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"mcqueen" poems
Turquoise blues guitars Laughing baby elephants (that paint) Melodies singing lullabies to sleepy baby elephants (tired from painting all day) Blank canvases full of blackberries on the inside The antidote to love All the dotes that didn't get doted And all the ones that did Playing badminton in the backyard of Cupid's summer home in Manarola The ruby that died to make Dorothy's slippers And the shortest hair from the Lion's tail Wine filled grapes Water balloons filled from hot springs and melted mountain snow Two spokes from Steve McQueen's "Great Escape" motorcycle Three kisses from Ilsa Lund And a smile from Sabrina Fairchild Tom Robbins' typewriter (it's magic) A flying dragon A dragonfly (grounded for not doing her homework) Jenny's phone number The pillow that hit the floor at Cecilia's that afternoon The third stair from the top of the Stairway to Heaven (best view) One of the lost souls swimming in a fish bowl And a grain of salt from the sea the other is swimming in An olympic size pool full of melted crayons A vile of sweat from the ever fleeing muse A refrigerator the size of Rhode Island Full of magnificent lines of magnetic poetry Poetry (all of it) The monster under the monster's bed Every foul ball ever caught by any kid Hammocks (any and every) The cardboard boat that never stopped sailing down the gutter of the world The secret to everything (kept securely under the bed of the monster, under the monster's bed) Santa's real address (you won't believe this) The blue ink from the blueprints of Atlantis Golf carts with no maximum speed The energy dust left from dancing, hugging and smiling Freshly climbed trees A warehouse the size of Antarctica completely filled Wall to wall with raw, unfiltered laughter Beer Everything that was left on the field Passionate embraces and embracing a passion Apology free, but full of forgiveness The wild of the wilderness The tame of the un-tame Language Intuition Conception First kisses, waves and winks Goodbye hugs and thrown in kitchen sinks Art Music Pain Puddles that have been danced in under pouring rain Empty film cans Films on screens All of these ingredients Are what makes up Dreams
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Mar 6, 2014
Mar 6, 2014 at 2:20 PM UTC
What Dreams Are Made Of ...
Turquoise blues guitars Laughing baby elephants (that paint) Melodies singing lullabies to sleepy baby elephants (tired from painting all day) Blank canvases full of blackberries on the inside The antidote to love All the dotes that didn't get doted And all the ones that did Playing badminton in the backyard of Cupid's summer home in Manarola The ruby that died to make Dorothy's slippers And the shortest hair from the Lion's tail Wine filled grapes Water balloons filled from hot springs and melted mountain snow Two spokes from Steve McQueen's "Great Escape" motorcycle Three kisses from Ilsa Lund And a smile from Sabrina Fairchild Tom Robbins' typewriter (it's magic) A flying dragon A dragonfly (grounded for not doing her homework) Jenny's phone number The pillow that hit the floor at Cecilia's that afternoon The third stair from the top of the Stairway to Heaven (best view) One of the lost souls swimming in a fish bowl And a grain of salt from the sea the other is swimming in An olympic size pool full of melted crayons A vile of sweat from the ever fleeing muse A refrigerator the size of Rhode Island Full of magnificent lines of magnetic poetry Poetry (all of it) The monster under the monster's bed Every foul ball ever caught by any kid Hammocks (any and every) The cardboard boat that never stopped sailing down the gutter of the world The secret to everything (kept securely under the bed of the monster, under the monster's bed) Santa's real address (you won't believe this) The blue ink from the blueprints of Atlantis Golf carts with no maximum speed The energy dust left from dancing, hugging and smiling Freshly climbed trees A warehouse the size of Antarctica completely filled Wall to wall with raw, unfiltered laughter Beer Everything that was left on the field Passionate embraces and embracing a passion Apology free, but full of forgiveness The wild of the wilderness The tame of the un-tame Language Intuition Conception First kisses, waves and winks Goodbye hugs and thrown in kitchen sinks Art Music Pain Puddles that have been danced in under pouring rain Empty film cans Films on screens All of these ingredients Are what makes up Dreams
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he spends his time rowing through the rugged, blockaded channels of my catharsis, the bitter staccato of ****** habit. his love can be as jagged as gashes in an Elvis Costello record thrown against the wall-- the frayed words of the last love song Billie Holiday ever uttered. he is two exclamation points lit on fire, kerosene pumping through tautly wound muscles and caressing our funny bones with sandpaper. he is dulcit woodwind melodies and jilted viola strings, epic poetry and grindhouse theaters, McQueen gowns and thrift store bargains, the kiss on the forehead and the nudge for a ******* he is a double helix. he is the beginning and end of every sentence.
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Sep 4, 2010
Sep 4, 2010 at 3:45 AM UTC
Purging Lilacs
Nobody Knows McQueen Why do mad men, act so happy, what do bad men, feel so good, nobody knows, why, do you have to lose the sanity, to find, the genius, nobody knows, why, do the brightest lights, cast, the darkest shadows, nobody knows, can’t have the beach, without the ocean and the sand, can’t have bliss, without the pain, what a paradox we are, us this Human Species, all us actors just acting sans practice, in deafening silence commiting acts of violence peacefully, in this repulsively attractive romantically tragic, dramatic sci-fi thriller comedic fantasy, where we rarely do what we say, even though we all say what we mean, constantly on a conquest to find Plato’s Atlantis, expressing ourselves through our art like Alexander McQueen, which makes sense in a way since we’re all dressed up with nowhere to go, and even though that may be so we still wear our hearts on our sleeves, half peasant have emperor, have invented have inventor, half daughter/son half mother/father, half created have creator, only hope is that this sadness somehow leads to a happily ever after, once gone, only that odor lingers, is it cologne or perfume, no one knows or cares it’s 2018 it doesn’t matter, nothing matters, even though it feels like everything does, or maybe everything matters, and nothing feels like it does, I don’t know, and I don’t know if I care, don’t have the answers, and if I did I probably wouldn’t share, or maybe I would, and I’d do so through these words, like a man stranded on an island with a universe full of knowledge, sending these messages in these bottles as my parting gift to this world, see we’re all on our way, so have some fun before you go, is there life after death, maybe not maybe so nobody knows, why do mad men, act so happy, what do bad men, feel so good, nobody knows… ∆ LaLux ∆
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Oct 9, 2018
Oct 9, 2018 at 1:39 AM UTC
≠ Nobody Knows McQueen ≠
Nobody Knows McQueen Why do mad men, act so happy, what do bad men, feel so good, nobody knows, why, do you have to lose the sanity, to find, the genius, nobody knows, why, do the brightest lights, cast, the darkest shadows, nobody knows, can’t have the beach, without the ocean and the sand, can’t have bliss, without the pain, what a paradox we are, us this Human Species, all us actors just acting sans practice, in deafening silence commiting acts of violence peacefully, in this repulsively attractive romantically tragic, dramatic sci-fi thriller comedic fantasy, where we rarely do what we say, even though we all say what we mean, constantly on a conquest to find Plato’s Atlantis, expressing ourselves through our art like Alexander McQueen, which makes sense in a way since we’re all dressed up with nowhere to go, and even though that may be so we still wear our hearts on our sleeves, half peasant have emperor, have invented have inventor, half daughter/son half mother/father, half created have creator, only hope is that this sadness somehow leads to a happily ever after, once gone, only that odor lingers, is it cologne or perfume, no one knows or cares it’s 2018 it doesn’t matter, nothing matters, even though it feels like everything does, or maybe everything matters, and nothing feels like it does, I don’t know, and I don’t know if I care, don’t have the answers, and if I did I probably wouldn’t share, or maybe I would, and I’d do so through these words, like a man stranded on an island with a universe full of knowledge, sending these messages in these bottles as my parting gift to this world, see we’re all on our way, so have some fun before you go, is there life after death, maybe not maybe so nobody knows, why do mad men, act so happy, what do bad men, feel so good, nobody knows… ∆ LaLux ∆
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I am a thousand different things I'm people, objects, nature, animal I'm woman, man, girl, boy, child toddler, baby, foetus I'm all you could dream of (not) wanting I'm all you wish you were (not) I'm (your) anger, sadness, fear, regret I'm (your) happiness, joy, hope, love When I write, I'm a character fiction, autobiographical, biographical I'm lived, burned, broken, insane I'm madness, virginal, loose, free closeted, bi-curious, let's wait it out and see I'm intrigue, a passer by, I'm the observer, the observed, voyeurism, peeping tom, negative film Moss, McQueen, Klein I'm art, symbolism, post-modernism, I'm poetry; written and spoken I'm the woman you read of; her I'm the girl who made you cry I'm full to the brim of (your) inspiration I open doors to the past, then slam the door in your bright doe eyes I close doors to my future, and sneak back through cracks in the floor, just to get back I laugh in your face, and burn holes in skin at your absence I kick dirt in my eye, then cry wolf blinded, I'm the severest of contradictions, I say yes at no, no to yes, I decide on impulse, and cry on cue Beauty, romance, love, lust poetry, all the questions I am made of I answer in the written word mute, You only know me, (if of course you dare) by reading my rhymes, (non judgmental stance) and loving me regardless, (don't expect perfection) If you're going down the same road start today, face your demons, be the contradiction. © Sia Jane -- *"So unimpressed but so in awe Such a saint but such a ***** So self aware so full of **** So indecisive so adamant So rock and roll, so corporate suit So **** ugly, so **** cute So well-trained, so animal So need your love, so **** you all"* Robbie Williams - Come Undone
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Jan 28, 2014
Jan 28, 2014 at 3:14 PM UTC
Labyrinth (lost)
I am a thousand different things I'm people, objects, nature, animal I'm woman, man, girl, boy, child toddler, baby, foetus I'm all you could dream of (not) wanting I'm all you wish you were (not) I'm (your) anger, sadness, fear, regret I'm (your) happiness, joy, hope, love When I write, I'm a character fiction, autobiographical, biographical I'm lived, burned, broken, insane I'm madness, virginal, loose, free closeted, bi-curious, let's wait it out and see I'm intrigue, a passer by, I'm the observer, the observed, voyeurism, peeping tom, negative film Moss, McQueen, Klein I'm art, symbolism, post-modernism, I'm poetry; written and spoken I'm the woman you read of; her I'm the girl who made you cry I'm full to the brim of (your) inspiration I open doors to the past, then slam the door in your bright doe eyes I close doors to my future, and sneak back through cracks in the floor, just to get back I laugh in your face, and burn holes in skin at your absence I kick dirt in my eye, then cry wolf blinded, I'm the severest of contradictions, I say yes at no, no to yes, I decide on impulse, and cry on cue Beauty, romance, love, lust poetry, all the questions I am made of I answer in the written word mute, You only know me, (if of course you dare) by reading my rhymes, (non judgmental stance) and loving me regardless, (don't expect perfection) If you're going down the same road start today, face your demons, be the contradiction. © Sia Jane -- *"So unimpressed but so in awe Such a saint but such a ***** So self aware so full of **** So indecisive so adamant So rock and roll, so corporate suit So **** ugly, so **** cute So well-trained, so animal So need your love, so **** you all"* Robbie Williams - Come Undone
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This is a terrible romantic and sadomasochistic narrative. The artist's mind is clothed in fabrics. Fashion is his vocabulary. Grim-tales are often told with foreboding, exacted further through sharp, perceiving lenses. Collections of sharp silhouettes speak of a masterful and sensitive touch. A turbulence of emotions exploded in delicate and mesmerising theatricals. Taking delight in challenging popular notions, Alexander left audience continually in a lingering aftertaste of shock mixed with wonder.
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Aug 23, 2014
Aug 23, 2014 at 11:41 AM UTC
Alexander McQueen
Just found my honest to god vintage 1963 James Dean Ray Bans in the garden where I must have dropped them last summer. Even as an old man they make me feel like Steve McQueen. Now I can pretend to be cool and smooth again; but I doubt my Lady will be fooled.    ~mce
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Apr 25, 2015
Apr 25, 2015 at 7:23 PM UTC
Cool And Smooth
She came into her life A mere stranger of coincidence Alexander McQueen ivory silk tulle Empire line gown. All senses heightened; She was waiting amidst The exotic smell of burning Candle wax. The scent of a woman clinging To lustful air, white roses ribboned Thorns tinting porcelain skin. She hears the patter, not dislike A small child coming toward you. All senses are broken; just a voice So much power in the echo Of words spoken with such Fluidity. **** he ******* knew that She was awake, Louboutin steps Scaring the devil itself; what sin. Walking through flames, Burning, hot coals; presence. Ophelia approaches, a creature Secure, arms wrapped tight And smiles at her. Ophelia speaks to her; lifting her arms To wrap around her instead. A gentle hand, to the thigh A soft caress across silver scars. The girl feels; inadequate And yet, forgiven for all she has Committed; sins of the flesh. It was only now that, this goddess Of desire, lust and eternity Could mark a soul, for she was an Angel, winged feathers a glow. She reaches to the empty soul Challenges her resoluteness "What can I do to help?" Eyes welling, the sound of a Tear, akin to a pin drop In silence. In that silence, words formed Like cloud patterns, shifting Graceful elegance. Nothing was heard, all was spoken. Ophelia stole her heart, The girl will always be attached By symbolic resurrections Of strength, Spiritual From The heart and mind. © Sia Jane
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Mar 26, 2014
Mar 26, 2014 at 11:36 PM UTC
Ophelia
sinderella was a nickname because i was the sinner and unlike cinderella i was not a charmer i was the known kid of sin doing bad to make a livin' never the girl scrubbing floors i was the girl looking for new drugs keen to experiment with death and the guy i fell in love with i wasn't a princess in disguise or a servant dressed in rags i was the troublemaker in her fishnets & leather wearing less than a dress even during winter nights drinking whiskey to fill me to keep me warm as i walk in the big city stiletto heels and dark make-up with a cool NYC diamond jacket swarovski crystal encrusted with chanel nails a mcqueen bag with my drugs & all that **** a wallet for my few dollar bills even though i get drinks for free because i'm young attractive, little darlin' me
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Sep 28, 2013
Sep 28, 2013 at 3:27 PM UTC
sinderella - introduction
Have you seen my granny? She shoots like Johnny Wayne, Smokes cigarettes like Garbo, Sings like Kelly in the rain. She's doubtless at the movies Watching Audrey zip 'round Rome, And wishing she were young enough To run away from home. My nana laughs like Rita, Plays chess like Steve McQueen, She smoulders like her heroes do Up on that silver screen. Have you seen my granny? She loves Bogart and Bacall, And in her dreams forever She is blonde and six-foot tall.
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Nov 3, 2019
Nov 3, 2019 at 5:01 PM UTC
Have You Seen My Granny?
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Dec 14, 2016
Dec 14, 2016 at 7:25 PM UTC
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There's a party going on upstairs, your invited, to come and have a scare. H.G. Wells, will meet you at the gate, costumes required, hurry don't be late. Vincent Price will be tonights D.J. Halloween is his favorite Holiday. He's spinning "Thriller", while dressed up as "Kiss". Watching Claude Rains do the "Transylvania Twist". Steve McQueen came dressed up as the "Blob", he's serving up the zombie shish-ka-bobs. Elsa Lanchester placed real bats within her hair. While Marty Feldman keeps yelling "Frau Blucher". At the stroke of the witching hour, St. Peter amps up all the power. A disco ball drops down from a cloud. Out on the dance floor, forms a massive crowd. Michael Jackson then leads them all in dance, while Lon Chaney and Karloff take their chance, to join the angels in harmony, While "Monster Mash" is sang by Lugosi. Even the Devil made it through the door. He's the one sporting an Elvis pompadour. So much fun is had by one and all, at Heavens Annual Halloween Ball
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Oct 26, 2011
Oct 26, 2011 at 6:37 PM UTC
Heaven's Annual Halloween Ball
I rearrange the shards of Smiles and slivers of truth That collide like broken waves On the shores of my eyes Like fragrant words of folly As if to tickle the open ears Like teardrops in a vase And spokes that spin in wild wonder Dance as if their lacing fingers Draw magic from the dust But I remember In sane whispers drawl I haven't lost that which holds the breath sacred As rising tides of hidden lunar glow Spark and fly from their embers Our fear In restless highs slide toes out from Under the star shine Curiously sweet yet sickening to swallow Our tongues burned of what we could not speak clearly enough For the stirring ashes we thought were as corpses beat rhythms once again And I couldn't hold you long enough But still I released and hoped you would return And you did Carefully melodic at first Yet hopelessly chaotic as we laid -Cory James McQueen
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Jul 29, 2013
Jul 29, 2013 at 10:04 AM UTC
Carefully melodic (There was no reason to miss you)
There's a party going on upstairs, your invited, to come and have a scare. H.G. Wells, will meet you at the gate, costumes required, hurry don't be late. Vincent Price will be tonights D.J. Halloween is his favorite Holiday. He's spinning "Thriller", while dressed up as "Kiss". Watching Claude Rains do the "Transylvania Twist". Steve McQueen came dressed up as the "Blob", he's serving up the zombie shish-ka-bobs. Elsa Lanchester placed real bats within her hair. While Marty Feldom keeps yelling "Frau Blucher". At the stroke of the witching hour, St. Peter amps up all the power. A disco ball drops down from a cloud. Out on the dance floor, forms a massive crowd. Michael Jackson then leads them all in dance, while Lon Chaney and Karloff take their chance, to join the angels in harmony, While "Monster Mash" is sang by Lugosi. Even the Devil made it through the door. He's the one sporting an Elvis pompadour. So much fun is had by one and all, at Heavens Annual Halloween Ball
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Oct 29, 2010
Oct 29, 2010 at 5:12 PM UTC
Halloween Ball
I take my knowledge from architects, medieval painters and galore. I walk along the stretch of times, Read the Canterbury Tales from folks of yore. I've written literature in my own dialect, through the beautiful English language. I find awe in the act of creation, new etymologies where old writers anguished. My words: symphonies of the beloved and dead Beethoven; like the arias of Wagner. I am the high priest, the new catholicicist propogandising as your Cardinal. I am the spiritual technology, provided to the ailment of what we call society. I am the new Ghandi, the Dalai Lama deservedly inspiring your piety. I am the Luciferous angel of life, breathing heaven through the cesspool of Earth. I am the post-modern Romeo and Juliet, Warhol's 15 minutes of fame and worth. I am the Alexander Mcqueen, the metaphilosopher of fabric illusions. I am the lyricist of society, speaking through the castrated eunychs. I am Stephanie Myer, inspiration of vampiric genius to adolescent impressionables. I am Jane Austen, author of new age thrillers such as The Secret and Lesbian Misérables I am the eclipsing of twilight, the post-mortem autopsy of a rotting cadaver. I am Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson, legends inspiring a race of sleeping pill grabbers. I am the Blockbuster, the Titanic Avatar, $4.9 Billion to children in poverty. I am Gangnam Style, 2.5 Billion viewers of the Palestinian Bombings. I am modern philosophe, the birth giver of Socrates, Plato, Nietzsche, Derrida. I am Steve Jobs, terrible father, tyrant and billionaire technological reliever. I am God, the predeccesor and successor of all eternal life. I am Satan, damnation and strife. I am Tupac, rapper of gangster warfare. Inspirational to first world degenerates. I am Oprah, most powerful black woman with white hillbilly aesthetics of Ellen Degeneres. Thank you, to world's only true Genius. Hail Kanye West, our one and only revered Yeezus.
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May 25, 2016
May 25, 2016 at 4:18 AM UTC
I am the next Shakespeare, inspired by Kanye West.
I take my knowledge from architects, medieval painters and galore. I walk along the stretch of times, Read the Canterbury Tales from folks of yore. I've written literature in my own dialect, through the beautiful English language. I find awe in the act of creation, new etymologies where old writers anguished. My words: symphonies of the beloved and dead Beethoven; like the arias of Wagner. I am the high priest, the new catholicicist propogandising as your Cardinal. I am the spiritual technology, provided to the ailment of what we call society. I am the new Ghandi, the Dalai Lama deservedly inspiring your piety. I am the Luciferous angel of life, breathing heaven through the cesspool of Earth. I am the post-modern Romeo and Juliet, Warhol's 15 minutes of fame and worth. I am the Alexander Mcqueen, the metaphilosopher of fabric illusions. I am the lyricist of society, speaking through the castrated eunychs. I am Stephanie Myer, inspiration of vampiric genius to adolescent impressionables. I am Jane Austen, author of new age thrillers such as The Secret and Lesbian Misérables I am the eclipsing of twilight, the post-mortem autopsy of a rotting cadaver. I am Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson, legends inspiring a race of sleeping pill grabbers. I am the Blockbuster, the Titanic Avatar, $4.9 Billion to children in poverty. I am Gangnam Style, 2.5 Billion viewers of the Palestinian Bombings. I am modern philosophe, the birth giver of Socrates, Plato, Nietzsche, Derrida. I am Steve Jobs, terrible father, tyrant and billionaire technological reliever. I am God, the predeccesor and successor of all eternal life. I am Satan, damnation and strife. I am Tupac, rapper of gangster warfare. Inspirational to first world degenerates. I am Oprah, most powerful black woman with white hillbilly aesthetics of Ellen Degeneres. Thank you, to world's only true Genius. Hail Kanye West, our one and only revered Yeezus.
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Things got hot, Things got heavy. I hit the spot And broke the levee. The water rushed Onto my spread. Her body flushed And soaked my bed.
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Jun 4, 2011
Jun 4, 2011 at 3:37 PM UTC
Feels like Steve McQueen
Once I was stuck in Acapulco in the rainy season, for I didn't check the weather for that time of year when in need of a quick getaway when it is the rainy season down Acapulco way, it rains for a season, not a day and the roads are the rivers unmarked on any map apparently I was not the only idiot a hotel full of newly weds   with nothing to do after, after doing what newly weds do, they, these many couples walked, verily they cruised in D1 around in endless circles on the floor around the newel post, of the outdoor lobby, jailed by the down pouring unceasing like goldfish in a pond, I fascinated watched, expressionless, in motion constant, speaking not a word to anyone, even joined in for a splayed day ^ got the hell outta there, went to Mexico City, made me another steve mcqueen quick getaway had me a fine time there over thirty yrs later, the image of the the fish pond of white humans swimming in silent circles still gives me nightmares
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Feb 8, 2014
Feb 8, 2014 at 10:52 AM UTC
Stuck in Acapulco
Like the shadow stringed to Peter Pan's shoes, he is always there for her Like the Piped Piper who saved the people of Hamelin from the plague, he keeps her safe Like Miguel leaving El Dorado's gold for more adventures with Tulio, he always chooses her Like Pacha who took care of Emperor Kuzco as a llama, he provides her needs Yet like Lightning McQueen and Mater, Buzz and Woody, Dory and Marlin, Mike and Sully, they will always remain friends.
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Dec 28, 2016
Dec 28, 2016 at 9:18 PM UTC
Keeper
Louis Vuitton brown, Chanel black, Classic McQueen, i'm surrounded by such luxuries. If I lost it all, i'd be alright, I really don't need to be in the spotlight. I hate this poem.
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Jul 15, 2013
Jul 15, 2013 at 2:03 PM UTC
Untitled
Venus-Intergalactico princess, Why is Victoria keeping so many ******* secrets? It's time to let the Gucci cats out of the Louis Vuitton iconic bag, Sparkling Supermodel? can you walk with your hands swinging behind your back? Legs up front! Look left! Look Right! Turn around! now you qualify for first class, Venus-Intergalactico princess, in your hologram eyes I see a glamorous savage, Versace snakes to replace your long hair, Chanel number 5 the breath you fill up in the air, Your face made of prada is nothing but expensive art, When you deeped your fingers into glitter and plunged right through my chest to pull out my leathered heart- I saw an Angel with Cashmere Wings wearing a glowing Alexander Mcqueen gown In Jimmy Choo Shoes, You looked like a queen with a gigantic crown.
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Dec 11, 2018
Dec 11, 2018 at 3:38 PM UTC
Gisele Bundchen Pt.1
Free Will is a ***** and a half. But ***** ain't free, he costs and costs, and jaws you, gnaws you, spits out your bones, retargets, redodges, zooms in, looms thin, steals a hat from a child outside a movie theater and vanishes around the corner, through the alley, under the chainlink where the filthy mutt from the movie dug his way to freedom Steve McQueen style. But the dog's name is not ***** and she would prefer you call her a ***** then whistle.  It doesn't make any difference to her what you call her, but she knows whistling your sexuality at strangers in the street is bad for your mental health, worse for your dignity. She will stare you down, swipe left, steal your money from the begger, and brag She left you dead in the street next to the twin corpse of the ice cream man that won't stop ringing his bell. If you are too lazy to make coffee in the morning the nightmares will follow you all day, headache throbbing like a hammer on memories like nails. On the morning of the day little baby Jesus decided to ease up on the whipping you were at the Portuguese diner out by the highway on the toilet listening to the rain drops gather rhythm on the rooftop, thinking about the idea of mathematical randomness, wondering if perfect beats like Ringo Star or clocks exist in "nature." I mean not man made.  You know what I mean. Inventing Bukowski is also fun.  He loved to write about his ***** "The best of the beer ***** hot, wet, steaming, and glorious ..."  What a role model. The thing with J. C.  is he is just one of three people, none of whom yet exist. Humanity is still basically crawling around in the forest waiting for the Aliens take the time to drop by and share a few tips.  Maybe more than a few.
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Apr 26, 2016
Apr 26, 2016 at 3:06 PM UTC
The Day Jesus Decided To Torture You
Free Will is a ***** and a half. But ***** ain't free, he costs and costs, and jaws you, gnaws you, spits out your bones, retargets, redodges, zooms in, looms thin, steals a hat from a child outside a movie theater and vanishes around the corner, through the alley, under the chainlink where the filthy mutt from the movie dug his way to freedom Steve McQueen style. But the dog's name is not ***** and she would prefer you call her a ***** then whistle.  It doesn't make any difference to her what you call her, but she knows whistling your sexuality at strangers in the street is bad for your mental health, worse for your dignity. She will stare you down, swipe left, steal your money from the begger, and brag She left you dead in the street next to the twin corpse of the ice cream man that won't stop ringing his bell. If you are too lazy to make coffee in the morning the nightmares will follow you all day, headache throbbing like a hammer on memories like nails. On the morning of the day little baby Jesus decided to ease up on the whipping you were at the Portuguese diner out by the highway on the toilet listening to the rain drops gather rhythm on the rooftop, thinking about the idea of mathematical randomness, wondering if perfect beats like Ringo Star or clocks exist in "nature." I mean not man made.  You know what I mean. Inventing Bukowski is also fun.  He loved to write about his ***** "The best of the beer ***** hot, wet, steaming, and glorious ..."  What a role model. The thing with J. C.  is he is just one of three people, none of whom yet exist. Humanity is still basically crawling around in the forest waiting for the Aliens take the time to drop by and share a few tips.  Maybe more than a few.
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All I want for Christmas is peace on earth (well, at least in Amerika); a black, velvet painting of Elvis (the old, fat Elvis of course); massive volcanic eruptions along the Rim of Fire with ensuing Tsunamis for a bit of Yule excitement; A Maserati (red, gently used); health, happiness and peace of mind for my friends and children; a stuffed and mounted Cassowary (but still safely caged); a distance learning course in Alchemy and White Magick; continued success and mastery of obscurity, poverty and poetry; for all the men I served with to be alive, thriving and happy; for all the women I've loved to remember me and smile; for Steve McQueen to play me in the upcoming movie of my life; the usual end to world hunger (more Kale for everyone!); a bottle of pure testosterone, tumescence and liver disease combined (just once, Doc, I promise); a routine, tropical winter for Pennsylvania; release from the burden of time, but not immediately; to end all my dreams with laughter; to meet and shake hands with Buddha; and, of course, to see you again. Think that's too much to ask? It goes without saying I have been very, very good (just ask my loving, schizophrenic cat).
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Dec 17, 2016
Dec 17, 2016 at 7:17 AM UTC
Christmas In My House Of Dada
I’m off out down to town, I’m off out for the night I’m dressed-up to the nines, oh what a lovely sight. I’ve got my shiny shoes on, I’ll get in any place I’ve got my brand-new suit on and my Durex just in case. I’ve learnt a trendy dance this week I’m off down to the Ritz I’ll spin and do the moon walk, might even try the splits. I’ll pick me out a woman and pester her all night I’ll tell her all about myself and set her heart a light. Might by myself some bubbly, make them think I’m rich All the girls will love me and the lads will all be sick. I’ll wear my Rolex wrist watch and my golden belcher chain, and my diamond studded cuff-links, might even take a cane. I’ve been down to the barber’s, for a Kevin Keagan perm I’ve been under the sunbed for a thirty minute burn. I’ve plucked out all the hair, from my nose and my ears I wear a leather G-string; got both ******* pierced. I move like John Travolta, smile like Steve McQueen there’s not one thing I’d alter I’m the perfect specimen. I am a medical marvel, I am a bundle of fun there’s no one else quite like me; I’m the special one. The end
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Aug 3, 2015
Aug 3, 2015 at 2:37 PM UTC
The special one
Only Steve McQueen is Clean And He's not All That Clean at That
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Apr 9, 2012
Apr 9, 2012 at 6:11 PM UTC
Steve McQueen