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"nav" poems
Seetaro mai akela chaand si thi wo Foolon ka mehekta guldan si thi wo Thi nadi jaisi aviral,chanchal mere dil ka haal si thi wo Ghani dhoop mai chav si thi wo Kisi geet ki addaon si thi wo Thi hava si mehekti, komal Mere dil ka bhav si thi wo Beech majhdhaar mai nav si thi wo Khusian ka pura gaon si thi wo Thi koyal si meethi,nishchal Mere man ka abhiman si thi wo Paido par wo patto waali hari bhari koi daal si thi wo Holi ke rango mai sabse saadi ek akeli gulaal si thi wo Thi wadi kasmiri koi Mere geeton ka sur aur taal si thi wo Mandir mai wo shankhnaad si,pooja ka prasad si thi wo Baarish mai mitti ki khushboo,badal ka dharti se sanvaad si thi wo Thi meri wo beti pyari,usse hi ghar 'harshit' tha Mere ghar mai sooraj si,Mere ghar ki shaan si thi wo Thi ab wo jo nahi rahi,aakhir khata kya thi ki usne mana hi to kia tha na beta shaadi se, Par dosti ka haath bhi to badhaya tha Teri Bezatti toh nahi thi ki usne Fir kyun tune usko har ghar badnaam kia Dushman na kare,dost hokar tune aisa kaam kia Chali gayi ab chhod ke mujhko,wo akele jeevan ki saanjh mai Meri khushiyan,meri duniya,meri pyari jaan si thi wo Meri pyari jaan si thi wo
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Apr 13, 2017
Apr 13, 2017 at 7:46 AM UTC
Meri Beti
The riled route master and the hacked off hackney carriage weren't bothered by the boris bike, they simply barreled along the bus lane oblivious to the wobble, blind to the blindsided and bent on beating the amber to red, til they were halted by the growth factor of a chelsea tractor straddling lanes and field testing the choice of right or left and failing the screen test set by the sat nav, thereby giving opportunity to the swarm of office staffers snatching their chance and chancing their luck, dancing past with their fat chance of swiping in before nine and avoiding the chagrin of the boss who's been the bane of their short sojourn through the city of lost dreams, chance encounters, thin fortune and rushed hours. This is London.
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Oct 12, 2018
Oct 12, 2018 at 2:03 PM UTC
Cityscape
Maverick Don’t Panic A Bad Boy, with a good Heart, at the tail end, of a head start, “Oh he’s prolific, he’s profanic, he’s depressed, he’s manic, he’s processed, he’s organic, he meditates and sits, when he just can’t stand it, and remember this is just a test so for the love of God please don’t panic, or take anything for granted, **** it, I’m a good kid, but got some bad habits, got a good plan too, just have to enact it, bad, but not the baddest, and if they want it, they can have it, the map is, my plan and, in other words, the Atlas is how I Nav this, a Maverick, like Cuban, not Gooding no Sir., no Jr. a señor, well not in age but in position, in other words they’re minor leagues and we’re major, a Maverick, like Cuban, not Gooding no Sir, no Jr., a señor, like Mark, Zuckenberg, a stark, contrast between Comcast, in other words, Light & Dark are different castes, in communications at least, ComCast Communications Caste, same waves just different frequencies, in the sea, the internet catches, big fish and small fry, Dark Shadows and Bright Lights, right?… ∆ Aaron LA Lux ∆
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Mar 5, 2017
Mar 5, 2017 at 6:44 PM UTC
∆ Maverick Don't Panic ∆
There is no driver - go anywhere for a fiver Pod - cars troll Milton Keynes by no means seen piloted in four years time - where's mine? Then they come together in the land of never - never The sat-nav tells us where we're going ready to alight when it's finally slowing what will they think of next? Send a text with your suggestion - normality's in regression No one is to blame when there's an accident nothing is seen to describe an incident however, at least no one can go on strike and I won't be reduced to travel by bike The atmosphere is electric, technology hectic it was bad enough when we decided to go metric!
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Apr 28, 2016
Apr 28, 2016 at 2:20 PM UTC
DRIVERLESS CARS
Kafija citiem tā vairāk tīk melna citiem balta bet man bez cukura. Kafijas garša ir neaprakstāma nevajag lsd vai mdma jo kafija spēj aizstāt visu. Tai plūstot manī es sajūtos kā paradīzē jo kafijā ir kaut kas īpašs, kaut kas tāds, kas nav citos dzērienos. Kafija liek man aizmirsties un man tas patīk. Mana burvju dzira uz mūžū...
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Dec 22, 2013
Dec 22, 2013 at 10:13 AM UTC
c o f f e e
Some people say Im mad I just blame the L-RAD Attacked by services syndicate post grad Breaking the code of conduct that's sad Criminal cause nullify's the collaborative ad All privileged storm troopers got more than I have Is the conscience alive while watching that sat-nav? As a key worker your care is what we have But straying for a kickback is a dent & bad The mental health stigma is the foot soldiers weapon Labelling us mentally ill with the DSM con Exclaiming we're mental while the victim is alone Stigma comes from the compound hear us groan Hearing me everywhere have traits of a stalker Attacking innocents with energy weapons lawbreaker Violating human rights piggy back hijacker The conspiracy hypothesis is the startler Whats the biological molecular structure Of a mental health disorder A caucus of people of who can shout louder Followed by misrepresentation from a reporter
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Jul 10, 2020
Jul 10, 2020 at 6:35 AM UTC
Stigma
sveiks dārgais šodien tev īpaši izceļās acis vai zināji? tās mirdz vairāk nekā parasti vai tu ieraudzīju kaut ko, kas tās apžilbināja? vai varbūt tās cenšas ieviest gaismu sev apkārt? apspīdēt cilvēkus, kurus tās uzlūko (?) vai varbūt tās vienkārši glabā sevī noslēpumu man nav ne jausmas tikai tu to zini es vēlos kaut tu man pateiktu kaut tu uzrunātu mani kaut vai bez vārdiem bez skaņām bet ar klusumu ar kustību ar savu ķermeni to skaisto ķermeni, kurā dzīvo tava dvēsele ķermeņa valoda ir pati skaistākā tā spēj pateikt vairāk nekā simtiem vārdu tavs smaids ir skaistākā rindkopa šajā stāstā tu to atkārto tik bieži, katru dienu taču man nekad nepietiek.. nekad nevar būt par daudz tava žilbinošā smaida manas lūpas nekad nespēj pretoties acis iemirdzās, sirdspuksti paātrinās un sākas jauns stāsts, kurā piedalās mūsu ķermeņi tie raksta ar saviem locekļiem pasaku, kurai nav beigu tā nekad nebeidzas bet gan turpinās arī tagad manas acis uzlūko tevi tās iekāro tevi no jauna mana sirds alkst pēc tavas mīlestības ak mans mīļais es vēlos veidot jaunu mākslas darbu paņemsim rokās otas un ļausimies nedomāsim par laiku jo laika mūsu pasaulē nav esam tikai mēs un mūsu māksla
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Oct 27, 2016
Oct 27, 2016 at 2:37 PM UTC
māksla
We just can't make them like this anymore. The skill and craftsmanship have been sacrificed on the altar of accuracy and machines and computers have sterilised the smell of hard work and love. To make such a map with no satellites, no certainty meant wallowing in the mystery of the world. In the space between knowing and supposing there was a beauty we may now miss, or deem unimportant. However, if I want to get from my house to your grave, to pay my respects - through the shopping malls and bypasses, the glass and steel towers you could never have imagined, I will use my sat-nav and be grateful for it.
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Dec 7, 2011
Dec 7, 2011 at 7:24 AM UTC
Great-Grandpa's Map
Daisy, Daisy give me your answer do........ boy! That Cadillac was one hell of a piece of engineering. Burned a long time, like it enjoyed the pain of the flames. He smiled at the thought. Handmade by union men the way it should always be. Not those ******* up ***** like Jimmy Hoffa either. That ******* probably a ****** like hoover. The image of him in a basque stuck. Made him angry, but he soon reined it in. Lecter was never angry. Not in the books. He prefered the books, no change-the -ending for the mass appeal. ******* movies. He was cautious now, the fake i.d. for the rental would fool most. He was pushing things, her blood in the trunk even burnt black worried him. Next time will be better. In Daisy's book was a circled name with hearts drawn around it. Louisa. Her address as well. Nice and easy. 200 miles to go. Make like Rutger in The Hitcher, move west.... The VW Rabbit was a ****** car after the Caddy. The two kid's didn't want to give it up easy, but they did in the end. They looked so silly, tied back-to-back in the rear seat, legs broke to squeeze them in. Made him smile all through the night. No blood this time, not yet anyway. Playing Slipknot to **** him off, little ***** Well write a song for these two, clown boy. He had looked on their lap-top at the poetry site. Saw the latest post from the pub landlord. He was a little confused, this poem didn't seem to be telling him his next move. He dragged them out into a ditch before dawn, stood on their necks to **** them, like the coyote trappers did, cruel ******** No blood, just **** all over each other as they died. Maybe he'd get a reward poem for doing it, in the meantime finding Louisa would keep him occupied. The vw had a cheap sat nav, hope she's home.....
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Jan 27, 2011
Jan 27, 2011 at 3:20 PM UTC
Word play part three
Daisy, Daisy give me your answer do........ boy! That Cadillac was one hell of a piece of engineering. Burned a long time, like it enjoyed the pain of the flames. He smiled at the thought. Handmade by union men the way it should always be. Not those ******* up ***** like Jimmy Hoffa either. That ******* probably a ****** like hoover. The image of him in a basque stuck. Made him angry, but he soon reined it in. Lecter was never angry. Not in the books. He prefered the books, no change-the -ending for the mass appeal. ******* movies. He was cautious now, the fake i.d. for the rental would fool most. He was pushing things, her blood in the trunk even burnt black worried him. Next time will be better. In Daisy's book was a circled name with hearts drawn around it. Louisa. Her address as well. Nice and easy. 200 miles to go. Make like Rutger in The Hitcher, move west.... The VW Rabbit was a ****** car after the Caddy. The two kid's didn't want to give it up easy, but they did in the end. They looked so silly, tied back-to-back in the rear seat, legs broke to squeeze them in. Made him smile all through the night. No blood this time, not yet anyway. Playing Slipknot to **** him off, little ***** Well write a song for these two, clown boy. He had looked on their lap-top at the poetry site. Saw the latest post from the pub landlord. He was a little confused, this poem didn't seem to be telling him his next move. He dragged them out into a ditch before dawn, stood on their necks to **** them, like the coyote trappers did, cruel ******** No blood, just **** all over each other as they died. Maybe he'd get a reward poem for doing it, in the meantime finding Louisa would keep him occupied. The vw had a cheap sat nav, hope she's home.....
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If poetry is a vehicle I turn on the engine Move through to high gear And take myself away If poetry is a vehicle I lubricate the hinges Wash off the dirt And chase a sunny day If poetry is a vehicle I exhale the toxic emissions Put away the sat nav And find my own way If poetry is a vehicle It will take me to my destination But will teach me on my journey To better days
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Oct 31, 2015
Oct 31, 2015 at 3:02 AM UTC
Vehicle
Books will soon be fading out Devices are what we explore Technology will keep progressing We are improving more and more There will be another way too write They will say no need for ink Just press the words on your tablet We have newer ways to think. Now everything is download And we are ordering things on line Soon banks will be run by computers The sign of these changing times. Things seem to be moving faster More so than the speed of light Keeping up is very hard When things change overnight. Now cars will soon go electric And no drivers will need to drive It will be similar to a sat nav We should never be surprised Who'd think the time would ever come Where technology rules this earth Say no to political robots That simply will never work.
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Jul 10, 2019
Jul 10, 2019 at 5:11 PM UTC
Technologically speaking.
when time was something that passed rather than to be grasped finishing post in sight chequered flag on the sat nav telling you you've arrived when time was acres of summer sunshine not pollution coated air, holes in the ozone worrying about global warming but still building building building for the future they say.... when time was your own to cherish not jobs to do meetings to attend places to visit but not really see bills to pay questions to answer a debt to honour for the ever after when time just existed it felt like forever now there's no forever after
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Feb 18, 2023
Feb 18, 2023 at 6:09 AM UTC
spent
THE AMERICANS SPELL GREY WITH AN 'A,' THEY LACK SUBTLETY SO THEY SAY, THAT ALL CATS ARE GREY IN THE DARK, AND IF YOU ASK A DOG - 'DOES IT HURT? HE'LL REPLY -                                         'ONLY WHEN I BARK!' SOMEONE BOUGHT ME SOME KEY RINGS, SHOWING A MAP OF PENANG AND AUSTRALIA, A MALAYSIAN DOLLAR - THEN I HEARD THE DOG HOLLER, THEN I HEARD THAT YOU COULD SPELL CENTRE TWO WAYS, MAYBE YOU COULD MAKE A CHOICE ON DIFFERENT DAYS, I SUPPOSE THAT WE SHOULD HAVE A THANKSGIVING FOR ALL THAT, WE HAVE AN I-POD, I-PHONE AND A SAT-NAV, LIFE'S A TURKEY, A BARKING DOG AND A BEACH, WHEN I GO FOR THE DYE - IT'S OUT OF REACH!
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Feb 28, 2016
Feb 28, 2016 at 6:04 AM UTC
I DON'T WANT TO DYE
My pen is my sword and my strokes are broad to cut away at death and decay the ink is the blood that I have shed my thoughts so real you have read to allow you to feel my pain instead. I write what I know not for show or to impress I invest my heart and soul into every line and verse my agony is real every word I feel or have felt for this deal I have been dealt not aces but deuces yet I still reduce this to a single atom how can you fathom this much pain the mental strain that it takes from the moment I wake till my last breath intake I forsake all happiness for the sake of anything less then victory. Do your ears deceive or your eyes what you read I will do anything to succeed I was born battle ready my arm grapple steady for my life’s course was already set as my life force is not easily met no sat-nav needed or teachers heeded for I have featured in so many battles and always succeeded could you take a fatal blow to your temporal lobe without being K.O'ed? 'cause I'm still walking fighting fear with fear still grinning ear to ear I have no equal or even peer.
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Mar 30, 2016
Mar 30, 2016 at 8:20 PM UTC
Battle Ready
I keep my problem on a leash, next to me at all times and named him "Jim". For too slim are the chances to make more, the last moment dances, the moonlit fancies. Despite each and every one of my flaws, I still manage to drop rhymes like I drop jaws. I've had problems, but now the claws are out and I can scream, yell and shout as loud as I can but the noise will not even register above the applause. I'm breaking all the laws that I have set for myself. It's always been easier to throw it out than fix it. Life is like a drink, the way that I mix it and I've seen people kick back fly through life on a crash course but I don't need to try it because it isn't really living if you do it on auto-pilot. I won't try to deny a thing, I've got problems, but they aren't all I have. I nav-igate through a world of hate and it's always swim or sink and suffocate. I've got issues, but in the face of all those who said I was "not that great", They'll have a date with a leg brace before I let them make me believe it.
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Sep 4, 2014
Sep 4, 2014 at 7:19 PM UTC
Problems
WHEN THE MERDE HITS THE FAN Our Sat. Nav's French is eh...how you say TRÈS TRÈS . . .MERDE! She transforms Châteauroux into Chatterbox/ She morphs Le Harve>>> into Le Have Her! We can only laugh en français! Streets with longer wording become simply a slur of wild guesses. More merde! Here we be on the road to Rouen. Miss Sat. Nav. tells us it's the road to ruin. Aghhh...Paris pops up Who put Paris there! Even more merde! We begun to distrust Miss Sat. Nav. She sulks for miles. Insane we are in the Seine. Now we drive up the Loire river. Straight5 up the middle with our high-lighted route jockey along side us in purple like a riderless horse winning the Grand National. We cast her into the back seat make the ferry ( no thanks to her) ....ju....ju...just!
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Oct 26, 2016
Oct 26, 2016 at 6:45 PM UTC
WHEN THE MERDE HITS THE FAN
In the dream (or perhaps it is forseeing) it is cold, The air carries whispers of ice That cut through the warmth of my skin Like knives, The quay is deserted, Quiet aside from the occasional Breeze induced moan from A beer bottle tossed casually away To lie discarded and thereby A bit like me, As I single up the mooring lines Of the boat below me its movement Becomes greater, As if shunning the cold stillness Of the land, And seeing this I feel kinship With the waking hull, And a sense of shared impending journey To the grey seas Beyond the harbour wall, As I work the halyards and Aged sails creak up the mast The breeze becomes more evident In the brisk flapping of canvas, Rime frost on the gunwhales gives way To dark hand prints as I steady myself Moving forward and aft, Steadily prepping for departure In a routine well known Across decades, Finally all is ready, The wind picks up, Sundering the clouds to reveal A clear black sky studded in diamonds, The navigation lights From far galaxies come to light my way As the backed foresail Pushes the bows away, Then with a creak the boom quells The flapping main, Approaching the harbour mouth The wind rises further and a few Long lazy yet driven rollers Make their presence felt, The heel increases as the bow tastes freedom, Nav lights on the breakwater are Unnaturally bright but no one sees Nor waves goodbye, Nor ever will again for tonight I that was James just crossed the bar
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Feb 5, 2021
Feb 5, 2021 at 3:51 PM UTC
No more alongside
I woke up this morning With the feeling there was something missing So with all that I have being the clothes on my back I started out for who knows where I felt the desire to search for trust But it turns out it's just my luck I had come upon the wrong address Under the suns glare my sat nav blared 'make a U-turn' ahead Trust up and moved on down the road Who in this day and age would have ever known Seems that trust felt the need to leave And without trust who now can we believe Perhaps it made friends with love Or maybe made friends with deception Something I would never know And so I was back on my own I am now on the road these days seldom taken To find trust and help it prosper I ask everyone I see if they could help tell me But it seems trust is only a whisper I will continue on in my travels With that strong desire to fill trusts needs As I am open to any direction And all possibilities
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Jun 17, 2014
Jun 17, 2014 at 7:41 AM UTC
Trust
I set my boundaries But your angel fire burned them. I set my sat nav to you and you to I But I was flying blind. I wanted to love and cherish you But as the eldest I take responsibility. I looked at you and thought I knew all But all I saw was beautiful heaven eyes. I lay awake and thought of you always But I only knew you until midnight. I thought I just liked you But you are my class a drug. I tried not to love you But you stirred my mortal engines. I know you seem the only one now But you can only be the first of your bloodline. I take tea with you and feel so grand But you sit on the silver chair. I love one who I can't trust But that is the fault in our stars. I thought you a simple book But you are quantum physics for dummies. I could never run through fire But I would by royal command. I hoped for a first love that was perfect But this is beautiful chaos.
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Jun 6, 2014
Jun 6, 2014 at 2:13 PM UTC
I but you
Touring County Sligo In my Toyota Aygo. In-built Sat Nav Mishap, No real road map. Lost in County Sligo Cursing my Toyota Aygo.
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Feb 17, 2019
Feb 17, 2019 at 4:30 PM UTC
Sat-Nav Mishap
Back in the day a boy would run away Feeling very bold, he would head towards a dock, stow away in the hold.   After 5 days at sea and feeling very hungry he would show himself to the crew. First he would get a beating then he would get some tea, finally he would be put to work out upon the sea. The boy would become a man, sailing the seven Seas. Eventually being given a boat that he has full command. He and his crew would become very tight and have each others back should they get in a fight. They set course on a map, no technology or Sat nav to send them on their way. They used the Stars and Planets as their guide, using the Milky Way or Pluto and Saturn to chart the destination of their ride. 2 days now until they reach shore who knows what awaits them when their feet hit the ground. Hard to tell what lies await what new vegetable or fruit will be their fate. Will it be potatoes or tobacco this time, who will be around to tell them of it's name, is the island inhabited does it have a name? Are the locals friendly will they offer food or will they be unfriendly and threaten to raid the boat. Strip the Sailors of their food, their wordly possessions and their coat. Tis for sure being a Sailor back in the day, was not fun it has to be said but definitely turned you from boy to man. When you returned to your home land after many years at sea, it most likely seemed very foreign and even unfriendly. The journey from boy to man to sailor now complete what is there left to do but sit back, get your pipe out, rest up your feet.
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Jan 19, 2018
Jan 19, 2018 at 4:52 PM UTC
Becoming a Sailor
Back in the day a boy would run away Feeling very bold, he would head towards a dock, stow away in the hold.   After 5 days at sea and feeling very hungry he would show himself to the crew. First he would get a beating then he would get some tea, finally he would be put to work out upon the sea. The boy would become a man, sailing the seven Seas. Eventually being given a boat that he has full command. He and his crew would become very tight and have each others back should they get in a fight. They set course on a map, no technology or Sat nav to send them on their way. They used the Stars and Planets as their guide, using the Milky Way or Pluto and Saturn to chart the destination of their ride. 2 days now until they reach shore who knows what awaits them when their feet hit the ground. Hard to tell what lies await what new vegetable or fruit will be their fate. Will it be potatoes or tobacco this time, who will be around to tell them of it's name, is the island inhabited does it have a name? Are the locals friendly will they offer food or will they be unfriendly and threaten to raid the boat. Strip the Sailors of their food, their wordly possessions and their coat. Tis for sure being a Sailor back in the day, was not fun it has to be said but definitely turned you from boy to man. When you returned to your home land after many years at sea, it most likely seemed very foreign and even unfriendly. The journey from boy to man to sailor now complete what is there left to do but sit back, get your pipe out, rest up your feet.
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They used to say “yes” or “no” And you would know where to go. Now life is complicated, they say they don’t know Fearful of mistakes, everyone is vague and slow. They just look up at the sky…(where the info “cloud” is?) Not looking you in the eye. Of most things everyone seems so unsure. The answer to most questions is “e…er…e-er…” If you can, you will look it up online: However, there is no Sat-Nav or sign; “Answers” pop up from every direction… Follow your nose at your own discretion! Interpret it at your own risk… Everything is just hit and miss! Hours later, forgetting what you are looking for – Each person, his own expert (according to the law…), You feel tired and completely drained, Like a Dalek has sizzled your brain. Your initial enthusiasm is gone and energy, too. All you can whisper, weakly, are two meaningless words, “Boo…hoo…!”
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Aug 22, 2018
Aug 22, 2018 at 8:29 AM UTC
Sign of the Times?
I'm going to build a human rocket Okay, stop there, let me take you back to chemistry class Remember the blast, the six foot hole I know, but I was young then, now I know what I'm doing Okay, let me remind you, your supersonic car The passengers on the top deck of the number 49 watched you flying by You caused mayhem Exactly, now I've recalculated My god, the exact words you used with your rotorless helicopter People have stopped using the 49 now Mrs Brown took a heart attack when she saw you with a screwdriver You have to stop man Can’t, I'm on the verge of greatness Don’t use that word, verge Your electric car, and the mile long length of cable That poor driver, when you turned in front of him He just stopped the bus, walked up to the psychiatric hospital, and committed himself Well I can hardly be blamed for that Never understood why he gave up the teaching job Look, just go down the Job centre, they’ll fix you up with something Now promise me Okay,I’ll go down the Job centre One week later News has just come in of a suspected terrorist attack in London, reports of an Exocet missile flying round Big Ben have been confirmed. Police have now confirmed the missile was in fact a human rocket. Latest reports coming in, seem to suggest the terrorist has been killed by a Double decker bus, we also believe the driver was attacked by the passengers, suggesting a second terrorist was involved. Police have now totally ruled out the attack on Big ben as a terrorist attack, reports coming in suggest the human rocket was in fact an ex chemistry teacher, sketchy reports are also coming in regarding the 49 bus, which seemed to be a hundred miles off route. Passengers tell of the horrendous journey,the bus company say the driver had removed the route sat nav, replacing it with a revolutionary sat nav he had invented that day. As a mark of respect, the bus company say they will be changing the 49 to the new 50. Relaunched that day, all was going well for the new driver, till a large Bat shaped object landed on the windscreen.
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Apr 8, 2015
Apr 8, 2015 at 7:00 AM UTC
The 49 Bus.
I'm going to build a human rocket Okay, stop there, let me take you back to chemistry class Remember the blast, the six foot hole I know, but I was young then, now I know what I'm doing Okay, let me remind you, your supersonic car The passengers on the top deck of the number 49 watched you flying by You caused mayhem Exactly, now I've recalculated My god, the exact words you used with your rotorless helicopter People have stopped using the 49 now Mrs Brown took a heart attack when she saw you with a screwdriver You have to stop man Can’t, I'm on the verge of greatness Don’t use that word, verge Your electric car, and the mile long length of cable That poor driver, when you turned in front of him He just stopped the bus, walked up to the psychiatric hospital, and committed himself Well I can hardly be blamed for that Never understood why he gave up the teaching job Look, just go down the Job centre, they’ll fix you up with something Now promise me Okay,I’ll go down the Job centre One week later News has just come in of a suspected terrorist attack in London, reports of an Exocet missile flying round Big Ben have been confirmed. Police have now confirmed the missile was in fact a human rocket. Latest reports coming in, seem to suggest the terrorist has been killed by a Double decker bus, we also believe the driver was attacked by the passengers, suggesting a second terrorist was involved. Police have now totally ruled out the attack on Big ben as a terrorist attack, reports coming in suggest the human rocket was in fact an ex chemistry teacher, sketchy reports are also coming in regarding the 49 bus, which seemed to be a hundred miles off route. Passengers tell of the horrendous journey,the bus company say the driver had removed the route sat nav, replacing it with a revolutionary sat nav he had invented that day. As a mark of respect, the bus company say they will be changing the 49 to the new 50. Relaunched that day, all was going well for the new driver, till a large Bat shaped object landed on the windscreen.
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I tell ya. Angels are not as much of a flight risk as you first may think. The cherubim however are flighty and way more likely to fly off at the baby's first cry Like they've got somewhere else to be. Just try. You'll see. Not even a bye-bye. But angels, oh man. Angels - I'm a fan. You can set your Sat Nav on an Angel. Dreamtime or lunchtime, they'll be your guide. - Sublime. Me and Mary were fans. - Jesus! Put those nails down. If your mum catches you with those, she'll go spare.
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Dec 11, 2018
Dec 11, 2018 at 3:58 PM UTC
Joseph is convinced
The radio reports no congestion and the goings good with few delays. Sat Nav tells me it will take no time with light traffic the whole way. It's apparently never crowded here on this less travelled extra mile I'm a first time pilgrim and I've not passed others for a good lonely long while.
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Aug 26, 2017
Aug 26, 2017 at 12:46 PM UTC
The extra mile