friends treated me like an adult
And I threw it back in their faces
I didn't want to have these thoughts, ya know
It was my previous life trauma
Of me being kidnapped and killed
Back in 1960, and I never respected
My friends back then, you see they
Tried to get me away from the gutter
But I seemed to want to stay there
I wanted to kidnap myself and drag people
Down with me, and believe me I am fucken suffering
For what I said, I didn't want to say all that
I had this worry that I will find Steven Bradley's next life
And he was going to punnish me real bad
Like get me to take drugs, or god knows what else
I told my friend who tried to help me
That me and him should be kidnapped together
And since then, he started saying, no your not
A family person, neh, don't muck with him
Like you used to muck with him because
He needs to realise what he did to me
I tried to help him, I didn't want to drag myself down
With him, and kids, if he acts differently from the rest
Of the crowd, stop him and say, you aren't like us
Then I get the voice that rings in my head
Saying, no, I am not a cool kid, in fact I am a yeah mate yeah kid
I am trying to get on with my life
Without the frustration of looking after friends who want to drag me down
Anyway,,I am trying to get on with my life
Without any frustration either, I want to exercise
As well as be fit, and try to forget about all the crap that I said
And wash it right out of my cotton picking thoughts
But I still hear this friends voice saying, that I am not a kid
But what he means is, he only believes that men drink beer like a bogan
And I want to put my past behind me and move on too
And believing men just drink beer, doesn't do that for me
I just want to keep my mind fit
And not stress about anything that might have made people feel awful in my past
Jan 12, 2015
Jan 12, 2015 at 3:35 AM UTC