i scream
you scream
we all scream
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dec 20, 2017
Dec 20, 2017 at 8:12 PM UTC
urgot, u big oaf
do u want to eat another bread loaf?
ur just so fat
i hope ur not a democrat
because this spider
might cryder
if u dont hug janna
with a bannana
soraka is now sad
and that is bad
league of legends is gay
but we play every day
Jul 13, 2017
Jul 13, 2017 at 12:29 AM UTC
big naruto boy
to you i am a toy
u are so large
to move u i need a barge
which broke
so i cant move u
so i will feed you more
and write more of ur lore
one day u will die
and i will cry
but for now
ill fap real hard
Jul 13, 2017
Jul 13, 2017 at 12:24 AM UTC
tar
smar
dar
car
vroom vroom
hit a broom
rip in peice
lightning mcqueen
Dec 14, 2016
Dec 14, 2016 at 7:25 PM UTC
i have 10 seconds to write this poem
its not very good
i like wood
Oct 5, 2016
Oct 5, 2016 at 7:04 AM UTC
harambe salami
king of the apes
with some credible japes
oh how i miss your sweet smile
you could slam dunk a crocodile
but there was nothing they could do
to stop you from turning that kid into poo
so they shot you through the heart
and you're to blame
you give love
a bad name
Aug 8, 2016
Aug 8, 2016 at 10:45 AM UTC
paschabiceps with his muscles so large
the best player on VP thats for sure
hes so good he might as well be in charge
the rest of them are bad, but he'll endure
a lot of my friends think you're awesome too
my bearded friend wants to ride on your arm
a transfer to a good team is past due
to watch your games i set an alarm
i wake up before the sun even rises
to hear your sweet polish voice in my ear
you and your great skill, full of surprises
you are one of the things i hold most dear
i bet you could lift a hundred pound pole
pashabiceps pro, my friends full control
Mar 10, 2016
Mar 10, 2016 at 6:51 PM UTC
A broken heart isn't to be dreaded.
Not when the tender lobe of your ******* sway divine in the silky wind.
A fresh caress of your velvet brow, undercropping my twisted heart.
Let not the heart grow weary, for it isn't a bug that is crushed 'neath booted foot.
Because I cannot stray from you,
Ever bound to your tide,
And never to have you again kills me,
Don't act like you don't know me,
Silent destruction is in and of me.
Feb 18, 2016
Feb 18, 2016 at 10:38 AM UTC
chihauhua with cheseburgers for feet
why do u have cheeseburgers for feet
i could get it some cleats
to put on ur feet meat
and so there will be cleats on ur feet meet
and then ill feed u some beats
so u dont have to eat ur delcious cheeseburgers for feet
Feb 16, 2016
Feb 16, 2016 at 9:16 PM UTC
there once was a man who could run at break-neck pace
he could even fly through time and space
he was so sneaky he was invisible on radar
his name was captain pronin, superstar
Dec 5, 2015
Dec 5, 2015 at 3:25 PM UTC